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Title: August Folly
Author: Thirkell, Angela (1890-1961)
Date of first publication: 1936
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                              AUGUST FOLLY




_By the Same Author_

                       THREE HOUSES (O.U.P.)
                       ANKLE DEEP
                       HIGH RISING
                       WILD STRAWBERRIES
                       THE DEMON IN THE HOUSE
                       O, THESE MEN, THESE MEN!
                       THE GRATEFUL SPARROW
                       THE FORTUNES OF HARRIETTE




                              AUGUST FOLLY



                              _A Novel by_
                            ANGELA THIRKELL






                     H A M I S H   H A M I L T O N
      9 0   G R E A T   R U S S E L L   S T R E E T   L O N D O N




                         _First Published 1936_




                   PRINTED IN GUERNSEY, C.I., BRITISH
                  ISLES, BY THE STAR AND GAZETTE LTD.




                                CONTENTS


                        I RAILWAY AFFAIRS
                       II BEGINNING OF ROMANCE
                      III INTRODUCTION TO A FAMILY
                       IV REHEARSAL WITH INTERLUDES
                        V COOKS IN THE KITCHEN
                       VI ONE WAY OF LOVE
                      VII THE DAY OF MISFORTUNES
                     VIII ESSAY IN CRITICISM
                       IX REHEARSAL WITH CATASTROPHE
                        X ANOTHER WAY OF LOVE
                       XI A CASE OF CONSCIENCE




                              August Folly




                                   I
                            RAILWAY AFFAIRS


The little village of Worsted, some sixty miles west of London, is
still, owing to the very defective railway system which hardly attempts
to serve it, to a great extent unspoilt. To reach it you must change at
Winter Overcotes where two railway lines cross. Alighting from the
London train on the high level, you go down a dank flight of steps to
the low level. Heavy luggage and merchandise are transferred from the
high to the low level by being hurled or rolled down the steps. From
time to time a package breaks loose, goes too far, and trundles over the
edge of the platform on to the line, but there is usually a porter about
to climb down and collect it. When your train comes backwards into the
station, often assisted for the last few yards by a large grey horse and
its friends and hangers-on, you may take your seat in a carriage which
has never known the hand of change since it left the railway shops in
1887. If it is market day at Winter Overcotes your carriage will
gradually fill with elderly women, carrying bags and baskets, who prefer
the train to the more expensive motor-bus, children with season tickets
coming back from school, and one or two old men who still wear a fringe
of whisker. As your train pulls out on the single line which joins
Winter Overcotes to Shearings, a small junction fifteen miles away, you
are back in the late Victorian era. Up and down the single line, at rare
and inconvenient intervals, run a few little trains, which can only pass
one another when, at the stations, a second line emerges, only to flow
back into the parent line a little further on. Engines and carriages are
a striking relic of our earlier railways, and under their skimpy coats
of paint may be read the names of long defunct systems.

The line meanders, in the way that makes an old railway so much more
romantic than a new motor highway, among meadows, between hills, over
level crossings. At Winter Underclose, Lambton and Fleece, the train
stops to allow the passengers to extricate themselves and their baskets
from its narrow doors. It then crosses the little river Woolram and
enters a wide valley, the further end of which is apparently blocked by
a hill. Just under the hill is Worsted, where you get out. The valley is
not really impassable, for a few hundred yards beyond the station the
train enters the famous Worsted tunnel, whose brutal and unsolved
murders have been the pride of the district since 1892.

The line is staffed and controlled by three local dynasties; Margetts,
Pattens and Polletts. If a Margett is station-master, you may be sure
that there is a Patten in the goods yard, or on the platform. If a
Patten is engine-driver, his fireman can hardly avoid being a Pollett.
If there is a Pollett in the signal-box, there will be a Margett to open
the gates of the level crossing and warn the signalman that the train is
coming. All three families are deeply intermarried.

Mr. Patten is the station-master at Worsted. His head porter is Bert
Margett, son of Mr. Margett the builder, and his nephew, Ed Pollett,
whose father keeps the village shop, is in the lamp-room, and gives such
extra help as zeal, unsupported by intellect, can afford. He also has a
genius for handling cars.

The inconvenience of the hours of running is made up for by the kindness
of the staff. They will hold up a train for any reasonable length of
time if old Bill Patten, cousin of the station-master and father of the
second gardener at the Manor House, is seen tottering towards the
station half a mile away; or young Alf Margett, Bert's younger brother,
from the shop, has forgotten one of the parcels he should have brought
on his handlebars, and has to go back to fetch it. Since no trains can
proceed until their various drivers have exchanged uncouth tokens of
metal, like pot-hooks and hangers, or gigantic nose and ear-rings to be
bartered with savage tribes for diamonds and gold, there is no danger.

Most of the land hereabouts is owned by Mr. Palmer, whose property,
bounded on the north by the Woolram, runs south nearly as far as
Skeynes, the next station down the line. East and west are Penfold and
Skeynes Agnes, where there is a fine Saxon church. Mr. Palmer is a J.P.,
an excellent landlord, and owner of a very fine herd of cows which
supply Grade A milk, at prices fixed by the Milk Marketing Board. His
wife, in virtue of her husband's position and her own masterful
personality, has taken the position of female Squire.

Of other gentry there are few in the immediate neighbourhood. Lady Bond
at Staple Park does not count, because she and Mrs. Palmer have not for
some time been on speaking terms. There are also the Tebbens, who live
at Lamb's Piece, near the wood above the railway. At the moment when our
story opens, on a warm June morning last summer, Mrs. Tebben was in her
drawing-room, reviewing a book on economics. Happening to raise her eyes
to the window, she saw Mrs. Palmer opening the garden gate, so she went
to warn her husband. Mr. Tebben was a Civil Servant during the week,
from ten or eleven to six, or such later hour as his country might
require, and carried an umbrella wet or fine; but in the evenings, and
from Saturday to Monday, he gave himself entirely to the past, taking
for his province the heroic age of Norway and Iceland, with excursions
into the English Epic. During the War his knowledge of the Scandinavian
tongues had been of great use to the censor's department, from which he
had emerged scatheless owing to his great presence of mind in
deliberately forgetting to acknowledge the official communication
offering him an inferior order of the Empire he had served. He was at
this moment sitting in his very small, uncomfortable study, drafting a
letter to a learned Society of which he was President, and did not wish
to be disturbed.

'Warning, Gilbert! Warning!' cried Mrs. Tebben, putting her head in at
the study door. 'Louise Palmer!'

As her husband only stared at her with the expression of a mad and
rather obstinate bull, startled from its dreams, she began to insert
herself into the room. To open the door wider was impossible because of
the furniture. The house at Worsted had been altogether Mrs. Tebben's
doing. Her husband would have preferred to live permanently in London,
where his books would all have been under one roof, but Mrs. Tebben,
feeling that her children, who were both at school in the country and
liked London more than anything in the world, ought to have pure air for
their holidays, had plotted and saved towards the purchase of a
perpendicular field on the side of a hill near the village of Worsted.
From her own earnings, for after taking a first at Oxford she had
coached for many years, not letting marriage interfere, and had produced
several useful and uninteresting textbooks on economics, she had bought
the land and caused to be built Lamb's Piece, a local name on which she
had pounced with educated glee, but no provision had been made for a
study. After two miserable years of trying to work in a corner of the
drawing-room, distracted by his wife's village activities, by his son's
rudeness during school holidays and, later, University Vacation, by the
ebb and flow of domestic life, Mr. Tebben had insisted on a separate
work-room.

Mrs. Tebben prided herself on being able to argue like a man, with logic
and without rancour. This very mistaken point of view was based upon her
early passion for a young don, Mr. Fanshawe of Paul's, whose courtesy to
his women pupils cleverly concealed his contempt and abhorrence, which
passion had consumed her during her last year at college, or rather,
during that portion of the year spent in residence. After taking her
degree she had done some research, gone on a Norwegian cruise, met and
married Mr. Tebben, and settled down to coaching and the rearing of a
son and daughter. Mr. Fanshawe had determinedly ripened into an Oxford
character, refusing to use any other than a small, flat, tin bath, and
arguing with his women pupils with logic and without rancour; while for
his intellectual equals he used every weapon fair and unfair, and
nourished feuds which overflowed into every learned journal in Europe.

Mrs. Tebben had therefore replied to her husband's plea for a study:

'Your point of view is perfectly reasonable, Gilbert. You are the
wage-earner, therefore it is only just that you should be comfortable. I
will send for Margett, and we will see what we can do.'

'Isn't it more a job for an architect, Winifred?' said Mr. Tebben.
'Margett is only a builder, and look at the mess he made of Mrs.
Palmer's barn.'

'That was quite different. Mrs. Palmer wanted to use the barn for Greek
plays, so she had to have a fixed basin put in for the actors to wash
before they changed into their ordinary clothes. Sandals do let the dirt
in so frightfully. It is true that the basin did leak, but as there will
be no fixed basin in your study, Margett could do it quite well.'

Mrs. Tebben, thus open-mindedly arguing, or rather, trampling kindly
over her husband, had summoned Margett, the carpenter and builder. After
a long conversation, only two plans were found possible. One was to put
the study in the basement, which owing to the perpendicular nature of
the land was really a ground floor, the other to take a piece off the
dining-room. Mr. Tebben would have preferred the lower story, from which
he could escape straight into the garden and away down the valley into
the woods, if pressed by enemies, but Mrs. Tebben, who liked to have her
household under her eye, decided to take a piece off the dining-room.
The result was two rooms, both too small for human habitation. In the
one the family took their meals, seated at a narrow table, the backs of
their chairs grating against the walls, in the other Mr. Tebben had made
a little hole for himself among his books, where he sat with an
oil-stove in winter, and fried in the sun in summer. An ancestral
bookcase, with which he refused to part, almost blocked the entrance. It
was as high as the room, it stuck out so far that the door could never
be more than half opened, its shelves were edged with faded, scalloped
fringes of red leather, which, disintegrating, shed dust and leathery
crumbs. Owing to the great depth of the shelves the books were double
banked. Mr. Tebben always knew where a given book should be found, but
could not always summon the energy to dig it out from the back row. Mrs.
Tebben rarely knew where any book she wanted was placed, but was willing
to remove all the front rows, lay them with ready cheerfulness on the
floor, and when she had found what she wanted, put them back in their
wrong places. Their son, Richard, now in his last year at Oxford, had a
deep contempt for these and all his parents' other ways, though, unlike
Mr. Fanshawe of Paul's, he did not attempt to conceal his contempt under
a mask of courtesy, a social virtue which he condemned as hypocritical
snobbery.

'Louise!' cried Mrs. Tebben again, getting herself through the door and
shutting it behind her. 'Her van will be upon us, before the bridge goes
down!'

'Her van?' asked Mr. Tebben, justifiably puzzled. 'Oh, I thought you
meant she was bringing the milk-lorry down the garden. Well, I can't see
her. I'm busy. I'm writing to Fanshawe. The letter ought to have been
sent a week ago. Can't you stop her?'

'You'll have to see her sooner or later,' said his wife, 'if it's about
her Greek play. You know she wants you to do Theseus, and she said she
would take no denial.'

'I certainly won't be Theseus,' said Mr. Tebben. 'I won't wear sandals
and catch cold and wash my feet in that leaky basin of Margett's. I have
never acted in one of her plays yet, and I never will. Besides, what
does the woman know about Greek plays? Let Richard do Theseus when he
comes down, or Margett, or Mrs. Palmer's nephew that she's always
talking about. I will not make a fool of myself. You really must tell
her I am busy, Winifred.'

'So be it,' said Mrs. Tebben. But it was not, for Mrs. Palmer, who had
annoyingly come round by the garden, in at the drawing-room window, and
so through the hall, now intruded herself. Those who did not admire Mrs.
Palmer both disliked and feared her hectoring methods, but she was
entirely indifferent to moral temperatures. Her husband avoided her
activities as much as possible, and was very fond of her, having that
affectionate reverence for his wife which is one of the advantages, from
the female point of view, of the childless marriage. It is so much more
difficult for a husband to cherish and revere the mother of several
healthy children who take possession of her time and devotion.

Mr. Palmer's only and much younger sister, Rachel, had married Frank
Dean, the head of a large engineering firm. The Deans had lived abroad a
good deal, on account of Mr. Dean's work, and their large family had
made the Manor House a kind of head-quarters. Of late they had not been
down so often, and were not well known to the Tebbens. The nephew that,
according to Mr. Tebben, Mrs. Palmer was always talking about, was
Laurence Dean, the eldest son. He had been for some years in his
father's firm and was eventually to inherit most of Mr. Palmer's
property. His aunt Louise was devoted in her high-handed way to him and
his brothers and sisters, and made as much fuss over them as if she were
the hen that had hatched someone else's eggs.

'News! News!' cried Mrs. Palmer, waving a letter at the Tebbens. 'I had
to come round and tell you, Winifred, and as I met your Mrs. Phipps at
the shop, I knew there would be no one here to answer the bell, so I
came creeping round by the drawing-room. I shall just tell you about it
and run away, for the great man must not be disturbed.'

Mr. Tebben, who detested being called a great man, got up, but was
unable to offer his caller a seat, as he had the only chair in the
little room, and Mrs. Palmer could not have squeezed her stout, imposing
person behind the table. Luckily Mrs. Tebben, who in some ways had never
developed spiritually since the days of cocoa-parties in a bed-sitting
room at college, remembered refreshments, and said to Mrs. Palmer:

'You must have a cup of tea. Mrs. Phipps will be back in a moment, and
the kettle is just on the boil. We always have tea in the morning. Come
into the drawing-room and Gilbert will join us.'

Rather suspiciously Mrs. Palmer allowed herself to be led into the
drawing-room, where sofas and chairs heaped with papers showed that Mrs.
Tebben had been working. It was a pleasant side of Mrs. Tebben's
character that although her own books were described, by those who read
them, as important, she was entirely modest about what she had done, and
never dreamt of demanding elbow-room or solitude for herself, although
she accepted their necessity for her husband. There were more bookcases,
photographs of places in Norway and Iceland that they had visited before
children put such an expense out of the question, and in a corner a
small upright piano, celebrated for having belonged to Mr. Tebben's
mother, but possessing no other merit. Mrs. Tebben, clearing an armful
of papers and a huge tabby cat off the sofa, invited her visitor to sit
down.

'It is about the Deans,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'I have had a letter from
Rachel. She and Frank and five, or is it six, of their children, are
coming to the Dower House for the summer.'

'Mr. Palmer's sister and her husband?' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Gunnar, put
your claws in!'

'Yes. Fred is so delighted, and so am I, because they will all be able
to help with my play. You know we are doing Hippolytus this summer. That
is partly what I came to see you about.'

'I must see about the tea,' said Mrs. Tebben, getting up again. 'I'll
send Gilbert to you, if you'll excuse me for a moment. Gilbert!
Gilbert!' she shouted as she passed the study door, 'Mrs. Palmer is
alone in the drawing-room. Entertain her. I must see about some tea,'
and so disappeared into the kitchen.

Mr. Tebben unwillingly rose, went into the drawing-room, saved Mrs.
Palmer from Gunnar, who was preparing to sharpen his claws on her skirt,
sat down beside her, and said nothing.

'We are doing Hippolytus this summer, you know,' said Mrs. Palmer, for
the second time. 'We know that you are only free at week-ends, but we
are very anxious to get you. Theseus cries out for you in the part.'

'Greek isn't my subject,' said Mr. Tebben. 'The Scandinavian languages
are more in my line. Now, if you were doing something in the nature of a
saga--but no, it wouldn't do. No, I positively couldn't act, even in a
saga. Besides, I don't think the village would understand Norse.'

'But we aren't acting sagas,' said Mrs. Palmer, 'it's Euripides.'

'Greek is much the same,' said Mr. Tebben. 'They wouldn't understand
Greek. No, I really don't think they would.'

'It isn't Greek, it's English--a translation.'

'I don't think they'd understand a translation either,' said Mr. Tebben
determinedly.

'My nephew, Laurence Dean, that you have so often heard me talk about,'
said Mrs. Palmer, trying a fresh point of attack, 'will be here for the
summer. His parents, my sister-in-law and her husband, will be at the
Dower House with some of their children, I mean Laurence to do
Hippolytus. Now, if you did Theseus, we should at least feel that we had
a nucleus.'

Mrs. Tebben now came in, with a three-legged cake-stand, followed by
Mrs. Phipps, carrying a wavering brass tray of tea-things. When the tray
had been balanced on an eight-legged folding stand, Mr. Tebben got up.

'"Two legs sat on three legs, milking four legs,"' he said meditatively.
'Dear Mother Goose. Well, I must get back to my work. That letter to
Fanshawe should have been written a week ago. Good-bye, Mrs. Palmer.
Villagers understand nothing, so it really will not matter what you do.'

With which helpful remark he picked up the tabby cat, and going quickly
back to his study resumed his letter to Mr. Fanshawe, whose society held
outrageous views about the Elder Edda.

'What a splendid Theseus he would make,' said Mrs. Palmer, as her host
went out.

'Milk?' said Mrs. Tebben. 'I'm afraid you will never get Gilbert to do
Theseus. In fact, I know he won't. Gunnar! Gunnar! do you want some
milk? Oh, Gilbert must have taken Gunnar into the study. You know he
doesn't like the Greeks. Gilbert, I mean. He says they were
uncomfortable.'

'Well, it can't be helped,' said Mrs. Palmer, taking a notebook out of
her bag and crossing out an entry. 'We shall have to find someone else.
It isn't a big cast. Theseus, Hippolytus, a huntsman, and a henchman are
all the men. Margett will be the huntsman, and Patten, my second
gardener, the henchman. I daresay Pollett, at the shop, will do Theseus
if Mr. Tibben really can't be persuaded. And then, about Hippolytus--'

'Richard comes down to-day and might be able to help. He will be here
all the summer, I hope. He has been doing Greats, so he would know the
play. Not in English, of course, but then he knows the original, and
could get the _spirit_,' said Mrs. Tebben, going into the trance of
adoration which any thought of Richard always induced.

'Perhaps he would train the chorus for me, then,' said Mrs. Palmer, with
great presence of mind. 'That is where real skill is required. I had
thought of Laurence for Hippolytus. He has had a good deal of
experience. He is in his father's engineering firm, and they have an
excellent amateur dramatic society.'

She did not add that, in her opinion, anyone whose ears stuck out as
much as Richard's was naturally disqualified for a part which did not
demand a wig.

Mother, and aunt by marriage, each eager in the defence of her absent
young, were silent for a moment, massing their forces for the next move.
Mrs. Palmer, who had quicker wits than her friend, got in first.

'I wish there were a part for you, Winifred,' she said regretfully.
'Your Lady Montagu was such a success the year we did _Romeo and
Juliet_. I could hardly ask you to do the nurse in Hippolytus.'

There was no inflection of interrogation in her voice, but Mrs. Tebben
chose to take it that there was.

'Of course I'll do the nurse,' she said obligingly. 'It's a longer part
than Lady Montagu, but I learnt those two lines very easily, and it will
simply be a question of application. I shall give myself regular hours
for study, as I used to in the old days. And what about you?'

Mrs. Palmer had been thinking very quickly.

'I shall lead the chorus,' she said, feeling that by so doing she could
foil any attempt on Richard's part to train the villagers in his own
way. 'And my niece Helen, Laurence's sister, will do Artemis,' she
continued hurriedly, 'she drives a racing car. That fat daughter of Mrs.
Phipps's, Doris, I mean, will have to do Aphrodite, because Mrs. Phipps
is helping with the dresses. That only leaves Phaedra. Neither of Dr.
Thomas's girls from the Rectory can act without giggling, and I don't
want to ask Lady Bond, because we are at war about a fence. My
sister-in-law, Laurence's mother, would take the part, I am sure, and
she looks wonderfully young for forty-eight, but she cannot ever
remember her words. What shall we do?'

'Margaret will be coming home next week,' said Mrs. Tebben, suddenly
remembering the daughter whom, in her worship for Richard, she often
forgot. 'She has been at Grenoble with a family. Not Greeks, but highly
cultured people. I think she said something about having met Laurence
there in one of her letters.'

Because her mother could only think of Richard, Margaret, who was two
years younger, was often forgotten like that. Her father also let her
existence slip from his mind at times, not because he adored Richard,
whom indeed he vaguely found rather trying, but because his mind was
usually on letters to Fanshawe and similar subjects. So she had been
sent to Germany and then to France when she left school, and there might
have remained for ever if her father, suddenly remembering her
existence, had not demanded her return. Mrs. Tebben, arguing that as her
husband was paying for the child's education he had a perfect right to
see her, had agreed, and now came her reward, for Margaret would be a
useful pawn to play against Mrs. Palmer. As that lady had no alternative
left, she was obliged to accept enthusiastically, only wishing that
Margaret were rather more hideous than she remembered her, as so very
pretty a person might attract Laurence, whom she destined for a good
marriage.

'Then that's all settled,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Tell Richard to come over
and see me as soon as he gets back--he might dine with us to-night,
after the Choral. And tell Margaret too, of course, as soon as she comes
home. We can't begin rehearsing too soon. And do you mind if I have Mrs.
Phipps on Wednesday afternoons? She can do a lot of machining for me,
and I know you are nearly always in town in the middle of the week. Say
good-bye to the great man for me. I shall just slip out again as I came
in.'

Mrs. Tebben watched her visitor go with mixed feelings. To have Richard
refused for Hippolytus and Mrs. Phipps commandeered for Wednesdays was
intolerable. On the other hand, she as Nurse and Richard as chorus
master would have the play a good deal in their own hands, and certainly
Richard would not have wanted to play Hippolytus to his sister, of whom
he thought as poorly as he did of his parents. If Mrs. Palmer thought
she could manage the chorus against Richard's wishes, let her try. And
Gilbert was safely out of it, which reminded her that he had not had any
tea, so she poured out a cup and took it into the study.

'I'm afraid it's rather cold and stewed,' she said, putting it down on
the table.

Mr. Tebben was used to it in that state, for it was one of his wife's
economies to keep tea for hours, under a tea-cosy, or in the fender,
rather than send for fresh supplies, so he pushed it kindly away and
continued his work till lunch-time. Meals were no particular pleasure to
him in his own home. What she ate was a matter of indifference to Mrs.
Tebben, who prided herself on being a good housewife, so she had forced
her family into a small service flat in London, and had Mrs. Phipps to
cook in the country. Mrs. Phipps, a born cook only in the sense that she
had brought up a large family chiefly on tinned foods, had a natural
gift for making meat appear grey and serving all vegetables in that
water which to throw away (so scientists tell us) is to lose the most
nutritious part of their natural salts. To-day the meat, being cold
boiled mutton, would have been grey in any case. The salad was from the
garden. Mrs. Phipps had indeed held it under the tap, but not long
enough, nor had she shaken away the water (not, in this case,
recommended as nutritious by scientists), so that the lettuces lay in a
gritty pool.

'Well, Gilbert, I have rescued you from Louise,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'I am
sorry there are no potatoes, but Mrs. Phipps didn't put them on in time,
and knowing that you wanted to come with me and meet Richard at the
station, I didn't like to wait for them to be finished. We could have
them in if you like and just eat the outside part that is cooked, and
have the rest properly boiled and use them up with the salad to-night.'

'No, thank you,' said Mr. Tebben.

'Some cold caper sauce? There was just this little bit left, and it
seemed a pity not to use it. If you don't want it, I will have it, so
that it won't be wasted.'

'Are there any pickles?' asked Mr. Tebben, though without hope.

'Alas, no, my dear. A break-down in domestic arrangements. But the salad
which is so good for you, is all our own.'

'When I eat green stuff,' said Mr. Tebben, chewing away at a well-grown
lettuce, 'I understand why cows have four stomachs. I am relieved to
hear about Theseus. Nothing would have induced me to act, but I had no
wish to argue with Mrs. Palmer. Greek plays! I have always felt that the
Greeks were easily amused. A stone seat under a burning sun, with the
bitter wind that so often accompanies it, four or five people in
preposterous boots and masks, plays with whose plots everyone had been
familiar from childhood, and there they would sit for days and weeks.
Now, the Vikings--'

'Excuse me, dear,' said Mrs. Tebben, 'but which will you have? Here I
have tinned apricots. The dish on the left, I will not disguise from
you, is the remains of yesterday's rice pudding. I told Mrs. Phipps to
warm it up, but I fear she has forgotten. At least it is neither hot nor
cold. Will you have both? And please go on with what you were saying.'

'I'll wait for cheese,' said Mr. Tebben. 'The Vikings had more sense, so
had the Icelanders. The very idea of an open-air theatre was abhorrent
to them, if indeed they ever thought of it. Their national literature,
stories of gods and heroes, was familiar to them, and they would have
laughed, yes, laughed, at the idea of dramatising what was already in
the highest degree dramatic. We find no traces of open-air theatres in
Norway or Iceland. Practical people, they realised that an open-air
parliament, for so, very roughly, one may describe the Thing, or
All-Thing, was enough strain on anyone, without resorting to open-air
entertainments. If they wanted to be entertained they sat at home, by a
fire, and had their skald to recite to them.'

'More like the wireless,' said Mrs. Tebben, sympathetically. 'Cheese,
dear? We are just finishing up this hard bit before Richard comes, if
you don't mind.'

'Wireless!' said Mr. Tebben, taking the cheese resignedly. 'That is a
thing the Icelanders would never have tolerated, not for a moment. Being
a highly cultivated people, their chief pleasure in the long northern
evenings was talk and song among themselves, while the women worked. A
kind of talk of which, with the pleasant difference that no women are
present, our University Common Rooms are in some sense the only
survival.'

'I do so agree with you about open-air performances, dear. I can't think
why the coffee is so nasty again. Will you have some? Luckily Louise has
the barn centrally heated now. Do you remember what time Richard's train
arrives?'

'Two-ten. We have plenty of time to walk down the lane.'

'But I am taking the donkey-cart for Richard's luggage, Gilbert; so will
you get Modestine for me while I just look round Richard's room. The
reading lamp by his bed is broken, and we seem to have run out of bulbs,
so if you don't mind I'll put yours there till I can get a new one. I
lent mine to the Choral Society and forgot to get it back.'

Mr. Tebben hated Modestine, who was an elderly man, but literature must
be served, more than anyone he knew. Mrs. Tebben, always conscious that
she must economise, for they were not well off and there were the
children to be provided for, had decided that a car would be an
extravagance and a donkey and cart would do very well to take them on
little excursions and do their station work. There is no need to explain
how wrong she was. Richard had firmly been ashamed of cart, donkey, and
mother from the first moment that the plan was discussed, and refused to
ride in, or be seen walking by, the little governess-cart which
Modestine sometimes pushed backwards, sometimes caused to remain
stationary across the village street, and occasionally ran away with
down the main road. Nor would he catch nor harness Modestine, neither
lead him to the forge to be shod. Margaret, kind creature, was always
ready to do her best, but she had been away for a year. Therefore Mr.
Tebben had been forced--for Mr. Phipps the gardener and odd-job man, who
was also the sexton, was far too busy letting the vegetables run to
seed--to be catcher, harnesser, and leader (when driving was of no
avail), or rather puller of the hateful animal, chasing it in wet grass,
pitting his strength unsuccessfully against a brute's. Though Mr. Tebben
had been a mountain climber in his younger days, his strength was as
nothing against Modestine's, nor could he find any satisfactory method
of retaliation when Modestine trod on his feet with hard little hoofs.
If a god had granted Mr. Tebben one wish, and one only, it would have
been that Modestine should for a day have human feet, and he hoofs, that
justice might be done. Mrs. Tebben was not a good walker, so whenever
they dined out in the immediate neighbourhood, she was conveyed by
Modestine, a hurricane lamp tied to the front of the governess-cart, her
husband driving or leading, as Modestine dictated, Richard, if he were
of the party, a hundred yards in front or behind.

Mr. Tebben caught Modestine, who was in a tolerant mood, gave him the
rest of the cheese, and put him into the cart. Mrs. Tebben, wearing a
shapeless old raincoat, for the day though warm had been showery, and a
battered garden hat, got into the cart. Her husband, under pretence of
sparing Modestine, walked at her side along the green lane that led down
the hill to the railway. As Modestine had a feeling about level
crossings, Mrs. Tebben drew up by the line. The train was already
signalled, and Bert Margett the porter, elder brother of young Alf, was
in the act of shutting the gates.

'Want to come through, mum?' said Bert.

'No thanks, Bert,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'I couldn't get the donkey across.
He doesn't like the lines.'

'I'll take him over, mum,' said Bert, going to Modestine's head.

Modestine, recognising him as one of the class who were his proper
masters, nimbled elegantly across without a murmur.

'Goes nicely with old Bert, don't you, Neddy?' said Bert affectionately.

'Here, Bert, get them gates shut; she's coming,' shouted the
station-master, Mr. Patten, the uncle of Mrs. Palmer's second gardener.

'Okey-oke,' shouted back Bert Margett. 'I'll come and take him across
again, mum, when she's gone,' he added to Mrs. Tebben, and resumed his
task of shutting the gates.

No sooner had he done so than tank engine 17062, driven by Sid Pollett,
a cousin of Mr. Patten's who lived further up the line, came noisily
round the curve, having waited to do so till Mr. Pollett had received
certain information from his fireman, a Margett, who had got out of the
cab to reconnoitre, that Bert had shut the gates. For greater facility
of communication with his cousin, the engine-driver drew up in front of
the station-master's office, so that the end coach with the luggage van
remained forlorn beyond the platform, marooning passengers and luggage.

A young man put his head out of the end coach.

'Hi! aren't we going up to the platform?' he shouted to Bert.

'Don't look like it, Mr. Richard,' shouted Bert.

'Hell!' said Richard, climbing down onto the line. 'I've got no end of
stuff in the van.'

'All right, Mr. Richard,' said Bert, 'I'll see to it. Your father and
mother and Neddy's outside.'

'Oh hell,' said Richard, 'they would bring that foul donkey. Look here,
Bert, you'll find three suit-cases and a packing-case of books that
weighs about a ton in the van, and I've got a gramophone and a box of
records and a lot of coats and things and my cricket bat in the
carriage. And there's a pair of boots somewhere about, and for the
Lord's sake be careful with those records. Hullo, father, I wish you'd
get a car. You can get a perfectly decent one for about twenty-five
quid.'

'I don't think your mother would like it,' said Mr. Tebben, sadly
wondering why the inner affection he felt for his son should always be
changed to embarrassed dislike at the very moment of meeting. 'She's
outside in the donkey cart. How are you?'

'Oh, all right,' said Richard, adding in a stage undertone, 'Oh, my
God!' which was meant to show that he resented his mother's appearance
in the donkey-cart and his father's unnecessary inquiry after his health
and possibly his examination results, which would not be out for some
weeks and were not his father's business, and wished them to know it
without the trouble of having to tell them.

In deep depression Mr. Tebben led the way silently through the booking
office to the little station yard.

'My dear boy,' cried Mrs. Tebben, throwing her arms wide.

Richard recognised with disgust that she was wearing the raincoat which
reminded him forcibly of the appearance of the wives of Heads of
colleges at garden parties, and that her untidy bobbed hair was escaping
in every direction from beneath a hat suitable for Guy Fawkes. That her
face was irradiated with affection escaped his notice.

'Oh, all right,' said Richard. 'I'm afraid you'll have to get out,
mother. I've an awful lot of stuff.'

As he spoke, Bert and his truck came clanking out of the station,
followed by Ed Pollett, the occasional or sub-porter, carrying the
gramophone and records.

'But even if I get out, my dear boy,' said Mrs. Tebben, preparing for a
logical argument, 'Modestine could not take all that luggage. We must
make two journeys.'

'Oh, don't fuss like that, mother. The donkey can easily take my stuff.
Do him good, the lazy brute.'

'But, my dear boy, Modestine cannot possibly drag all those boxes up the
lane. You seem to have a great many records. Willingly would I walk if
that would help, but as things are I see nothing for it but that I
should drive some of your luggage up to the house while you and your
father walk, which I know daddy would love. You can then bring Modestine
down again and fetch the rest of your things, and coming back you could
just go round by the village and ask Mrs. Margett if the Choral have
done with my reading lamp.'

For twopence, or to be more exact, for the price of a ticket back to
London, Richard would have dashed over the level crossing, jumped into
the up train, whose driver was at the moment exchanging tokens with Mr.
Patten's cousin in the cab of the down train, and gone back to town. But
having only two shillings he had to content himself with replying, 'Oh,
anything anybody likes. All I can say is, it's always exactly the same,
the minute I get back. Fuss, fuss, fuss,' and then feeling ashamed of
himself.

'Don't you worry, mum,' said Bert. 'Ed'll run Mr. Richard's stuff up in
Mr. Patten's car as soon as he's off duty, won't you, Ed?'

Ed nodded. Richard strode off up the hill alone, angry and mortified
because the irritation which his parents always produced in him had for
the thousandth time got the upper hand. He had promised himself again
and again this term that next time he would make allowances, treat them
with tolerant kindness, and now, before he had even shaken hands with
his father, or let himself be kissed by his mother, everything had gone
wrong. It was quite impossible to apologise to one's parents. They might
be solemn about it and anyway it was not one's own fault. If mother
would go about in a donkey-cart, looking like that, when even the
station-master had a car, and father would look at one as if he wanted
one to be sympathetic, hang it, it was enough to put any fellow on edge,
especially when he knew that he had slacked all this year and probably
hadn't done well in Greats. The next thing would be that they would
begin to ask him what the exams were like, and mother would want to go
through some of the papers with him. As if anyone with any sense didn't
know that a chap who had just come through the Schools would be
gibbering with nerves till the results were out, and never want to hear
of the beastly things again, and that having to stay with one's parents
made it worse than ever. If only one's people would somehow have some
more money, so that one could go abroad with other chaps instead of
having to be cooped up with people who didn't understand one and had
probably never been young themselves at all.

He turned into the wood and there abandoned himself to the deep despair
of a young man who knows he didn't work enough in his last year, is even
ruder and more intolerant to his parents than they deserve, and has let
himself down before Bert and Ed.

Meanwhile Bert had put Richard's small luggage into the cart, led
Modestine across the line and renewed his promise that Ed should run Mr.
Richard's things up as soon as he could get off duty. Modestine took his
own way up the lane, for neither his passenger nor his passenger's
husband had any heart to notice whether he plodded on or stopped to
browse. Mrs. Tebben, much too hot in the raincoat, sat staring in front
of her, while Mr. Tebben walked silently at her side. This time it was
to have been different. Richard had had a hard year, they agreed, with
Greats at the end of it, and each had secretly determined to do
everything that might please him; placate was the word that each shrank
from forming. And now, as always happened, the vacation was beginning
with what was almost a scene, what would have been a scene if either of
them had dared to answer back. Bitterly discouraged, yet unwilling to
confess so early to defeat, they reached home in silence to find the
house empty, Richard they knew not where, the last rankling thought in
their mind being that the whole station had witnessed their disgrace.

But Bert and Ed, who were quite used to the Tebbens, gave no thought to
these fine shades.

'Plenty of stuff young Richard has,' said Bert. 'You need as many hands
as a opticus to carry all them cases and all.'

'That's right,' said Ed.

'I come off duty six-thirty,' continued Bert. 'It's the Choral to-night,
up at the Manor House. I'll get my tea first and a bit of a wash and
then you get the car and I'll come up with you, see?'

'That's right,' said Ed.

'Okey-doke,' said Bert.




                                   II
                          BEGINNING OF ROMANCE


Driven in at last by the pangs of hunger, for it was nearly tea-time,
Richard slipped into the house and upstairs. The attic, formerly his
playroom as a little boy, now his bed-sitting room, was his only
retreat, but even so not a safe one. His father, he must do him that
justice, hardly ever came upstairs, and knocked and apologised if he
did. But he never knew when his mother might come quietly and annoyingly
in, kiss the top of his head, ask whose that interesting handwriting
was, rearrange one or two things that he had specially put where he
wanted them and, just as she was going, ask him to run up to the shop,
or get his bicycle and go over with a note to the Manor House. Richard
felt so miserable that he was at the moment almost willing to recognise
the possibility of some very small fault on his own side. Pausing
opposite the looking-glass he gazed at himself, as if the mirror might
tell him what was wrong. He only saw a rather bony young man, with fair
hair and pale blue eyes, dressed with the studied carelessness of the
undergraduate. The bat-like ears to which Mrs. Palmer had taken secret
exception, he rarely noticed, nor did his friends. Unless a young man's
ears absolutely bend forward, it is strange how the eye, concerned with
the more central features of the human head, skates over and discounts
such peculiarities.

Of his long bony hands he was secretly proud, but annoyed by his even
longer and bonier feet, which could hardly ever be crammed into
ready-made shoes. He saw that he needed a shave, but decided to leave it
till to-morrow. In the awful atmosphere of home, it didn't matter what
one looked like.

His thoughts went back to the previous evening, and a party at the house
of a friend who lived in London and had parents that could be relied
upon to go out and leave the house clear, besides providing plenty of
drinks. There had been no girls, thank heaven, and plenty of really
serious discussion of intellectual questions. He smiled as he recalled
to himself the one or two severe snubs that he had given to a young man
from the London School of Economics, who thought he understood
rationalising. The young man had not at first been convinced, and had
quoted in argument a friend of his who was a Russian girl called Daria,
but Richard had shown him exactly where he got off at. As for quoting
what a girl said, Richard's gorge rose at the thought, for never yet had
he seen a girl that was worth mentioning, and heaven knew there were
enough at Oxford, the whole place simply crawling with them. Girls were
the limit, and that was all one could say. After the party Richard and
the young man had, with some condescension on Richard's side, sworn
eternal friendship, which the young man, by that time far too full of
beer, had accepted with tears. Richard knew neither his name nor his
address, and no more was to come of it. But the party or rather its
after-effects, were possibly responsible for some of the depression
which he felt to-day.

'A bit of a hang-over, you know,' he said boastingly to himself in the
glass, and then collapsed, as he reflected how little he would impress
his parents with this, how they might quite probably not understand what
he meant, and would certainly take it in the wrong spirit. Parents!

Just then the tea-bell rang.

'I'll just not say a single word unless it's a nice one,' said Richard
to himself as he went downstairs. 'If they say something annoying, I'll
simply hold my tongue.'

In pursuance of this virtuous resolve Richard, who usually spoke his
mind freely and at length on every topic, sat in glum silence, broken by
an occasional awkward Please or Thank you, which so wrought upon his
parents that they would almost have preferred his natural discourteous
loquacity. After tea his father, with great courage, asked him to come
into the study and see the letter he had been drafting to Fanshawe.
Richard, who was really interested in his father's work and knew
something about it, was just beginning to become human when Mr. Tebben
was incautious enough to broach the subject of Richard's future plans
which at once made him go out for a long walk and not be back till
dinner-time, or supper, as Mrs. Tebben chose to call it.

At this ill-dressed meal, consisting of sardines which he loathed,
tomatoes which he despised and a blancmange with the rest of the stewed
apricots round it which he refused, his mother told him that Ed had
brought up his luggage half an hour ago.

'He was on his way to the Choral at Mrs. Palmer's,' said Mrs. Tebben.
'By the way, Richard, Mrs. Palmer is getting up Hippolytus and wants you
to help. I'm sorry you don't like blancmange, dear. Do have some, it's a
pity to waste it.'

'There aren't many parts for me,' said Richard, ignoring the question of
the blancmange.

'That's exactly what I said to Mrs. Palmer, but I told her you might be
able to lead the chorus. Her nephew, Laurence Dean, the one she is
always talking about, is to do Hippolytus.'

'He can have it,' said Richard. 'I don't see myself pretending to be
dead on the floor of the Palmers' barn or being made love to by Mrs.
Phipps's fat daughter.'

'Is she to be Phaedra?' asked Mr. Tebben. 'Well, possibly Phaedra was
stout. Euripides does not tell us.'

'No, no, dear; Margaret is to be Phaedra.'

'My good mother, I must protest,' said Richard. 'It will be absolutely
rotten for me if Margaret does Phaedra. One had one's conception of the
part. Anything further from Phaedra one cannot conceive.'

'Phaedra may also have been good-looking,' said Mr. Tebben.

'Oh, I didn't mean that. Margaret's all right, father, but she hasn't
the experience. I know a girl at Somerville who would do exactly. Mind
you, I don't like her, but one must admit that she's the type; dark,
handsome, wavy hair, fire, and she knows Life. She's been away for
several week-ends. She told me all about them.'

'I am not sure, or perhaps I would rather not be sure, what you imply,'
said Mr. Tebben.

Taking this, rightly, as a reproof for free-speaking, Richard mumbled
something about being treated as if one were in the nursery, which his
parents pretended not to hear. His mother, plunging into the breach,
suggested that he might go over and see Mrs. Palmer after supper.

'I can't go to old mother Palmer, that's flat,' said Richard. 'I
promised to play darts at the Woolpack this evening.'

'But, Richard, my dear boy,' said his mother, 'I _told_ Mrs. Palmer you
would go over; and what is more,' she added, laying down her pudding
spoon dramatically, 'she asked you over for dinner and I absolutely
forgot to tell you. There is still time, because they don't dine till
late on Choral nights. Don't eat that cheese, dear, and you'll be able
to manage her dinner. Perhaps daddy would like it. No Gilbert? Well
then, Richard, give it to me and I'll finish it up with this little bit
of bread.'

'I do wish to goodness, mother, you wouldn't interfere. Just because
Mrs. P. has pots of money, she thinks she can order us all about. I'm
going to the Woolpack.'

'But you can easily look in at Mrs. Palmer's before or after your game
and explain.'

'Mother, I can't.'

'Well then, dear,' said Mrs. Tebben, remembering to look at things
clearly, 'I must write a note to explain that you can't--I will take the
blame entirely on myself--and then you can go over on your bicycle and
leave the note at the Manor House before you go to your game. I will
write a little note now. Put my coffee down, please, Mrs. Phipps. I have
just to write a note for Mr. Richard to take to Mrs. Palmer's and then
I'll drink it.'

'Why on earth can't we have a telephone?' asked Richard. 'My good
mother, it won't hurt Mrs. P. if I don't turn up to-night. I do loathe
all this social snobbery.'

'I think, Richard, you might just look in,' said Mr. Tebben, and whether
Richard felt a command that he was a little afraid to disobey, or
thought that his father was appealing to him as man to man, he
grudgingly consented.

'Take a coat then, dear,' said his mother. 'It may be chilly coming
back.'

Richard fled coatless into the warm summer night, disregarding his
mother's cries to him to take the bicycle, and made his way by the field
path to the Manor House. When he arrived, the Choral Society had just
finished their rehearsal. Mrs. Palmer was seeing them off in the hall
and immediately pounced on Richard.

'Glad to see you,' she said. 'We are just going to dine. I always dine
at a quarter to nine on Choral nights. Wait a minute, I must speak to
Doris Phipps. Doris, tell your mother Wednesdays will be all right, and
don't forget to learn your Aphrodite lines. You had better dine with us,
Richard. Yes, I can see you aren't dressed and it's a pity you haven't
shaved, but you'll get a good dinner here.'

'But I have had dinner at home, Mrs. Palmer,' said Richard.

'Never mind. You can easily manage another one at your age,' said Mrs.
Palmer, insultingly. 'Sparrow lay a place for Mr. Richard.'

'Yes, madam,' said the butler. 'Would you care to wash, sir?'

Richard would have liked to say No, defiantly, but he valued the good
opinion of Sparrow, the village's fastest bowler, and did not wish
Sparrow to think him unclean.

'Anyone staying here, Sparrow?' he asked, as the butler led him away.

'Only Mr. and Mrs. Dean, Mr. Richard; Mr. Palmer's married sister and
her husband, as you might say. I understand they are coming to the Dower
House for the summer, themselves and family. Young Mr. Dean, Mr.
Laurence that is to say, is an excellent all-round cricketer, I
understand, and will be quite an acquisition to us. When you have
washed, Mr. Richard, and brushed your hair, dinner will be served.'

Much to his annoyance Richard brushed his hair, a concession he had
never meant to make, and returned to the hall, where Mr. and Mrs. Palmer
were waiting for their guests. Mr. Palmer, a pleasant, white-haired man
in a velvet coat, greeted Richard kindly.

'I expect you are ready for a good holiday,' he said. 'I know what that
last year at the University is. You must get plenty of cricket and
forget all about Oxford for the present. Louise, where are Rachel and
Frank?'

'Not down yet,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'They can't bear the Choral, for which
I can't blame them, for the noise it makes is quite revolting. Sparrow!'

'Yes, madam,' said Sparrow, who had been hovering near the dining-room
door.

'Tell Mr. and Mrs. Dean again that dinner is waiting. Tell them
personally.'

Sparrow went lightly upstairs, and almost immediately returned, leading
captive Mr. and Mrs. Frank Dean.

'This is Richard Tebben,' said Mr. Palmer, 'and dinner has been ready
for ten minutes. Come along.'

Without giving them time to shake hands, or even look at one another, he
herded the party into the dining-room. Mr. Palmer liked to dine by
daylight in summer, and though dusk was filling the room, the only light
was on the service table at the far end, so Richard could not see the
Deans very well.

'Rachel,' said Mrs. Palmer, leaning across Richard to Mrs. Dean, 'this
young man knows all about Greek plays. He is going to help me with the
chorus. Richard, make Mrs. Dean promise to act. And I must have a good
talk with you after dinner, and show you exactly what I want you to do.'

'I'm awfully sorry, Mrs. Palmer,' said Richard, 'but I've promised to
play darts at the Woolpack. Some of the cricket team usually turn up,
and I wanted to see them about our summer matches!'

'Darts!' said Mr. Palmer. 'Why can't people drink beer in peace without
throwing darts, I can't think. And the curate is always liable to look
in and promote good fellowship. There's far too much good fellowship
about here. I don't mean your plays, Louise,' he added hastily to his
wife, 'but all these other affairs. One can't get an evening in peace.
Now, Richard, you leave the Woolpack alone to-night, and stay here, and
Louise will put you on the right track about her Greek plays. You'll
learn a lot from her, a lot.'

'Of course, the whole English idea of the Greek chorus is fundamentally
wrong,' said Richard, fortified by some excellent sherry. 'You should
read what Professor Fosbrick says about it.'

'Fosbrick? Never heard of him,' said Mr. Palmer conclusively.

'Fosbrick. Oh, _that_ man,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'I knew his first wife
_very_ well.'

Having disposed in this ominous way of Professor Fosbrick, she turned to
Mr. Dean on her left and plunged into technicalities about draining the
field below the Dower House. As Mr. Palmer enjoyed few things more than
discussing and carrying out improvements on his estate, and his
brother-in-law was a civil engineer, he added his voice to the
discussion, and Richard found himself left to entertain Mrs. Dean, who
had not as yet spoken a word.

'Do you like Greek plays, Mrs. Dean?' he asked.

'No,' said Mrs. Dean, very kindly.

'It's a pity,' said Richard. 'You lose a lot.'

'But I like losing it. When you don't like a thing, it is money in your
pocket to know it. I always know exactly what I don't like.'

'When you've seen Hippolytus, you'll feel quite differently.'

'No, I don't think so. It will be very dull and I shall hate it,' said
Mrs. Dean, her gentle voice composed, her calm unruffled.

Sparrow was now lighting candles on the table, and Richard was able to
see his neighbour for the first time. If she had a grown-up son, she
must be at least as old as his mother, Richard guessed, but no one would
think it. With a backwash of irritation he compared his mother's untidy,
shorn hair, her shabby trailing clothes, her maddening enthusiasms, with
the still composure of this Mrs. Dean, who wore her shining dark hair in
a knot, was dressed in something shimmeringly white, and hated Greek
plays. That Mrs. Dean had always had enough money did not occur to him.
There was something about her stillness that gave her a disquieting
charm, which even Richard, very self-absorbed, and not at all sensitive
except about himself, could not help feeling.

'I expect you will hate it, too,' she went on. 'My sister-in-law will
bully you horribly. I am really very sorry for you, Mr. Tebben. What
else will you do this summer?'

These words might have been overheard by Mrs. Palmer, who would have
taken them as a joke, and doubtless Mrs. Dean counted on this. But to
Richard, sore after the day's misunderstandings, bullied as he had
indeed already been by his hostess, the words came with the balm of
sympathy and understanding. To be called Mr. Tebben was also a delicate
solace to his vanity, showing that this Mrs. Dean regarded him as an
equal, if not as a fellow-conspirator against Mrs. Palmer. But where a
more modest young man would have held his tongue, Richard felt obliged
to boast, and tell Mrs. Dean rather noisily and very boringly about the
village cricket club, from which recital she might have gathered, if she
had been listening, that without his help the club might as well
disband.

'I hear that your son plays a bit, Mrs. Dean,' said Richard. 'I daresay
I could find room for him if he likes to join us.'

'Which one do you mean?' asked Mrs. Dean.

'Oh, I didn't know you had two.'

'I haven't. I have five. Laurence played for his school and University,
but now he is in Frank's business he doesn't have much time. I'm sure
he'd love to join your club when he comes down here for his holiday.
Gerald played for the Army, but he is in India with his regiment. The
twins are both at sea now, but they played for their school and get a
game whenever they can. Of course Robin isn't old enough. Are you a
Blue?'

This question hit Richard, who had been at the tail of his college
second eleven, rather hard. His good opinion of himself would not allow
him to suspect any malice in it, but he was uneasy.

'I couldn't give the time,' he said, with doubtful accuracy. 'I was
swotting for Greats all this year.'

'I quite understand. And I do think cricket excessively dull. Gerald and
the twins used to talk of nothing else. Laurence is broader-minded. He
plays tennis a good deal now, and so does Helen.'

'Is she your daughter?'

'My eldest daughter. She is quite uneducated, like me. She does a good
deal of motor racing. Betty and Susan rather despise her, because they
want to go to college. Betty has got a scholarship and Susan means to
get one, but I think it is a good thing not to be too clever.'

'Are Betty and Susan your other daughters?' asked Richard, confused by a
long vista of Deans, all brilliant at games and work, stretching away
before him.

'Yes, they are the middle ones. Robin comes after them. He has just gone
to his public school. Jessica is still in the nursery. She was a kind of
afterthought,' said Mrs. Dean, reflectively, with an expression of
serene pleasure.

'Then you have eight children?' said Richard, awestruck.

'No, nine. But rarely all at home at once, I am sorry to say.'

The drain discussion, which had loudly raged through the rest of dinner,
was now brought to a close by Mrs. Palmer saying that they would have
coffee and dessert on the terrace, a plan which gave universal
dissatisfaction.

'Flies and moths on the terrace--and bats,' said Mr. Palmer in an angry
aside.

'Dear Louise,' said Mrs. Dean, 'I don't think Frank ought to with his
hay fever.'

'Didn't know you had hay fever, Frank,' said Mr. Palmer. 'You ought to
go to my man. He gives you injections. We'll have coffee indoors,
Sparrow.'

'How long have you had it?' asked Mrs. Palmer.

'Oh, off and on for some time,' said Mr. Dean, looking at his wife.

It was a lover's evening of moonlight and nightingales and heavy perfume
from the night-scented flowers, and though Richard's heart was entirely
unoccupied, he felt nostalgic pangs which inevitably centred round Mrs.
Dean. He had seen a still beautiful woman, his first sight of her had
been by candlelight, and that was the image that would remain with him.
He would willingly have talked to her about himself all evening, but
there was no chance of this, for as soon as they moved to the
drawing-room she fell into a murmured conversation with her brother. As
she talked she showed distinct and becoming signs of animation, and
Richard wondered how Mr. Palmer could have so inspiring an effect upon
his sister. If he had been able to hear what they were saying, he would
have wondered even more, for the subjects which brought light to Mrs.
Dean's dark eyes and a faint colour to her face were those of riding and
tennis for Laurence, Helen, Betty and Susan, cricket for Robin, and the
best milk for Jessica, subjects dear to Mr. Palmer's own heart. He was a
great deal older than his sister, and had married a woman of nearly his
own age, so that he and his wife hardly seemed to be of the same
generation as Rachel. The Palmers, childless, adored their nephews and
nieces, while Rachel valued and admired her sister-in-law's generous
affection. Had she been childless herself, she would never, she thought,
have been able to love another woman's children without envy. But then,
as she sometimes said, she could hardly remember a time when she had not
got children, so she was no judge.

Mrs. Palmer and Mr. Dean, between whom there was no special affection
but a good deal of mutual respect, were putting their practical,
intelligent heads together over a slight alteration to the barn.
Richard, feeling that the Woolpack would be lamenting his absence, yet
unable to leave a house where he could look at Mrs. Dean, remained
miserably outcast from both groups, conscious of not being grown-up, not
being good at tennis, and not able to ride. Of cricket he deliberately
did not think. After what Mrs. Dean had let fall about her elder sons'
form, he felt that even the schoolboy Robin would be well above his
class. As for milk, he hated it. Pulling his chair a little nearer to
his hostess, he heard her say to Mr. Dean:

'The acoustic is the trouble. You can hear very well in front and in the
middle, but there is a kind of dumb spot at the back of the barn, and
people do so shuffle and giggle when they can't hear that it upsets
everyone.'

'Of course,' said Richard, 'what you ought to have is large earthenware
jars in alcoves along the side walls. That is what von Bastow discovered
at Terebinthos. You ought to read his book--it's translated. He gives
marvellous accounts of the way jars improve the acoustics. Ten thousand
people could hear distinctly every word that was said on the stage.'

As no one took any notice of him, he got up and walked away onto the
terrace.

'From my own experience as a practical man, I should say that if the
audience can't hear, it usually means that the actors aren't speaking
plainly,' said Mr. Dean. 'You'll have to rehearse your chorus better,
Louise. Get Betty onto them. She produced her school play
extraordinarily well last year. By the way, didn't you say young Tebben
was to help with the chorus? You ought to speak to him about it. I
thought he was here.'

Richard was pacing unhappily up and down the terrace. The country
outside, drenched in moonlight, only increased his misery. In the
distance the church clock sounded. Closing time. The Woolpack would now
be ejecting its beer drinkers and dart players. He had been false to his
promise and what had he gained? A very good dinner it was true, but
otherwise he might as well never have been born. Mrs. Palmer and Mr.
Dean treated him as a child and did not even take the trouble to
consider his suggestion about earthenware jars. Mrs. Dean had probably
despised him for being so uncouth. If only he were indeed a child,
perhaps she would like him better. She would at least take pains to find
the best milk for him and a pony to ride, but as it was he might almost
as well (though not quite) be at home. In great bitterness he stood
still outside the window near which Mrs. Dean and Mr. Palmer were
talking.

'It is disappointing about the pony,' said she, 'but perhaps something
will turn up. Jessica is really too heavy for Nurse to wheel in the
perambulator now, but if I could find a gentle pony, she could be led
about.'

'I'll inquire,' said Mr. Palmer, 'but since Margett's grey pony died,
they have been very scarce about here. There are one or two over at
Skeynes, but they are rather lively. Children ride them at pony
meetings. Pony Clubs! No pony clubs when I was young. You got on and you
fell off, and there you were. Is that light in your eyes? I'll put it
out.'

'Mrs. Dean,' said Richard, emboldened by the sudden darkness in the
room.

Rachel looked up and saw, romantically surrounded by wistaria and
honeysuckle, its large ears clearly outlined against the moonlight, the
silhouette of Richard's head.

'Oh, Mr. Tebben,' she said, 'I thought you had gone.'

'Mrs. Dean,' said Richard, wounded but determined, 'I think I heard you
say that you wanted a quiet pony. I mean, I wasn't listening, but I just
couldn't help hearing the words. We have a donkey. He's about twenty
years old and awfully quiet. If you liked I could bring him over and
give your little girl some rides.'

'That's very nice of you,' said Mrs. Dean, with that gentle animation he
had previously admired.

'I haven't very much to do,' said Richard, 'and if you would say when it
suited you, I could come over any time, and we've got a saddle. It's a
bit mouldy, but I could rub it up a bit.'

'Thank you very much. That is very kind.'

'Well, good night,' said Richard, terrified of spoiling this idyll by
another word.

'Good night, my boy,' said Mr. Palmer. 'We must all get up early for
these choruses of Louise's, eh?'

'Good night, Richard,' said Mrs. Dean.

Richard, forgetting his hostess, reeled down the drive repeating his own
name aloud. Never had Richard sounded so noble, so mellifluous a name.
She had called him Richard. And her name was Rachel and both began with
an R, at which thought Richard felt weak. That foul Modestine should be
immediately shod and clipped within an inch of his life, his saddle
cleaned and mended, and Richard himself would ride him until he was
completely broken for any little girl's use.

As he passed the Woolpack, a few village men and lads were loitering at
the door, among them Bert and Ed.

'Oh, hullo, Bert,' said Richard. 'I'm awfully sorry I couldn't get down
in time for a game. I had to see Mrs. Palmer about the play. I suppose
you're in the chorus.'

'Looks like it,' said Bert, without enthusiasm. 'It's this way, Mr.
Richard. I go with Dawris Phipps, and Dawris seems to fancy a bit of
dramatic, so there we are as they say. Not my idear of a chorus, Mrs.
Palmer's isn't.'

'What's Doris doing?' asked Richard.

'Well, I couldn't rightly say,' said Bert, 'but it's a solo turn.'

Here a slight scuffle which had been going on in the background resolved
itself into Ed, pushed forward by some of his friends with encouraging
advice to speak up and tell Mr. Richard.

'Hullo, Ed, what is it?' said Richard.

'I'm learning my lines,' said Ed.

'That's right, Ed's learning his lines. A line a day as the saying is,'
said Bert, with what sounded like some hazy echo of a classical axiom.

'Splendid, Ed,' said Richard. 'You'll soon know them all at that rate.'

'No he won't, Mr. Richard. You did ought to have remembered that,' said
Bert reproachfully. 'Ed can't remember only the one line at a time. One
gone another come, as they say. But he's as pleased as Punch down in the
lamp-room, between trains, learning up his lines. Aren't you, Ed?'

A vague chorus from the men and lads at the Woolpack door indicated
corroboration of Bert's statement and a certain pride in Ed's want of
mental grip. After a few more words about the cricket club, Richard said
good night and pursued his way homewards.

'Young Richard would make a good turn with that old Neddy of theirs,'
said Bert to his audience. 'I'd laugh like anything to see them both
wagging their ears.'

Unaware of this unfavourable criticism, Richard ran along the road and
through the wood for the mere pleasure of running. His intention was to
leap upstairs, leap into bed, as far as was compatible with having a
bath, cleaning his teeth and other mundane considerations, and there to
meditate till slumber claimed him on the perfections of Mrs. Dean. But
as he approached Lamb's Piece he saw to his great annoyance a light in
the sitting-room. It was impossible to get up those creaking stairs
without being heard, so he walked in at the french window, defiantly
determined to face the worst. His mother was sitting on the sofa,
surrounded by papers, a writing pad on her knee. In front of her was a
table with a tea-pot on it, covered by a red woollen tea cosy.

'Did you have a good game, dear boy?' she asked, 'I have kept some tea
for you. Did you explain to Mrs. Palmer?'

'Oh, it's all right, mother. No, I don't want any tea, thanks.'

'It seems a pity to waste it,' said Mrs. Tebben, pouring out a tepid,
black liquid. 'Was it nice at the Woolpack?'

'I didn't go. My good mother, do you call this tea? It's stingo.'

'It is just the same that your father and I had. Besides Mrs. Phipps let
the kitchen fire out, and the Primus wouldn't work. But I could get you
some lemonade, or there is the remains of that bottle of beer we opened
on Tuesday.'

'I do wish you wouldn't fuss, mother. Oh, Mrs. Palmer wanted me to tell
you that rehearsals begin next week, and can you come up and take the
chorus two evenings a week in the barn?'

'Of course. And what was it like at the Palmers'?'

Richard made an ungracious and non-committal reply, but his mother
gradually extracted from her increasingly sulky son an account of his
evening. She particularly wanted to know what Mrs. Dean was like, while
Richard, unwilling to discuss that attractive woman in the squalid
atmosphere of his home, assumed an air of oafish ignorance, and finally
pleaded headache, a foolish move, which led to his mother laying her
hand on his forehead to feel if it was hot, a liberty that he deeply
resented. Owing to Mrs. Phipps's lapse over the kitchen fire the bath
water was cold, a final blow to break a man's spirit. Even in sleep fate
pursued him with malignity, and instead of dreaming about Mrs. Dean as
was his fixed intention, he dreamt that he was standing before a wicket
with a tennis racket, being bowled at by eleven young Deans, each over
ten feet high.

                 *        *        *        *        *

At the Manor House Rachel Dean, seated before a mirror, was brushing the
long dark hair that she had never thought of cutting. Her husband,
coming in from the dressing-room, drew aside a curtain and looked out on
the garden.

'Darling,' said Rachel, 'if you leave that curtain open with a light in
the room, bats will come in, and you know what happens with bats. They
get their claws in your hair, and then you have to cut off all your hair
or break their legs off, because they are too panic-stricken to rescue
themselves.'

'Coward,' said Frank Dean, drawing the curtain again. 'Rachel, why did
you tell Louise that I had hay fever? You know I've never had it in my
life.'

'It was a deliberate lie,' said Rachel, placidly brushing her hair all
the time. 'A noble lie. A lie in a good cause, because I didn't want
coffee on the terrace, and I knew you didn't, and I knew Henry didn't.
Frank, I think this will be a very pleasant summer. There is riding and
tennis for Laurence and the girls, and there is a cricket club for
Robin, and a donkey for Jessica, and the new drains for you. Louise's
Greek play will be a little wearing, but I shall tell her I have a
heart.'

'I don't like that, even as a noble lie,' said her husband.

'Well, it isn't quite a lie. You know Dr. Masters did say that I had a
murmuring heart, but he spoilt it all by saying it was of no
consequence. What a lovely phrase a murmuring heart is, Frank. I should
like to write a book called "The Murmuring Heart". Yes, I shall have a
heart all this summer, whenever Louise comes near me. So now everything
is settled.'

'What do you think of that young Tebben?' asked Mr. Dean.

'Poor boy,' sighed Rachel.

'Why poor?'

'I call anyone poor who gets into Louise's clutches,' said Rachel. 'He
will never get his own way about the chorus. We must tell Betty and
Susan to back him up.'

'I sometimes wonder,' said her husband, 'if you will have any time to
think about me. It's the first holiday I've had since we were married.'

'Well, darling, you know you mostly won't be here, because whenever you
say you will at last have a real holiday, you fall into some new work.
But think of you I will. I always have, you know,' said his wife with an
engaging smile.

'You agreeable object,' said Mr. Dean. 'Lies or no lies, you are the
most agreeable thing I know. Stop brushing your hair and go to bed, or
I'll let the bats in.'




                                  III
                        INTRODUCTION TO A FAMILY


For the next few weeks, Richard's life was largely ruled by Modestine.
From a shed in the garden he rescued the old saddle and bridle, which he
cleaned and polished into respectability. He accompanied Modestine to
the forge, waited while he was shod, led him home, and began to train
him for riding. His legs were too long for the donkey to be able to
throw him off, but it could and did refuse obstinately to walk at all,
so much to Richard's mortification Ed, who had mysterious powers over
the brute creation, obligingly came up from the station every evening to
put the unwilling animal through its paces.

When in due time the examination lists came out, Richard was hardly
surprised to find that he had a third, for he realised that his faint
hope that a miracle might have occurred since he did his papers was
hardly reasonable. Mrs. Tebben, who attached the importance to a good
degree that only a woman who has got a first herself can understand,
behaved extremely well, but it was impossible for Richard not to see
that she had been crying, and her attempts to make light of it irritated
him, though he knew that they were really an act of heroism. With his
father Richard knew that he must sooner or later have the matter out.
After skulking in the woods all day, he watched the house till his
mother had gone to a rehearsal of the chorus, and with a very
uncomfortable feeling knocked at his father's study door.

'Come in,' cried Mr. Tebben, with false detachment. 'Oh, Richard. Come
to see me, eh?'

'Not exactly, sir,' said Richard, standing on one leg till he nearly
overbalanced.

'Well, going up to rehearsal?'

'Not just this moment.'

'Your mother's gone, I think.'

'Oh, has she. Well, perhaps I'd better go too. Old Mother Palmer will be
having it all her own way.'

'Oh, before you go, Richard--'

'Yes, father?'

'Er--wait a moment,' said Mr. Tebben, bending over a drawer in his
writing-table and hunting amongst some papers, 'where can it have got
to? An old friend of mine, T. L. Platt, but the name wouldn't mean
anything to you,' he continued, his head well down and turned away from
Richard, and scrabbling violently and aimlessly among some old
press-cuttings, 'he was at Paul's with me, and his sister married a man
who shot himself in the Isle of Wight in 'ninety-four, or was it
'ninety-five; a very sad affair, and she was left with three children,
but they are all doing very well now and two of them are married--where
on earth can I have put it?'

Richard, not unused to these discursive genealogical ramblings from his
father and his father's old Oxford friends, waited with a growing
feeling of sickness, and nervously fingering a box of paper-clips upset
them all onto the floor. To stoop down and pick them up was a
considerable relief to his feelings, and enabled his father to sit up
again and take up the very ravelled thread of what he was trying to say.

'This man Platt, there was another Platt at Oriel at the same time, but
no relation of his, I believe,' continued Mr. Tebben, finding it easier
to talk to his son's legs, which were sticking out from under the table,
'was ploughed in Greats, I remember, in the year before I came down. A
very brilliant fellow, but uncertain.'

As he appeared to have come to the end of this depressing narrative for
the time being, Richard spilt some more paper-clips and picked them up
again.

'He did extremely well afterwards, curiously enough,' continued Mr.
Tebben, in a strained, unnatural voice. 'He read for the bar and became
Chief Justice in one of the Colonies, I forget which. He was poisoned by
a native who had some grudge against him. He did recover, but he has
been a hopeless invalid ever since.'

Richard, issuing from his place of safety under the table, realised that
this extraordinary speech of his father's was perhaps the kindest and
most generous thing that he had ever known in his life. It meant that he
was no longer an outcast, that his father still trusted him, that there
would be no reproaches, and that if he had any good feeling and
gratitude in him he would from this moment work like a nigger, and given
any kind of chance would end his life as a hopeless invalid from poison
administered by a vindictive native.

'Oh, here are the paper-clips, father,' he said. 'I picked them up.'

'Thanks, Richard,' said his father. 'Well, well: Thought the harder,
Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our Might lessens.'

On hearing this not very cheering quotation from the _Battle of Maldon_,
Richard knew that he was entirely forgiven. Turning his back on his
father, he examined the bound volumes of the _Transactions of the Snorri
Society_ with an interest which would have deceived no one.

'All right, my dear boy,' he heard his father say, 'all right. Platt and
I once had a very delightful walking tour from Grasmere to Seascale,
going by Watendlath and then into Borrowdale and so over Stye Head Pass.
E. P. Skellogg was with us, a first-rate historian, but sadly broken
now. He had a stroke when his invalid sister died and his mind has been
affected ever since.'

'Thanks most awfully, father,' said Richard in a muffled voice, and
rushed out of the room, banging the door.

Mr. Tebben, left alone, picked up the rest of the paper-clips and went
on with his work, his heart lighter than it had been for a long time.
And though Richard was far from being a changed character, and indeed
spoke with great intolerance to his parents at supper about driving his
mother over to Skeynes in the donkey-cart, both he and his father were
nearer to being friends than they had been since Mr. Tebben used to tell
a small Richard the story of Burnt Njal in instalments after he was
tucked up in bed at night. Richard even went so far as to consult his
father about doing some reading for the bar, and though nothing was
decided, chiefly because neither of them knew anything about it, a
feeling of manly co-operation was born which was going to be a comfort
to them both.

                 *        *        *        *        *

As the day of the Deans' arrival drew near, Richard moved in a state of
exaltation which his parents found trying and incomprehensible. While
his mother was delighted that he should at last make friends with
Modestine, and his father was pleased to see that he shut himself in his
room and read for several hours a day, they could both have wished that
he did not find it necessary to show so freely his difficult toleration
of their existence. If Mrs. Tebben had known that his hours with
Modestine were a vigil dedicated to Rachel Dean, if Mr. Tebben had known
that part of Richard's solitary hours in his room were spent in the
composition and subsequent destruction of what even their author had to
admit to be very bad verses, they would have understood his conduct a
little better. But as to explain anything to parents who obviously can
understand practically nothing, is simply waste of time, these things
were not made known to Mr. and Mrs. Tebben.

One morning Richard, buying tobacco from Mr. Pollett at the village
shop, saw Doris Phipps at the other counter, where a modest drapery
establishment was kept, consisting chiefly of spotted handkerchiefs and
cheap scent.

'Hullo, Doris,' he said, 'nearly ready with your part?'

Doris, with blushes and giggles, said she didn't seem to have no time
nowadays, because she was cleaning up at the Dower House for Mrs. Dean
when she come, and had been ordered by Mrs. Palmer to take up the duties
of kitchenmaid as soon as the family was there.

'They come to-morrow, don't they?' asked Richard, with assumed
carelessness.

'That's right, Mr. Richard. Mr. Dean and Mrs. Dean they're coming down
in the car with nurse and the little girl and the other young ladies and
gentlemen by train and the second chauffeur is bringing Mr. Laurence's
that's the eldest young gentleman's two-seater down to-morrow morning,
and Mrs. Palmer is sending up six quarts of milk a day and there'll be
two parlourmaids and two housemaids and two in the kitchen besides me
and they say the chauffeur's ever so nice and the second car is to go in
Mrs. Palmer's garridge because there isn't room at the Dower House for
two cars besides Mr. Laurence's that's the eldest young gentleman's and
Miss Helen's that's the eldest young lady's and all the groceries come
down from London twice a week,' said Doris, all in one breath.

'I suppose you don't know what sort of time Mr. and Mrs. Dean are
expected?'

'Mrs. Palmer said to dinner, Mr. Richard, and cook comes to-morrow
morning and the other girls and they say cook's temper is a fair treat,'
said Doris.

Richard walked home on air, wondering how soon one could decently pay a
call, and whether he ought to write a note to tell Mrs. Dean that the
donkey was ready, or tell her himself. Stumbling over a pile of books in
the passage, he fell forward into the dining-room where his mother had
already begun lunch.

'Dear boy, you are late,' said his mother.

'I say, mother,' said Richard, too excited to resent this interference,
'I suppose you'll call on Mrs. Dean at once. I think we ought to.'

'Well, dear boy, I shall call, of course, but I don't expect she will
want visitors at once. Do you remember that Margaret comes to-morrow? I
have to go to town for a night, to go to a dinner and a meeting with
Daddy, so I shan't be back till to-morrow. Will you meet Margaret with
Modestine? Her boat is due at four o'clock, and she ought to be here by
the six forty-seven. It will be the up platform, because she is coming
straight from the boat, so mind you don't miss her. And don't fall over
those books in the hall.'

'Oh, all right,' said Richard. 'It'll do Modestine good to bring the
luggage up. By the way, I told Mrs. Dean you'd let her little girl ride
Modestine.'

'Of course, dear Richard. But I fear Phipps can't be spared from the
garden just now. I might drive Modestine over when I call on Mrs. Dean
and then the little girl could sit on him while I pay my call, if there
is someone there to hold her on.'

'That's not riding, mother. I'll take Modestine over myself every
morning. We ought to be nice to the Deans, because of the Palmers.'

'But what about your reading, dear boy?'

'Well, mother, there isn't really much sense in reading till I know
exactly what I'm going to do. I daresay I'll go on the films anyway, so
it's not much good wasting time reading. I suppose it's all right about
Modestine?'

'Yes, dear, if you think he's up to it. Only you must get him shod.'

'I did.'

'Where?'

'At the forge, of course.'

'My dear Richard, I do wish you had told me first. The blacksmith at
Skeynes is much better. It can't be helped now, but I do wish you would
sometimes think, and not be so precipitate. Oh, Richard, did you put
your pyjamas in the laundry basket? The laundry is calling to-morrow
morning instead of Monday, something to do with the Oddfellows wanting
the van for their Outing, but they didn't send the clean things last
week, so it is all awkward. Or could you make your pyjamas do for
another week? That is, if they don't return the clean things to-morrow
when they send. But I sent them a postcard, so they are almost certain
to bring them.'

'Oh, mother, the pyjamas can wait.'

'Very well, dear boy,' said his mother with exasperating meekness, 'I'll
get the pyjamas myself to-morrow morning, before I go to town and put
them in the basket. So don't stay in bed too late, or they won't go.
I'll put them down on the washing list now and that will remind me.'

                 *        *        *        *        *

On the following morning Richard, inspired by love, was up early and put
the pyjamas in the laundry basket himself. Going to his room after
breakfast, he found his mother, ready dressed for her journey, opening
and shutting all his drawers.

'The pyjamas,' she cried. 'I can't find them anywhere. Phipps broke the
shaft of Modestine's cart this morning, so I am having to have Mr.
Patten's car to go to the station. You were still asleep and I didn't
like to wake you, or you could have gone over on your bicycle and got
Mrs. Palmer's carpenter to mend it, but it doesn't matter now. Where
_are_ your pyjamas?'

'In the basket. I say, mother, I do wish you wouldn't worry so much
about them.'

'Well, dear boy, if I didn't look after things in this house I don't
know what would happen. I hear the car, I must fly. I have to take all
those books up with me to the binders and I forgot to do them up, so
they must go loose in the car. Don't forget to meet Margaret.'

She hurried down to the hall, where Richard helped her to put on the
shameful raincoat in which she preferred to travel, gathered up some
bags and parcels, and entered the car, expressing her fear that the
pyjamas had made her late for the train.

'It's all right, mum,' said Bert, who had been detached from duty by Mr.
Patten to drive the car, and was piling the books into it, 'Mr. Patten
said he'd keep the up train till you come if I hurried a bit.'

The car went off and Richard was left in peace. As the parents were away
he could do what he liked all morning and needn't stay in for Mrs.
Phipps's horrid lunch, whose composition he could, from his memory of
last night's dinner, accurately guess. It was going to be a real
sweltering day, a day for laziness and books, and noble, melancholy
thoughts. He took his books into the garden, and read there steadily
till lunch-time, when he walked over to the Woolpack and ate bread and
cheese and drank beer. After lunch he worked again in the garden for
some time. The sun was benignantly hot, the newly mown grass smelt
sweet, bees were humming in a stupefying way, Gunnar was purring beside
him, and Richard could hardly keep awake. He fetched a few cushions from
the drawing-room and lay down on the grass for a short refreshing nap,
from which he awoke some two hours later with a feeling that something
had happened. As consciousness returned to him, he suddenly knew what it
was. It was now half-past five. Margaret was due at six forty-seven, the
shaft of Modestine's cart was broken, and in spite of his promise he had
quite forgotten to see about having it mended. The Phippses had
vanished. There was nothing for it but to tie up the shaft as best he
could and take the cart to be mended next day.

After rummaging in the shed he found some rope, improvised a kind of
splint with the handle of an old croquet mallet, and with a hazy
remembrance of Boy Scouting lashed the splint into place as tightly as
he could. His clumsy fingers made a long job of it, and he had tied it
up three or four times before it held properly. Modestine was in one of
his unpleasant, coquettish moods, and by the time Richard had caught the
reprobate animal and harnessed it, he was very hot and dirty and the
train was almost due. Without bothering to wash or put on a tie he leapt
into the cart and urged Modestine down the green lane. From the top of
the hill he could already see the smoke of his sister's train in the
valley, though the smoke of the down train, which passed it at the
station, was not yet visible. But in spite of all his entreaties
Modestine would not mend his pace sufficiently to get to the level
crossing before the down train rushed into the station, checked
violently, and stood noisily puffing. Almost at the same moment a white
sports car of extremely rakish appearance came into the station yard,
driven by a girl of whom Richard could see nothing except that her dress
was white and her dark head bare. He began to wish that he had washed.

'Miss Margaret can't get out yet, Mr. Richard,' shouted Bert from the
Booking Hall, as the little entrance to the station was impressively
called. 'Mr. Patten's going to move her up the platform in a minute.
I'll send Ed along as soon as she's in.'

From the Booking Hall came a loud, confused sound of voices. Ed appeared
for a moment, carrying a couple of suit-cases, was pushed aside and
almost trampled underfoot by two tall girls and a boy in a school cap,
and disappeared again.

'We won! We won!' shouted the three in chorus, rushing up to the sports
car.

'No, you didn't. I was in the station before your train stopped. Ask
him,' said the girl in the sports car, nodding towards Richard.

The schoolboy left the group and came towards the donkey cart.

'Excuse me, sir,' he said, with great courtesy, 'but did you notice my
sister's car drive up?'

Richard said he had.

The boy, who had a round, serious face, suddenly smiled a mystic smile,
though his eyes remained gravely fixed on Richard.

'Then you can stop those girls quarrelling,' he remarked, as man to man.
'Did Helen's car get in first, or the train?'

'Your train stopped just before the car pulled up,' said Richard.

'Good,' said the boy. 'Thanks very much. Robin Dean.'

'Oh,' said Richard, 'Richard Tebben's my name. Are you coming to the
Dower House?'

'I say, is that the donkey?' exclaimed Robin. 'My mother said you had a
donkey for Jessica. Nan, Nan,' he shouted, as an elderly nurse came out
of the station, leading a little girl by the hand and followed by Bert
laden with suit-cases, 'here's the donkey. Isn't it a decent one?'

Nanny, with the proper reticence of a nurse when in presence of the
gentry, even if they are unwashed and tieless, merely remarked in a
non-committal way that she dessaid it was and not to bother the
gentleman.

'I've got my bike with me,' said Robin to Richard, taking no notice of
Nanny. 'Have you a bike? Both the brakes came off my bike last hols and
I ran into some sheep and got a sprained wrist. Will you come for a ride
with me and the girls?'

'Are those your sisters, then?' asked Richard.

'Yes, sir. That's Helen in the car. I betted her we'd get here first.
She doesn't bike, but Betty and Susan do. Laurence,' he yelled to a tall
young man, who inexplicably came out of the station with Margaret
Tebben, 'Mr. Tebben says our train got in first.'

'Richard darling!' cried Margaret. Richard got out of the cart and
kissed his sister, feeling a little confused.

'Poor Ed came for my suit-cases,' said Margaret, 'but when he saw so
many people getting out of the down train it was too much for him and he
dropped them, so Laurence picked them up.'

'You see I met your sister abroad this winter, so I knew her,' said
Laurence Dean. 'That's a good sort of donkey. Robin, go and see if
mother has found her spectacles, because they'll be wanting to start the
train sometime.'

Robin went off. Richard, more and more confused, said to Laurence, 'But
I thought your people were coming by car.'

'So they were, but something happened to the big car, so they came by
train and we telephoned to Aunt Palmer to send a car or two for the
luggage. Those look like her cars and the farm lorry. I wish she'd sent
a donkey. I find donkeys so refreshing.'

If Richard had begun to regret not having washed, he now regretted it
more than ever. It was bad enough to have Laurence Dean and that young
Robin and the nurse see him so dirty, not to speak of the girls, who
were still arguing, but now Mrs. Dean, _his_ Mrs. Dean, would see him as
he was, and regard him with loathing.

'I say, Margaret, hurry up,' he said anxiously. 'I'll put your stuff in
the cart and we'll get along.'

Margaret, always obedient, smiled to Laurence and was just going to get
into the cart when Ed came round by the side exit, pushing a heavy truck
of luggage. Modestine, bored, and anxious to get back to his field, took
one look at Ed, decided to treat him as a complete stranger of
terrifying aspect, and began to back violently. Before anyone could stop
him he had crushed the cart against the automatic chocolate machine and
smashed the patched-up shaft to pieces.

Robin Dean, who was notorious for his luck in always being on the spot
when anything really interesting happened, now came out of the Booking
Hall. His face lighted up as he saw the wreckage.

'Gosh!' he exclaimed, 'your donkey's broken his shaft, sir. Nanny, Mr.
Tebben's donkey has broken his shaft. Mother, look! Mr. Tebben's donkey
has broken the shaft.'

Rachel Dean, issuing from the station with her husband, had but one
thought.

'How nice of you, Richard, to bring your donkey for Jessica,' she said.
'But I think she must go straight home now, as she goes to bed at
half-past seven. To-morrow she would love to ride. You must come to
lunch. What, Laurence? Oh, is this Richard's sister? You are Margaret,
aren't you? You must come to lunch too. Frank, this is Richard's sister
that Laurence met in Grenoble last winter. What is it, Robin? Oh,
Richard has broken the donkey-cart? Well, then he must come up with us
in the car and his sister too. What, Robin? Yes, you can bicycle and so
can Betty and Susan. Laurence, suppose you take Margaret up with Nanny
and Jessica, and Helen can take Richard. Father and I will go in Aunt
Louise's little car.'

She led Richard to the white sports car.

'Helen dear,' she said, 'this is Richard Tebben. Laurence knows his
sister quite well. Take him up to the Dower House. He has broken his
cart.'

Richard would have liked to explain that it was Modestine and not he who
had broken the shaft, and that he and his sister were trying to go home,
but Mrs. Dean had moved away, so he had to go on to Helen, 'I'm so
sorry, but I'll have to see about our donkey. I can't leave it at the
station.'

'That's all right, Mr. Richard,' said Bert, appearing at his elbow.
'I'll take old Neddy up. Old Neddy knows me, he does, don't you, Ned?
You tell my dad to send down for the cart and he'll fix it up.'

'Thanks awfully, Bert.'

'Oke by me,' said Bert, touching his cap to Helen.

Richard got into the car.

'Do you drive?' asked Helen, without looking at him.

Richard had to confess that he couldn't, to which Helen made no reply
except to accelerate. It was a nightmare journey. The way to the Dower
House was a narrow winding lane between high banks. Helen in her car and
her young brother and two younger sisters on their bicycles passed and
repassed each other till Richard was extremely alarmed. Whenever a
stretch of a hundred yards could be seen, Helen increased her speed,
followed by yells from the bicyclists. When the twists and turns made it
necessary for her to go more slowly, the riders shot ahead with shrieks
of derision. Robin taking a short cut over the tennis lawn, reached the
hall door first and celebrated his triumph by riding round the rim of a
small lily pond till his father, alighting from the second car, told him
to stop.

'But, father--' Robin began.

'Stop was what I said. And don't ever ride on the tennis court again,'
his father remarked, without raising his voice. 'Come in, Richard.'

Still perfectly dazed, Richard followed Mr. Dean into the hall. The
nerve-racking journey with an apparently contemptuous and angry young
woman, the dizzy bicycling of the younger Deans, Modestine's behaviour,
Margaret's apparently intimate acquaintance with Laurence Dean, his
fruitless efforts to explain to all the kind helpers that what he really
wanted was to get home with Margaret and her luggage, made him feel
entirely at a loss. He caught sight of his own reflection in a mirror
and wondered what Mrs. Dean thought of him. Probably it was because he
looked so loathsome that she sent him in Helen's car; and probably it
was that loathly appearance that had made Helen despise him so much. It
was impossible to explain. If only he could find Margaret he would go
home. But he didn't know where she was, and he didn't know where her
luggage was, and now his host had deserted him and it was all too
difficult.

'I say,' said a voice, 'Helen's simply furious. What's up?'

Looking round he saw one of the younger girls.

'Excuse me, but which are you?' he asked in desperation.

'I'm Susan. Betty and I are practically twins. Betty's eighteen and got
a scholarship to Oxford. I'm sixteen and I'll get one next year. Betty's
classical and I'm a bit of a dab at maths. Is Helen angry because you
said the train got in first?'

'I don't know. But it did get in first. Her car came in a split second
afterwards.'

'Of course it did. Laurence and Betty and Robin and I all get sixpence
off her. She drives in real motor races, that's why she doesn't like
being beaten by a train. Did she frighten you in the car?'

'I believe you,' said Richard with conviction.

'She did that on purpose,' said Betty. 'Partly for revenge on the train,
partly to try you out. She always does that to new friends. Are you at
Oxford?'

'I've just come down.'

'What did you get?'

'A third.'

'Well, that's jolly good,' said Susan. 'I mean, a good third is jolly
good, for a man. And I know a man who got a fourth, and he manages the
biggest cinema in South London, so that shows. What are you going to
do?'

'Read for the bar, I think. But I'll never pass.'

'Of course you will. I'll get my uncle to coach you when he comes. At
least his aunt married an uncle of daddy's, but we call him uncle, and
he's frightfully clever. Mother left her spectacles in the train after
all, but that nice station-master rang up to say the engine-driver would
bring them back and he'd send them up to-night. Are you stopping to
dinner?'

'I don't think so. If I could find my sister I'd go home. I had to catch
our donkey and harness it and I'm not very respectable.'

'Oh, that doesn't matter. We never dress the first night in the country.
Is Margaret your sister? Laurence met her abroad and said she was very
decent. She's stopping to dinner, because I heard mother ask her. You'd
better stop too. Come and have a bath. You look as if you needed one.'

So shattered was Richard by the events of the day and the way in which
the Dean family ordered one about, that he was quite prepared to find
that communal baths were one of their customs, and to resist the same,
but Susan, throwing herself ungracefully into a chair with her legs over
the arm, pointed upwards, remarked, 'Third door along the corridor,' and
began reading the _Tatler_.

A little piqued by the off-hand manner of this girl, who wasn't
bad-looking if one liked them generously built with fair untidy hair, he
went upstairs, and in a steaming bath, with an extravagant amount of
bath-salts, he was able to muse freely upon Mrs. Dean and her exquisite
carelessness in losing her spectacles. That his own mother invariably
mislaid her spectacles in trains and was despised by him for so doing,
did not enter into his musings, which were presently interrupted by a
loud bang at the door.

'It's me, Robin,' shouted a voice from the passage. 'Susan said you were
in here. I'm awfully sorry, but I left the bicycle pump in the bathroom.
Could I come in?'

Richard draped himself in a bath-towel of surpassing size, and opened
the door.

'Thanks, awfully, sir,' said Robin. 'Could I have the bath when you've
finished? If I don't get it now one of the girls will want it, and if I
use the upstairs bathroom Nanny will make me wash.'

'Fire away,' said Richard. 'I'm done. But don't say sir.'

'Oh, all right,' said Robin, rapidly divesting himself of his clothes
and turning the hot tap full on. 'I thought mummy said you were a kind
of tutor. I say, Helen's in one of her tempers, so look out. She seems
to have her knife into you. I can ride backwards on a fixed wheel bike,
can you? Oh, Gosh, that's the gong. I say, hurry up.'

'You'd better hurry up yourself,' said Richard, hastily putting on his
shabby shirt and trousers. 'I say, I wish you wouldn't make the bathroom
so steamy. I can't see my hair in the glass. There isn't a hairbrush
about, is there?'

'You'll find a comb in my coat pocket,' said Robin. 'A chap has to have
a comb, or one's hair gets so ghastly.'

'A chap doesn't have to have nail scissors too, does he?' asked Richard,
looking at the black fringe on Robin's hands and feet. But Robin,
occupied in squirting himself with the bicycle pump, ignored the
question, so Richard smoothed his hair with the pocket comb and found
his way to the dining-room, where some of the family were already
seated.

'It is only a kind of scratch meal to-night, so we aren't dressing,'
said Mrs. Dean, exquisite in long white velvet draperies, as she invited
him to sit beside her. 'Helen and Robin are still missing.'

'Robin is in the bath,' said Richard. 'I'm afraid it's my fault, as I
kept him out of it.'

'He's a little beast,' said Susan from across the table. 'He bagged the
bicycle pump so that I couldn't pump up my tyres and then he bagged the
bath. That boy is a pest.'

As she spoke the pest entered, his round face as composed as ever.
Passing by Richard he remarked: 'I'll leave that place next to you for
Helen,' and took the other vacant seat. Helen, coming in a moment later,
was obliged to sit next to Richard, but kept a stony silence.

Richard, afraid to speak to Helen, diffident about talking to Mrs. Dean,
who in any case was talking to her husband, also remained silent,
considering that in the hubbub made by the younger Deans he would not be
noticed. Margaret, between Mr. Dean and Betty, was thinking enviously
what fun it would be to belong to a large family who all appeared
singularly free from inhibitions. She knew that it was hardly fair to
compare her hard-working parents scraping from their small income to
educate Richard and send her abroad, with the Deans, to whom money
obviously meant nothing, but she wondered if having to pinch really need
make people so trying as her own dear father and mother, by whom any
kind of relaxation appeared to be regarded as a crime. When she had
arrived at Worsted station, tired and a little on edge, keyed up to the
homecoming always so self-conscious and, after the first flow of her
mother's questions, so full of nervous silences which were only just
better than nervous talk, her heart had been oppressed. Even Ed's report
that Mr. Richard was waiting in old Neddy for her had not really raised
her spirits, though she loved and admired her elder brother heartily. It
was always fuss from beginning to end at home, and though one loved
one's parents and knew what sacrifices they made, one always felt that
to leave the soap in the bath, or send both sheets to the wash instead
of a clean sheet for the top and the top sheet to the bottom would bring
both their respected heads with sorrow, repeatedly and plaintively
expressed, to the grave. Not so much father's head perhaps but mother
would discuss it all so endlessly, would make such efforts to blame
herself for what she hadn't done and what was after all not very
blameworthy, that father would become embroiled, feel called by loyalty
to support her, and everything would be uncomfortable.

To see so unexpectedly Laurence Dean, to be rescued by him from Ed's
panic-stricken inefficiency, had made everything different. Laurence,
spending a few weeks in Grenoble on the firm's business, had happened to
stay with the same family where she was _au pair_, teaching two children
English. He had immediately fallen violently in love with a pretty
professional at the skating-rink, and had made Margaret, greatly
flattered, his confidante. As Mademoiselle Rose was in great demand at
the rink where she worked, and Laurence was busy all day and often
engaged to dine by business acquaintance at night, his passion had to be
nourished on an occasional waltz or tango at the evening session, but it
throve on such nourishment, and Margaret was allowed to hear every
detail. It was, she felt, real love, so to cherish a being from afar,
and Laurence assumed in her young mind a halo of romance. When he left
Grenoble, having never succeeded in seeing his goddess outside her rink,
Margaret promised to send him what news she could collect. Within a week
of his departure Mademoiselle Rose married the chemist to whom she had
been engaged for some years, and retired from public life. Margaret, her
heart sore for Laurence, wrote to tell him the news. Laurence, who had
already almost forgotten his brief infatuation, thanked her on a picture
postcard, while she, feeling that Laurence could take no further
interest in her since Mademoiselle Rose's marriage, was too shy to write
again.

To see Laurence, whom she had pleasurably imagined as pining away for
love, looking so well and contented was a shock, but a shock that could
be supported. Fortified by the presence of Nanny and Jessica she had
accomplished the drive to the Dower House without embarrassment, while
Laurence talked cheerfully on various subjects, but never of his lost
love. Margaret still thought hopefully that he might be pining in a very
secret and heroic way that did not show, but so far she had never had a
moment alone with him to approach the delicate subject. Possibly during
dinner, protected by the noise of the young Deans, she would be able to
slip a word into his ear.

She was interested in observing his family, different, as people always
are, from her imagination of them. Laurence and Helen alone of the
children had their mother's dark hair and blue eyes. Helen, not so tall
as her mother, had the anxious expressive face of an animal that does
not feel secure among humans. Why she looked so anxious Margaret did not
know, nor why she was sulking like a thunder-cloud at her innocent
neighbour Richard. Betty was dark, with brown eyes and thick eyebrows,
handsome when she was not scowling. Susan and Robin were like their
father, fair and largely made. While Susan and Robin had not yet passed
the very trying age that thinks its valueless thoughts aloud, Betty,
oppressed by her own importance in going to college in the autumn with a
scholarship, and by a secret grief of her own, found speech unnecessary.

'How are the rehearsals going?' Mrs. Dean asked Richard at length.

'Oh, the chorus is getting on. But we couldn't begin full rehearsals
till you came. Will you be acting at all?'

'No. I have a rather troublesome heart and mustn't do too much,'
murmured Rachel Dean in a most upsetting way, 'but the children are
quite ready. They don't really want to act at all, of course, but they
don't like to disappoint their aunt. If only it needn't be a Greek play
it would be more bearable. Even Shakespeare wouldn't be quite so bad.'

'Oh, I don't know,' said Richard. 'If it was Shakespeare you'd have to
give nearly everyone a part, and you can't imagine how awful it would
be. With Hippolytus you can stick all the village into the chorus, and
if half of them don't know the words it doesn't matter, one can put the
ones that know them best in front. Mr. Dean, do you think Mrs. Palmer is
right when she wants to make the chorus sort of intone? Rather like
church, you know. I want them just to speak it, ordinarily. We rather
fell out about it at the last rehearsal.'

'If Aunt Louise wants them to intone, they will intone,' said Helen.
'You can't stop her.'

The light accent that she placed on the word you was very offensive to
Richard.

'Your sister will be a lovely Phaedra,' said Mrs. Dean, who had
apparently not heard her daughter's remark.

Richard looked at Margaret, whose gentle young face and diffident manner
appeared to a brother's eye eminently unsuitable for the part.

                      'Oh, utterly accurst
    Be she of women, whoso dared the first
    To cast her honour out on a strange man,'

said Betty, now breaking silence for the first time.

Everyone eagerly waited for more, but Betty, with a reserved expression,
continued her dinner.

'Well,' said Laurence, who was the first to recover himself, 'it's no
good saying be careful before the servants, because they'll know it all
themselves by heart before long. Aunt Louise is bound to rope them in.
And as mother was saying, Shakespeare would be far worse. Do you know it
all by heart, Betty?'

'Of course,' said Betty. She did not add that in her opinion she _was_
Phaedra, and that to see anyone else, Margaret or any other, in the
part, was going to ravage her heart and violate her deepest feelings.

'If Aunt Louise wants her chorus to intone, I could play my mouth
organ,' said Robin. 'Mouth organs are jolly like intoning.'

'So they are,' said Richard, scenting an ally.

'It seems a pity to encourage Robin to be rude about Aunt Louise,' said
Helen.

Mrs. Dean, possibly to cover Helen's deliberate rudeness to a guest,
said that they would ask Mr. Fanshawe when he came.

'Is that Mr. Fanshawe of Paul's?' asked Richard. 'I think he used to
tutor my mother.'

'Of course it is,' said Susan. 'I told you before he's a kind of
pretence uncle. He is coming here for a long visit, hurrah. He doesn't
look old enough to tutor anyone's mother, though.'

'At Oxford a tutor need not necessarily be much older than a pupil,'
said Betty.

'What a joke it would be if schoolmasters weren't much older than the
boys were,' said Robin. 'Gosh, what a time we'd give them. There's a new
junior master this term who was in the sixth a few years ago, and we all
make noises all the time when he takes us for history. There's a boy
called Morland in my form, and he can imitate a cinema organ with his
mouth, and Mr. Jackson said, "Shut up, Morland," and Morland shut his
desk with a bang, and Mr. Jackson said, "Don't make that noise,
Morland," and Morland said, "I thought you told me to shut it, sir," and
Mr. Jackson had to pretend he hadn't heard.'

'What little beasts you all are,' said Susan. 'What did you do with the
bicycle pump, Robin?'

'I was trying to pump some water onto a sparrow and it fell out of the
bathroom window into a gutter, but I'll go onto the roof after dinner
and get it. You can come too if you like,' Robin added to Richard.

Just then the parlourmaid handed a note to Mrs. Dean.

'Mrs. Palmer's chauffeur brought this, madam, and he's to wait for an
answer,' she said.

'Oh, dear,' said Mrs. Dean, after looking at it. 'Frank, they want us to
have a rehearsal to-morrow evening. Charles Fanshawe will be here, and I
did hope we could have his first evening in peace. I wish Louise weren't
so energetic.'

'Tell Aunt Louise to boil her head,' said Robin. 'Can I go and get the
bike pump now, Mumps?'

'Hang on, Robin, I'm coming too,' shrieked Susan, pushing back her chair
and following Robin from the room. Betty also rose, saying something
about work.

'What do you think, Richard? Couldn't Mrs. Palmer put it off?' asked
Mrs. Dean, turning flatteringly to her guest.

'Well, it's getting rather near the time,' he said diffidently. 'You see
the performance is at the end of the month and we haven't had a single
full rehearsal yet, only the chorus and a bit of Theseus, only he can't
always turn up punctually because of the shop.'

'The shop?' said Mr. Dean inquiringly.

'Yes, sir. Theseus is Mr. Pollett who keeps the village shop, and in
Summer Time he is open till all hours. We really ought to be having the
chief actors. You see we can't get the village people more than twice a
week, and that means only six or seven rehearsals before the day.'

'If the children promised Louise to help, they must stick to it,' said
Mr. Dean. 'Laurence and Helen, isn't it?'

'Yes, father,' said Laurence, 'and bitterly do they rue the day, as
doubtless does Margaret, who is to be Phaedra. Mother, tell Aunt Louise
we'll all come to-morrow and you bring Uncle Charles. He'll be able to
back Richard up about the choruses. I know my part beautifully, though I
must say it's a pretty spineless one. But anything to oblige an aunt.
What about you, Helen?'

'Oh, I'll know it in time. I don't know why I ever said I'd do it.'

'Because Charles said you weren't a bit like Artemis,' said Laurence
with the frankness of a brother, 'and you always squabble with him.'

Helen glared at Laurence but said nothing. Mrs. Dean looked anxiously at
her daughter, and sent a verbal message to the effect that they would
all be at the Manor House at eight o'clock the following evening. A move
was then made to the garden where, under a large mulberry tree, rugs and
chairs were placed.

'In a few weeks,' said Mrs. Dean, placing herself gracefully on a long
chair, 'it won't be safe to sit here, but till the mulberries are ripe
we might as well enjoy it. Richard, I'm afraid it's been a very dull,
quiet evening compared with what you are used to. If only all the
children were here. Then there is a little life. We do miss the others
so much.'

Richard, feeling that even one more Dean would have driven him
permanently insane, and wondering what kind of home life at Lamb's Piece
Mrs. Dean could possibly have invented for herself in comparison with
which Richard would find other houses dull, said something about
enjoying himself very much. Mr. Dean lighted his pipe. Laurence, who had
brought a small stringed instrument from the house, established himself
in a crotch of a low branch and played sad little chords, while Richard,
Helen and Margaret sat on cushions. The rich yellow stone of the Dower
House was still glowing, and the sun still sparkled from the attic
windows and gilded the lichen-grown slates of the roof.

Helen, casting dark looks of adoration and fury at her brother Laurence,
was struggling with her own worse feelings without much light to guide
her. Laurence, her senior by a year, was almost half of her life. When
he was at school she lived for his holidays. When he went to the
University and then into his father's firm and, being a companionable
creature, found many new friends, she discovered that she was capable of
a jealousy which was her constant and bitter mortification and shame.
She took to motoring as a kind of discipline, trying to lose herself in
a fierce concentration on speed, an incessant care for the machines to
which she trusted her life. Laurence, by no means a complex nature, took
her devotion for granted, was proud of her motoring achievements, and
went his own way. What Helen wanted was to feel that he needed her, that
she could sometimes advise, or sympathise, but with the greatest
kindness she was given to understand that Laurence was entirely capable
of looking after his own affairs. Sometimes he used her as a listener if
there was no one else more exciting, and each time that this happened
she hoped that at last the moment for eternal confidence had come. When
he told her, to have an audience for his own mockery of himself, about
the Grenoble affair, Helen was far less jealous of the unknown
Frenchwoman than of the English girl who had been the recipient of
Laurence's confidences. The Frenchwoman was married and forgotten, but
here was this Margaret Tebben, who had been admitted to Laurence's
secrets, living within a few miles. There would be almost daily meetings
while the play was in rehearsal and Laurence, pleased as he always was
with a fresh audience, would share with Margaret all the little jokes
about Aunt Louise and the villagers that should by rights have been
Helen's. From the moment that she had seen Laurence come out of the
station with Margaret, she had been consumed with a jealousy that took
outward shape in rudeness to Margaret's brother, whom she rightly judged
to be defenceless. She could not show her dislike of Margaret, for that
might offend Laurence, so she used the perplexed Richard as a scapegoat,
without gaining any particular comfort or benefit from so doing. That
she had lost the race against the train afforded an excuse for her evil
mood, and she did not trouble to contradict her younger sisters and
Robin when they teased her about it.

Her father, who had been abroad for most of the last four or five years,
on his work, did not know her well. Her mother did not suspect the
reason of her unhappiness and could so be of little help. And Helen,
knowing that her mother ought not to be unnecessarily troubled, folded
herself into her own dark thoughts, and incidentally made everyone else
very uncomfortable by her moods.

As the light waned she looked from time to time in Margaret's direction,
and had to admit, with angry generosity, that this new sharer of
Laurence's thoughts, glimmering in golden pallor through the mulberry
leaves, was not ill-matched with Laurence, now fast becoming invisible
on his branch, letting loose melancholy chords to the dusk.

The peace of this outwardly contented group was suddenly broken by
piercing shrieks from the house. Susan and Robin, having found the
bicycle pump in the gutter, had the pleasant idea of exploring the roof.
The thick wide slates gave an easy foothold for bare feet, the slope of
the roof was not too steep, there were leads where one could halt,
gables on which one could perch. All had gone well till Robin, crossing
a flat patch of leaded roof, had caught a glimpse through the
night-nursery window of Jessica in bed and wide awake. Having made this
discovery, nothing was easier than to attract Jessica's attention by
looking in through the window upside down. Jessica, pleased at seeing
company, got out of bed and knelt at the window in admiration. Robin
showed off by every possible acrobatic feat. Susan, seated on a gable,
applauded his performance, Robin, above himself, ended by snatching from
his small sister a shabby stuffed elephant, invariable companion of her
slumbers, and pretending to throw it over the parapet. At this Jessica
began to scream with over-excitement, the whole party under the mulberry
came hurriedly forward to see what was happening, and Nanny descended
upon the night-nursery. Before Robin knew what had happened Nanny, who
had been supreme over him till he went to school, and still gave him all
the affection she could spare from Jessica, had hauled him into the
night-nursery by the leg, wrested the elephant from him, tucked Jessica
tightly into her cot, and dismissed Robin with an injunction to go to
bed at once. She would come into his room in ten minutes, she added, and
look at his ears, neck, finger-nails and toe-nails. Robin went off,
routed, but on the whole pleased with a well-spent evening, while Nanny,
drawing the curtains, left Jessica to the sleep that was rapidly
overtaking her.

Mr. Dean, looking upwards, saw his third daughter on the roof, and
inquired what had happened.

'Nothing, daddy,' shouted Susan. 'Nanny sent Robin to bed because he was
making Jessica scream.'

'Come down at once then,' said her father.

Susan disappeared.

A thing happened to Richard which he thought only occurred in books.
While the others were calling to Susan, Mrs. Dean, taking his arm, said
in a breathless voice, 'Inside. Quickly.' Startled but obedient, Richard
moved towards the drawing-room window and found that he was almost
supporting Mrs. Dean. Her hands were clinging to his arm, and then
loosened their hold. Richard, made quite desperate by the emergency,
managed to let her down, clumsily, but with the greatest reverence, into
an armchair, where, after one look at him with appealing, terrified
eyes, she lay speechless. Richard was appalled. This responsibility for
his goddess was too much. Half of him wished to chafe her hands and fan
her brow, for such, he gathered from literature, was the way to treat
swooning ladies. The other and larger half heartily wished that some
grown-up person were there to take the responsibility. On a sigh he
heard the words, 'Don't tell Frank,' which though noble in the extreme
did not help him in his perplexity.

Most luckily Nanny, coming down to lay a complaint against Robin, saw
what had happened, took charge, and sent Richard away, with strict
injunctions not to alarm Mr. Dean.

'It's not the first time, nor it won't be the last, with Miss Susan and
Master Robin scrimmaging about like that, giving us all turns,' said
Nanny grimly. 'Oh, she'll be all right, sir. I'm much obliged to you,
I'm sure, for getting her in, and now she'll do nicely. Now, if you'll
ring the bell, I'll get her upstairs and no one the wiser.'

Richard rang the bell and went out into the garden. The rest of the
party had returned to the mulberry tree, but Richard was too much
disquieted to join them at once. Susan and Robin were as good as
murderers, but what was he, if not an accessory after the fact? If nurse
had not come in he would probably still be rooted to the spot in
adoration and incompetence. He would at once take lessons in first aid
and learn what to do when people fainted. He had a vague idea that one
ought to get their heads lower than their heels, but that was a thing
one couldn't possibly do to Mrs. Dean. She was so far above humanity
that no ordinary measures would be suitable. If he had been, say, the
Count of Monte Cristo, he would have drawn from his pocket a small and
exquisitely wrought phial, two drops from which would have brought the
colour to her cheeks. Her dark eyes might then have rested with
gratitude on her deliverer; she might have languidly extended her hand
for him to kiss, a thought at which he was so overcome that he had to
stop for a moment and recover himself. But realising that these thoughts
were a betrayal of Mr. Dean's hospitality, he pulled himself together
and strolled with elaborate ease towards the mulberry tree. Margaret's
voice called him.

'Richard, we must be going home. Laurence is going to drive us back with
my luggage.'

'You don't mind going in the dickey, do you?' asked Laurence.

Richard on the whole preferred it, for there he could meditate upon a
deity in white velvet, lovely, defenceless in her trance, relying on him
for help. He suddenly remembered the delicate dark shadow on her eyelids
and thought of violets, unaware that Shakespeare and others had done so
before him. From his own dastardly incompetence and pusillanimity he
averted his mind.

Meanwhile Margaret, in front with Laurence, had her first chance of
speaking to him about his lost love.

'Oh, Laurence,' she said, 'I never heard any more about Rose, or I'd
have told you.'

'Didn't you? I did. She sent all her old friends and pupils at the rink
such a whacking _faire part_ of her wedding that I had to send her a
present.'

'What did you send?' asked Margaret, feeling that even a diamond heart
set in pearls, or a volume of Keats, would be inadequate for the
occasion.

'Mother found me a ghastly old silver vase that she was given on her
silver wedding day. Lord, what hideous legs that girl had.'

Margaret was shocked, but not displeased. It was appalling that true
love could die so soon, and so indelicately, but her own legs were
unexceptionable, though Laurence need not necessarily know it.

Good-nights were brief. Laurence drove away. Margaret and Richard went
to bed without much conversation. Both were tired, both self-conscious.

'I never knew you knew Laurence,' said Richard. 'He's not a bad sort.'

'I knew him at Grenoble,' said Margaret, 'last winter, but I thought
he'd forgotten me. How lovely Mrs. Dean is.'

'Yes, she's rather nice.'

Brother and sister each felt that the other was a sensible,
understanding kind of fellow. Both also felt how very lucky it was that
their dear parents had not been at home on that particular day.




                                   IV
                       REHEARSAL WITH INTERLUDES


On the following morning Modestine, reduced by incessant grooming and
exercise to a state as near nervousness as he was capable of, was led by
Richard to the Dower House. Richard had blacked Modestine's hoofs with
the family shoe polish and given the saddle and bridle a final touch. He
was not quite sure whether one took a donkey to the front door or the
stable yard, but his doubts were relieved by meeting Nanny and Jessica
in the drive.

'Good morning,' said Richard, checking with some difficulty Modestine's
determined progress towards some shrubs that he fancied. 'Is Mrs. Dean
all right?'

'Oh, yes, sir,' said Nanny, 'there's no call to worry. Dr. Masters says
there is no cause for alarm. But Mrs. Dean doesn't like Mr. Dean and the
young ladies and gentlemen to be troubled. I'm sure it's very good of
you, sir, to bring Neddy up for Jessica. Say How do you do to Neddy,
Jessica, and give him the nice sugar.'

Jessica extended a fat hand on the palm of which lay two pieces of
sugar. Modestine sniffed at them so hard that they fell onto the ground,
which made Jessica laugh uncontrollably.

'Silly Neddy,' she remarked, picking up the sugar and putting it into
her mouth.

Nanny pounced on her, removed the sugar, and threw it into the bushes.
Jessica's face crumpled.

'Oh, I say,' said Richard, alarmed, 'don't do that. You'll frighten the
donkey. His name's Modestine.'

'How do you do, Neddy,' said Jessica. 'Nanny, Neddy wants his sugar.'

'Well, he'd have had it if you hadn't gone and put it in your mouth,'
said Nanny, with the logic of the nursery. 'Now, sir, if you'll hold
Neddy, I'll put Jessica on his back.'

'His name's Modestine,' said Richard, forcing the unamiable animal to
stand still.

'There's a good Neddy,' said Nanny approvingly.

Richard, giving up the question of Modestine's name, to which both Nanny
and Jessica appeared to be impervious, now led the donkey up and down
the drive. In spite of all his efforts Modestine covered himself with
disgrace, sometimes ambling in a mincing way, sometimes stopping dead in
affected terror at the sight of a small stone. Jessica, with Nanny
grasping a good handful of the back of her frock, sat him firmly.
Richard longed to get into closer touch with Nanny, who might somehow
impress Mrs. Dean with his kindness and efficiency, but he suspected
that she looked upon him as merely a slightly older member of her
nursery charges, and had an uneasy feeling that the back of his neck was
being scrutinised by her with the all-seeing and critical eye of a
professional washer of the young. Nor was his self-distrust lessened
when Nanny said:

'You'd much better let me take Neddy, sir, and you hold Jessica on.'

Accordingly Richard grasped Jessica's frock, Nanny took the bridle, and
Modestine with hideous discrimination at once mended his pace and went
so well that Nanny led him into the field, where she urged him to a kind
of trot. Jessica was then adjudged to have so good a seat that she need
not be held on, and Richard sat down in the grass. He would like to have
gone up to the house and asked for Mrs. Dean, but was too shy. After
nearly half an hour of donkey exercise a bell was heard.

'That's your dinner, Jessica,' said Nanny. 'Come along now, there's a
good girl.'

Jessica, who had shown no sign of emotion of any kind during the ride,
shrieked loudly as she was lifted down.

'Stop that noise and say Good-bye Neddy, see you again to-morrow, and
thank you to the kind gentleman,' said Nanny.

'Good-bye, Neddy, see you again to-morrow, and thank you, gentleman,'
said Jessica, offering her hand.

Richard shook it, Jessica and Nanny walked away, and he was left with
Modestine. He was saved from the embarrassment of not knowing what to do
with him by the arrival of Susan and Robin, who came tearing across the
field on bicycles as fast as the long grass would permit.

'I say, can I ride your donkey?' asked Robin.

'Certainly, if you can stick on.'

'Can _you_ stick on?' asked Susan.

'Yes. But then I've rather long legs.'

'I bet I can stick on,' said Robin. 'What's his name?'

'Modestine.'

'Gosh, what a name,' said Susan. 'R.L.S. and all that, I suppose. Get
up, Robin, and I'll whack him.'

The scales fell from Richard's eyes. Of all the affected, ridiculous
names that an elderly he-donkey could be called, Modestine was the
worst. How right were Bert and Ed, how right were Nanny and Jessica to
call him Neddy. He would at once point out to his mother, and with no
uncertain tongue, her folly in choosing such a name.

'I say, where's your sister?' said Susan.

'She's walking over for lunch.'

'Oh, that's all right. Laurence thought perhaps she'd forgotten, and
he's gone to look for her in the two-seater. I say, if your donkey's
called Modestine, I ought to have a pin to prick it. Oh, bother, I've
not got one. Here, lend me your tiepin.'

Richard, taken by surprise, allowed her to remove the handsome Woolworth
safety-pin which kept the end of his tie down, and fascinated, watched
her apply it to Modestine's hindquarters. Modestine leapt in the air,
Robin, prepared for the worst, clung on, hitting Modestine violently
with his heels. Clouds of dust flew out.

'I say, you haven't dusted that donkey,' said Susan. 'I'll give it a
proper rub down for you after lunch. I love grooming animals. I went
over and helped with Aunt Louise's farm horses this morning before
breakfast. Hi, Robin, my turn now.'

Robin pulled up. Susan swung one of her long legs across Modestine's
back. Robin applied the pin, and away galumphed Modestine at what was
for him full tilt. Richard, feeling that Modestine was now beyond human
aid, and that he was not needed, went towards the house. Mrs. Dean,
looking more glorified than ever in flowered chiffon and an impossible
floppy garden hat, called him from a chair.

'Nanny says you gave Jessica a lovely ride. It was so good of you,' she
said. 'Can you come again?'

'Every morning if you like. Or afternoons if that's better. Or really
any time.'

'Oh, but that's such a trouble and I know you have a lot of reading to
do. Shall I send one of the men over to fetch your donkey?'

'No, please don't, Mrs. Dean. I'd love to come. I'm not very busy
really. You see,' he went on, anxious that she should not be under any
illusion about him, 'I did rottenly in Greats and I don't know what I'm
going to do now, so it really doesn't much matter if I read or not.
Please let me come.'

His flushed, earnest face and urgent ears pleaded so strongly for him
that Mrs. Dean relented and said that so long as his parents didn't
mind, she would like him to come. He must often bring his sister, and
often stay to lunch.

'I say,' stammered Richard, 'I hope you're quite well again, Mrs. Dean.
I mean I really was most awfully upset about you last night.'

'It was only hearing Jessica scream and seeing the children on the
roof,' said Mrs. Dean. 'It wasn't a bit important. But I didn't want my
husband to be worried. You were most kind and helpful. You won't mention
it, will you? And don't tell the children that seeing them on the roof
fluttered me, or they will feel unhappy. That is lunch, I think.'

Lunch, personified by the parlourmaid, said it was ready, and they went
in. Mr. Dean was not there and Richard gathered that he had gone to town
for the day. Lunch was dominated by Susan and Robin's description of
their feats on the donkey, which Susan proposed to christen
ceremoniously with ginger-beer as Neddy after lunch.

The parlourmaid came in with two pieces of paper which she laid before
Mrs. Dean.

'Two telegrams come on the phone, madam,' she said, 'one for you and one
for Mr. Tebben. The exchange couldn't get onto his house, but they
thought him and the young lady would be up here, and I've wrote them
down.'

'That's Mrs. Phipps's niece, Palmyra, at the exchange,' said Margaret.
'She's very useful, because she always knows where everyone is.'

'What an unusual name,' said Laurence. 'Is it local?'

'No, she's christened after Mrs. Palmer.'

'My telegram is from Charles,' said Mrs. Dean. 'He arrives at Worsted at
six forty-seven. That's the same train father is coming by, so I suppose
they will travel together.'

'They'll have their work cut out,' said Susan, 'as Uncle Charles always
goes third and daddy first.'

'I'm so sorry, Richard,' said Mrs. Dean. 'This is your telegram. I hope
it's all right.'

'It's from mother,' said Richard, 'but I can't quite understand it. It
says, Arrive 6.47 bringing paddock supper meet us Modestine.'

'Perhaps she means a kind of outdoor supper,' said Helen, who, much to
Richard's relief, was in milder mood than the previous evening.

'It isn't paddock, sir, it's haddock. I thought I had wrote it clear,'
said the parlourmaid with umbrage.

'Oh, I'm sorry. I read it wrong. I suppose mother's got a haddock for
supper. Oh, I say, Margaret, I never asked if the cart was mended. Could
I ring up Margett, Mrs. Dean?'

'The young lady at the exchange asked me to tell you that the cart isn't
mended, sir,' said the parlourmaid, 'because Mr. Margett has gone on the
Buffaloes' Outing.'

'Well, that's torn it,' said Richard. 'One can't get anything done at
this time of year, with the outings. Could I ring up the station-master,
Mrs. Dean, and see if his car is free?'

'But my dear boy,' said Mrs. Dean, 'our car will be going down in any
case to fetch Charles Fanshawe and my husband. It can easily fetch Mr.
and Mrs. Tebben.'

'I say,' said Robin, 'we'll have a gymkhana this afternoon with Neddy
and the bikes, and then we'll all go down to the station.'

The plan gave universal satisfaction. Helen offered to go over to
Skeynes, where the shop was better, and get some prizes. She invited
Richard to come with her and as Mrs. Dean was going to rest after lunch
he accepted, not without trepidation. Much to his relief Helen drove at
a moderate pace, and though she did not talk the atmosphere was far from
unfriendly. At Skeynes they ransacked the general shop for prizes. There
was not much choice, but Helen bought pencils, pocket-knives and bright
handkerchiefs as if she were fitting out a missionary ship for savage
islands, with what seemed to Richard, used to making his own small
pocket-money or slender allowance stretch to its utmost limits, reckless
extravagance. When she had added chocolate to her parcels she said:

'We'll go back by Skeynes Agnes. I haven't been there for ages and I
want to see the church.'

Skeynes Agnes was on a spur of high land, looking south to the downs.
The little Saxon church with its round tower and shingled spire was off
the main road, hidden behind farm buildings and among large yew trees.
Helen twisted her way down the cart track that led to it and stopped the
car where two stone steps led over a wall into the churchyard. The
church door was locked. Richard, knowing the ways of the neighbourhood,
looked among the beams of the porch for the key, but it was nowhere to
be found.

'Shall I go and see if I can find the verger or someone?' he asked, but
Helen said it didn't matter, and anyway the verger had probably gone
with the Buffaloes, so they strolled round the churchyard. The south
side, where the land fell away, was terraced. Its wall was pleasantly
low on the inside, with a drop of ten or twelve feet on the outside. On
it Helen leant her elbows and looked away over the country, olive green
in its heavy summer leafage, to where the comfortable humps of the downs
shimmered in a warm grey haze.

'I was rather beastly yesterday,' she said, her face averted.

Richard was not prepared to contradict her statement, so he said it was
rotten luck that the train beat her car.

'Oh, it wasn't that,' said Helen. 'I really can't tell you what it was,
and you wouldn't understand if I did, and you'd probably be offended.'

'I hope it wasn't me.'

'Oh no; not at all. I was only feeling very down, and I was horrid to
you because I thought you wouldn't hit back.'

'It was perfectly rotten for you to feel like that,' said Richard, 'but
I do wish I'd known. I thought you hated me because I said the train got
in first.'

'Oh, that didn't matter a bit. I can't explain. It's all too mixed. I'm
not clever and educated like you and the others, and you and your sister
probably despise me.'

Richard could not see Helen's expression, because she was still looking
away from him as she spoke, but she was obviously unhappy, and for
anyone who felt despised he had the utmost sympathy. If she thought that
he and Margaret were clever and educated, he could at least give her
immediate comfort.

'You were at Oxford and your sister is marvellous at French,' she went
on resentfully. 'Laurence met her abroad and he says she's frightfully
good at languages.'

'That's nothing. I did absolutely rottenly at Oxford. I must say it was
mostly my own fault and if I'd worked I'd probably have done fairly
decently, but there it is. And Margaret only talks French because she
lived for a year in France. And German. I mean she lived in Germany,
too. Neither of us can drive a car, and I'm absolutely nowhere at
tennis. Mrs. Palmer says you're a bit of an ace.'

At these words Helen began to cheer up. For the first time in their
conversation she looked at Richard as she said, 'Would you like to learn
to drive my car? It's very easy. I could teach you in a few lessons.'

'Rather. I'd much rather do that than be good at exams. Mother was so
awfully good at exams that she expected me to be brilliant too, and you
can't think how depressing it is.'

'If you had Betty for a sister you wouldn't say that,' said Helen. 'I
can simply feel her despising me because I'm seven years older than she
is and couldn't do an exam to save my life. And since she got the
scholarship she's worse than ever.'

'I must say Betty does make one feel a bit of a worm. After all, she's
not the only one to get a scholarship. My mother got one, and she got
all the special prizes and a first in economics and a research
fellowship, and she writes books, and she earned enough money to buy
Lamb's Piece, that's our house and garden. I don't mean to boast, but
Betty needn't be so superior.'

'She won't be when she knows about your mother,' said Helen. 'I'll rub
it in. It's a pity your mother wasn't classical, as Betty thinks nothing
else matters, but it'll just show her. Come on now. We couldn't be
friends, could we, do you think?'

'Rather.'

'That's nice of you,' said Helen, getting into the car. 'Now, when you
want to start her--'

Richard applied himself with enthusiasm to Helen's instructions. They
got back to find the gymkhana, organised by Susan and Robin, about to
begin. The proceedings were inaugurated by Robin opening a bottle of
ginger-beer over Modestine, baptising him Neddy, and sharing the
ginger-beer with Susan. Neddy was then groomed by his sponsors till no
dust was left in him, and entered for every event. Richard and Helen
were joined by Laurence and Margaret, but it was soon discovered that
the promoters of the gymkhana intended to win all the events themselves
and took no interest in competitors, provided they had an audience, so
the elders lazed very comfortably under an elm tree, while the late
Modestine was worked as never in his life before. When Betty joined them
with an armful of books, Helen let fall her information about Mrs.
Tebben, which caused Betty to attach herself with embarrassing devotion
to Richard, as the shadow of the sun.

'I suppose your mother knew Miss Pitcher-Jukes?' said she, naming a lady
celebrated in the annals of female education at Oxford.

'Mother beat her for the Octavia Crammer fellowship,' said Richard
carelessly, and Betty cringed.

Before tea Nanny and Jessica came out, and a special race was arranged
for Jessica in which she was to run, while Susan and Robin went
backwards on all fours. When she had received a first prize of a penny
for coming in last in the wrong direction and Susan and Robin had
divided all the pencils and chocolate between them, tea was ready, and
after tea there was a general cramming into Helen's sports car and
Laurence's two-seater, and a scouring of the countryside, winding up at
Worsted station, where the Deans' big car was already waiting, just
before the down train came in.

                 *        *        *        *        *

A little earlier in the afternoon Mr. Dean, having finished his business
in town, had arrived at Waterloo station. At the barrier he met by
appointment his connection Charles Fanshawe, formerly a tutor, now Dean
of St. Paul's College, Oxford. Mr. Fanshawe was a tall, lean man in the
late forties, with thinning hair and a deeply-lined, rather ugly face.
He was an excellent Dean of college, taking a sardonic interest in the
young gentlemen in residence and never forgetting a name, a face, or a
history. If any undergraduate at Paul's got into trouble with the
University authorities, or appeared before him for a breach of college
discipline, Mr. Fanshawe could be relied on to do his best for the
offender, followed by such acid comment as would make the young man wish
he had never been born, and sometimes turn over a new leaf. As everyone
knows, Paul's is famous for the great row or disturbance which took
place shortly before the Crimean War, in consequence of which row
Charles Ravenshoe, a gentleman of good family in the West, was
rusticated for a year. If Mr. Fanshawe had been Dean at that period, it
is probable that Charles Ravenshoe's career might have been different,
for Mr. Fanshawe, unlike the Dean of Ravenshoe's time, was not in the
least afraid of personal violence, though he had rarely had to meet it.
On the only occasion when anything like a serious disturbance had taken
place at Paul's under his rule, namely in the year when Paul's made
twelve bumps in Eights Week, Mr. Fanshawe had put on his largest
mountaineering boots, which carried about two pounds weight of nails,
studs and so forth, and had walked about the quad, saying no word but
scrutinising with his usual sardonic expression, the faces of the
ringleaders. Somehow the fun of the thing had evaporated. The young
gentlemen had gone to bed and Mr. Fanshawe, having surveyed the empty
quad with satisfaction, had uttered his customary ejaculation of 'Ha!'
and followed their example. This incident, added to the knowledge that
he had once climbed round the whole of the outside of the college
without ever setting foot to the ground, had established his reputation
for good.

'Ha, Frank,' said Mr. Fanshawe on perceiving Mr. Dean.

'Well, Charles,' said Mr. Dean.

Both gentlemen produced their tickets for the inspector at the gate.

'I know you will always travel third,' said Mr. Dean, 'so I got a
third-class ticket, though, mind you, it's an extravagance when I can
get all my expenses paid first class by the firm.'

'I,' said Mr. Fanshawe, 'knew you always travelled first, but I knew you
would go third to-day because you thought I wouldn't go first, so I
saved myself the trouble of getting a first-class ticket.'

'That's double crossing,' said Mr. Dean, getting into a third-class
smoking carriage.

'It's the result of using one's brains. I want an evening paper. Hi!'

Mr. Fanshawe called to a boy on the platform and got his paper just as
the train started.

'A couple only just caught it,' he remarked as he sat down. 'Man looks
like Tebben. A good Norse scholar in his way. I correspond with him
occasionally over the Snorri Society.'

'There are some people called Tebben at Worsted,' said Mr. Dean. 'Their
son is acting in that Greek play my sister-in-law Louise Palmer is
getting up.'

'There was a young Tebben at St. Jude's who got a poor third lately,'
said Mr. Fanshawe. 'His tutor was talking to me about him. He said he
had brains and was too conceited to use them. How are the family?'

Mr. Dean gave brief biographies of his nine children since the date when
Mr. Fanshawe had last seen them, after which Mr. Fanshawe did a
crossword and Mr. Dean looked through some papers.

The London train was late, so there was very little time to make the
change at Winter Overcotes. Mrs. Tebben, as she settled herself in a
non-smoker with her husband, said she had seen a man getting into the
train who reminded her extraordinarily of Mr. Fanshawe, whom she had
never seen since she was at Oxford.

'It might quite easily be Fanshawe,' said Mr. Tebben. 'He is some
connection of the Deans' I think.'

'That would be too extraordinary, Gilbert,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'To have
lost sight of him all these years and then see him again to-day.'

Mr. Tebben secretly felt that if one hadn't seen a person for a number
of years, it was not more remarkable to meet them on one day than
another, but kept it to himself. Mrs. Tebben fell into a dream of Mr.
Fanshawe and her youth. At Winter Underclose she was receiving the
avowal that he had cared for her deeply and silently ever since he
coached her, and remained single for her sake. At Lambton Mr. Tebben was
dead and Mr. Fanshawe was speaking words of comfort. At Fleece she was
refusing him for the children's sake. As the train pulled up at Worsted
Mr. Tebben had come to life again and she was telling Mr. Fanshawe that
if he had spoken then he might have won her, but now the father of her
children must ever take the first place in her life. Seizing her parcels
she got out of the train, and followed by her husband crossed the bridge
and came out through the Booking Hall into the station yard. She looked
round for Richard and Modestine, but they were not to be seen. In their
place she saw three cars and a group of young people who were making so
much noise that they had not noticed the train come in. With a mother's
eye she picked out her son. With a mother's tactlessness she went across
and pulled at his arm.

'My dear boy, I suppose you got my wire. I saw such a particularly fine
haddock when I was near the British Museum this morning that I felt I
must get it. Here it is,' she said, thrusting a slightly oozing parcel
into his hand. 'Where is Modestine? Is Margaret there? I hope the
laundry did call and that they brought back the clean things.'

As she spoke two girls and a boy detached themselves from the group,
rushed towards the Booking Hall, and flung themselves on the two men who
were coming out, explaining at the tops of their voices to their father
and their Uncle Charles that the car was there, that dinner was at once,
that old Aunt Palmer had a rehearsal at eight and everyone must hurry.

Mrs. Tebben turned, opened her mouth, gasped, and spoke.

'Mr. Fanshawe! You don't remember me.'

Mr. Fanshawe stopped, put on a pair of large spectacles, and looked at
her.

'Miss Ross,' he announced. 'You took an excellent first in Economics. A
very good set of papers. You were specially strong in comparative
sociology. You married a Civil Servant called Tebben, an old Paul's man.
We correspond occasionally over the Snorri Society. I never forget a
pupil. Are these your children?'

Mrs. Tebben looked to where Richard, Margaret, Helen and Laurence were
standing.

'Yes. I mean two of them,' said Mrs. Tebben, who was struggling with old
emotion and an insane desire to kiss Mr. Fanshawe's hand and call him
Matre.

'Any particular two?' asked Mr. Fanshawe. 'They can't be Helen or
Laurence, so they must be the two that aren't.' He took his spectacles
off again.

'That is Richard,' said Mrs. Tebben, overcome by her old tutor's powers
of reasoning. 'He has just got a third in Greats,' she added, to
Richard's great embarrassment and annoyance. 'And this is Margaret.
Margaret dear, I haven't seen you yet to greet you. She is just back
from Grenoble.'

'Ha,' said Mr. Fanshawe.

A great welter of introductions now took place between the Tebben and
Dean families, and before Mrs. Tebben knew where she was, she found
herself being rapidly driven towards her home in a sports car with two
young women.

'I say,' said the younger of them, 'Richard says you know Miss
Pitcher-Jukes. Do you really? I think she is the most marvellous person
in the world. I'm going to Oxford next term and I'll be in her college.
What's she really like?'

Mrs. Tebben was torn between her natural contempt for her rude and
conceited old fellow-student Effie Pitcher-Jukes, better known as Pidge,
and a kindly feeling for this eager child by her side, but her better
nature triumphed.

'I used to know her very well when I was at Oxford,' she said. 'She is a
little difficult, but brilliant. I must tell her about you when you go
up.'

'Oh, I say, _thank_ you. But you are marvellous, too, aren't you?
Richard told me all the things you've done. It made me feel such a
worm.'

That Richard should have spoken well of her to any of his young friends
so touched and surprised his mother that for a moment she could not
speak. As Helen skilfully swung the car into the awkward gates of Lamb's
Piece, Mrs. Tebben said to Betty:

'That's all a long time ago, but if you would care to come and talk to
me any time about Oxford--'

She paused, diffident before the young who were so apt to despise her,
but Betty's halting and ecstatic acceptance left no doubt that she
really wanted to come. Helen apologised for hurrying on, as dinner would
already be late, and drove herself and Betty away. A minute later
Richard and Mr. Tebben were put down by the Deans' car, followed by
Margaret in Laurence's two-seater, and the Tebben family were united.

'We ought to have supper as soon as we can, mother,' said Richard.
'There's a full rehearsal at eight.'

'All in good time, Richard dear. The haddock won't take long, and there
ought to be some of that Swiss roll that we had for tea the day before
yesterday. I told Mrs. Phipps to make a trifle with it. What an
extraordinary thing it was to meet Mr. Fanshawe again, Gilbert. I can't
get over it. Margaret dear, I expect you have a lot of things to be
washed. Unfortunately the laundry called yesterday, but I daresay if I
sent a postcard they could call again, or if not we must ask Mrs. Phipps
to take them home and let you have them back the day after to-morrow.'

Margaret said she had very little washing, and what she had could wait.

'Then that's all right,' said her mother, a little disappointed, but
prepared to look on the bright side of things. 'Gilbert, I don't suppose
you will want to come to the rehearsal, so I'll tell Mrs. Phipps to make
some cocoa before she goes and leave it in the thermos, so that you can
have it whenever you like.'

'I think I shall come up to the barn,' said Mr. Tebben, who disliked
cocoa. 'I would like to have a word with Fanshawe.'

'But Mr. Fanshawe isn't in the play, Gilbert.'

'They are all coming from the Dower House,' said Margaret. 'Mrs. Palmer
wanted some audience, so daddy will be very useful. You saw the Greek
play at Bradford, didn't you, daddy?'

'Bradfield. Yes, I did.'

Mr. Tebben hesitated, as if searching for a word.

'And how?' his son kindly prompted him.

'Well, Richard, the locution is unfamiliar to me, but it appears to
express my meaning.'

'Mother, we must hurry up with supper,' said Richard.

'Yes, yes, dear boy. I'll tell Mrs. Phipps to do the haddock that nice
way that we all like it. First in boiling water, just to take the salt
out, and then in milk with a dab of butter.'

Twenty minutes later supper was on the table. Richard, fuming with
impatience, herded his family into the dining-room.

'I didn't think to tell you,' said Mrs. Phipps, as she put a dry and
uninviting fish on the table, 'that the milk turned. If you don't want
me I'll be going now, mum, because Dawris wants me to go up to the
barn.'

Mrs. Tebben's distress was such that she forgot to mention the cocoa.

'I suppose I ought to have seen about the milk,' said Margaret
apologetically. 'We were up at the Dower House all day, and I forgot.
And Mrs. Phipps doesn't frightfully like being asked about anything.'

'It doesn't matter in the least,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Richard, if you
really don't want any trifle, will you put Modestine in the cart? I am
so tired after my night in London that I feel the little drive up to the
barn will do me good.'

Richard then had to break the news that he had been at the Dower House
the day before and had completely forgotten about the cart, and that
to-day Mr. Margett was away with the Buffaloes and couldn't mend it.
Mrs. Tebben was saying that she would be quite happy to stay at home
alone, and would get some cocoa for them all when they came back, and
they were on no account to worry, when a loud hooting was heard from the
road.

'That ought to be Laurence,' said Margaret. 'He said he might come and
fetch some of us. Let him take you, mother.'

'I shall accept the offer of a lift gratefully,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'What
a nice sister of his that is, Richard, the one that is going to Oxford.'

'Oh, Betty. I haven't much use for her myself. She's one of those
regular University women. Thinks of nothing but scholarships. I say, do
hurry up, mother. We mustn't keep Mrs. D--Mrs. Palmer waiting.'

                 *        *        *        *        *

The horsemen and the footmen, as Mrs. Tebben said lightly to Laurence,
were pouring in amain for the first full rehearsal, though not a dress
rehearsal. Mr. Palmer's large barn, which was no longer used for the
farm, was open along one side and one end, so that the summer
performances could be held partly by daylight. At the further end the
floor was boarded over to the height of three or four feet with steps on
both sides. Behind the platform were two dressing-rooms. The sun, still
far from its setting, shone directly into the barn, making dusty gold of
its gloom and dazzling Mrs. Tebben as she made her way towards Mrs.
Palmer, who was giving orders to the chorus.

'Oh, here you are, Winifred,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Just in time.'

'Laurence very kindly brought me,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Modestine's cart
is broken, and I was just making up my mind to walk, or to stay at home,
when he came with his car. Richard and Margaret will be here in a few
moments. They are walking with Gilbert. Is Mrs. Phipps here? I want to
tell her to remember to bring me some eggs from Pollett when she comes
to-morrow.'

'She's over there. Doris is trying to have stage fright and Mrs. Phipps
is helping her,' said Mrs. Palmer grimly. 'Why don't you get your eggs
from us, Winifred? They are much better than Pollett's, and if you told
Mrs. Phipps how many you wanted, she could tell my second gardener,
Percy Patten, who boards with her, and he would bring them up when he
knocks off work.'

'Or,' said Mrs. Tebben, who could not bear to be outdone in arranging
people's lives, 'if I let Bert Margett know when he passes the house on
the way up from the station, he could tell Doris Phipps and she could
easily run over from the Dower House and tell Percy.'

'Well, we'll arrange that. There's no need for Doris to be running after
Percy. That girl's a fool. I must go and see about her. We'll start as
soon as she is in her senses.'

Doris Phipps, pleased at being the hysterical centre of attention, was
working herself up to a good fit of giggles, and saying she couldn't
never say her lines before everyone.

'Don't be a little fool, Doris,' said Mrs. Palmer.

'She's always been like that, mum,' said Mrs. Phipps. 'A real good girl,
Dawris is, and the least thing upsets her. It's the idear of Bert
Margett makes her act so nervous. They've been keeping company now for
three years, or it may be four, and Bert's such a one for his jokes that
Dawris says she'll be off if she sees him in the chorus.'

'Bert!' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Bert Margett!'

Bert was pushed forward by his friends.

'If Doris begins to laugh again when she's saying her lines, I'll give
her part to Miss Thomas,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'If Aphrodite is going to
giggle, she might as well do it with brains, which Miss Thomas has got
and Doris hasn't. Now Bert, you go right at the back with Ed and help
him with his lines, and don't let me hear any more of this.'

Doris, sobered by the thought of losing her part, promised amendment,
and Mrs. Phipps, saying I told you so, which was quite untrue, withdrew
to the back of the hall.

'Now then Doris,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'You are on the stage when the
curtain is drawn. Up you go.'

'I haven't had a chance of asking how you are,' said Mr. Fanshawe to
Mrs. Dean, while Doris obediently went through her lines.

'I'm well enough, thank you. A little worried about Helen and Betty.
Specially Helen. She is unhappy and I don't know why. Also her
unhappiness makes her rather cross. If you can find out at all--she is
fond of you.'

'Rachel,' said Mr. Dean. 'I don't think you've met Mr. Tebben, Richard's
father.'

'Richard has been so kind to Jessica, my youngest,' said Mrs. Dean. 'He
gave her a donkey ride this morning. I hope you and your wife will come
and dine with us soon. You do know Mr. Fanshawe, don't you?'

Mr. Fanshawe, who like most of his sex would enthusiastically neglect
any woman, however charming, to talk to any man, however dull, at once
engaged Mr. Tebben in conversation. It appeared that Mr. Tebben had been
at Paul's just before Mr. Fanshawe. In fact they had actually overlapped
by a year.

'Bowen was master then,' said Mr. Tebben. 'A very able man, but no
disciplinarian. He resigned just after I went down. What happened to
him?'

'He took a living somewhere in the West. His wife's health was poor and
the doctors recommended a milder climate, but she died soon afterwards
and he married his housekeeper. A very sad affair. Was Elton up in your
time?'

'A.P. or F.P.?'

'You may well ask,' said Mr. Fanshawe with a grim chuckle.

'Oh, you know that story, do you?' said Mr. Tebben. 'No, F.P. I mean.'

'I hadn't seen F.P.,' said Mr. Fanshawe, 'for many years, till I ran
into him in Majorca last spring. He has married a woman there and is
completely dominated by her and her family, mere peasants. He showed me
his draft for a critical edition of Pindar, but it was obvious that he
would never be able to finish it. Drinks, no doubt about it, and he
seemed sadly broken.'

'A.P. of course has done very well,' said Mr. Tebben. 'They say that his
last Budget speech was one of the ablest things he has done. But I hear
that his eldest son is in a very poor way.'

From the continuation of this entrancing conversation Mrs. Dean was able
to gather that of all the men of their time Mr. Fanshawe and Mr. Tebben
were the only survivors with any claim to sanity, health, or moral
standing. She could have listened for hours to the misfortunes of the
graduates of Paul's, but for an interruption. Doris, Laurence and Mr.
Margett, as Aphrodite, Hippolytus and Huntsman, had repeated their lines
with accuracy if without enthusiasm, supported by a chorus of huntsmen.
The moment now came for the chorus of women to make their first
statement.

'Now,' said Mrs. Palmer, 'divide yourselves. Half to the right and half
to the left.'

The chorus at once coalesced like globules of quick-silver.

'Divide, I said,' repeated Mrs. Palmer. 'You, Florrie Patten, and Mrs.
Pollett, and you others, go over to the right. That's it. Now Richard,
you go down into the barn and tell me if you can hear us. I shall lead
the first chorus from this side--'

'Strophe,' said Betty aloud to herself in a contemptuous way.

'--and Miss Thomas the second chorus from the other side.'

'Antistrophe,' said Betty, revengefully.

'Now we shall begin,' continued Mrs. Palmer. 'And don't forget what I
told you. We are women of Troezen, full of anxious foreboding for the
young queen's--where are Miss Thomas and Miss Dolly?'

A babel of voices informed her that the Rector, Miss Thomas and Miss
Dolly Thomas were at the moment entering the barn.

'I'm so sorry, Mrs. Palmer,' said Miss Thomas from half-way down the
barn. She was a weather-beaten young woman of about thirty with a
pleasant expression. 'Father thought he didn't feel quite the thing, but
Dolly and I said, "You'll like it, father, once you're there," didn't
we, father?'

'What dear?' said Dr. Thomas.

'PHYL SAID YOU'D LIKE TO COME, FATHER, DIDN'T SHE?' said Miss Dolly
Thomas.

'What did she say?' asked Dr. Thomas.

Both his daughters laughed heartily.

'Father thought we were going to the Albert Hall,' explained Miss Thomas
proudly. 'He's such an old pet. We can't think how he got the Albert
Hall into his head unless it was Hippolytus. So we brought him along to
cheer him up. I'll put him near Mrs. Dean. He's so fond of her. He
remembers her quite well when she used to come here when the children
were little. YOU LIKE MRS. DEAN, DON'T YOU, FATHER?'

Dr. Thomas's face lighted up at the sight of Mrs. Dean, who rose to
greet him. His daughters installed him comfortably by her side and
strode up onto the platform, where they took their places among the
chorus.

'Now,' said Mrs. Palmer, 'you lead the second chorus, Phyl, and Dolly,
you come on my side. Now, both choruses together. "There riseth--"'

'THERE RISETH A ROCK-BORN RIVER,' said the Misses Thomas, dominating the
whole chorus.

'What dear?' asked Dr. Thomas from his seat.

'Well, I _am_ sorry,' said Miss Thomas. 'When we've been shouting at
father we quite forget. Hold in a bit, Dolly. It's all right, father.'

These last words were spoken at the top of her voice, but as capital
letters mar the effect of these well-printed pages, we shall make no
further use of them, having sufficiently indicated to the thoughtful
reader the points at which they may be imagined.

'Now, we'll begin,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Doris, as you can't behave, you
had better go. You said your lines quite nicely and you'd better get off
and be in bed early. There's plenty to do at the Dower House.'

'Very well, mum,' said the abashed Doris.

'Now, we'll start properly,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Chorus! I don't think
you quite got the idea of the chanting when you were rehearsing
separately with Mr. Richard.'

Richard, approaching the platform and looking up at Mrs. Palmer, said
with great courage:

'Mrs. Palmer, we weren't going to try chanting. Do you remember at the
last rehearsal we discussed it and we thought it wouldn't work?'

'Well, we altered that since. It was the last rehearsal but one that you
were at, Richard. You didn't turn up for the last one, so we had to make
our own arrangements.'

Mrs. Tebben, remembering well that the rehearsal in question had taken
place on the dreadful day when Richard's results came out, stepped
forward to defend her offspring.

'Well, Louise,' she said, 'I was at that rehearsal, and I must say the
chanting didn't go very well. I believe Richard is really right about
just speaking it. Doris and her friends giggled so much that I despair
of getting them into shape by the day. Of course, it used to be
marvellous at the Court Theatre in old days, but somehow we seem to have
got past that, don't we? I mean, it's rather like Maeterlinck and Celtic
Twilights and all that sort of thing. Of course it's impossible to know
how the Greeks really talked, unless of course one could get them on the
wireless.'

'Till then, Winifred, we have to take the word of the best authorities,'
said Mrs. Palmer, whose temper for the first time that evening showed
slight signs of fraying. 'That woman with one leg who recites so well,
you know who I mean, the dwarfish one with the very fine profile that
recited all three parts of Henry VI in drapery, has made a special study
of the Greek chorus, and says that the method of intoning reproduces as
nearly as possible their exact method.'

'Surely, Louise,' said Mrs. Tebben with some dignity, 'if we wanted to
do exactly what the Greeks did, we'd have to talk Greek. I feel it is
too big a subject for me. I wonder what Mr. Fanshawe would have to say?'

As each lady felt perfectly certain that Mr. Fanshawe would be on her
side, Richard was deputed to ask his advice.

'Excuse me interrupting, Mr. Fanshawe,' said Richard, 'but there's a
kind of row going on. Mrs. Palmer wants the chorus to sort of chant, and
mother and I think they ought to just speak. Mrs. Palmer says what do
you think, if you don't mind.'

Mr. Fanshawe, unwillingly dragged from his conversation with Mr. Tebben,
put his spectacles on and looked straight through Richard.

'I have frequently noticed, Tebben,' said he to his old friend, 'that
split infinitives have become part of Modern English Usage. I deprecate
their use myself, but I realise that they have probably come to stay.
Perhaps, as Charles Ravenshoe's friend, Lord Saltire, used to say, we
should take our time from the young men, but the old Adam is strong in
me.'

'I don't myself so much mind a split infinitive,' said Mr. Tebben, 'as
the expression "sort of". Young people appear incapable of speech
without that meaningless qualifying phrase.'

'What am I to say to Mrs. Palmer?' asked Richard.

'Anything you like, Richard,' said Mr. Fanshawe. 'How the Greeks spoke
is a matter of conjecture and likely to remain so. Do you remember,
Tebben, the very interesting controversy that F.P. had with the Master
of St. Barnabas on the missing line in that Pindaric Ode which Bowen
afterwards proved to be spurious? I have often wondered if there wasn't
more behind that than met the eye.'

'You mean F.P. standing for the Ormroyd Lectureship?' said Mr. Tebben.

Richard, finding himself an outcast, moved away. Mrs. Dean beckoned to
him and asked what had happened.

'It's a sort of row,' said Richard, 'about the way the chorus is to
speak, and Mrs. Palmer sent me to ask Mr. Fanshawe, but he is so busy
talking to father that he won't listen.'

'Tell Louise I'll ask Dr. Thomas,' said Mrs. Dean.

Richard went back with the message.

'Mrs. Dean will never make father understand,' said Miss Dolly, who had
overheard. 'I'll go down and tell him.'

But she was too late, for Dr. Thomas, having perfectly understood that
Mrs. Dean wanted to know what Greek sounded like, had opened,
full-mouthed, on the sixth book of the Odyssey, choosing that book in
preference to any other because Mrs. Dean, surrounded by her daughters,
reminded him, he said, of Nausicaa and her maidens. It was recognised by
everyone in the barn that Dr. Thomas, his eyes shining, gently beating
the cadence of the verses with his long, thin hand, and in excellent
bodily health, would go on just as long as he wished, and that they were
highly privileged to hear him. No one but Miss Thomas or Miss Dolly
could explain his mistake to him. Mrs. Palmer begged them in a whisper
to do so, but they refused flatly.

'Dear old pet,' said Miss Thomas, 'he just loves reciting Greek poetry.'

'It's an education for everyone,' said Miss Dolly. 'You girls at the
back there, stop talking and listen to the Rector.'

When Dr. Thomas had said as much as he wanted to say, he stopped. Mrs.
Dean thanked him warmly. Betty, who had been listening spell-bound, said
at the top of her voice that he ought to be rehearsing the play. Her
words reached him in a slightly mutilated form, and much flattered he
got up and approached the platform. Mrs. Palmer came down to meet him.

'Have you come to give us your judgment about the chorus, Dr. Thomas?'
she asked.

'Certainly, certainly,' said the Rector. 'When that dear child of Mrs.
Dean's asked me to supervise the play for you, I was delighted. I have,
as you may perhaps know, written a good deal about the Greek stage. Now,
to begin with I will tell all these young people a little about the
worship of Dionysos, without which they cannot really enter into the
spirit of Euripides.'

Mrs. Palmer's heart sank. More than an hour and a half had already
passed with little or nothing to show for her pains. Richard and Mrs.
Tebben, it was true, had not so far quite carried their point, but no
more had she. She cast appealing looks at Miss Thomas and Miss Dolly.
Miss Thomas, with considerable cunning, managed to persuade her father
that he was hardly up to producing a play, and suggested that he should
give hints to the principal actors, one at a time.

'Here, Betty, come up here,' she called down the barn. 'You know Greek.
Take father back to his seat and ask him about the play. He'll be quite
happy, dear old soul.'

Betty, overawed by the honour, respectfully led Dr. Thomas back to his
chair, and seating herself beside him listened with rapt attention to a
preliminary examination of pre-Dionysic cults.

'Now, chorus,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Winifred, are you ready? The Nurse
comes on next.'

The chorus, which had broken into groups and was happily gossiping,
hastily rearranged itself and plodded with cheerful and ungrudging want
of comprehension through its part. Owing to the respect still felt for
the gentry in that part of the country, no one presumed to speak
simultaneously with Mrs. Palmer or Miss Thomas, but bundled along after
them like sheep following a leader. Neither Mrs. Palmer nor Richard felt
equal to another discussion.

'Splendid,' said Mrs. Palmer, when they had got through their opening
speech. 'Splendid. Now, once more the last three lines, and then a
pause. There must be a feeling of doom upon us before I speak the
Leader's verses, "But see, the Queen's grey nurse at the door."'

The chorus repeated the last three lines and waited obediently for the
feeling of doom. Mrs. Palmer stretched out her arm towards Mrs. Tebben,
in tense silence.

'Well, Louise, finished?' said Mr. Palmer, coming onto the platform from
the back entrance and turning up the lights, 'that's good, that's good.
I've been looking at that basin in the men's dressing-room and it's
still leaking. Bert, tell your father I want him to send up first thing
to-morrow. Buffaloes' Outing? Yes, but bless my soul, he won't be a
Buffalo to-morrow. Well, Phyl, well, Dolly. How's the Rector. No need to
inquire, eh? Now come along all of you and have something to eat and
drink. You look as if you wanted it.'

Mrs. Palmer, not unthankfully, came down from the platform. Dr. Thomas
protested against the breaking up of such an enjoyable evening, but when
Miss Thomas and Miss Dolly told him that he would like to go home now,
wouldn't he, he said perhaps he would. With Betty he shook hands warmly,
begging her to call on him and continue their most interesting
discussion. While the lower orders adjourned to tea and cake in the
racquet court, Deans and Tebbens drifted across to the Manor House,
where they were hospitably greeted by Susan and Robin, who had spent a
pleasurable evening with Mr. Palmer's cowman and were now ready for a
hearty supper.

'I say,' said Robin, 'I nearly came with my mouth organ. Who won?
Richard or Aunt Louise?'

'Nobody,' said Laurence. 'And if you ask me, nobody will. What the
chorus wants to do, it will do.'

'Were you good?'

'No. I consider Hippolytus a poor sort of chap who wouldn't take a dare,
and no inspiration to a man like me. In fact, the whole story is
repellent and improbable. Margaret, do you feel Phaedra in your bones?'

'Not very much. People don't really hang themselves when they are in
love. Of course the Greeks had very little to do.'

'Do you know what people are like when they're hanged?' said Robin,
politely handing sandwiches. 'Their eyes turn right round in their
heads, _right_ round, and come popping out, and their tongues stick
right out all black and swollen, and they look stinking. I'd love to be
a governor of a jail.'

'Robin, you are horrible,' said Margaret. 'I don't see, Laurence, how
anyone could feel Phaedra-ish nowadays.'

'They couldn't if they didn't understand her,' said Betty, favouring
Margaret with a baleful stare. 'She was a noble woman under a doom. She
had to die, because death,' said Betty reverently, 'is better than
life.'

Having stunned her hearers with this announcement, she stumbled wet-eyed
from the room and went home, sobbing loudly. Once safe in her bedroom,
she took out a small diary from a secret place under her best stockings
and began to write the events of the day. But hardly had she made the
entry, 'Discussed Dionysos-worship with the Rector. Margaret Tebben is
ignorant and heartless,' when Nanny, who looked upon all bedrooms as
night-nurseries and thus under her jurisdiction, came in, and
attributing Betty's red eyes and sniffs to hay fever, hurried her into
bed.

The Tebben family all had cause for pleasure. Mr. Tebben had, with Mr.
Fanshawe, run through the biographies of nearly two-thirds of the men
who were up in their time. Mrs. Tebben had been able to support Richard
and had seen Mrs. Palmer, if not routed, at least rendered powerless.
Richard had also enjoyed Mrs. Palmer's discomfiture. Margaret had
thought Laurence was very good as Hippolytus and was on the whole glad
that she had not had to speak. If they could go all through the
rehearsals without her having to say her part, it wouldn't be so bad. In
this pleasant state of mind they all went home. Mrs. Tebben, prowling in
the larder to get food for her family, who, full of Mrs. Palmer's claret
cup and sandwiches, had begged her not to, found Gunnar, locked up there
by mistake, angrily eating the rest of the haddock. Everyone blamed
Gunnar.

'Bad cat,' said Mr. Tebben. 'The Vikings, it is true, ate quantities of
dried fish, smoked or salted, but less from desire than necessity. When
fresh meat was procurable they greatly preferred it.'

Margaret rubbed Gunnar behind his ears. Richard carried him up to his
room and allowed him to curl up on his pillow. But no sooner was Richard
asleep than Gunnar got out of the window and boasted hideously to his
friends in the village that he had broken into the larder single-handed
and eaten all the next day's dinner.

Mr. Dean drove his wife back to the Dower House. Mr. Fanshawe chose to
walk, accompanied by Laurence and Helen. Susan and Robin, having no
lamps, preferred to bicycle.

'You didn't have much of a time,' said Laurence to his sister. 'I can't
think why Aunt Palmer wanted you. Artemis doesn't come till the very
end, and at the present rate of going it seems to me doubtful whether
we'll ever get there.'

'I wanted to see the others,' said Helen.

As they neared the Dower House Robin came rapidly riding towards them.

'Come and bathe with nothing on in the pond,' he shouted to his elder
brother. 'Susan's gone to bed, but I'm much too hot.'

Helen and Mr. Fanshawe continued their walk.

'Let's pace up and down the terrace like people in books,' said Helen,
slipping her arm through Mr. Fanshawe's.

'How is everything?' asked Mr. Fanshawe.

'Rotten.'

'Inside or out?'

'In.'

'Then what about turning yourself inside out and getting expert advice?'

'May I, Charles? I'm simply loathing myself.'

'Well?'

'I'm having jealousy to that extent that I don't know what to do.'

'Well?'

'Oh, Charles, it's Laurence. You know he is my very particular brother,
and I don't think I'd mind anything in the world that made him really
happy, like being in love with the right person, but I can't bear his
not telling me things. And he met this Margaret Tebben in France last
winter and made friends with her, and if he wanted to marry her I
wouldn't mind so much, but I simply can't bear their being friends.'

'Well?' said Mr. Fanshawe, taking the hand that lay on his arm and
holding it.

'Good old Charles,' said Helen huskily. 'I don't know. I like her, and
she is very pretty and well-educated. I can't compete at all. But I am
just grinding myself to bits with being jealous.'

'You had better cry,' said Mr. Fanshawe, very kindly.

'I am,' said Helen.

'Good. You'll feel better presently.'

They stood still while Helen pressed her face against Mr. Fanshawe's
coat sleeve and cried.

'I am better now,' she said gratefully. 'How did you know?'

'How did I know?' asked Mr. Fanshawe with a slightly bitter note. 'My
dear child, part of my job is to put a few elementary facts into the
heads of young women. They all get over-wrought. Most of them cry. After
that they cheer up.'

'Do they fall in love with you, Charles?'

'I regret to say they do. It means nothing. No woman in her senses would
fall in love with me, but to adore one's tutor, however old and ugly he
may be, is part of a university career. It does them no harm, whereas to
adore a female tutor usually involves an emotional strain which often
has a serious effect upon their examination results. I can safely say
that no young woman ever got a lower class than she should in her final
schools on my account. Tell me about young Tebben.'

'Richard?' said Helen, rather surprised at the turn the conversation was
taking. 'He is rather nice.'

'Ha,' said Mr. Fanshawe.

'He did very badly in his exams,' said Helen, 'and he's rather down.
Perhaps you could help him a bit.'

'I don't suppose I could. Would you like me to?'

'Oh, Charles, you would be a dear. Good night. And thank you very much
for good advice. Can I come and cry again when I loathe myself?'

She kissed Mr. Fanshawe with affectionate perfunctoriness and went
indoors. Mr. Fanshawe continued to pace the terrace and to remind
himself that he was just twice as old as Helen Dean. He would have a
talk with Tebben's boy and see what could be done.




                                   V
                          COOKS IN THE KITCHEN


Rehearsals continued without any particular incidents. Mr. Tebben went
up to his office every day, sometimes spending a few nights in town,
sometimes returning in the evening to Lamb's Piece. He had rather wished
to take his autumn holiday late in September, but to oblige a
newly-married colleague he had altered it to the last fortnight in
August. Mrs. Tebben was delighted, because then, she said, he would be
able to see exactly how the play was going. Mr. Tebben took no interest
at all in the play, but was comforted for his change of date by the
thought of Mr. Fanshawe's company. There were still a fair number of
their contemporaries unaccounted for, and Fanshawe might know something
about an ex-Bursar who had gone into business and just been sentenced to
three years hard labour.

Mrs. Tebben and Richard were on slightly easier terms. Mrs. Tebben was
still ridiculously touched by what Betty had told her. If Richard had
troubled to tell Betty Dean how well his mother had done at college, it
must mean that he took a little, if only a very little, pride in her
past achievements. Of his contempt for her present doings she humbly had
no doubt, but that he should find anything in her worth boasting about
to outsiders was a comforting thought, and made her determine to
overlook the hours at which he came down to breakfast.

Richard, who really thought very little of his mother's scholastic
record, and had only used it to snub Betty, secretly admired Mrs.
Tebben's defiance of Mrs. Palmer on the subject of chanting more than he
could say. Mrs. Palmer was unable to give much time to the next three
chorus rehearsals, because she was superintending Mrs. Phipps who had
just machined the dresses for the chorus all wrong, so Richard and his
mother were able to have things their own way, and the chorus made a
good deal of progress in getting their lines. Miss Dolly Thomas kindly
deputised as Leader in Mrs. Palmer's absence.

At the Dower House life was equally peaceful. Mr. Dean and Laurence were
also away all day, but had promised to take a week off for the play.
Susan and Robin bicycled all over the country, fished and bathed in
every forbidden piece of water, and made excellent progress in tennis
under Helen's coaching. Mrs. Dean, living very quietly through the long,
hot days, tried to forget the murmuring voice that was her companion. If
sometimes its undertones rose to her consciousness she thought she would
talk to Charles Fanshawe and perhaps be reassured by sharing a trouble,
but whenever she began to approach the subject pride and an instinctive
wish to procrastinate prevented her. To speak of a shadowed fear might
give it a shape and bring it suddenly to life; kept in silence and
darkness it might murmur unseen, unheard, pray heaven unfelt. So
Charles, in spite of an abnormal sensitiveness to fine shades, could
find little wrong with her unless she were anxious about Helen and
Betty; and Mr. Dean, content with Dr. Masters's report, accepted her
explanation that the heat was responsible for her languors. What Nanny
knew was her own business, and she showed her solicitude by snapping at
Susan and Robin and watching Jessica at every step. Meanwhile Mrs. Dean,
anxious to give her brother pleasure, made a point of going to all the
rehearsals and telling Mrs. Palmer how good they were. As she possessed
the gift, so useful and in the end often so fatal to the owner, of being
able to pay an apparently absorbed attention to something which hardly
penetrated her consciousness, Mrs. Palmer was as pleased as Rachel Dean
had meant her to be, and Mr. Palmer liked to see his lovely sister
getting on so well with his wife.

Perhaps the two people who most enjoyed the rehearsals were Betty and
Dr. Thomas. As the weather was so fine and warm, Miss Thomas and Miss
Dolly told their father that he would enjoy coming down to the barn for
rehearsals, wouldn't he. They further said that he would like Betty Dean
to come to supper first and then go along with them, wouldn't he. Dr.
Thomas said he would, and finding in Betty an increasingly interested
audience, he gave her the benefit of his immense erudition, under the
impression that she was taking an active part in the play. When he
talked about the classics his faculties were alert, and Betty had no
difficulty in making him hear her, without having to shout. Nothing was
more pleasant to Dr. Thomas than to sit in the barn in the glowing
evening sunshine, expounding Orphism, or rolling out Greek verse in his
fine voice. To be the chosen companion of such a scholar as the Rector
was all that Betty asked. She hung on his words, made notes of his
comments, was ready to listen for hours on end to what were really
valuable lectures on the Greek drama. Rather disingenuously she let him
believe that she was taking the part of Phaedra and listened
respectfully to his analysis of the unhappy queen's character and
motives. To her family she merely appeared to be Betty, in a better
temper, thank goodness, than she was at the beginning of the holidays.
To herself she was not only Phaedra, but Dorothea in Middlemarch; a
Dorothea who would be infinitely kinder to Dr. Thomas than the real
Dorothea to Dr. Casaubon. Not that she meant to marry Dr. Thomas, but
the situation, she felt, was much the same. Miss Thomas and Miss Dolly
she tolerated as having their uses, and they were grateful to her for
keeping their father amused while they rehearsed.

'Gilbert,' said Mrs. Tebben at breakfast one morning, 'when you take
your holiday next week, we must ask the Deans and the Palmers to
dinner.'

'We can't manage more than six,' said Mr. Tebben.

'Eight, dear, eight, with a little management. The Palmers, the Deans,
and ourselves.'

'That is only six.'

'Eight, dear, with Richard and Margaret.'

'I thought you would want to ask Fanshawe with the Deans,' said Mr.
Tebben.

'I could easily have an egg in the kitchen and come in afterwards, if
that would help,' said Margaret. 'So could Richard, couldn't you?'

Richard, who only came in as his sister spoke, said couldn't he what, in
a way that held out but little encouragement to hope that he would. The
situation was explained. Richard found it difficult to think quickly
enough. If Mrs. Dean was coming to dinner he must be there. On the other
hand he knew that his parents, more especially his mother, would
probably disgrace him. He did not like to think of Mrs. Dean, used to
wide spaces and luxury, sitting in their tiny dining-room, eating their
uninteresting and possibly revolting food. He knew he would be ashamed
of his surroundings and ashamed of himself for being ashamed. Mrs.
Tebben taking his silence for the early morning sulks, and perhaps
feeling as Richard did that too much family would spoil the evening,
said she would ask Helen Dean and Mr. Fanshawe. Richard and Margaret
could have a nice little meal by themselves and come in afterwards.

If Richard had not felt immortal longings for Mrs. Dean's society, he
would certainly have left home at the suggestion that he should not come
in till after dinner, as if he were still a prep. school boy, and would
further have shown his contempt for convention by being late for lunch.
But as things were he said All right ungraciously and sat down to his
breakfast.

'Then I will send a note to Mrs. Dean and you can take it up this
morning, Richard,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Louise I shall be seeing in any
case about the dresses. If she would have the veils cut on the cross as
I suggested, she would save at least two yards of stuff on the chorus.
It all helps. We have a dress rehearsal on Tuesday week.'

'Oh, I say, they can't have a dress rehearsal then,' said Richard. 'It's
the match against Skeynes.'

'But, my dear boy, a cricket match in the afternoon needn't prevent your
rehearsing after supper.'

'My good mother, we may not be finished till heaven knows when, and
anyway there'll be some sort of a blow-out afterwards, there always is.
And you know they never go back till the 8.10.'

'Surely, dear boy, for once--'

'Besides, mother, Laurence is playing and you can't do without him.'

'Well, we shall have to alter the rehearsal, that's all. And Richard,
did you remember to turn back your bed? If you don't, Mrs. Phipps just
covers it up again.'

Margaret, who had slipped out and in almost unnoticed, said Richard's
bed was turned back. When Richard had finished his breakfast and got his
sister alone, he asked who had done it.

'I did,' said Margaret. 'And I just put a piece of blotting-paper over
the work you were doing on your table. I mean, I thought if mother did
come up--'

'I know,' said Richard, blushing as he thought of the poem to Rachel
Dean that he had left on his table, unfinished, at one o'clock that
morning. 'I suppose you didn't see what it was, did you?'

'I couldn't. I saw it was something like poetry, so I shut my eyes and
covered it up.'

'I can't tell you about it now,' said Richard importantly. 'Someday,
perhaps. It's rather big.'

'Thank you,' said Margaret.

Later in the morning they took Modestine, alias Neddy, up to the Dower
House. The christening had been kept from Mr. and Mrs. Tebben, as there
was a general feeling that they would not see eye to eye with the public
about the change of name. Before going, Richard discovered that his
mother had asked the Deans not to dress. A slight wrangle took place,
Richard maintaining that Mrs. Dean had never not dressed in her life and
wouldn't understand it, Mrs. Tebben practically accusing Richard of
snobbery. Mr. Tebben's suggestion that the subject should not be
mentioned, and the decision left with the Deans, was scouted by his
wife, who wanted to know how she could then tell what to wear herself.

'But you'd wear your dark blue lace dress anyway, wouldn't you, mother?'
said Margaret. 'You said Mr. Fanshawe used to like blue. Then daddy and
Richard could wear black ties.'

'Very well,' said Mrs. Tebben, not displeased, 'so be it,' and her
thoughts went back to a day when Mr. Fanshawe, meeting Miss Winifred
Ross on the Paul's barge in Eights Week, had said, in default of
anything else to say, how nice her blue dress looked. It was blue muslin
with white spots, confined by a blue petersham belt with a silver
buckle. Her hair was puffed out under a large blue straw hat trimmed
with poppies and cornflowers and skewered into place with silver-headed
hatpins. The blue eyes of the middle-aged Mrs. Tebben, writer of
textbooks on economics, looked back into the distance of time and saw
that Winifred Ross always looked her best in blue.

'That was a brain-wave,' said Richard admiringly to his sister as they
went along the field path, Margaret sitting sideways on Modestine,
Richard walking beside her. 'It's bad enough Mrs. Dean having to eat one
of Mrs. Phipps's unspeakable suppers, without being asked not to dress.
Anyway, my dinner-jacket suit is about the only decent one I have. My
blue suit is too shabby for words, and my brown one's as bad, and I
can't dine in flannels, and I don't see my way to getting any new
clothes just now. It's simply rotten being poor and a failure. Do you
suppose I'll ever get a job or anything? Reading law's all very well,
but I ought to be earning something. Dash it, even mother was earning
money at my age. I say, could you do anything about dinner do you think?
You know what mother is, boiled mutton and steamed pudding.'

Margaret, who also badly needed new frocks and saw little prospect of
earning money herself, was extremely sorry for her brother, assured him
that he would quickly get a job, and promised to do what she could about
dinner.

'I cook fairly well,' she said. 'I did a lot at Grenoble. If only Mrs.
Phipps could break her leg. If she's there mother will insist on her
cooking and there'd be awful offence if I tried to interfere in the
kitchen. As a matter of fact I know what dinner will probably be, and
it's a black look-out. Mrs. Phipps has a cock that she wants to get off
on us. It will be a tough roast cock, grey potatoes, not enough beans
from the garden, a trifle, and raspberries and cream.'

'Not enough raspberries either,' said Richard gloomily. 'Nor cream
neither too. Well, let's hope.'

At the Dower House Nanny as usual took over Modestine, and Margaret went
to play tennis with Helen, Susan and Robin.

'Betty's down at the Rectory,' said Susan to Richard. 'We thought at
first she'd gone all pi, but it's only Greek plays. Coming to play
tennis?'

'I've got to give this note to Mrs. Dean first.'

'All right. Mother's in the morning-room.'

Richard found Mrs. Dean writing letters. The outside blinds were down,
the room bathed in warm, rose-scented twilight.

'I brought you a note from mother, Mrs. Dean,' he said, knocking against
a chair. 'It's about dining with us. I do hope you'll be able to come.'

'So do I,' said Mrs. Dean opening the letter. 'As far as I know we are
all free. I must ask Frank and Charles--Frank is up in town to-day--and
I'll send over an answer. It's very kind of your mother.'

'Couldn't I come and get the answer after dinner to-night? It would save
you the trouble of sending it.'

'That's very sweet of you, Richard. Frank and Mr. Fanshawe and I shall
be dining at the Bonds', but I'm sure the children will love to see
you.'

This was not what Richard meant. A long peaceful evening with his lovely
hostess had been in his mind. An evening in which, at last, he might be
able to tell her a little of what she meant to him without having a dry
tongue and a roaring in his ears. But so long as she was happy, even if
dining with those stuffy old Bonds, all was well.

'I say, Mrs. Dean,' he said nervously, 'I wanted to ask you something.'

'Yes?' said Rachel Dean, who wanted to get on with her letters.

'I say, when you come to us, you couldn't possibly wear that ripping
white trailing dress, could you?'

'The Callot or the Schiaparelli?' asked Mrs. Dean interested.

'I don't know exactly. I mean that ripping hanging sort of one you had
on the night we sat under the mulberry tree and you were frightened when
Susan and Robin got on the roof and Jessica screamed.'

(The night I had to hold you from falling; the night I saw the dark
petals of violets on your eyelids.)

'Oh, that tea-gown. It was very sweet of you to like it, Richard, but I
must dress up a little more when I am having my first dinner with your
parents.'

'We don't dress much,' said Richard in an off-hand way.

'Well, I'll see. I do wish I could keep you here, but I know you will be
wanting to play tennis, and the children have been waiting for you.'

'They've got a four, Mrs. Dean. Do let me stay here.'

'That would be selfish,' said Rachel Dean, smiling radiantly. 'Helen
says your game is coming on splendidly, so I mustn't keep you. Come
again soon.'

She put out her hand. Richard raised it to his lips, didn't know quite
what to do with it, put it down again and crashed out of the room. Mrs.
Dean sighed with relief and continued her weekly letters to her soldier
son in India and the twins at sea. Richard's attentions were so kind, so
like the ass turned lap-dog, but he was a pleasant sort of boy and the
children liked him. Altogether it was a pleasant summer if one could
forget the murmur which must not be heard, which must always be kept
from Frank, which one might be able to share with Charles, the silent,
the utterly reliable.

In due course Mrs. Tebben's invitation was accepted, and Mrs. Tebben, as
Margaret had foretold, was hypnotised into ordering Mrs. Phipps's tough
old cock and hoped vaguely that there would be plenty of raspberries.
Richard became a prey to anxiety which Margaret did her best to dispel,
promising that even if Mrs. Phipps didn't break her leg, she would
somehow see that the dinner was eatable.

The day before the great party dawned as fine and hot as the day for a
village cricket match should be. The Worsted eleven was strengthened by
Richard, Laurence, Robin, and Mrs. Palmer's butler Sparrow. At eleven
twenty-three the Skeynes eleven, stiffened by Lady Bond's son and an
ex-county player, arrived at Worsted station, where they were met by the
Buffaloes' band and escorted to the cricket ground, a fairly flat field
up near the church. Worsted went in first and were still in after lunch
when visitors began to dribble onto the ground. Mrs. Palmer, arriving
with her husband, was preparing to take her usual seat in the front row
of the four rows of rickety benches which were the grand stand, when to
her indignation she saw Lady Bond calmly sitting there. It was useless
to pretend that she had not seen her, so she had to say How do you do.

'Bond was so sorry he couldn't come over,' said Lady Bond. 'He had to be
in town, something to do with the House of Lords. I hear you have quite
a good side.'

'So Bond's up in London, eh?' said Mr. Palmer, who refused to be aware
of the hostility between his wife and Lady Bond. 'Poor fellow, poor
fellow. Must wish he hadn't taken the peerage. Why did he vote against
Clause Three of the Root Vegetables Bill? Bad policy, you know, bad
policy. I see your boy is playing for Skeynes,' he continued, looking at
the card. 'We'll see him make a century, I expect.'

As he spoke the Hon. C. W. Bond missed an easy catch and fell down.

'Bad luck, bad luck,' said Mr. Palmer sympathetically. 'Ought to get
glasses if he can't see. Come along, Louise, must go and talk to the
Rector.'

Mrs. Palmer, a good deal restored, waved good-bye to Lady Bond and
followed her husband. As she passed a knot of villagers she singled out
a boy.

'Here, Ernie Phipps,' she proclaimed, 'tell your mother I'll want her to
stay on a bit to-morrow. There are one or two dresses that need
altering. I'll tell Mrs. Tebben.'

'Yes, mum,' said Ernie.

Dr. Thomas was sitting under a tree with a rug round his knees. He was
too hot, but his daughters had said he would like to have it. Betty as
usual was at his feet, listening to a glowing description of the
athletic training of young Spartans.

'Don't move, Rector,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'How are we doing?'

Dr. Thomas smiled and took off his hat.

'What is the score, Dr. Thomas? Mrs. Palmer wants to know,' said Betty.

The Rector appeared to hear her without any difficulty.

'Worsted are ninety-two,' he said. 'Last man has just gone in, your man
Sparrow, Mrs. Palmer. Laurence made twenty and little Robin made a very
pretty thirty-one. Skeynes have some good batsmen and it ought to be an
even thing.'

A few minutes later, amid shrill cheers from the girls and the small
boys who made up the more demonstrative part of the audience, the
hundred went up, and when Worsted's last wicket fell Sparrow had knocked
the score up to a hundred and twenty-three. Dr. Thomas, to Betty's
disappointment, had left the subject of Greek physical training for
reminiscences of W. G. Grace and Spofforth, but as Worsted came out to
field, his eye fell on Laurence and Robin, and his admiration of their
form and bearing made it easy for Betty to guide him back to the
ancients.

When Mrs. Tebben drove up in Modestine, a misleading figure of speech
which she and her family were in the habit of using, Richard was
thankful that he was fielding and would not be publicly disgraced by
being recognised as her son. Then Mrs. Dean was driven up to the field.
She walked about for a little, looking very lovely and slightly out of
place, waved kisses to Laurence and Robin, who enthusiastically returned
them, and drove away again to a garden-party. Richard thought that she
had included him in her greeting. Inspired by this thought he entirely
forgot where he was, till he was suddenly roused by a shout and saw a
ball hurtling towards him. Mechanically his arm shot out, by a miracle
the ball stuck in his hand. The shout was repeated, this time a shout of
triumph from Worsted.

'Look, Winifred,' said Mrs. Palmer, poking her friend as she sat in
Modestine's cart. 'Richard has caught young Bond. Good boy, good boy.
Out for a duck too,' and she hit herself with rapture. Mrs. Tebben sat
in a trance of pride.

    '"And even the ranks of Tuscany
     Could scarce forbear to cheer,"'

she said aloud to herself. Susan beat Margaret on the back and Helen
congratulated her warmly. Margaret, tearful with pleasure, protested
that it was nothing to what Laurence and Robin would do, but though they
did well in bowling, Richard remained the spectacular hero of the
afternoon. When Skeynes were all out for a hundred and ten, a small boy
asked him for his autograph, and life was full of dazzling
possibilities. The two teams, by long usage, then had a gigantic high
tea in the village hall, after which Worsted saw the Skeynes eleven off
at the station. Richard and Laurence, flown with tea and ham, sent Robin
home, and themselves did the daring deed of mounting on the footboard of
the train and accompanying their rivals through the tunnel. As all
eleven rivals were in one carriage and the tunnel was full of boomings
and reverberations, conversation was difficult, but they managed to
arrange with the Hon. C. W. Bond, who was full of generous admiration
for their play, to fly to Vienna in the autumn and go down the Danube to
the Black Sea, a plan which had its birth and death at that sooty and
ecstatic moment. On the other side of the hill the engine-driver, Sid
Pollett, obligingly slowed down, having received instructions to that
effect from Mr. Patten the station-master before leaving Worsted.
Richard and Laurence jumped off, the engine whistled, the Skeynes eleven
cheered, the Hon. C. W. Bond dropped his cigarette-case onto the line,
where the wheels of the last coach went over it, crushing it to pieces,
and the two adventurers went back up the hill towards Worsted.

The path to the village led through woods and fields and past Lamb's
Piece. As they approached the garden Richard recommended caution, in
case either of his parents happened to be about, which would spoil the
evening. But the house looked quiet, and no one was visible except
Margaret, who was leaning over the gate looking away down the valley.
Laurence suggested that they should call to her, but Richard said it
would be dangerous to let their whereabouts be known, so they continued
their way to the Woolpack, where they drank beer and played darts with
the rest of the eleven. The curate did look in with the view, deprecated
by Mr. Palmer, of promoting good fellowship, but finding it already
promoted to an almost alarming extent, he went away. Richard and
Laurence saw each other home several times, till it was late enough for
the Tebbens to be in bed, so that Richard could get to his room
unquestioned. Laurence went back to the Dower House with a disquieting
vision of a girl, left alone, looking over a gate into the distance. He
wished they had stopped to talk with her. Then, considering her mother,
he was glad they hadn't. But the vision remained.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Early next morning Richard woke, feeling happier than he had felt since
the end of term. Trying to account for the feeling, he suddenly
remembered the catch that had dismissed young Bond. There was a holy
feeling about that catch, which appeared to have been directly inspired
by the thought of Mrs. Dean. He shot out of bed and did a dance of joy.
In the middle of a bound, expressive of triumph over opponents, he
stopped. His bedroom window was over the back door, and from the yard
outside came voices. He went to the window and looked cautiously out.
His mother, who was up early as usual, had been gardening. She had a
trowel in one hand and was talking to Mrs. Phipps, who had evidently
just arrived, for she still had her husband's cap on.

'Well, mum,' said Mrs. Phipps, 'when you said there was company coming
to dinner to-night I said to Phipps, "Mrs. Tebben can't have remembered
it's a Wednesday, and Wednesdays I have to go to Mrs. Palmer about the
dressmaking."'

'But why didn't you remind me, Mrs. Phipps?' said Mrs. Tebben miserably.

'I said to Phipps, "If Mrs. Tebben has company on a Wednesday it's to be
supposed she had her reasons," and I never was one to hold with
interfering.'

'But if you had only mentioned it--Well, could you come back after you
have done Mrs. Palmer's sewing and help me? We could perhaps do the
chicken this morning and have it cold.'

'I'm very sorry, mum,' said Mrs. Phipps, 'but Mrs. Palmer sent up word
yesterday by my Ernie as she'll be wanting me to stay on. Being as
Wednesday is usually a light day, with you and Mr. Tebben being in town,
I didn't like to disoblige her, specially seeing as Ernie is to go to
her for the boots and knives when he leaves school at Christmas.'

'I simply do not know what I shall do,' said Mrs. Tebben with a despair
and an elocution that would have done credit to any Phaedra in her worst
moments.

'If only Dawris was free, I'm sure I'd let her oblige,' said Mrs.
Phipps, 'but seeing as how she's up at Mrs. Dean's and run off her feet
as it is, I don't see how she could. It's dreadful the way that cook's
at her all the time, if she as much as goes to the stable-yard or runs
into the garden for a moment, making her learn sauces and all. Dawris
says she likes it, but I say two chauffeurs is two too many where
there's girls about.'

Mrs. Phipps disappeared into the scullery and Richard saw his mother
walk disconsolately round to the front of the house. He hurriedly
dressed and came down to find out what was happening. Heaven seemed to
have heard his and Margaret's prayers and removed Mrs. Phipps. It now
remained to see what Margaret could do. He found his mother seated at
the breakfast-table in deep gloom and his father reading his letters.

'Congratulations, Richard,' said his father. 'I hear you made the catch
of the season. Anything wrong, Winifred? Margaret, did you hear the owls
last night?'

Richard mumbled his thanks, Margaret said she had heard the owls, also a
nightjar. Mrs. Tebben sat silent. Presently she said she supposed they
would have to put their party off. Richard kicked Margaret under the
table. Mr. Tebben raised his eyebrows.

'Louise is really unpardonable,' Mrs. Tebben burst out. 'Not only does
she take Mrs. Phipps on Wednesday afternoons without really consulting
me, but I thought at least Mrs. Phipps could come and help me to get
something cold, or to wash up, but Louise appears to be more important
than I am. And I have to go to Winter Overcotes for the Women's
Institute meeting, I can't get out of that. Richard, you'll have to take
a note over to the Dower House and apologise and explain. As for Louise,
considering that she has taken Mrs. Phipps, I really don't see where we
stand. It is too vexatious. It would serve her right if I let her come
here and find nothing to eat.'

'I shouldn't put them off, mother,' said Margaret. 'If you didn't mind
my trying I think I could manage dinner nearly as well as Mrs. Phipps.
Will you go to Winter Overcotes and forget all about it, and leave me
and Richard to see about dinner? We'll give daddy some lunch and
everything will be all right.'

After a great deal of argument, during which Mrs. Tebben explained at
length how she had thought perhaps they wouldn't mind having biscuit and
cheese for lunch and the rest of that blancmange, she was persuaded to
let the dinner-party stand, and went down to the station in a happier
frame of mind. When she had seen her mother off, Margaret went to the
kitchen to look at the fowl. Mrs. Phipps, a little abashed, offered to
pluck it, but Margaret told her to go on with the house work and then
she could go. It was a sultry day with no breath of wind, so she took a
chair into the kitchen yard and began plucking the fowl, conversing
occasionally with Gunnar, who had hopes of giblets. Presently the
well-known sound of Laurence's two-seater came roaring up the lane and
into their little drive. Margaret called to him. Guided by her voice he
came round to the yard and was very much surprised by what he saw. When
Margaret told him that his Aunt Palmer had annexed Mrs. Phipps and so
left them cookless, his indignation against her was as unbounded as was
his admiration of Margaret for undertaking the job.

'Aunt Palmer is really the outer limit,' he said, 'scrobbling your cook
and then coming to dinner.'

'I don't suppose she knew,' said Margaret. 'Probably she thinks dinners
just happen. And I like cooking. I cooked a lot at Grenoble.'

'I'll tell you what,' said Laurence. 'Let me help. I'll tie a white
tablecloth round my waist and give a hand.'

'I expect you'll be more trouble than you're worth,' said Margaret, 'and
as for a tablecloth, mother would go pale if she saw you wearing one as
an apron, but if you really want to help, get me a lot of beans out of
the garden.'

Laurence found a basket and went down the garden. When he got to the
bean rows he found Mr. Phipps sitting on a wheel-barrow eating bread and
cheese.

'Morning, Phipps,' he said. 'A bit early for dinner, isn't it?'

'A man like me as works in graveyards has to get his bite when he can,'
said Mr. Phipps.

'Much doing in the graveyard line?' asked Laurence as he picked French
beans.

'Worst season I've ever known, sir, and I've lived in these parts nearly
seventy year and been sexton thirty-three,' said Mr. Phipps. 'Not a soul
nor a body for three month. Seems like there's a curse on that new bit
of ground the bishop consecrated last summer. Can't get no one to make a
beginning. Don't you pick them beans too young, sir, Mrs. Tebben won't
like it. Cremation's the trouble, sir. To my mind it's against nature,
but these young people they like a bit of life and you can't stop 'em.'

'Not much life in cremation, I should have thought.'

'It's this way, sir. It means a nice outing to Woking in a motor-coach
for the friends and relations. You can't blame them for liking their bit
of fun. I was the same when I was a young fellow. I'd think nothing of
walking to the county jail, a matter of fifteen mile each way, to stand
outside the day a man was hung. But I'm not what I was.'

'Well, I hope you'll live to see the hoodoo taken off the new
burying-ground,' said Laurence.

'Thank you kindly, sir,' said Mr. Phipps, brightening up. 'Maybe I'll be
the first myself. It wouldn't look bad on my stone, "He was the first".'

'"That ever burst,"' said Laurence mechanically, which made the gardener
burst into a cackle and say he'd tell his old woman that.

Laurence took the beans back to Margaret and gave her an account of Mr.
Phipps's ambition. Richard, disturbed in his reading by their laughter,
came down and helped Laurence to string the beans. Margaret then put the
cock into the steamer and began washing the potatoes.

'What sort of pudding does your mother like?' she asked Laurence. 'We
didn't have pudding much in France, but I can do omelettes. Do you think
she'd like a jam omelette?'

'She'd like a rum one better,' said Laurence.

'I'm afraid we haven't any rum.'

Laurence said he would go and get some, and before Margaret could
protest he was in the car, racing towards the village. By the time
Margaret had finished the potatoes, he was back with an armful of
parcels.

'Let's do it in style,' he said. 'Here's the rum, and here's a bottle of
sherry for us to drink now, and I found some caviare at home, so I
brought a jar along, and salted almonds and some lemons and chocolates
and a bottle of Benedictine and a huge tin of asparagus and some
cigarettes.'

'But, Laurence, they're your mother's things. We can't feed her and the
Palmers on her own food. Besides--'

She was too shy to go on, but she felt a little hurt to her pride. Her
people were not well off, but they were not beggars. Laurence seemed to
think that he could shower groceries on them as if he were Bolton Abbey
in the Olden Time. One present of wine, or one jar of caviare anyone
could take, but this wholesale distribution of food made her find,
against her will, a certain lack of perception, even of delicacy in
Laurence. Then she blamed herself for ingratitude.

'Rubbish,' said Laurence, rummaging in the kitchen-table drawer for a
corkscrew. 'Anyway, I bought the rum and the sherry myself. The Woolpack
has quite a pretty taste in drink. The Benedictine and the asparagus and
the cigarettes I pinched off Sparrow. He thinks I am having a picnic,
but he didn't bat an eyelid at my ideas of a gypsy lunch. So you see
it's only paying Aunt Palmer back for taking your cook. Sparrow would
give me the moon since we won that match against Skeynes. So it's only
mother's almonds and caviare. Do you mind? Drink your sherry and say you
don't.'

Margaret drank her sherry and said she didn't. As there was nothing else
to be done till Mrs. Phipps's cock had been steamed to tenderness, they
went into the garden and sat under a tree. Richard went in to get some
more cushions.

'Richard and I saw you last night,' said Laurence to Margaret. 'You were
looking over the garden gate, all melancholy and pleasant. We would have
stopped, but we thought your mother would pounce on us.'

'I know,' said Margaret, seeing a future in which so many people would
go by on the other side of the way for fear of being pounced on.

'Don't look so sad,' said Laurence. 'We are all here now. Have some more
sherry.'

Margaret had the sherry and looked gay, but she was not happy. It was
all very well to play at being cook and have Laurence to bring in the
beans and fetch caviare, but she knew that this was only an interlude.
There were careers and futures to think of. Richard must find a job. She
must find a job too if she could, though it wasn't very easy for a girl
who had no particular education. She could speak French and German
fairly well, and cook a bit. That wasn't going to get one anywhere.
Probably it would just come to this: living at home, trying to be
patient and good, helping daddy perhaps by looking things up or doing
some typing, helping mummy in the house. And always seeing Laurence, or
others like him, going by on the other side of the way. Tears welled up
in her eyes.

'Margaret _darling_,' said Laurence. 'What _is_ the matter? Do you need
comforting?'

She did indeed want to be comforted, but as his idea of comfort appeared
to be an arm carelessly thrown round her, Margaret thanked him very much
and said she thought it was the effect of sherry at twelve o'clock,
which she wasn't used to. Richard came back with cushions.

'I say,' he said apologetically, 'I found father in the drawing-room
when I went to get the cushions, and he looked so depressed I said he'd
better come out here. Nobody minds, do they?'

'Come along, sir, and have some sherry,' said Laurence, jumping up and
kindly welcoming Mr. Tebben to his own garden. 'Richard, my boy, look
after your father while I get my little instrument.'

He sped across the lawn to his car, from which he produced his guitar
and sat down under the tree again.

Mr. Tebben had been indeed depressed. He loved his wife and family very
deeply, but there were moments when he felt it was all too much for him.
The fiasco of Mrs. Phipps at breakfast was a bad beginning, and he found
it difficult not to wish that Winifred were a better housekeeper. He had
just had a notice that some dividends were not to be paid. Richard's
future lay heavily on his mind, and much as he loved his boy and had
believed in his promises of work, he could not see that he was doing
much. This Greek play with endless rehearsals, the young people at the
Dower House, cricket and tennis, were taking most of his time. He liked
all the young Deans, but he was morbidly afraid that Richard would get
discontented from being with people to whom money was a matter of
course. He must ask Fanshawe's advice. Perhaps Fanshawe, who had so much
experience in helping young men with the beginning of their careers,
could tell him how much a really good crammer for the Civil Service
cost, or how long it would take Richard to eat dinners and pass
examinations to be a lawyer, or, if he didn't pass the Civil Service
examination or the law examinations, whether he could ever expect to
earn anything, or how one approached the mysterious world of business.
Margaret's future seemed equally dim. He was enchanted by the pretty,
sweet-tempered daughter who had come back to him, but what was he to do
with her? There was hardly room for her and Winifred, who managed or
mismanaged everything near her, and didn't like help or interference. He
hadn't been able to afford to send Margaret to a University, nor did he
think that she was the type of girl to benefit by it, but when he
retired on a pension, when he died, what was going to become of her?
When Richard found him he was wandering about the drawing-room,
forgetting what book it was he had come to look for, and repeating to
himself his favourite quotation, Thought the harder, Heart the bolder,
Mood the more as our Might lessens, but what was all very well for the
Old Companion at the Battle of Maldon, or for a grown-up man who had not
found life easy, was not right for a young girl. At her age it would be
outrageous to be armoured against fate by the final courage of complete
disillusionment and unbelief.

When he got into the garden Laurence's foolish and amusing talk, with
interludes of strumming on the guitar, the sherry, the warm day, the
absence of his wife, all united to soothe and heal him. He let some of
his cares slip from him and relaxed. Laurence insisted on providing the
lunch. He ran up to the village again in the car and brought back
several bottles of beer and two and a half pounds of sausages, which he
toasted at the kitchen fire, letting their juice fall into a pan in
which he had put pieces of bread. He then let the bread frizzle in the
fat till it was crisp, piled the sausages onto it, and carried the dish
into the garden. Margaret fetched glasses and knives and forks, Richard
picked all the raspberries, and they had a sprawling, uncomfortable,
delightful meal. Margaret had two sausages, Mr. Tebben three, and
Laurence and Richard the rest, except a small one, which was given to
Gunnar. After lunch Mr. Tebben smoked his pipe and gradually fell
asleep.

'Poor daddy,' said Margaret to Laurence, while Richard teased Gunnar,
'he hardly ever gets any fun. I wish to goodness I could get a job and
help a bit.'

'I'd hate you to have a job,' said Laurence. 'Promise me you never will.
Gosh, I never ate five sausages before.'

'I daresay I'll hate it myself, but I must. You see, there's Richard to
be provided for. It costs a lot to educate a man, and if he's to be a
lawyer he won't earn anything for ages. I daresay I could earn something
before he does--nursery-governessing or something, like a heroine.'

'If anyone's to have a job, it ought to be Richard,' said Laurence.
'Don't go taking one without telling me, will you?'

'Come and wash-up,' said Margaret.

What with washing up, putting the cock through the mincing machine, and
getting everything ready for the party, the afternoon passed quickly
enough. Mr. Tebben slept till tea-time, with Richard reading near him,
and when he woke was agreeably surprised to find a tray on the ground
with excellent, very hot, fresh tea and piles of buttered toast.
Margaret's heart smote her at the sight of her father's pleasure in so
small a thing as tea freshly made, and she felt that a great many people
might pass by so long as she could make him happy with such small
attentions. Just as Laurence was going, a thought struck her.

'My goodness,' she said, 'we ate all the raspberries for lunch.
Laurence, I hate to bother you again, but if I give you the money, will
you very kindly see if Mr. Pollett has some at the shop.'

'I'll tell you what,' said Laurence, 'I'll go home and change, and then
I'll come back with raspberries and help you and Richard to serve the
grown-ups' dinner and wash-up, and then you and he and I will eat the
remains in the kitchen. There's the sherry. There'll be enough left to
give your guests a drink when they arrive. Don't waste it on Aunt
Palmer, she never finishes hers.'

Again to be treated as a pauper, to be given the remains of the sherry
bottle, in a way that made it the equivalent of coals and blankets.
Margaret sighed, blamed herself again for false pride, and put the
minced cock into a basin to be steamed up and served as a timbale.

Mrs. Tebben got back from her meeting by the 6.47, tired but content,
for she had routed Lady Bond on the question of sending a local
representative to the annual meeting of the County Women's Institutes,
and found a bargain in floor polish at Woolworth's. Margaret made some
fresh tea for her mother, alleging as excuse for this extravagance that
tea made at four o'clock would be rather strong if kept till seven,
listened to her account of her day, assured her that all was well with
the dinner, and sent her upstairs to have a bath and change into the
blue lace frock, which she had already put out.

'I had to alter your dinner a tiny bit, mother,' she said, 'so I hope
you won't mind. Laurence had a little caviare and some of that fat
tinned asparagus, so we thought you wouldn't mind having them.'

Very luckily Mrs. Tebben's mind was too full of her recent victory to
object to having tinned asparagus in summer, or to conduct her usual
searching inquisition into what had been going on while she was away.

'I can't think why Laurence had caviare,' was all her comment, 'but
young people do have peculiar things. There was that friend of Richard's
at Oxford who kept a mongoose. Never shall I forget Lady Bond's face
when my resolution was carried by sixteen to three. Mrs. Bird was
chairman, and a very good one. It is very nice of you, Margaret, to take
so much trouble. It will be coals of fire on Louise's head.'

Margaret, humbly delighted to have one word of recognition unaccompanied
with criticism from her mother, hastened to explain that she had really
enjoyed preparing the meal.

'You had better go upstairs now, mummy,' she said. 'It's a quarter-past
seven and you'll want a bath. Richard and I have had ours, so you'll
have no one to interfere.'

When Mrs. Tebben came down a little before eight, she found the
drawing-room looking tidier than usual. On a table was a tray with eight
glasses and a decanter, at which her husband was looking with interest.

'I was just wondering whether it would go round,' he said. 'I think if I
poured it into the glasses, a little more than half full, I should know
better. I hope you aren't too tired after your committee. I wish you
wore that dress oftener, Winifred. Do you remember the blue dress you
were wearing on that Norwegian cruise?'

Mrs. Tebben did remember Winifred Ross's blue dress. It was the blue
muslin with white spots, five years old, on its last legs, altered,
washed out, but good enough for picnics on the fiords. Miss Ross did not
think that Mr. Tebben, that nice young Civil Servant, had noticed it.

'It just goes round,' said Mr. Tebben. 'What shall we do with the
decanter?'

'Give it to me, daddy,' said Margaret, who came in with an apron over
her flowery dress. 'Everything's ready, mummy. When you've finished each
course, ring the little bell and Richard will be there at the door to
take the dirty things, if you don't mind handing them out. It's no good
his trying to get round the table because there isn't room. I've put
your place nearest the door, daddy, because you don't get so fussed as
mummy,' she added in a whisper to her father. 'I love you in the blue
dress mummy, and you're doing us all great credit. I must fly back to my
saucepans.'

Mr. Tebben then noticed that one glass was a good deal fuller than the
rest.

'I must have filled that glass fuller than the others,' he said. 'I will
just quickly drink some of it and then they will all look equal.'




                                   VI
                            ONE WAY OF LOVE


Rachel Dean was resting in her sitting-room before the Tebbens'
dinner-party. All her young except Laurence, unaccountably absent since
the morning, and Jessica, now having her bath, were playing tennis, and
the house was quiet. She rang the bell and told her maid to ask Mr.
Fanshawe to come to her room.

'I do so want to have a talk with you, Charles,' she said, as Mr.
Fanshawe entered.

'Does that mean that I am to listen to you talking about your children?'
inquired Mr. Fanshawe, stretching out his long legs in an easy chair.
'I'd rather talk about you. I am a kind of Jesuit, you know. I see and
hear more than you'd think and I can give very excellent, subtle advice.
You, Rachel,' and he pointed a long finger at her, 'are hiding something
from me. And not only from me, from Frank. I have been gradually
noticing it for some time. He hasn't noticed it yet, but he will, very
shortly. Then, not knowing what the matter is, he will probably shoot
young Tebben.'

Rachel raised inquiring eyes.

'Richard? But he doesn't need shooting. Be less impressive Charles, and
speak out.'

'I suppose you are about the least vain and self-conscious woman for
your age and looks in the British Empire,' said Mr. Fanshawe, 'but there
is a moment at which unself-consciousness becomes sheer idiocy. Haven't
years of experience--you are nearly as old as I am--taught you to
recognise calf-love? Young Tebben is perfectly damp with it. Highly
suitable for him, but what about you?'

'Of course he is a dear boy, but excessively wearing,' said Mrs. Dean.
'One cannot get away from him. He clings like a leech. But he is really
very nice.'

'You are far too amiable, Rachel. If Caligula came to stay you would
think he was very nice so long as he let you talk about the children.
What young Tebben needs is a good job of work, or an interest in someone
of his own age. Someone like Helen,' he said, with a little effort.

'I think, Charles,' said Rachel, suddenly taking the offensive, 'that it
is you who are keeping something from me. Do you really want Richard to
take an interest in Helen?'

'It would seem reasonable.'

'Reasonable!' said Rachel with gentle scorn. 'Helen is two years older
than Richard.'

'But she takes an interest in him.'

'We all like him. But, Charles, did you ever talk to Helen at all? She
has been so very aloof these holidays and is quite unhelpable.'

'I did. Even my Jesuit mind hadn't guessed what her trouble was. She has
very few affections and they are very deep. The deepest at present is
Laurence. She has always adored him. She wouldn't mind seeing him in
love, or married, so I gather, but she resents his friendships. She
knows it is silly and she has been making really heroic efforts to cure
herself these holidays, but there doesn't seem to be anyone to help her.
Your Laurence is as nice as a child of yours should be, Rachel, but I
sometimes think he has one skin more than some of us. It is lucky for
him, and a little unlucky for people who care for him.'

'When you say, "these holidays", do you mean Margaret Tebben?' asked
Rachel.

'I think I do. And she is a nice girl, and at present worth two of her
brother. He is one of the late developers, trying to himself and to
others. Laurence likes Margaret, and Helen is trying to take it well.
She told me so herself, and telling someone, even old Uncle Charles, was
a help.'

'Laurence likes so many people that I always lose count,' said his
mother. 'But he can look after himself. It is my Helen that worries me.
If only she could care for someone outside the family. But she has never
cared for young men at all, except of course you.'

Mr. Fanshawe turned his head sharply.

'Yes, Charles, I know you are the same age that I am, but young men was
what I said.'

'I might retort, young woman, and with far more reason.'

'Oh, I don't look my age, I know,' said Mrs. Dean, with the candour of a
woman whose looks have never failed her, 'but that isn't being young.
You climb rocks and ski and skate and tramp over passes. I do nothing.'

'You are a beautiful, lazy creature, Rachel. Why don't you do something?
Keep up your tennis? You used to be uncommon good. Helen gets her game
from you.'

Rachel hesitated for a moment. This appeared to be the heaven-sent
moment for telling Charles her secret trouble, but, as always happened
when she tried to speak of it, speech would not come at all. Charles
Fanshawe came to her help.

'Is there some good reason for you giving up tennis?' he asked.

'Yes,' said Rachel, bereft of her usual self-possession, her voice
veiled with fear.

'It can't be varicose veins,' said Charles judicially, 'so it must be
heart. Is it troublesome?'

'Not exactly,' Rachel admitted, already reassured by his matter-of-fact
question, and quite ready to laugh at herself for posing as an
interesting invalid.

'Well, now, we'll get to the bottom of this,' said Mr. Fanshawe, just as
if Rachel Dean were an undergraduate. '_A_, reason for heart; _b_, what
your doctor says; and _c_, whether there is really anything for you to
be anxious about. I knew something was up, but I thought it was Helen
and Betty. Why on earth you couldn't tell me before, I don't know. Now:
_a_, reason.'

He hitched his chair closer to her sofa and put on his spectacles.

'Dear Charles, you make me laugh. You make me feel guilty.'

'So you are. Now, out with it all. Reason.'

'Well,' Rachel began, twisting a wisp of handkerchief in her fingers,
'it was really the year when Frank was building that bridge in South
America. He didn't want me to come, but it seemed rather lonely for him,
and the children were all at school, so I went out for six months, and I
had fever, and it was rather alarming with natives and shooting.'

'Just like a woman,' said Charles, putting his spectacles away again.
'You go where you aren't wanted out of a mistaken sense of devotion. You
spoil your husband's happy, care-free time. You get ill, imagine things
about natives, and have to come home. South America--yes, I remember the
year. Jessica was born soon afterwards and doubtless that finished the
job.'

'You can't blame Jessica,' said her mother, slightly offended.

'I don't. I never blame women,' said Charles, quite kindly, 'because
they are so silly. One might as well blame hens. I do blame Frank for
letting you come.'

'But he couldn't stop me.'

'Ha,' said Mr. Fanshawe. 'Well, what does your doctor say? Are you in
pain?'

'Oh no, not really pain, only now and then rather wretched. Rather
choking and a kind of disposition to crumple up. What really worries
me--'

'Well?'

'It's not talking about it, Charles. I don't tell Frank much, because he
would be so worried and think it was his fault. I wanted often to tell
you, but I didn't like to intrude.'

'All beautiful women are fools,' said Charles. 'Why the dickens you
shouldn't tell me if that's going to be any help, I don't know. I shall
talk to Nanny. I will bet that she knows more about it than anyone. Does
anyone else know?'

'No. At least I had a kind of faint when Susan and Robin got on the roof
and looked in at the night-nursery window and made Jessica scream, and
Richard was there, but Nanny happened to come in luckily, so I don't
suppose he thought of it again.'

'From my extensive knowledge of young men, the sight of beauty in
distress is fuel to their touching and ill-placed devotion.'

'Don't tell Frank, will you?' Rachel pleaded.

'Not unless he asks me. And, dear Rachel, I think there is very little
to tell. From what you say, I think you have been terrifying yourself
quite unnecessarily. Hearts mean nothing now. Where they used to put you
to bed if your heart so much as murmured, they tell you to be sensible
now, and you live for ever. You shouldn't read so much fiction. There's
nothing romantic about dying with a heart, only a very unpleasant spasm
as a rule. You might look horrid. Now you have told me all about it you
will find that it won't worry you so much, and you'll probably make old
bones. Do what your doctor says. If he says diet, diet. If he says rest,
rest. And if those young devils Susan and Robin frighten you again, I
will skin them.'

'I am rather ashamed,' said Rachel, in a small voice.

'So you ought to be. Tell Frank you are worried and you will be quite
happy all in a moment.'

'Well, Charles, you are a darling, and as usual a tower of strength. How
lucky it is that your aunt married into Frank's family. I suppose we
must dress now for the Tebbens' dinner-party. Bless you and thank you,'
said Rachel, rising from her sofa and ringing the bell. 'I would like to
hug you.'

'Do.'

'Well, my maid might take it amiss if she came in. I'll try to remember
all your good advice.'

                 *        *        *        *        *

When Margaret got back to her saucepans she found Laurence in his
evening clothes, tying a large white cloth round his waist.

'It's all right,' he said, seeing her look anxious, 'it's one of Aunt
Palmer's Greek draperies. I pinched it from the barn on the way over.
And I got the man at the Woolpack,' said Laurence, taking off his
dinner-jacket, 'to lend me a barman's white coat, relic of his happier
days. And I got Sparrow to give me all Aunt Palmer's raspberries and a
pint bottle of cream, so we ought to do. What's the first thing?'

'Your caviare. Can you make the hot toast to go with it while I keep an
eye on the next course?'

'I am the Great Toast Wizard. Where's Richard?'

'Brushing his hair. It wouldn't come quite right.'

                 *        *        *        *        *

In the drawing-room Mr. and Mrs. Tebben were receiving their guests. The
party from the Dower House came punctually. The Palmers were a few
minutes late. Mr. Palmer's attempts to explain the cause of their delay,
namely that he and his cowman had been waiting vainly since six o'clock
for a bull which was visiting them professionally, were strangled at
birth by his wife.

'We want to hear no more, Fred,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Well, Winifred, you
are looking very fine to-night. How are the Vikings, Mr. Tebben? Though
I must say that Lucasta Bond is really indescribable! Lucasta indeed! I
know from our cowman that the bull was at Staple Park yesterday, and
Lucasta has deliberately and insultingly kept him. How are you Rachel?
Well, Mr. Fanshawe, when is the next book coming out? I buy all your
books. But Lucasta shall not get away with it. There must be a bye-law
about not keeping your neighbour's bull, isn't there, Fred?'

'It's always a pity to stir up trouble in the country,' said Mr. Palmer.

'It sounds more like Leviticus,' said Mr. Tebben. 'Have some sherry,
Mrs. Palmer.'

'Good sherry you have, Tebben,' said Mr. Palmer.

'The Woolpack isn't bad,' said Mr. Tebben carelessly.

'I never knew they had a taste in sherry,' said Mr. Palmer, feeling
considerable respect for his host. Mrs. Palmer having refused to drink
her sherry, Mrs. Tebben herded her party into the dining-room, where
Margaret had put name cards on the table. Mrs. Tebben would have dearly
loved to upset all the seating arrangements, but was too much unnerved
by a sound of scuffling from the kitchen, and had to take her destined
place at the far side of the table, with her back to the window, while
her husband, as previously decided, was near the door.

The scuffling was a slight fracas between Laurence and Richard. Richard,
descending with his hair at last smoothed to his satisfaction, intending
to carry in the dishes and feast his eyes upon Mrs. Dean, found
Laurence, attired as a cross between a waiter and a barman, in the act
of taking the hot toast, under a napkin, into the dining-room.

'Oh, I say, I thought I was going to do waiter and you help Margaret,'
Richard exclaimed. 'Here, let's have the toast.'

'If it's the tips you're after, Aunt Palmer doesn't approve,' said
Laurence. 'If you touch Uncle Palmer after the port--is there any port
by the way?--he'll be good for half a crown at least. But mind, union
rules, fifty-fifty on the takings. Or, look here, we'll toss for it.
Brown side heads, slightly burnt side tails. You're tails.'

He took a piece of toast from the napkin and threw it into the air. It
fell back onto the floor.

'Tails,' said Laurence, picking it up and putting it back on the plate.
'All right, you carry on. Give Aunt Palmer the burnt bit, it'll do her
good.'

Armed with his plate Richard entered the dining-room. Mrs. Dean, in
floating green draperies, was sitting with her back to him, next to his
father. He was sorry that he wouldn't see much of her face, but the
curve of her neck from behind and the way her dark hair was knotted were
calculated to afford considerable pleasure to an amateur of the
Beautiful. Also, to see her face might be so distracting, especially if
she smiled, that one might be struck motionless and forget to change the
plates. He greeted the company, put the plate down on the table, had the
satisfaction of seeing Mrs. Palmer take the burnt bit that had been on
the floor, and retired to the kitchen to reflect upon the smile that
Mrs. Dean had given him over her shoulder.

Laurence inquired if all was serene and they had remembered to put
slices of lemon for the caviare. Reassured on this point he turned to
his task of helping Margaret. The minced and steamed cock was turned out
of its basin and covered with a very professional sauce, the beans, well
tossed in butter, were dished up. Laurence was allowed to sprinkle
chopped parsley on the young potatoes, and the next course was ready.
The bell rang. Richard plunged at the dining-room door. Mr. Tebben, in
spite of instructions, had quite forgotten that he was to collect the
plates and hand them to Richard. Mrs. Tebben began to advocate a method
by which all plates would be passed to her and by her put on the
window-sill, whence they could be collected either at the end of dinner,
or by Richard going out into the garden and fetching them out through
the window. Richard, knowing that Margaret wanted to wash them for the
raspberries, was vainly trying to communicate with his mother when Helen
came to his aid and with kind firmness rescued the plates from her
hostess and passed them across the table to Mr. Tebben, who, recovering
his wits, gave them to Richard. The timbale, the vegetables and the hot
plates were placed before Mr. Tebben and Richard again retired.

'Come and have your caviare,' said Laurence, who was sitting on the
kitchen-table with the jar beside him. 'I never did believe in muzzling
oxes that tread corn, and heaven knows we've trodden enough to-day.
Margaret, you must be exhausted.'

'No, really not,' said Margaret, digging a knife into the caviare pot.
She wished she were if Laurence thought she ought to be. It would be
much more romantic to be pale and exhausted, but if one felt very well
and had a face flushed with the heat of the kitchen range, it was out of
the question.

'How goes the feast?' Laurence asked Richard. 'I bet your father has
forgotten to give them anything to drink. My people don't mind, but
Uncle Palmer is a thirsty bird. Let's go and look.'

The two young men approached the dining-room door and looked in. Mr.
Tebben had served the timbale and everyone was provided with vegetables,
but the glasses were dry. Richard went up to his father's chair.

'I say, father,' he said in a low voice, 'you remember we put the white
wine in the revolving bookcase just behind you. Shall I get it for you?'

Mr. Tebben, looking guilty, twirled the bookcase and took out a bottle.
Mrs. Dean refused wine and asked if she could have lemonade, or orange
juice. Margaret, who was behind Laurence, made a frantic face at him to
show there wasn't any.

'Control yourself, Mrs. Dean,' said her son. 'It damps everything if you
don't drink. Let me give you a finger of this excellent white wine, and
if you are bent on spoiling your evening I'll put some water in it.'

He did so, and was rewarded by a grateful look from Margaret.

'You boys make very good waiters,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Glad to see you
being useful, Laurence. I didn't know Mrs. Phipps cooked so well,
Winifred. Congratulations.'

'I think, Louise, that if you reflect you will remember that Mrs. Phipps
is at the Manor House to-night,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'She said you wanted
her. Margaret is doing her best.'

'Good girl,' said Mr. Palmer. 'An excellent dinner, excellent. Caviare
couldn't be better. Same that I gave you at Christmas, Rachel.'

'Of course Margaret didn't cook the caviare,' said Mrs. Tebben.

'No, no, of course not. Eat it raw, that's right. Or comes all ready
cooked, what? I don't know what this stuff is we're eating, but it's
excellent. Clever girl your Margaret. Why is Mrs. Phipps at the Manor
House, Louise? I've been telling that woman to get her teeth seen to for
the last ten years. No sense those people, no sense.'

'I can tell you why she won't have false teeth,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'It's
all Lucasta Bond's doing. She told them at the Women's Institute that
false teeth spell a ruined digestion.'

'Well, that's where her toes turn in,' said Laurence, who had
established himself as a species of compre to the dinner-party, leaning
against the dining-room door, with his fellow cooks hovering in the
background. 'False teeth spell false teeth, as Lady Bond will know to
her cost one day. There may be an anagram, but I doubt it.'

'Some day!' said Mrs. Palmer indignantly. 'Lucasta had all her teeth out
seven years ago.'

'Then she must speak of ruined digestions from personal experience,'
said Mr. Fanshawe. 'You are hard on her.'

'Heaven is my witness that I am not,' said Mrs. Palmer dramatically.
'When I think of Lucasta--Laurence, did you hear what has happened? She
is keeping the bull.'

'Is it a pub?' asked Laurence, interested.

'No, no, Laurence, the bull that we were expecting. Rushwater Rubicon,
that bull of Leslie's,' said Mr. Palmer.

'A story of a cock and a bull,' said Mr. Fanshawe.

'Or the Rape of Europa, as one might say,' added Mrs. Tebben, at which
Laurence and Richard exploded into a guffaw and fell away into the
kitchen to have their laugh out. Mr. Fanshawe and Mr. Tebben indulged in
the soundless hilarity peculiar to scholars. Mrs. Tebben, pleased at her
success, began to argue with Mrs. Palmer across the table about the
material required for the chorus's veils.

'What on earth are Richard and Laurence doing?' Mr. Fanshawe asked
Helen.

Helen looked round, and seeing her Aunt Louise deep in controversy with
Mrs. Tebben, she said:

'Aunt Palmer scrobbled Mrs. Tebben's Mrs. Phipps; it was rather unfair
of her, I think. Laurence told me about it before dinner. He found
Margaret doing the cooking this morning, and he thought she needed some
help so he is in the kitchen, he and Richard. It must be rather fun. I'm
not being jealous,' she added hastily, 'only feeling a bit out of it.
They do sound as if they were having such fun in the kitchen.'

'So they do,' said Mr. Fanshawe, as sounds of revelry came from the
other side of the door. 'But have you reflected how dull it would be for
me if you weren't here? You are a good girl, a very good girl. You will
probably find that just as l'apptit vient en mangeant,' said Mr.
Fanshawe, who had a remarkably good French accent, 'so it decreases by
not eating. _I.e._, don't be jealous the first time and you will
probably be less jealous the second.'

'I daresay that's true, if illogical.'

'Logic has nothing to do with it. Logic I keep for people I despise.
People I prize don't need it.'

Helen looked at him, but his face was as inscrutable as ever, and before
she could continue what was promising to be an interesting conversation,
she was addressed by her Uncle Palmer, who wanted a new audience for his
views on the Root Vegetables Bill, thus leaving Mrs. Tebben at liberty
to talk to her old tutor.

As she turned to address him the years fell away from Mrs. Tebben,
mother of two grown-up children; or if they did not, she felt that they
did, which comes to much the same thing. Again she was Winifred Ross,
that brilliant girl who wasn't exactly good-looking, but so nice. Again
her guest was, as indeed he had never ceased being and was still at the
present day, Mr. Fanshawe of Paul's.

'I can't tell you,' said Mrs. Tebben, whose hair was as usual in
straggling disorder, and who had forgotten to put on any powder, 'with
what tremendous interest I have followed your books. I have got them
all, those I can understand and those I can't. I want to ask you a very
great favour.'

'I will write my name in one of them with pleasure,' said Mr. Fanshawe,
who through long practice knew exactly what was coming. 'But let us talk
of something interesting, your own works. I have not had time to read
them all, but your little textbook on Intervaluations was, if I may say
so, a really lucid exposition of the subject. I may say without shame,
as it is not in my line, that I never began to understand the subject
clearly till I had read your book.'

'Oh, Mr. Fanshawe,' was all that Mrs. Tebben could say, just as Winifred
Ross might have done when her tutor had praised an essay.

'I hear that Richard is well thought of at Oxford,' he continued. 'I
know he behaved badly over Greats, but his tutor tells me he has brains.
What are his plans?'

Mrs. Tebben, enchanted to find her old tutor interested in her son,
poured out to Mr. Fanshawe all their hopes and fears for Richard, the
necessity for him to earn, their own ignorance of the world and what
strings to pull.

'In a way,' she continued in a lower tone, 'I wish the Deans weren't
here just this summer. It is so distracting and Richard ought to be
reading, but he is always at the Dower House. Helen is teaching him to
drive a car, and has improved his tennis wonderfully, and they are
always together, but it takes up so much of his time.'

'It won't do him any harm for a bit,' said Mr. Fanshawe, conscious of a
pang in his heart. 'And as for reading, it's a dog's job to read when
you don't know what you are reading for. I'd like to have a talk with
him.'

'Oh, how very kind of you. Gilbert! Gilbert! Will you ring the little
bell? We have quite finished, I think.'

Mr. Tebben rang, Richard appeared, collected the plates and brought in
the asparagus.

'I knew you'd forget the sauce,' said Laurence, following him with a
sauce-boat. 'This exquisite mousseline sauce, ladies and gentlemen, is
the joint work of Miss Margaret Tebben and myself. I suggested it and
she made it. On with the meal, let joy be unrefined.'

'What are you wearing, Laurence?' asked Mrs. Palmer, suddenly fixing him
with a glance.

'A barman's jacket, aunt.'

'Yes, I see that. I mean round your waist.'

'Well, as you have spotted it, my dear aunt, I may as well confess that
it is a bit of drapery or whatnot from your chorus, because I hadn't an
apron. I hope you don't mind, but I like to dress the part.'

Mrs. Palmer, who always found it impossible to scold her eldest nephew,
warned him not to dirty it. Mrs. Tebben said now she could show her
exactly how the veils ought to be cut.

'Your respected mamma,' said Laurence to Margaret, who was just
finishing her omelette, 'is telling my Aunt Palmer exactly where she
gets off at about the veils for the chorus.'

'Just warm the rum, will you,' said Margaret, pushing a saucepan towards
him. 'Yes, mother is a little like Mrs. Norris sometimes.'

As Laurence didn't answer, she wondered if he had perhaps never heard of
Miss Austen, blamed herself for the ungenerous thought, then, just to
make herself plain, added nervously, 'Miss Austen, I mean.'

'Well, it does my heart good to hear you say Miss Austen like that,'
said Laurence. 'Omelette ready? Right. Observe. I pour the rum over it.
People who say Jane or talk about Janeites revolt me. The sort that can
walk with kings and not lose that common touch. "Miss Austen to you" is
what I feel inclined to say. Now, where are the matches? Hi! Richard,
catch hold quickly.'

Richard's entrance with the flaming omelette was greeted with cries of
admiration. It was variously compared to the funeral ship of a Viking
(Mr. Tebben), that jolly kind of dish they used to do so well at that
little restaurant in Jermyn Street whose name he couldn't remember, but
everyone would know it (Mr. Palmer), a plum-pudding (Mrs. Dean, whose
simple point of view nearly made Richard swoon with adoration by its
exquisite, childlike quality), Guy Fawkes (Mrs. Tebben, who rather
wondered what she meant when she had said it), a motor-car on fire at
Brooklands (Helen), the Cities of the Plain (Mr. Fanshawe), and a rum
omelette (Mr. Dean).

Laurence, who had made and drunk two rum cocktails while the omelette
was in the making, felt obliged to explain to Richard and Margaret how
very funny his father had been.

'Though, mind you,' he said, 'it wasn't a rum omelette. I mean not rum
at all. A really good, ordinary omelette. And when I say ordinary, I
mean extraordinary. What do we do now?'

'Start washing-up,' said Margaret.

'No, I'll tell you what. Put all the washing-up things in the scullery
and clear the kitchen-table, and then while the grown-ups guzzle
raspberries we'll eat what's left. You wouldn't feel like making another
superb omelette, would you?'

'If you haven't drunk all the rum,' said Margaret a little tartly.

Richard hurried on the raspberries, gave a last respectful look at Mrs.
Dean's back, and the three cooks sat down to a feast of remains,
enlivened by more rum cocktails. Richard was longing for the moment when
they could join the ladies. Unfortunately, from his point of view, his
father happened to have some really good port, his one luxury, bought
from his old college, and in this he knew that Mr. Palmer would dearly
love to indulge in a gentlemanly way.

'Oh, my goodness, coffee!' exclaimed Margaret, as the sound of chairs
being scraped back reached them. 'Look, Richard, I'll make it now at
once, if you'll take it in, and then we might as well all go into the
drawing-room and leave the washing-up till later, or we'll never see the
party at all. I'll go and tidy myself as soon as I've made it.'

Richard hastily washed his hands at the sink, took a look at his hair
and picked up the tray with coffee and the Benedictine. He took it first
to the dining-room, where his father offered him a glass of port as one
man of the world to another, and Mr. Palmer invited him to hear the real
truth about Root Vegetables, but Richard excused himself, saying that he
had to take coffee to the ladies, and went to the drawing-room. Here, to
his chagrin, he found Mrs. Dean listening with such apparent intensity
to what Mrs. Tebben was saying to Mrs. Palmer about the veils, that he
had to talk to Helen. She, finding that, as Charles Fanshawe had said,
trying to be good made one a little bit better, did her best to
entertain Margaret's brother, but without much encouragement, for his
eyes and attention were wandering all the time. When Margaret and
Laurence came in, a shifting of seats took place, and Richard at last
found himself by Mrs. Dean who, looking like a wood-nymph (so Richard
considered) in her green dress, with a wreath of green leaves in her
hair, submitted with great fortitude to a very boring dissertation on
cricket averages. Presently the men came in. Mr. Tebben went to open the
window. Gunnar, suddenly materialising, leapt through it and
disappeared. Margaret crossed over to her father.

'I quite forgot to take the empty sherry glasses away,' she said. 'What
luck that Gunnar didn't break one.'

'It is an extraordinary thing,' said her father, 'but we left a glass of
sherry in here and it has gone. I mean the sherry, not the glass. Mrs.
Palmer didn't drink hers. Do you think it could be Gunnar?'

'It might be, daddy. You remember the day he ate the rest of the
pickles. He has such peculiar tastes for a cat, and he is so
inquisitive. Was it a nice dinner, daddy?'

'Perfectly delicious. We must have that omelette again. Could we, do you
think?'

Father and daughter looked at Mrs. Tebben who, Laurence's ex-apron in
her hand, was laying down the law to Mrs. Palmer.

'We might try,' said Margaret, thinking of the eggs and the rum that had
gone to that confection. She might even swallow her pride and ask
Laurence for the rest of the rum, if it would please daddy. 'Perhaps one
evening when we are alone? I'll just take these glasses away. Poor
Gunnar, he must be repenting his crime.'

The evening would have passed pleasantly enough if Mrs. Tebben had not
found it necessary to amuse her guests. She produced slips of paper and
pencils, and forced them to play games, which resolved themselves into a
trial of wits between herself, Mr. Fanshawe, Mr. Dean and Laurence, the
rest being nowhere. Mrs. Dean excused herself very cleverly without
giving a reason, and Margaret was only too glad to keep her company.
Richard, unused to so many rum cocktails, was inclined to be noisy and
boastful, and was only saved from making a nuisance of himself by Helen,
who took him under her wing and bullied him into good behaviour. Mr.
Fanshawe watching, wondered what she could see in young Tebben, and
resolved all the more to help him if he could. When Mrs. Dean at
half-past ten said they must really go home, Mrs. Tebben approached Mr.
Fanshawe.

'If I might ask what you so kindly promised,' she pleaded,
enigmatically.

'Which book shall I write in?' asked Mr. Fanshawe, pulling out a
fountain-pen and putting on his spectacles, thus destroying his
hostess's romantic treatment of the subject.

'They are all there,' said Mrs. Tebben, proudly waving her hand towards
a shelf. 'I have a peculiar fondness myself for your _Platonic
Liberalism_.'

'You may well have a peculiar fondness, for it is a peculiar book. Worst
I ever wrote,' said Mr. Fanshawe, in a disheartening way. 'If I had time
I'd rewrite it entirely. What shall I put in it?'

'That is for you to decide,' said Mrs. Tebben, nearly adding Matre.

'I can't say "For Mrs. Tebben from Charles Fanshawe", because I didn't
give it to you. How will this do?'

In a laboured, cuniform handwriting he inscribed on the fly-leaf,
'Charles Fanshawe wishes that he had given this book to his old pupil,
Mrs. Gilbert Tebben.'

'Oh, Mr. Fanshawe,' said his old pupil, overwhelmed.

'There is an amendment,' said Mr. Fanshawe, who was enjoying himself
vastly. Running his pen through the word 'old' he substituted 'former'.

'It would, of course look better if I had thought of it at first,' said
Mr. Fanshawe, removing his spectacles, 'but the English language is at
fault.'

'Gilbert! Gilbert!' cried Mrs. Tebben, 'look what Mr. Fanshawe has
written in his _Platonic Liberalism_. I really can't thank my old--or
shall I say former--tutor enough.'

'You take my point so quickly,' said Mr. Fanshawe, and then feeling that
he had really given Mrs. Tebben a long enough run for her money, he said
good night and followed Mrs. Dean and her party. Mrs. Palmer, still
unconvinced about the veils, took her husband away, and the Tebbens were
left alone.

'A great success, I think,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'They all enjoyed it
thoroughly. How slow the Palmers are at games. We shan't have anything
to finish up to-morrow except the raspberries. I had no idea there were
so many left in the garden. Mrs. Phipps might make us a summer pudding
with the rest of them. You know, that nice pudding we all like, when you
line a basin with bits of stale bread and soak it in fruit juice and
fill it up with fruit and breadcrumbs. She does that quite nicely.'

Richard said darkly that he wished Gunnar liked raspberries. This was
unfortunate, for it led to a command from his mother to search for
Gunnar, who might otherwise have been happily forgotten. As Gunnar did
not respond to cries of 'Milk' accompanied by the waving of a saucer,
nor 'Fish' (a deliberate lie on Richard's part), Mrs. Tebben felt at
liberty to worry about the washing-up.

'You and daddy go to bed, mummy,' said Margaret. 'Richard and I will see
to the glasses and things.'

'Well, don't tire yourself, dear,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Richard looks done
up. Mrs. Phipps must wash-up to-morrow. She always resents a morning
wash-up, but if she deserts me for Louise, she must take the
consequences.'

When Margaret went into the kitchen with the coffee cups, she found
Laurence, his coat off and his shirt sleeves rolled up, stoking the
kitchen fire with a very professional air, and Richard filling kettles.

'Your hot-water furnace seems to have died on us while we were
junketing,' said Laurence, 'so we are boiling kettles for the wash-up.
Though why one speaks of boiling a kettle, I don't know. The French in
their logical and unromantic way prefer to speak of boiling some water.'

'But I thought you had gone home,' said Margaret.

'He would have if he had any sense,' said Richard. 'I'm half asleep
myself. It's been a long day.'

'All right, go to bed,' said Laurence, 'and I'll give Margaret a hand.
Only make up that boiler thing first, because I can't get any sense out
of it, and you'll want hot baths to-morrow.'

Sleepily Richard stoked up the furnace, said good night, and went
staggering away to bed.

Margaret and Laurence wasted no time. Helped by an occasional drink
Laurence carried kettles, dried dishes, scoured saucepans, and by
half-past eleven the kitchen was clean and tidy. At twenty minutes to
twelve Margaret had had her first proposal.

'Oh, goodness, I'm tired,' she said. 'Thanks awfully, Laurence, for
helping, and good night. Is your car there?'

'Yes. Would you like a drive?'

'No, thank you. I am simply falling asleep on my feet.'

'Oh, lord!' said Laurence, looking into the dining-room, 'if we haven't
forgotten the dessert plates and the glasses. I'll get them out and it
won't take a minute.'

He got a tray, collected the glass and china, swept all the crumbs onto
the floor, and returned to the kitchen, where Margaret was sitting on a
chair, drooping with fatigue.

'My poor child,' said Laurence. 'You are all in. Have a drink.'

Margaret shook her head and tried to smile.

'Then I'll feed you with apricocks and dewberries, as many as the
guzzling blighters in the dining-room have left,' said Laurence, taking
a raspberry between his finger and thumb. 'Open your mouth. That's it.
Now another. You are just like a bird, Margaret, a small bird with a
large beak, waiting to be fed. No, that's not polite. A large bird with
a small beak. That doesn't sound much better. Anyway, a bird, and I
adore you.'

Margaret had been taking the raspberries obediently and mechanically,
sleepily enjoying being cared for, but now, to her horror, she saw
through sleep-glazed eyes Laurence's face getting larger and nearer
until it blotted out everything. She was enfolded and crushed. It was
not altogether unpleasant, looked at abstractedly, but through her
bewilderment and fatigue she remembered how lightly Laurence had treated
her and her people that day, and her honest resentment revolted against
his easy love-making.

'There, what was that like?' asked Laurence.

'Disgusting.'

'What?'

'Disgusting.'

'But why? I embrace you respectfully--note, I didn't even kiss you--and
you call it disgusting. I thought people liked being respectfully
embraced.'

'They may. I don't. You've been beastly all to-day and this puts the lid
on it.'

'But I'm asking you to marry me, and you call it beastly.'

'You haven't asked me to marry you, and everything is beastly and
horrible.'

'No, it isn't. It's divine. I ask you to marry me now, over the tongs or
per special licence, just as you prefer, because really, Margaret, I do
adore you extremely. My darling, I do.'

'How dare you,' said Margaret and got behind the kitchen-table. 'You
simply despise me and all of us and you shower groceries on us as if we
were the Workhouse Christmas Treat, and bring bottles of sherry because
you want a drink, as if we couldn't afford a bottle of sherry of our
own, and graciously let us keep the dregs for our guests, and just
because you are well-off you think you can be lordly to me about taking
a job, and how such an insensitive, selfish person as you came to be in
such a nice family I don't know. Oh, go away, I wish to goodness I'd
never seen you and I wish I'd never been born and I can't even cry.'

Her voice rose to a muffled wail on the last words, as she untied her
apron and flung it on the floor with a gesture that appeared to mean,
though with no particular reason, 'Now, tyrant, do your worst.'

'I see,' said Laurence. 'I've been tactless.'

'If you really cared for me you wouldn't need to think of tact. You'd
just have it.'

'Social sins are more difficult to condone than sins of the heart,' said
Laurence sententiously. 'I see I had better put on my coat and go home.
I suppose this trifling esclandre is not going to upset Aunt Palmer's
Hippolytus? That would be perhaps too much self-advertisement.'

'If you mean that I want anyone to know how beastly you've been, that's
where you're wrong,' said Margaret. 'I simply wouldn't trouble to let
them know, or really ever think of the matter again at all. It's all
those rum cocktails. To-morrow you'll have forgotten all about it. And
as for the play, if you'd taken the trouble to read it, instead of just
learning your own words like a parrot, which is all you are, you'd know
that Hippolytus and Phaedra are only once on the stage together and
don't speak, and as far as the play goes the audience wouldn't have an
idea of what was happening if it weren't for that horrible, idiotic,
interfering chorus. I hate them. I hate everybody.'

Worn out by the strain of a furious quarrel which had to be exhaustingly
conducted in hoarse whispers for fear of disturbing Mr. and Mrs. Tebben,
over-wrought after her long day, Margaret began to sniff.

'Oh, don't,' said Laurence. 'I don't mind your telling me off, but the
gulps and the chokes I cannot bear. Darling Margaret, let me comfort
you.'

Margaret walked in a dignified way to the kitchen door.

'Good night,' she said, with chilling disdain and impeded articulation,
and shut the door carefully behind her.

Laurence, with an uncomfortable feeling of guilt, a sentiment to which
he was almost a stranger, slowly turned down his shirt sleeves and put
on his coat. Just as he was wrestling with the back door, the kitchen
door opened again and Margaret looked in.

'I don't ever want to speak to you again, except in public,' she said,
'but don't make a noise as you go out. The back door is very stiff.
Here, you'd better let me do it.'

Sweeping past her rejected suitor she pulled back the safety catch and
opened the door. Laurence stepped over the threshold and stood in the
backyard, looking down on her.

'I could squash you to death, you enchanting bird,' he said.

'Oh,' said Margaret, and shut the door. She heard his footsteps cross
the yard, heard him start up his car and drive away. He was safely gone,
but she could not move. Leaning against the dresser she went through
again in her mind the horrible scene that had just taken place, altering
and improving some of her own remarks as she did so. To be called a bird
was perhaps the most melting, the most astounding thing that had ever
happened in the world. No one else could ever have been called a bird
before, or at least not in that voice. Enchanting bird. Oh, word of
magic, of freedom, of bliss, of old life forgotten, new life begun. Oh
moon, oh nightingales, oh love. Oh, arrows of desire.

The kitchen alarm, which had been set by Mrs. Phipps to twelve o'clock
to remind her to call Phipps to his dinner, did not know the difference
between noon and midnight, and suddenly went off. Margaret, roused from
her trance by the need for action, leapt on it and stifled it. Then she
went up to her room and looked out of the window, till a bray from
Modestine and the distant voice of Gunnar, unmelodious in the charmed
night, roused her to go to bed.

                 *        *        *        *        *

A few minutes earlier Modestine, lounging about in the little shed down
in the field that was his summer quarters, saw two points of fire
approach.

'I suppose that's you as usual,' he said ungraciously to Gunnar. 'What's
the news?'

'Nothing particular,' said Gunnar, settling himself on some old sacks.
'The usual dull evening. The people from the Dower House came to dinner.
Now, there they do keep a good kitchen. Chicken nearly every day, so the
cat there tells me, young Kitty Dean.'

'I daresay,' said Modestine. 'Some like chicken, some don't. I don't.'

'Know what I did to-night?' asked Gunnar.

Modestine only went on chewing some grass.

'Drank all their sherry,' said Gunnar, who needed no encouragement to
talk about himself. 'They left it in the drawing-room while they ate
chicken in the dining-room. Never offered me chicken, so I drank their
sherry.'

'Was it good?' asked Modestine. 'I don't hold with sherry. Give me a
nice pail of water, or a good green pond, and I'm perfectly satisfied.'

'Ignorant, that's what you are,' said Gunnar, 'and prejudiced.
Vegetarians always are. I daresay you'd wear Jaeger underclothes if you
had the chance. The sherry was poor, very poor. Mere cat-lap. Now, give
me a saucer of milk and I know where I am.'

'Young Richard was calling "Fish" for you,' said Modestine.

'They don't catch me that way. You need to be up to their tricks, I can
tell you, my good ass.'

'Don't call me your good ass.'

'Well, what shall I call you?' asked Gunnar, slowly stretching himself
and walking round in an annoying way. 'Nice little donkey that takes
little girls for rides every day? I'd like to see them try to make me
take that Jessica for a ride.'

'I don't mind Jessica,' said Modestine, edging a little nearer to
Gunnar. 'She gives me sugar. But if they put me in that donkey-cart
again, I'll kick it to pieces, I will. I'll smash it to matchboard, and
I'll throw old Mother Tebben over the hedge, and I'll kick old Tebben to
death and join the army.'

'Oh, yeah?' said Gunnar, sitting down and staring rudely.

'Yeah,' said Modestine at the top of his voice and he trod on Gunnar's
tail.

Gunnar with a shriek and a crackle of curses sped away into the night,
while Modestine laughed quietly, and went on chewing.




                                  VII
                         THE DAY OF MISFORTUNES


The following day was so dreadful that Susan, who participated in some
of its more unnerving moments, christened it The Day of Misfortunes, and
as such it was for ever after known in the Dean family. To begin with it
was Sunday. During the night the fine weather had broken. The
thermometer had gone down ten degrees and the world was shrouded in
steady, hopeless rain. At the Manor House the Palmers' cook overslept
herself. Breakfast, always an hour later on Sundays, was an hour and
seven minutes late, which annoyed Mr. Palmer inexpressibly. He was a
stickler for punctuality, and as he always woke at the same hour, he
detested having to wait for his breakfast once a week. At half-past nine
he was at the breakfast-table. The lamps were lighted under the
sluggard's friend, plates were warming, but no dishes of eggs or
sausages were keeping hot. He rang the bell. Sparrow appeared.

'What's happened to breakfast?' he asked.

'I am sorry, sir,' said Sparrow, 'that Mrs. Heeling overlooked the hour
this morning. Having been wakeful with the toothache, as I understand,
she in fact overslept herself. She is endeavouring her utmost to make up
for lost time, sir. In fact, I think I hear her At It.'

He stepped without undue haste to the service hatch, behind which an
unseen agent was scrabbling. Opening it he took out two silver dishes
and placed them on the sideboard. While he put the coffee on the table,
Mr. Palmer lifted the lids.

'What does she want to skin the sausages for?' he asked angrily. 'They
burst all over the place and look like nothing on earth.'

'I am sure I couldn't say, sir.'

'Louise,' said Mr. Palmer to his wife as she came in, 'I wish you'd tell
Mrs. Heeling not to skin the sausages. I like a sausage that is a
sausage. Sleep well?'

'No.'

'Nor did I. Worried about that bull. Worried. Good Lord, here's a letter
from Bond in the paper about the Root Vegetables Bill. They'll print
anything nowadays, anything. Sparrow! Has the bull come?'

'I couldn't say, sir, but I can inquire.'

Before Mr. Palmer had finished annoying his wife by reading aloud Lord
Bond's letter very indistinctly with his own running comments, Sparrow
returned.

'I regret to say, sir, that the bull has not arrived, and they are of
the opinion that he will not travel on Sunday owing to the amount of
traffic on the road.'

'If Alured Bond would stop being in the House of Lords and writing
letters to the papers, and would have a telephone put in at Staple
Park,' said Mrs. Palmer, 'he wouldn't be such a fool as he is. But I
suppose that is impossible. Sparrow, where are the cigarettes?'

Sparrow blenched slightly.

'I will get them from the boudoir, madam,' he said, making for the door.

'No, no,' said Mr. Palmer, 'there was a new box of a hundred in here,
only opened yesterday or the day before.'

'I think, sir,' said Sparrow deprecatingly, 'that Mr. Laurence may have
been At Them.'

'Been at them? He can't smoke a hundred cigarettes in a day. What do you
mean?'

'It was not so much that he smoked them, sir, as that he took possession
of them, as it were. Mr. Laurence come here yesterday before lunch in a
great hurry and said had I any cigarettes. Not wishing to offer him
those I keep for my own use, which are Junior Whifflets, sir, and not
what Mr. Laurence would fancy, I thought you would not mind if he helped
himself from your box.'

'Well, he seems to have helped himself _to_ the box,' said Mrs. Palmer.
'And he took some drapery out of the barn. Did he take anything else,
Sparrow?'

'Now you come to mention it, madam, he did,' said Sparrow, with an air
of great candour.

'Well, what?' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Am I to hear that he took the Women's
Institute collecting box?'

'Oh, no, madam,' said Sparrow, shocked. 'It was only that bottle of
Benedictine that we had up on Friday, and Mrs. Heeling did say something
about a tin of asparagus. I think, madam, that Mr. Laurence was
contemplating some sort of outdoor entertainment, a fresco meal as you
might say.'

'Well, heaven help him if that's his idea of food for a picnic,' said
Mrs. Palmer. 'Fred, I grudge your nephew nothing, but if he is going to
treat us as the Army and Navy Stores I must draw the line.'

'Quite right, Louise, quite right. Sparrow, if Mr. Laurence wants to go
for another picnic, send him to me.'

'Very good, sir,' said Sparrow and made his escape.

'Louise, what is a seven-letter word meaning "the most eternal"?' asked
Mr. Palmer, who had never managed to finish a crossword puzzle in his
life, but much enjoyed the mental exercise. 'I've got
E-blank-E-blank-E-blank-blank.'

'Say it again.'

'E-blank-E-blank-blank--no, _blank_ only--E-blank-blank.'

'I can't possibly tell unless I see it. What is it, Sparrow?'

'Excuse me, madam, but Mrs. Heeling thinks you would wish to know that
there was no raspberries sent in this morning, and young Patten says Mr.
Laurence had them.'

'Well, it's exactly the sort of thing I wouldn't wish to know on a
Sunday morning when nothing can be done about it. Fred, you must send
word to Patten that Laurence is not to have the raspberries without
asking.'

'No, no, he mustn't. Wonder why some fellow can't invent a raspberry
without seeds. Get under your plate and hurt like blazes. You don't
think it could be Element, do you, Louise?'

'What could be?'

'A seven letter word meaning "the most eternal".
E-blank-E-blank-E-blank-blank.'

'Pardon me, sir, I think Everest might fulfil the required conditions,'
said Sparrow.

'Everest, eh? All right, I'll put it down, but it doesn't seem to make
sense. Oh, yes, so it does. Well, Sparrow, tell Patten Mr. Laurence is
not to have any raspberries. Is Thomas preaching to-day, Louise?'

'I don't know. Is the Rector preaching, Sparrow?'

'Such is his intentions, madam, but the Reverend Moxon is to be ready to
perform in case of need. Miss Thomas has just phoned up, madam, to ask
if you could call for her and the Rector.'

Mrs. Palmer looked out of the window at the grey dripping world and
ordered the car to come a little earlier, so that they might pick up Dr.
Thomas and his daughters. She was distinctly annoyed with her favourite
nephew. The borrowing of the drapery she had condoned when Laurence was
there, but in his absence his crimes looked graver. As her thoughts went
back to the previous night, and Laurence's appearance as a habitu of
the Tebbens' kitchen, a lurid light began to dawn on her. It was her
asparagus, her Benedictine, her cigarettes, that had fed the party, her
raspberries on which they had feasted so profusely. And Fred had said
that the caviare was the same that he had given to his sister at
Christmas. Not for a moment did she suspect Mrs. Tebben of being a party
to what was a very questionable use of other people's property; she knew
that Winifred was capable of eating roast peacock at her own table, when
really interested in conversation, without noticing it or having the
faintest idea where it came from. But towards the innocent Margaret her
thoughts were not friendly. Margaret appeared to her to be using
Laurence as a catspaw. The boy was probably going through one of his
infatuations and Margaret was taking advantage of it. Had it not been
for the Hippolytus, Mrs. Palmer would have had no scruples in tackling
her on the subject of letting Laurence, Fred's and her heir, make a fool
of himself, but she could hardly afford to offend her Phaedra with the
performance only a week off and the final dress rehearsal to come. If
only she had not given in weakly to Winifred; if only she had let Phyl
or Dolly Thomas take the part. If only she had not asked Laurence to
take a week of his holidays just now on account of her play. She could
only hope that when it was over and the young people less thrown
together, that the affair would simmer down. Laurence's affairs, in her
experience, usually did.

The car came to the door. Mr. Palmer did not improve his wife's state of
mind by keeping her waiting while he looked through the dictionary for
all the words beginning GRA.

'It's an extraordinary thing, Louise,' he said, as they drove to the
Rectory, 'but whenever Thomas preaches it rains. I don't know if you've
noticed it. I wish I knew about that bull. John can't take his time off
till we know for certain if he is coming or not, and it's all most
inconvenient. Could the word be GRAZED, do you think? The clue is,
"Would you be called this when you are in your last home?" Grazed
doesn't seem to fit in somehow.'

By pretending not to hear, Mrs. Palmer managed to keep her temper till
they got to the Rectory, where Miss Dolly, in gum boots and a
mackintosh, was standing at the gate.

'It's awfully good of you to fetch father,' she said. 'Phyl has him all
ready. When he saw the rain he thought he'd let Mr. Moxon preach, but
Phyl and I can't stand Moxon, so we promised father you'd take him in
the car. I hope you don't mind. I had to go down to the church and do
the flowers this morning because father was so interesting last night
that we forgot about it. Wasn't it shocking? Your nice niece was here,
and she and father read Greek aloud to us. Here he comes, the dear old
soul.'

Dr. Thomas came down the flagged walk on Miss Thomas's arm. As the day
was chilly he had been wrapped in a large shepherd's plaid, and looked
like a picture of a famous Edinburgh professor. With many courteous
thanks and apologies he was helped into the car by his elder daughter
and the chauffeur.

'Come along, Phyl, or we'll be late,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Are you coming,
Dolly?'

'I'd disgrace you in these togs,' said Miss Dolly in a voice already
affected by her father's proximity. 'I'll walk. Do me good,' and she
strode off by the short cut across the field.

Dr. Thomas was safely delivered at the vestry door, where Miss Thomas
unwound him from his plaid. The Palmers went to the Manor House pew, a
comfortable, old-fashioned square box, commanding an excellent view of
the congregation.

                 *        *        *        *        *

About six o'clock that morning Susan and Robin had gone over to the
Manor House farm, where they made the enchanting discovery that a bull
might be expected during the day. If Mr. Palmer could have heard the
hearty partisanship with which they entered into John the cowman's
denunciation of Lady Bond's infamous conduct, it would have done his
heart good.

'I call her a stinking hog,' said Robin. 'Will he have a ring in his
nose, John?'

'Yes, Mr. Robin, but there won't be much need for the rope; he's a
sweet-tempered chap so long as he isn't crossed.'

'I bet I could jump on his back and hold on to his horns,' said Robin.

'The last man as tried that got his back broken for his trouble,' said
John. 'You and Miss Susan had better keep right away from him. When he's
in the half-acre paddock, nice and safe behind the wire, that's the time
to see him.'

'When is he coming, John?' asked Susan.

'Well, miss, I couldn't rightly say. Her ladyship did by rights have
ought to have sent him over yesterday from Staple Park, but she didn't,
and your uncle was fair put out. He said to me it wasn't likely her
ladyship would let the bull come over to-day, because of the traffic,
but there's something tells me we'll be seeing him march in some time
this afternoon. They can bring him by the lanes all the way. And my old
woman had a stranger in her tea last night, a great big one.'

'There's a boy at school called Morland,' said Robin, 'that can look a
bull between the eyes and the bull is mesmerised.'

'I'd like to see him do it,' said Susan scornfully. 'I bet he's only
boasting. Isn't it a pity we can't have a bull-fight? I could ride
Modestine and you could bicycle, and I'd have Jessica's red flannel
dressing-gown and throw it over his head, and Modestine would get
gored.'

'No, you don't, Miss Susan,' said John, alarmed. 'If either of you young
ladies and gentlemen goes a step nearer than I say, I'll tell your aunt
of you.'

The project was regretfully abandoned, but Susan and Robin went home in
such good spirits that even being caught by Nanny, who had views about
what she called 'them vicious cows', and being forced to have a bath
before breakfast, did not damp them. Even church became a thing to be
contemplated with equanimity as a way of passing the time till the bull
came marching in.

Mr. Fanshawe had had an early breakfast and gone for a walk, Mrs. Dean
did not come down, and Laurence had not appeared, when Susan and Robin
joined their father, Helen, and Betty in the dining-room.

Mr. Dean inquired whether his family had any plans for the afternoon.
Helen proposed to overhaul part of her car and give Richard a lesson.
Betty was going to tea with Mrs. Tebben. Mr. Dean said that Mrs. Palmer
wanted some of them to go over to the Manor House for tea, so Jessica
might ride if it wasn't too wet, and the rest of them could walk.

'We'll be having the car for your mother to go to church,' he said.
'Anyone who likes can drive. I'm going to walk.'

Susan and Robin preferred to bicycle, however wet, so Helen said she
would go with her father. Betty was being an agnostic at the moment, so
no one asked her, for fear she should feel called upon to bore them.

When the others had finished, Helen lingered behind in case Laurence
came down. When he did he looked so low that Helen saw something was
wrong. She kissed him and provided porridge and cream. When he had eaten
his porridge in silence he went over to the sideboard to inspect the
food. From this strategic position, away from the light, his back to the
room, he addressed his sister, asking her whether she knew what it felt
like to be a fool. Helen said she did.

'Rotten, isn't it?'

'Why don't you tell Charles, whatever it is. He is awfully kind and
helpful.'

'I don't know if I ought to. It isn't all my trouble.'

'Could you tell me?' asked Helen hopefully.

'I don't suppose you could understand.'

'I could listen.'

Laurence, having put a pining lover's portion of bacon, sausages, fried
eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms on his plate, sat down at the table.

'Coffee, please,' he said.

Helen poured it out and brought his cup round to him. When she had set
it down she stood behind him, gently ruffling his hair.

'I'm glad you don't have your hair slinky, like Richard's,' she said.
'He seemed to have his hair on his mind last night.'

'It's about all he does have,' said Laurence morosely.

'Was he a bore in the kitchen last night?'

'Fairly. Did you hear me come in last night?'

'Yes. You were late, so I supposed you had stopped on at the Tebbens'.'

'I was helping Margaret to wash-up. Richard couldn't take his rum
omelette like a man and had to go to bed.'

'Was it nice washing-up?' asked Helen, her hands still busy among her
brother's thick hair.

'Nice! If you call being turned down nice!'

Helen's hands were suddenly still.

'You might as well go on rumpling me, I like it,' said Laurence. 'I
suppose I'd overdone the rum myself a bit. Anyway, I asked Margaret to
marry me, or I meant to. All that happened was that I revolted her. And
now there's Aunt Louise's blasted Hippolytus to be got through. I don't
suppose she'll ever look at me again.'

Helen was glad that Laurence couldn't see her face. She could not trust
her voice, and her knees felt like water. That Laurence had actually
proposed was something unexpected. That Margaret should have refused
him, incredible. She hardly knew whether to be grateful to her for
turning Laurence down, or very angry with her for giving him pain. It
appeared to her that her duty, the one essential thing, was to help
Laurence. If he wanted to marry Margaret, she must be forced to the
altar. If he had taken his dismissal for good, he must be comforted. Her
attitude to Margaret would depend on her brother. She sat down by him
and could find nothing to say.

'Well, it's no good talking about it,' said Laurence, and for ten
minutes told his sister about the evening; how hard Margaret had worked
and how enchanting she looked; how she was tired and he had tried to
cheer her up and was rebuffed. As he told his story, laying indignant
emphasis on her scorn of his comfort, Helen began to falter. To
Laurence's very quick friendships and casual love affairs she was used,
and had spent a good deal of time making friends, for his sake, with
young women with whom she had little in common, whose names she forgot
as soon as they and Laurence had lightly parted company. But Margaret
wasn't quite of Laurence's world. She belonged more to the world of
their parents, when girls took things more seriously. Helen, as her
mother said to Charles Fanshawe, had never cared for a young man except
as a companion, and almost fiercely aloof herself, she began to feel
sorry for a girl, after all only a very young girl, not much older than
Betty, who had perhaps liked Laurence and then had it all spoilt for her
by his selfish haste.

'If anyone proposed to me as off-hand as that, in my own kitchen and on
a diet of rum,' she said, attempting to speak easily, 'I'd throw a
spanner at him.'

'She did, metaphorically,' said Laurence. 'And the worst of it is that I
care so much. Last night I felt I was rather the Bold Baron, and
sauntered away with a word of badinage on my lips. But when I got home
and put the car away I felt like hell. I nearly came up to tell you, but
I didn't. Then I felt hellish all night, and this morning it's like the
Morgue. When I woke up I wished I were dead, or that this ghastly play
were over and I could go back to London. I say, Helen, you couldn't say
anything to her, could you? I simply daren't.'

The last splinter of ice melted in Helen's heart as she said she would
do what she could.

'I can't exactly go and ask her to marry you,' she said, 'but if I can
say a word I'll say it. And I'll tell you what, I might be specially
nice to Richard. He's a bit of a strain sometimes, but Margaret is
awfully fond of him, and if she sees him having a good time with the car
and enjoying himself, she might look more favourably on the family. And
Betty is going to tea with Mrs. Tebben and will simply adore talking
about Oxford, and that will all make a good impression.'

'That's perfect of you. I don't believe that the family will be much
help, but one might try. I really don't know what I'd have done unless
I'd had someone to talk to,' said Laurence, giving his sister a hearty
hug and hitting her on the back. They went into the hall, and met Mr.
Fanshawe, just coming in.

'I've been for a tramp,' he said, 'and I'm just going to get into
respectable clothes and take your mother to church.'

He went upstairs. A bad night and a six-mile tramp had not in the least
helped him to forget that Helen took an interest in young Tebben. On the
landing he ran into Betty, who was carrying a pile of books. Several of
them fell on the floor.

'Sorry,' said Mr. Fanshawe, stooping. 'My fault, I wasn't looking where
I was going. I'll pick them up. Are you coming to church? Marcus
Aurelius, Emerson, Tolstoi? Is it a holiday task?'

'I find conventional religion of no use to me,' said Betty. 'Going to
church is merely a drug and doesn't exercise the mind. I prefer
something that makes me think.'

'Of course if Emerson does that, you are doubtless right,' said Mr.
Fanshawe, automatically dropping into the courteous manner he reserved
for his pupils. He pursued his way to his room, reflecting with sorrow
that it would be at least four years before Betty could stop being a
prig.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Breakfast at Lamb's Piece was not without incident. Mrs. Tebben was
roused at eight o'clock by a banging at the back door. She hurried down
in a dressing-gown to find Mrs. Phipps waiting severely in the yard.

'I'm sure I didn't want to disturb you, mum,' said Mrs. Phipps, 'but the
safety catch was down on the back door. Of course if I'd known you
wasn't wanting me so early I needn't have come. I'd have been glad
enough of a lay in bed.'

'Did you have a nice time at the Manor House?' asked Mrs. Tebben
brightly.

'Mrs. Palmer didn't want me for the whole evening after all, so I could
have come if you'd only let me know. I said to Phipps, "If Mrs. Tebben
knew I was free she'd be on the doormat like a shot wanting me to come
up to her place." I knew you'd be missing me.'

'Well, we managed splendidly and Miss Margaret cooked a lovely supper.
Your cock was so nice. And you'll find the kitchen all clean.'

The implacable Mrs. Phipps did some sotto voce grumbling about people in
her kitchen, and began to get breakfast.

'We seem to have a great deal of bread and crumbs on the floor,' said
Mr. Tebben, eating his too softly boiled egg.

This was unfortunately overheard by Mrs. Phipps as she brought in the
marmalade which she had forgotten and resented being reminded of. She
explained that she was give to understand that the young ladies and
gentlemen had tidied up last night, and when those that weren't brought
up to it did it, it would better have been left alone. And what was she
to do with the rum?

'The rum?' said Mrs. Tebben. 'But we never had any.'

Mrs. Phipps brought in a bottle, two-thirds empty, and banged it down on
the revolving bookcase, saying she dessaid it had walked there of
itself.

'But how on earth did rum get here?' asked Mrs. Tebben again.

'Laurence brought it down to make an omelette,' said Margaret. 'I did
tell you last night, mummy, he had brought some things for the party.'

'What else did he bring?' asked Mr. Tebben.

'Only some sherry, daddy, and some cigarettes and the asparagus. Oh, and
the liqueur and the almonds. That was all, except the raspberries and
some cream. We ate all our raspberries at lunch.'

Mr. Tebben looked curiously at his daughter. He, also, felt that
Laurence was perhaps presuming too much, but as he never interfered with
his children if he could possibly help it, he said nothing.

'Will you harness Modestine for me, dear boy,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'I'll
have to drive to church. Perhaps you will come with me, and Margaret and
your father will walk.'

Rather to her surprise Richard, instead of his usual sulks, consented
with a fairly good grace, only stipulating that he should have Modestine
in the afternoon as Jessica would not be having her morning ride. When
Mrs. Tebben drove to church it was always necessary to start early, so
that Modestine could be put up in Mr. Pollett's shed, behind the shop.
Wearing the shameful hat and mackintosh, with a waterproof carriage rug
over her knees and holding a large umbrella, she made her progress up
the hill, past the Woolpack and down the street to the church. Here she
got out, while Richard, who had dutifully walked at his enemy's head,
took him down to the shop and stabled him. As he returned, the Manor
House and the Dower House motors were disgorging their occupants, Susan
and Robin were parking their bicycles in the lych-gate, much to Mr.
Phipps's annoyance, and Margaret with her father came up on foot.
Laurence was hanging about, waiting for a sign from Margaret who, with
great skill, managed not to include him in her greeting to the family.
Laurence, anxious to turn the knife in the wound, deserted the Dower
House pew, which was just behind the Tebben family, for the Manor House
pew. From this point of vantage he could embarrass Margaret and make
himself miserable by looking at her all through the service. Mrs. Palmer
looked grimly at her nephew as he sat himself down between her and his
uncle, but she could not scold him in church and he was quite
unconscious that she was in any way annoyed.

Margaret was so conscious of Laurence's gaze, fixed on her in a way that
she felt the whole congregation must notice, that she could hardly think
of anything else. She was not at all sure whether she liked or hated
him, but if she hated him she would like it to be clear that he could
not sit in the Palmers' pew staring at her, Sunday after Sunday. He had
such a very nice face and its present harassed appearance smote her to
the heart. If he behaved again as impertinently as he did last night,
she would have her wits about her and tell him exactly what she thought
of him, though what she did think was far from clear to her. The only
thing she was really certain of was that she wished they could have the
scene over again. She would either be more cruel or more kind. It would
indeed be pleasant to be more kind. She decided to speak to Laurence
after church, coolly, but quite nicely, as a woman of the world might
speak to a presuming boy.

Mr. Moxon, whom the Misses Thomas so disliked, was a breezy young man
with a great belief in words, especially his own. He was scoutmaster of
the Worsted Boy Scouts and was devoted to Boys in the abstract. He had
run a club for them in the East End before he came to Worsted and went
to a Boys' Camp every summer. About individual boys he was not very
intelligent, but Boys in the lump were meat and drink to him. He rattled
optimistically through his part of the service and helped his aged
Rector up the pulpit steps with an obtrusive deference that made Miss
Dolly Thomas shake her fist at him in secret. Dr. Thomas's age and
learning, his benevolent disposition, had made him much loved by his
flock, who listened with affectionate toleration to his learned sermons.
While he disported himself like Leviathan among Greek and Hebrew
references, Mr. Palmer, who had long ago given up trying to hear the
Rector, began to read the prayer book. Suddenly Laurence felt his uncle
stiffen, as if he were a pointer who had noticed an uncommonly good
piece of game. His uncle dug him in the leg. He turned. Mr. Palmer was
holding out a book and signing to him to pass it to Mrs. Palmer.
Laurence did so. Mrs. Palmer looked at it, raised her eyes in question,
and shook her head, once in despair of guessing what her husband meant,
and again to tell him to keep quiet. To Laurence's alarm his uncle then
formed with elaborate shapings of his mouth and a loud whisper the
letters G-R-A-V-E-N. Mrs. Palmer, after considering the possibility of
her husband having suddenly gone mad, then realised that Graven was the
word that had nearly made them late for church. She frowned angrily at
her husband and turned her head away. By the time the service had come
to an end her annoyance with him had reached such a pitch that
Laurence's misdeeds were entirely forgotten. If anything else were
needed to put Laurence and his affairs well in the background, it was
the conduct of Susan and Robin, who had good voices and good ears and
took a second to the hymns in the manner of Mr. Frank Churchill,
slightly, but correctly, to the great surprise of their neighbours.

It was in the churchyard after the service that the first Great
Misfortune took place, when Dr. Thomas introduced his curate to Mrs.
Dean, who with mistaken amiability asked him to come back to lunch. Mr.
Moxon said that would be simply ripping, and he'd love to have a talk
with the Young People. They always, he said, as he got into the car,
where he and Mr. Dean stood, uncomfortably bent at a right angle, both
refusing to take the seat next to Mrs. Dean, came to him in all their
difficulties. Rachel called Laurence to come with them, but he said he
would walk. Lingering near the gate he hoped for a word with Margaret,
just to say that if she would let him come to tea, or go for a walk with
her, there was a great deal he could explain. Margaret came out, her
head very high, walked straight past him, and went home to do as much
crying as could be done before lunch without rousing attention.

Lunch at the Dower House fell alive into the hands of Mr. Moxon.
Worsted, Mr. Moxon said, was the most delightful place and Dr. Thomas an
absolute saint. The scouts were not yet perhaps all they might be, but
they got together jolly well. It was marvellous, he said, how by merely
allowing the spirit of fellowship to pour into you, all things became
possible. Robin who, usually very sweet-tempered and tolerant, had taken
a violent and well grounded dislike to the curate at sight, muttered
that fellowship wouldn't milk a cow. Mr. Moxon pounced on him, cheerily
forced him to repeat his words, and laughed heartily. That, he said, was
exactly what fellowship would do. When his boys' club went to Kent for
their holiday camp none of them could milk. By the end of the week,
owing to the wonderful spirit of fellowship prevailing among them, three
of them, splendid boys whose fathers were out of work, were accomplished
milkers, and if the camp had gone on longer he had no doubt that the
whole fifty would have acquired the art. Susan said she was sorry for
the cows and had to be suppressed by a look from her father. Mr. Moxon
said he would take lemonade if it was all the same to Mr. Dean. Not, he
said, that he had any personal objection to alcohol, for he always
thought that the sin lay rather in the abuse of strong drink than in its
use. He himself, he said, took a glass of beer as readily as any man,
but for the sake of the Boys, he never took anything stronger.

Mr. Fanshawe said 'Ha,' and helped himself to a very strong whisky and
soda, a drink which he rarely touched.

Mr. Moxon, his eyes streaming with tears owing to too much horse-radish
sauce, said how delightful it was to see the whole family at church and
that was what he called practical fellowship.

'Not quite all really,' said Rachel, apologetically. 'You see my second
boy is in India and the twins are at sea, though, of course, they have
to attend prayers, but the times being different make us not all be at
church at the same moment, and Jessica isn't really old enough to enjoy
it and Betty doesn't go.'

'And why does not Miss Betty go?' asked Mr. Moxon, who had washed the
horse-radish away with lemonade. 'We must open the gates of fellowship
wider for her.'

'To anyone who thinks and reads,' said Betty, staring at Mr. Moxon as if
he were in a cage, 'religion is useless. Every intelligent person has
grown out of religion now. One has to go of course, as a matter of
convention from time to time, but it means nothing. And as for
fellowship, I am an Individualist.'

'Betty is also a disciple of Marcus Aurelius,' said Mr. Fanshawe
gravely.

Mr. Moxon said that as a 'Varsity man himself he must of course have a
fellow feeling for that Fine Old Pagan, and he and Miss Betty must have
a really rousing argument someday. Betty looked balefully at him and
made no answer beyond an unpleasant curling of the lip, a trick which
she had brought to perfection before her glass. Mr. Fanshawe asked if
Marcus Aurelius were a University man, and when Mr. Moxon laughingly
denied any special knowledge, Mr. Fanshawe said it was the use of the
word 'myself' that had confused him. Mr. Moxon said that there were men
at his dear old Alma Mater who held as broad views as any, but all were
inspired by fellowship. Mr. Fanshawe inquired what particular Alma Mater
Mr. Moxon affected, and on hearing that it was extra-collegiate said
'Ha' again, in a way that temporarily froze the guest.

Mr. Dean, feeling that his duty as a host was, however unwillingly, to
protect his guest, diverted the conversation to South American
engineering works. Mr. Moxon had been for two months in the Argentine.
He had studied the whole question ('what question?' asked Laurence,
unheard) and had come to the conclusion that fellowship would solve
everything.

'But you can't have fellowship with natives,' said Susan. 'One has to
shoot them if they are too troublesome. One tried to murder daddy in his
tent so he shot him. It went against the grain, but he had to.'

Mr. Moxon, who had never before sat at a murderer's table, said he was
grieved to hear it, but things were better now, implying, to the fury of
the young Deans, that their father's departure had considerably raised
the moral tone of the place. Mr. Moxon said he would like Mr. Dean to
come down and talk to the scouts and bring the little chap (at which
Robin scowled). Several of his lads, he said, were pretty good with the
gloves and would give the young man a rousing bout. He hoped the lad
(his ingenuity in finding names for Robin made that young gentleman sulk
violently) would come to camp with them next summer. They went over to
Staple Park and camped in Lady Bond's barn, where they had a jolly
camp-fire and sing-songs every night, which he was sure our young friend
would thoroughly enjoy. He must, he said, be getting along now, and had
had a simply ripping time.

'It has been so nice to see you,' said Rachel, adding in desperation,
'but we are all going away, I am afraid, for ever so long, I don't quite
know where. Would you like to be run down to the village?'

Mr. Moxon laughingly replied that Shanks's mare was his favourite steed
and the young people nowadays seemed to have forgotten what a real good
tramp meant, and so departed.

'I never thought I would live to hear anyone really say Shanks's mare,'
said Susan. 'I say, Betty, you blipped him jolly well.'

'I simply spoke as I felt,' said Betty.

'I do not know,' said Mr. Fanshawe, 'why young men who selflessly devote
their time and energy, and in many cases their means, to that very noble
task of organising and helping boys less happily placed than themselves,
should almost invariably be conceited bores.'

By the time Mrs. Dean had had a rest and everyone had more or less got
over Mr. Moxon, the rain had stopped and Richard arrived with Modestine.
Mr. Dean and Laurence were working, Betty had gone to Lamb's Piece, so
Mrs. Dean and Mr. Fanshawe decided to walk to the Manor House, while
Nanny led Modestine with Jessica on her back.

'You'd better come too, Richard,' said Susan, as she and Robin got onto
their bicycles, 'you might see the bull.'

'Uncle Fred said the bull wouldn't be here to-day,' said Helen, 'and I'm
going to show Richard how to mend a bit of the car.'

'Well, John has a feeling that he will. He gets feelings about cows and
bulls and they're usually right.'

'All right, Richard and I will come as far as the park, and then we'll
go back.'

Richard attached himself to Mrs. Dean, who seemed to him somehow even
more exquisite in tweeds than she did in her summer dresses, while Helen
and Mr. Fanshawe sauntered behind, and Susan and Robin skirmished round
Modestine on their bicycles.

'Let's go for a good tramp,' said Mr. Fanshawe to Helen, 'instead of
sitting at the Palmers'.'

'Yes, do let's. Oh, but I forgot, there's the car. I promised I'd show
Richard how to take a bit of her down. What about after tea?'

Mr. Fanshawe agreed, but he felt chilly and grown old.

Just before they reached the lane to the Manor House they heard
shouting. Susan and Robin, violently excited, said it must be the bull.

'Do get off your bicycles then,' said Mrs. Dean. 'Nanny, stop the
donkey.'

Round the bend in the lane Rushwater Rubicon came gently trotting, an
immense animal with a body shaped like a petrol tin, a curly fringe, and
wide nostrils through which he puffed fire, or so Susan afterwards said.
Lady Bond's cowman and another of her men, who were bringing the bull
over, were running behind him. Mr. Palmer's cowman came hurriedly down
the track that led to the half-acre paddock to try to head Rushwater
Rubicon off, but was just too late.

'Get over the wire,' he shouted to the walking party, 'he won't hurt you
there.'

There was a moment's panic. Susan and Robin were over the fence in a
moment. Rushwater Rubicon, annoyed by their excited voices, gave a mild
bellow. Charles Fanshawe and Helen, some way behind the others, came
running up, but before they could reach the spot Modestine had stopped
dead and Jessica shot off over his head. Nanny, for once losing her
presence of mind entirely, began to scream. Rushwater Rubicon walked up
to Jessica and blew at her. Richard, quite convinced that it would be
his last moment, sprang to Modestine's head and turned him across the
narrow lane, blocking it, while with his foot he rolled Jessica behind
him. Nanny picked her charge up and ran back with her to Mrs. Dean while
Richard, not knowing what to do next, stood holding Modestine's head and
staring at the bull. Rushwater Rubicon was perplexed. Cowmen he
understood and visitors on Sunday, but Modestine he suspected of being
something barely human and when that unemotional animal, wrenching round
his head, looked at him with his lip drawn back over his upper teeth,
the bull was thankful to find his cowman at hand to rescue him, and was
led peacefully away into the half-acre paddock, glad to get away from a
lane where one met such monstrosities. Richard then sat down in the
ditch and wondered if he were going to die.

'Gosh, you were marvellous,' said Susan's awestruck voice, sounding very
far away. 'Put your head down between your legs if you feel queer. I
say, you are absolutely marvellous. You saved Jessica's life. Put it
right down,' and a strong hand pushed his head almost to the dust.
Robin, large-eyed and rather frightened, stood staring.

'Here, Robin,' said Susan, hitting her young brother with her free arm,
'get your bike and go and tell father, quick. Perhaps Jessica's hurt or
something.'

Robin obediently shot off. Presently Richard got rather shakily to his
feet, and he and Susan went back to where Mrs. Dean was standing with
Helen at her side, and Mr. Fanshawe holding Jessica unconscious in his
arms. Nanny was crying loudly. Mr. Palmer's cowman, who had been hanging
about, joined them and explained how the accident had happened. A
passing motor-bicycle had startled the bull, who had pulled the rope out
of his attendant's hand and run quietly away. John's distress over what
was entirely the fault of Lady Bond's cowman and assistant was so great
that Mrs. Dean managed to say something comforting to him, and he
thankfully went after the bull. In another moment Mr. Dean was there in
the big car and had taken Jessica and most of the party away. Susan and
Richard were left in the lane with Modestine and the bicycle.

'I think we'd better walk home,' said Susan. 'I feel all groggy. Oh,
poor little Jessica. Do you think she'll die, Richard?'

Richard, knowing nothing at all about it, said he was sure it was all
right and they walked back in silence, except for an occasional yelping
sob from Susan. When they reached the Dower House they were afraid to go
in. They took Modestine to the stable yard, where they found Robin,
trying to comfort himself by giving the stable cat some milk. Susan
couldn't stop crying, and Richard had to sit with her on the old horse
block while she sobbed herself into a kind of stupor and he rhythmically
patted her shoulder. After what seemed like several hours Nanny came out
with red eyes.

'Oh, Mr. Richard, I'd never have forgiven myself if anything had
happened,' she said. 'The doctor has been and he says Jessica only has a
mild concussion, poor little lamb, and she's in one of the spare rooms
with a hospital nurse, and she'll be all right in a day or two. And to
think of her laying there, and I don't know what we'd have done without
you. You were a hero, sir. It does seem a shame for Jessica to have a
nurse, and not her own Nanny nor her own nice bed, but as soon as she is
better she'll be glad to see old Nanny again. And now poor Miss Susan
and Master Robin, come along and let Nanny wash your faces and hands and
get you some tea. Would you like tea with us, sir, in the nursery? I
expect they are busy downstairs.'

Richard gratefully accepted and they went up to the nursery. At the
sight of Jessica's empty bed in the night-nursery Nanny's tears began to
flow again but hospitality won the day, and in putting the kettle on and
getting tea and washing her ex-charges' faces and hands, which she
insisted on doing herself, she forgot the worst of her fears. Richard
was rather afraid that she would want to wash him too, but though she
cast longing eyes at his hands, she allowed him to go to the bathroom
alone. After a good tea Robin got out his clockwork train and they were
all very happily on the floor when Mr. Fanshawe came in.

'Jessica is doing nicely, Nanny,' he said, 'and you can go and see her
for a moment. Richard, I'd like to shake hands if it wouldn't embarrass
you. I'm afraid you'll have to make up your mind to a good deal of
gratitude. I only wish I had had your chance, or that having it I could
have been as cool as you were.'

'Thank you very much,' said Richard, taking Mr. Fanshawe's proffered
hand, 'it was really Modestine--Neddy, I mean.'

'Mr. and Mrs. Dean want to see you,' continued Mr. Fanshawe, 'and so
does Helen. You'd better go and get it over.'

Rather unwillingly Richard left the safe haven of the nursery and went
down with Mr. Fanshawe. On the way he found enough courage to ask how
Mrs. Dean was, half fearing that she might be ill with the shock, but
Mr. Fanshawe said she was extraordinarily well, and Richard thought, but
couldn't believe it, that there was a faint sound of amusement in his
companion's voice. They found Mr. and Mrs. Dean in her sitting-room. Mr.
Dean grasped Richard's hand painfully, said he would like to talk to him
later, and went quickly away. Mrs. Dean, no longer in tweeds, but even
more lovely in a tea-gown than she had been in her coat and skirt, was
lying on the sofa. She took both Richard's hands in hers and with tears
in her eyes thanked him for saving Jessica's life.

'That's all right, Mrs. Dean, there wasn't really much danger. Mr.
Palmer's cowman said he was quite a good-tempered bull and wouldn't hurt
anyone,' said Richard, but Mrs. Dean scorned the suggestion. All bulls,
she said, were mad, and how could Richard know that this one wasn't.

'I simply can't tell you what we feel,' she went on. 'Frank and I owe
you everything. We are having my doctor down to-night to see her. The
man here is quite sure that it's only mild concussion, but we want to be
absolutely certain. Laurence has gone up in the car to fetch him. We
were very lucky to be able to catch him on a Sunday. Oh, Richard, what
should we have done if you hadn't been there?'

'Oh, Susan would have done it. She kept her head more than anyone. She
sent Robin for Mr. Dean. I think I'd better go home if you don't mind.
If my people hear about it they'll be worrying.'

'Of course, dear Richard, of course. Come and see us to-morrow, and God
bless you.'

As Richard left the room Helen, whom he hadn't noticed in a corner,
slipped out after him and took his arm.

'Oh, Richard, you are marvellous,' she said. 'I was such a fool and I am
so ashamed. I was afraid mother would faint or something, and I didn't
know whether to go backwards or forwards or scream or run away, and you
simply went and saved Jessica's life. I'm--oh, I don't know what to say
to you.'

'Well, don't forget you are going to show me how to take down the car,'
said Richard, and went to collect Modestine.

'What good stuff there is in that young Tebben,' said Mr. Fanshawe to
Mrs. Dean when Richard had left the room.

'High praise from you, my sardonic Charles.'

'Sometimes I think it's time I left off being sardonic, but there isn't
much to encourage me,' said Charles, a little wearily. 'Try living with
undergraduates and dons, and you'll know what I mean. You are one of
to-day's surprises, Rachel. I was quite prepared for you to die on the
spot after the way you tried to frighten me about yourself. You are a
bit of a fraud, my dear.'

'I must have been getting better without knowing it,' said Rachel,
meekly.

'By the way, how long is it since Masters overhauled you?'

'I don't know. About six months, I suppose.'

'Now, listen to me. I know exactly what you have been doing. You have
put off seeing him because you were frightened. When he has seen
Jessica, let him have a good look at you. He will probably say that you
are ever so much better and are to stop being silly. Then you can tell
Frank how foolish you have been, and everything will be all right. We
middle-aged people tend to think too much about ourselves perhaps, and
our hearts.'

'I wish you would get married, Charles.'

'I have been waiting for that. I think you say it three times a week at
least whenever I am staying with you.'

'Well, I wish you would. But you never look at any young women except
Helen.'

'And Helen looks at Richard,' said Charles Fanshawe. 'Well, if I can't
be of use, I'm going for a walk.'

And off he went to the nursery and took Susan and Robin over the hill
and down through a very muddy valley and through a wood and past the
ruined mill and home again, and was more than usually amusing.




                                  VIII
                           ESSAY IN CRITICISM


Betty and Mrs. Tebben had passed an extremely pleasant afternoon.
Margaret, with aching eyes and heart, was trying to help her father to
arrange some notes for a lecture he had promised to give to the Snorri
Society, so Mrs. Tebben and her young guest had the drawing-room to
themselves. At first Mrs. Tebben, who was not used to much consideration
from the young, was rather diffident, but as Betty plied her with
questions about Miss Pitcher-Jukes and the delights of Oxford, she
became eloquent in praise of St. Mildred's, her old college. Her
description of her own student days, which she still mistakenly
considered the happiest period of her life, became more and more
enthralling, and all her shyness fled away, as did her loyalty to Miss
Pitcher-Jukes.

'To tell you the truth,' said Mrs. Tebben reflectively, 'I always
thought her one of the rudest and most conceited women I have ever
known. But there must have been something about her. She was one of
those people that other girls always seemed to get what we used to call
a pash for.'

'A bit of a Lesbian, I suppose,' said Betty.

'Oh no, my dear,' said Mrs. Tebben, who was secretly frightened of the
word and thought it had perhaps something to do with drugs, 'but she
certainly had a very great influence over her fellow-students. A girl
called Ivy Punch tried to drown herself in the bath because Effie
Pitcher-Jukes wouldn't sit next to her at the lectures on the banking
system, but the bath was out of order and she could only get boiling
water, so she couldn't manage it. Afterwards she took a good degree and
became secretary to a very well-known man in the literary world, but--'

Mrs. Tebben stopped, remembering that the rest of the unlucky Ivy
Punch's story was not suitable for young girls.

'Oh, I know all about her,' said Betty. 'Her girl was at the same school
I go to. She was called Brynhild Punch, but of course, everyone knew who
her father was. I say, Mrs. Tebben, do tell me how you wrote your first
book.'

On these pleasant lines the afternoon passed away till tea-time. As Mrs.
Phipps had gone home, Mrs. Tebben and Betty got the tea, and such
friends did they become that Mrs. Tebben could almost believe that she
was again making tea at St. Mildred's. Mr. Tebben and Margaret joined
them, both in low spirits. Mr. Tebben's lecture was not shaping well,
and he saw that he would have to spend at least a day in town at the
British Museum. Margaret, although she had tried very hard to feel an
interest in Icelandic procedure in the case of Outlawry, could not
control her thoughts. Laurence's wretched, hang-dog expression in the
Palmers' pew was in her mind all the time, and she had confused the two
Snorris quite shamefully.

Betty inquired what they had been doing, and was kind enough to explain
some of her own feelings on the subject.

'I always feel,' she said, 'that the attitude of the Sagas towards
religion is the only real attitude. To know that the gods' hands are
always against you and to laugh in defiance; and then at the end to go
laughingly to death in the defence of the gods in whom you hardly
believe, seems to me very splendid, and perhaps the only true happiness.
Do you know Mr. Moxon, the curate?'

'Unfortunately, I may say, yes,' said Mr. Tebben.

'Mother asked him to lunch to-day. He's a fool.'

'I sometimes wish,' said Mr. Tebben, 'that Moxon, with his irritating
zeal, had been a missionary to Norway in pagan times. He would
undoubtedly have been spread-eagled.'

'Too good for him,' said Betty. 'Hullo, Richard.'

'My dear boy, you are back early,' said his mother. 'Why, how the time
has flown. It is nearly six. I thought it was much earlier. Did you have
a nice time? And will you have a cup of tea?'

'No thanks, mother. I had some tea at the Dower House.'

'I suppose I ought to be getting along,' said Betty. 'I said I'd pick up
the others at Aunt Louise's.'

'Oh, they aren't there,' said Richard.

'But they were going there to tea. Are they back?'

'They came back early. Jessica had a fall.'

Under a severe and thoroughly annoying cross-examination from his
mother, who had a passion for what she called Getting at the Root of
Things, Richard grudgingly recounted in part the story of the
afternoon's adventure. From his account his parents gathered that
Jessica had fallen off Modestine because she saw a bull, and that
Richard was somehow to blame. To their interested and well-meant
inquiries for further details, he opposed the rather offensive reserve
to which they were well accustomed. Margaret was too unhappy to care,
but Betty was not only curious, but entirely free from the inhibitions
which beset her host and hostess.

'You might tell us what _did_ happen, Richard,' she said indignantly,
'instead of snubbing everyone. It isn't every day that one meets a bull
on the road. Did you wave a red flag or anything? Don't make shutting-up
faces at me, because I want to know. People's reactions to a crisis are
always of value.'

'Well, it wasn't a crisis, and I haven't any reactions.'

'My dear boy!' said his mother.

'Is Jessica all right?' asked Margaret.

'Of course.'

'Have you seen her?'

'No, but the doctor said so.'

Upon these words Betty pounced, and gradually elicited that the local
doctor had been called in, that Jessica had mild concussion, and that a
London doctor was expected that evening.

'Oh, poor little Jessica!' cried Betty, suddenly becoming human.
'Richard, you were a beast not to tell us before. I'll go back at once.
How could you let her fall off Neddy?'

'I didn't.'

'Well, where were you then?'

'Excuse me,' said Richard, to the company in general, 'as I don't seem
to be popular here, I think I'll go and do some work. And I wish to
goodness people wouldn't fuss so much,' he added in an aside that was
audible to everyone.

As he got up the front door, which was never locked in the summer, was
heard to open and shut, and into the room came Mr. and Mrs. Palmer, with
Gunnar walking among their legs.

'My dear Winifred!' cried Mrs. Palmer. 'What a day! Thank God, Jessica
is all right, but what _do_ you think of Richard?'

'Think of him, Louise?'

'Well, aren't you bursting with pride?' asked Mrs. Palmer, as quick to
generous admiration as to wrath. 'If I'd a son and if he had been like
Richard, oh, I'd throw my hat over the house.'

'But what has happened?' asked Mr. Tebben, who was accustomed to being
perplexed by his family, and while usually resigned, felt that there was
now an opportunity, with visitors present, before whom he could not be
snubbed, to discover what they were all talking about.

'Why the bull, my dear man, the bull!'

'Showed presence of mind, great presence of mind,' said Mr. Palmer, and
stepping forward he wrung Richard's hand. 'We're all very grateful to
you, my boy, more grateful than I can say. It would have broken my
sister's heart if anything had happened to Jessica.'

'But, Aunt Louise,' said Betty, 'what _did_ happen? Richard said Jessica
fell off the donkey because she saw a bull.'

Mr. and Mrs. Palmer, speaking together, but with Mrs. Palmer well ahead
in her exposition, told the story as it had reached them through their
cowman in whose admiring narration it had lost nothing. From the
Palmers' strophe and antistrophe Betty and the Tebbens gathered that a
mad bull, if not a herd of mad bulls, deliberately let loose by Lady
Bond for the destruction of the Dean family, had come charging down the
lane. The head bull, an animal of gigantic size weighing several tons,
had hurled himself with lowered head and threatening horns upon
Modestine. Jessica had been thrown several hundred yards and rescued by
Richard, who had then interposed his body between Jessica and the bull
till Lady Bond's myrmidons, despairing of accomplishing their fell
design, had, with John's help, for they were too overcome with terror
and remorse to be able to move, dealt with the bellowing monster, who
was now chained hand and foot in the half-acre paddock.

'And it didn't surprise me in the least,' said Mrs. Palmer emphatically.
'Lucasta Bond is capable of that, and far worse.'

'Do I understand, then,' asked Mr. Tebben, 'that you saved Jessica from
the bull, Richard?'

'Oh, that's rot, father,' said Richard, going bright red and kicking his
own feet. 'It was really all Modestine. And anyway the bull wouldn't
have hurt Jessica. It was Susan that kept her head and sent Robin to
fetch Mr. Dean. Well, I really think I ought to do some work, if you'll
excuse me. Good-bye, Mrs. Palmer. Good-bye, sir.'

Stepping over Gunnar he made for the door and disappeared.

As the Palmers repeated the story, the actual facts began to emerge, the
bulls in buckram dwindled to one, and that one not mad, but none the
less was it clear that Richard had shown great coolness and courage in a
situation that was really dangerous and but for him might easily have
had a tragic ending. Mrs. Tebben nearly cried with joy and pride, and
could hardly be restrained from running first to Richard's room to see
if he was gored, and then to the field to see if Modestine was any the
worse. Mr. Tebben said that Richard was certainly no Skraeling, a
statement which afforded him immense satisfaction and had the additional
advantage of being unintelligible to most of his hearers. Mr. Palmer did
make an inquiry as to what his host was talking about, but his niece
silenced him by saying 'Kipling', at which Mr. Tebben winced.

'Well, we must be getting along,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'It's dress
rehearsal on Wednesday, you know. I'm afraid I was very thoughtless
about Mrs. Phipps, Winifred. You must forgive me. Why didn't you remind
me?'

'It was quite all right,' said Mrs. Tebben magnanimously. 'Margaret
managed beautifully and Laurence was such a help in the kitchen. He is
quite like one of the family.'

The day on which Richard had saved her youngest niece from a bull was
not, Mrs. Palmer felt, the day on which to tell his sister to leave her
eldest nephew alone. All the same she was annoyed when she said good-bye
to find that Margaret had quietly slipped out of the room. Margaret had
gone up to find Richard and hear from him what really happened, and
after a little pressing he thawed, and gave her a pretty accurate
account of the affair, explaining again that the bull was not at all
mad. In an outburst of confidence he told Margaret that the person who
had behaved best was Mrs. Dean.

'She isn't frightfully strong, you know,' he said, clearing his throat,
'and I thought she'd crock up or something. In fact, I wouldn't have
been a bit surprised if her heart had played up, but she was perfectly
splendid. She looked awfully white, but somehow she looked even more
ripping than she does ordinarily. She was marvellous to me about it
afterwards. She said,' added Richard reverently, '"God bless you".'

'I should think she did,' said Margaret. 'Oh, Richard darling, I am so
proud of you that I could burst.'

'One would do absolutely anything for her. You may as well know,
Margaret,' said Richard in a hoarse croak, the effect of emotion, 'that
I love her.'

'Oh, Richard,' said his sister, not critically, but with just the right
blending of admiration and awe.

'She makes one feel a clumsy, clod-hopping booby,' said Richard, who
appeared to consider this a high recommendation of his beloved, 'and I
know I'm not fit to be near her, but somehow she lifts one up.
Inspiration I suppose you might call it. I've written heaps of poetry
about her, but I had to tear most of it up, because one can't do her
justice, and there are no rhymes to Rachel. But I did a little thing
yesterday that I think is pretty good. Would you like to hear it?'

Margaret, immensely flattered, begged to hear the poem, and curled
herself up on Richard's bed.

'It isn't really finished yet, but I think the idea is good. She had a
kind of heart attack that evening when Susan and Robin got on the roof,
and she looked so pale and lovely, and the shadows on her eyelids,' said
Richard, musing, half to himself, 'were just the colour of those violets
one gets down by the railway. It was that that made me think of the
poem. It begins like this:

    'Strew no roses round her bed,
     Roses are too white, too red.'

Here his voice cracked, and he had to go to the bathroom and get a drink
of water.

'Shall I go on?' he asked when he came back.

'Please do. It's wonderful.'

    'Strew no roses round her bed,
     Roses are too white, too red;
     But the cloudy violets bring,
     First-fruits of a tardy spring.

Do you like it?'

'I think it's lovely,' said Margaret.

    'All her roses now are fled,
     Rue must deck her lonely bed,
     And on those those--

no, that's wrong, I couldn't quite read it, it ought to be

    'And upon those seald eyes
     Violets fall, from Paradise.'

At the end of this poem Richard was so overcome by the events of the
day, his love for Mrs. Dean, and the letting loose of his long-pent
passion that he choked. Tears stood in his eyes with combined asphyxia
and emotion, and he had to go and get another drink. When he came back
he asked his sister if she had really liked it. Margaret thought it very
beautiful and sad, almost as good as Keats and Shakespeare, and said so.

'Did you notice that line "Roses are too white, too red"? One might
easily have written "Roses are too white and red", but repeating the
"too" makes a good effect, don't you think?'

'Yes, it does.'

'"Cloudy" violets is a good epithet too, isn't it? I'm not quite sure
about "first-fruits". I did think of "children" or "nurslings", but on
the whole I think "first-fruits" is best.'

Margaret said she did too.

'How do you like "seald eyes"? Of course the whole thing still wants a
lot of polishing, but I do feel it has the feeling.'

Margaret also felt that it made one feel the feeling. While her brother
discussed at length the Craft of Poetry, with special reference to his
own works, Margaret gave herself up to day-dreams. It was very wonderful
that Richard was in love with Mrs. Dean, and very kind of him to tell
her about it; but much as she would have liked to be comforted, she had
not the courage to tell Richard her own secret, and in any case she
didn't think he would have listened just at present. Of course she
didn't really love Laurence, in fact she hated him, and would like to
see him and tell him so. As for Richard and Mrs. Dean it was one of
those very wonderful things like Tristram and Iseult, or Lancelot and
Guenevere, that only happened to people like her brother; beautiful
because impossible. If Mr. Dean did suddenly die, and Richard did happen
at the same time suddenly to be earning a very large salary, they might
get married, but it all seemed improbable. And even if they did, she
could hardly imagine Richard as a stepfather to nine people, some of
whom were older than he was, and three of whom he had never even seen.
Besides, if Richard married Mrs. Dean she would be Mrs. Dean's
sister-in-law, an unreasonable state of things. Also she would
automatically become Laurence's step-aunt, a relationship that did not
seem calculated to lead to matrimony, if indeed it were not within the
forbidden degrees. No, on the whole, it would be better that Mr. Dean
should remain alive, though without prejudice to Richard's earning a
large salary. From these thoughts she was roused by her brother's voice,
raised in some impatience.

'I say, Margaret, you might listen. Do you think I should call the poem
"To Rachel", or simply "Rachel", or "Requiem"?'

Margaret said she thought "Requiem" would be very nice, but wasn't it
rather like Stevenson.

'Gosh, yes,' said Richard, 'and we've had enough of that with Modestine.
I'll tell you what, I'll call it simply "Strew no roses".'

Margaret said that was a lovely name, but if Richard didn't mind her
saying so, she thought perhaps that line was rather doubtful English,
like "Deliver no circulars", because you couldn't order people to do a
thing that meant not doing a thing. Richard said of course if she was
going to _carp_, but very handsomely forgave her and decided to call the
poem 'Requiescat', or failing that, 'Shadowed Eyes'. They then went down
to Sunday supper and for the rest of the evening Richard treated his
parents as human beings indeed, but of an inferior order, and everyone
was glad when bed-time came, except Margaret, who lay awake crying all
night, distinctly hearing the clock strike twelve.

                 *        *        *        *        *

'I suppose you thought it funny to tread on my tail last night,' said
Gunnar to Modestine, down in the field.

'Your tail?' said Modestine. 'My good cat, there's hardly enough to
tread on.'

'What's all this about a bull?' asked Gunnar.

'Oh, nothing.'

'Well, the Palmers were talking about it at tea. What did you do?'

'Hardly worth talking about. I was taking Jessica for a ride, very
kindly, and letting Nanny walk beside her, when a mad bull came rushing
at us. He tried to gore me, but I simply looked at him. Not a finger did
I move, but just looked. No bull can stand up to a brave man's eye. He
cringed, the bully, and I finished him off with my heels and teeth.
Properly punished him, I did. He won't show his face again in these
parts for a long time.'

Gunnar was perplexed. He knew that it was unlike Modestine to tell the
truth, but he had no means of disproving it. And had not Richard himself
said in the drawing-room that Modestine had saved Jessica's life. He
decided to try another form of attack.

'I thought you were going to kick the cart to pieces and throw old Ma
Tebben over the hedge and kick old Tebben to death and join the army,'
he said.

'My dear fellow,' said Modestine in a refined voice, 'on Sunday? What
are you thinking of?'

                 *        *        *        *        *

Next morning Richard found two letters at his place at breakfast. One
was from his Oxford tailor, reminding him in a gentlemanly way that a
settlement of his outstanding account of seventeen pounds, nine
shillings and sixpence would be welcome. The other bore the postmark of
Winter Overcotes, the nearest sorting office. Richard opened it, glanced
at the contents, and sat gaping. His parents were too well trained to
dare to ask what had happened, and would probably never have known, had
not Richard's excitement been such that he had to share it.

'I say, Margaret,' said he, speaking rather to his sister than his
father and mother, as more likely to understand what he said, 'what do
you think? Mr. and Mrs. Palmer have sent me a cheque for fifty pounds.'

The success of this announcement was instantaneous and gratifying.
Everyone had a suggestion to make for spending the gift, and it shows
how really nice Richard's family were that not one of them said he ought
to bank it, or give a penny to the poor. Mr. Tebben advised a walking
tour abroad and the purchase of quantities of books. Mrs. Tebben thought
an Icelandic or Hellenic cruise and a portable wireless for his bedroom.
Margaret said she would get a lot of new clothes if it were hers. But
what use would new clothes be, she added to herself, if Laurence were
not there to see them. Richard refused to make any plans, but promised
to consider carefully the use he would make of it. His first job he
said, was to go and thank Mr. and Mrs. Palmer. Accordingly he set off
for the Manor House across the fields. Entering by the back way he met
Sparrow in the passage and asked if Mrs. Palmer were in.

'Mr. Palmer and Mrs. Palmer are still in the dining-room, sir,' said
Sparrow. 'Excuse me, Mr. Richard, but I would like to be allowed to
offer my respectful congratulations. When John told us in the Hall, for
on this occasion we could not but allow him in, and came ourselves from
the Room to hear it, of the spectacular way in which you had tackled the
bull, I said to him, "Mark my words, John, a young gentleman that can
hold a ball like Mr. Richard did at the match against Skeynes will do
anything and," I said, "he will go far." I should very much appreciate
the honour of shaking hands, Mr. Richard.'

'Oh, thanks awfully, Sparrow,' said Richard, shaking the butler warmly
by the hand, 'but it wasn't so bad as all that. John told me himself the
bull was quite harmless. But thanks awfully.'

He hurried past the kitchen regions, nervously conscious of admiring
giggles from behind corners, and emerged through the swinging
baize-covered door into the hall. In the dining-room he found the
Palmers still at breakfast, and poured out his thanks for their generous
gift.

'I really don't think I ought to have it, sir,' he said. 'It was just as
much the Bonds' cowman and John. I mean, if they hadn't taken the bull
away, I couldn't have done anything.'

'Stuff and nonsense,' said Mr. Palmer. 'Sit down and have some
breakfast. Had some? Well, have some more. You'll be glad to hear that
Lady Bond has sent a very handsome apology, very handsome. Says she
never meant to keep the bull, but her cowman was laid up with lumbago on
Saturday. That's why he brought it over on Sunday. Well, what are you
going to do with this little windfall?'

'First, sir, I've got to pay my Oxford tailor,' said Richard rather
shamefacedly.

'Bad plan, bad plan. Never pay the fellows. Makes them get above
themselves. Something on account regularly, yes, but never settle the
bill.'

Richard felt young and rather damped.

'Don't take any notice of Fred,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Pay your tailor and
don't get into debt again. Any plans for the balance--if there is any?'
she added sharply.

Richard said there would be a considerable balance, but before deciding
what to do with it he had to consult some people. Mr. Palmer began
advising him on investments, but Richard, alleging an engagement,
escaped, with further grateful acknowledgments.

'Going to the Dower House, I suppose,' said Mrs. Palmer, watching
Richard as he ran across the lawn. 'I wonder who it is, Fred. It can't
be Betty or Susan, it must be Helen. What do you think, Fred? Lucasta
Bond is actually taking six seats for the play. It shows she knows she
was wrong about that fence.'

As he came out of the Palmers' drive Richard cannoned into the curate,
who said he must absolutely congratulate Richard on his top-hole
performance. Richard, he said, absolutely must come and talk to his
scouts about it. Chivalry, Mr. Moxon considered, and self-sacrifice,
were ideals which too few of our younger men had before them, but it was
his aim, through fellowship, to cultivate in his Boys the knight-like
spirit. Richard, he considered, was as much a true knight as any paladin
of the olden time. Richard must also, he said, if he would allow an
older man to speak from his heart, and as a friend, remember whence
strength to combat bulls, both of the flesh and of the spirit, came.
Richard thanked him awfully and ran on again till he got to the Dower
House, where the big car was at the door. Mr. Dean and a middle-aged man
were talking on the steps. When Mr. Dean saw Richard, he called him.

'This is Richard Tebben,' said Mr. Dean, 'to whom our debt is so great.
Richard, this is Dr. Masters. I am thankful to say that he is pleased
with Jessica. We shall have her about again in a day or two.'

Dr. Masters, shaking Richard's hand, said he had heard all about his
presence of mind and would like to congratulate him. He then got into
the car and was taken away. Before Richard, terrified at the thought of
any more congratulations, could escape, Mr. Dean had asked him to come
to his study. Here, to his great relief, Mr. Dean instead of talking
about the bull, asked him a good deal about himself, what he had done,
what he meant to do, what his interests were, what, very delicately put,
were his circumstances. Richard, who had only looked on Mr. Dean as the
husband of Mrs. Dean and father of Laurence, Helen, Betty, Susan, Robin
and Jessica, not to speak of Gerald and the twins, found that he was
having an extremely interesting conversation with a man of wide
experience, and even heard himself saying what sounded to him rather
sensible things. After half an hour's talk Mr. Dean got up.

'I would like another talk with you,' he said. 'Can you come and see me
on Thursday morning about eleven?'

Richard said he would. As he was leaving the room he fidgeted with the
handle of the door and asked if Mrs. Dean was all right.

'I only asked because once, that time Susan and Robin got on the roof,'
said he nervously, 'Mrs. Dean was rather faint, and I had an idea--'

'That she had a heart? So she has, but no more than hundreds and
thousands of other people. Dr. Masters says she is really very well and
stood the shock splendidly. Of course at nearly fifty one can't expect
the health of twenty. You will find the others in the garden, I think.'

Richard went round to the stable-yard with the words 'nearly fifty'
sounding unpleasantly in his ears. He had never thought of his divinity
having any particular age, but now he came to think of it, if Laurence,
as he happened to know, was twenty-seven or nearly twenty-eight, Mrs.
Dean could hardly be much less than fifty, unless she had married
unusually young. Fifty was rather a drab word. Of course age meant
nothing with such a woman as Mrs. Dean, but one oughtn't to have to
think of it.

Helen was in the garage alone, cleaning her sports car, which she would
not allow Mr. Dean's chauffeurs to touch. Richard offered to help and
was allowed to polish the glass; the paint Helen preferred to do
herself. Here alone with Helen, Richard was able to unfold to her a plan
for which her help was indispensable. Helen listened kindly, promised to
give all possible assistance, and by way of a start suggested that
Richard should come out in the sports car with her at once, taking lunch
to be eaten on the road. This suited Richard's impatience admirably.
Helen sent a message to the kitchen by the second chauffeur to say that
she wanted the small lunch-basket packed for two as soon as possible,
and put away her cleaning kit. Mr. Fanshawe then came into the yard with
Susan and Robin hanging on his arms.

'We never got our walk last night,' said Mr. Fanshawe to Helen. 'What
about now?'

'Oh, Charles, I do wish I could, but I'm just going out with Richard.'

'Well, after lunch?'

'I don't know when we'll be back. We're having an adventure together.'

'What about to-morrow then?'

'I'm terribly sorry, Charles, but we may be out to-morrow too. I simply
long for a walk, but I promised Richard, you see.'

'I see.'

'I say,' said Robin to Susan. 'You know that boy called Morland I told
you about at school that says he can mesmerise bulls by looking at them.
Well, that's what Richard did. He looked at the bull and it got
mesmerised. I bet Morland will be sick when he hears he's not the only
one. Morland's mother writes books, Uncle Charles, but he says they
aren't much good, they're like novels. I'll ask John to let me mesmerise
the bull.'

'No, you won't,' said Mr. Fanshawe. 'You are neither of you to go near
that bull unless I am with you, or your father, or Mr. Palmer. Or, of
course, Richard,' he added generously.

'I say, can we come with you?' Robin asked his sister.

'No,' said Helen. 'I'm awfully sorry, but Richard and I have some rather
private business,' a remark which did not make Mr. Fanshawe any happier.

The lunch-basket now arrived, Helen and Richard got into the car and
drove away. Mr. Fanshawe, after promising Susan and Robin a
bathing-party in the afternoon, went round to the front of the house
where Rachel was lying on a chair under the mulberry tree with her
husband beside her. Charles sat down cross-legged on the grass.

'How easily you do that,' said Mr. Dean enviously.

'It's all brain,' said Charles, and without uncrossing his long legs got
up and sat down again.

'I said you were young,' said Rachel. 'I couldn't do that if I burst
myself.'

'If being physically active were to be young--' said Mr. Fanshawe.
'Well, Rachel, what is the verdict? You look extremely well.'

'This foolish girl,' said Mr. Dean, laying his hand on his wife's, 'has
been passed as in excellent condition by Masters. She just has to take a
little care, that's all. She tells me that she has been worrying about
herself, and you gave her good advice.'

'She is a self-dramatiser,' said Charles. 'I told her to pour out her
troubles to you, Frank. You appeared to me a more suitable recipient for
them than an old bachelor.'

'I wish,' said Rachel plaintively, 'that you wouldn't call yourself old
so often. It isn't flattering to me, considering our ages are so near.
And after all, to be nearly fifty isn't really old at all.'

'It depends on the point of view,' said her husband. 'Richard, for
instance, doesn't think it is so young.'

'What devilment are you up to?' asked Charles.

'None. Richard was making inquiries as to Rachel's health after the
fright of yesterday. I told him, not exactly in so many words, that at
fifty one wasn't so young as one had been, but she was doing nicely.'

'You are a cold-blooded devil,' said Charles amiably.

'Possibly. But Rachel is a warm-hearted angel who lets people impose
themselves on her. It's time Richard stopped kicking his heels and had
some work instead of hanging round the Dower House. I propose to
liquidate a little of the debt we owe him, a debt which nothing could
repay, by offering him a start in business and removing him from the
snares of this weak-minded siren who can't protect herself against her
admirers.'

'You see, Frank knows all,' murmured Rachel, giving her husband such a
look of affection that Charles got up.

'I am henceforward a misanthrope,' he announced. 'To see you and Frank
making eyes at each other fills me with a mixture of nausea, scorn, and
envy that I can't describe. And I meant to do something for Richard
myself, and here you come, Frank, cutting the ground away from under my
feet.'

'Then sit down again,' said Rachel.

Charles sat down and lit his pipe. Mr. Dean retired into some papers.
Rachel, looking up from her novel now and again, thought that if she
hadn't had the good luck to have Frank for a husband, she could think of
no one nicer than Charles. But as Frank, most fortunately for her, was
there, she wished very much that Charles could be kept in the family. He
would be exactly the person for her difficult Helen, the child she least
understood. A little old, perhaps, but no one younger that she could
think of would be able to handle the child. That Charles, the woman
hater, cared very much for Helen, she was pretty sure, but whether he
knew that he cared was another question. She thought not. And now Helen
had made friends with Richard Tebben, a nice boy and one to whom her
eternal gratitude was given, but not brilliant or good-looking enough to
rouse in Charles the jealousy that might reveal his own mind to him. She
thought of Frank's serpent-like remark to Richard about her age,
laughed, sighed, and went on reading her book.

Rachel Dean was not at the best of times a very good judge of character,
and her reading of Charles was more inaccurate than usual. Not only was
he very much aware how much Helen meant to him, but he was at the moment
bringing all his experience, logic, philosophy and common-sense to bear
upon the question of jealousy. It had been easy enough to give Helen
good advice when she confessed to jealousy of Margaret. What had been
remarkable was that she had listened to him patiently. Knowing her
quick, difficult temper he had quite expected her to fly out at him, or
deliberately to go against his advice. Her confidence in his help, her
promise to try what he suggested, her brief moment of self-pitying
abandon against his shoulder, these had touched him profoundly. As
profoundly had he admired the way she had taken herself in hand and
mastered some of her weakness. Then Richard had turned up, youth had
called to youth, and there was the only woman he could ever care for
preparing to throw herself away on a penniless cub several years younger
than herself.

He checked himself. Cub was a word he had no right to use. Richard by
his courage yesterday had proved himself a man and had acted where he,
Charles Fanshawe, had done nothing. What Helen thought, as between him
and Richard, he had no doubt. Richard had saved Jessica from probable
death or injury. Charles Fanshawe, who had never failed in a crisis, had
failed in this. That there had been no time, that the whole thing had
been over in a moment, was no excuse. He ought to have been in Richard's
place, and Richard in his, among the women. Not only had he failed in
this, but after telling Helen and Mrs. Tebben that he could help
Richard, and taking their gratitude complacently, he found that Frank
Dean, without any words, had already done what he had only talked about.
All he could do now was to renounce, and try not to feel wounded, or
even worse, noble about it all. Richard's admiration of the mother had
been patent enough, and suitable to his age, but when he realised as he
must, that the daughter cared for him, how could he but care for her? To
be loved by Helen would be the most enchanting mixture of safety and
adventure that anyone could conceive. Once given, her heart would be as
sure as a rock, but what quicksands, what morasses there would be around
it. To love her would be to hold in one's hand a black opal, dull
sometimes on the surface, fire flashing in its depths. Well, that must
be put out of his mind. Richard would get his job and marry Helen, and
Mr. Dean would be the benefactor that he himself had meant to be.

'I sometimes wish I'd had a scientific education,' he said aloud.

'Why, Charles?' asked Mrs. Dean, looking up from her book like a very
soft, attractive owl, with her large spectacles.

'It seems to lead to deeds, not words,' was all Charles's answer as he
got up and went away.

                 *        *        *        *        *

The bathing-party consisted of Mr. Fanshawe, Betty, Susan and Robin. Mr.
Fanshawe loathed bicycling and utterly refused to consider the loan of a
bicycle from the second chauffeur, so it was decided that they should
walk to the little chain of pools known as the Dipping Ponds, and
perhaps take the motor-bus back. Their way lay by Lamb's Piece, and as
they passed they saw Mrs. Tebben and Margaret working in the front
garden.

'Good day, good day,' cried Mrs. Tebben, waving a gauntleted hand. 'You
aren't going to Winter Overcotes, are you? Oh, I just thought you might,
because the bus starts about now, and if you were I was going to say
would you be so very kind as to get me some of Picker's sausages. I
always get Picker's, because really he is more reliable than anyone,
especially in the hot weather. I never think Pollett's at the shop are
really fresh. But if you are going bathing, of course that makes all the
difference. Margaret, why don't you go too, and bring them all back to
tea.'

Mr. Fanshawe, seeing that Margaret was made very uncomfortable by her
mother's well-meant foisting of her on the party, hastened to say, with
perfect truth, that they would like it very much if she would come and
bathe with them. Margaret got her bathing things and they all set off
again. The Dipping Ponds are about two miles from Worsted, and were
probably stew ponds for the little abbey of Beliers, long since fallen
to untraceable ruin. The ponds are fed by a streamlet, tributary to the
Woolram, and the largest, surrounded by beeches, makes a very pleasant
summer bathing-place. True, the water is nowhere more than four feet
deep, the bottom muddy and the surface matted with water-lily leaves,
but the Deans were still young enough to like water for its own sake,
and enjoyed the romantic setting. The way was secluded, entirely through
field and woodland, and Mr. Fanshawe had ample leisure to reflect as
they strolled along how an undisciplined heart can spoil summer,
sunshine, trees and streams by its own discontent. He wondered what
Helen and Richard were doing, and reminded himself that it was no
business of his.

'I hope your mother will let me come again,' said Betty to Margaret when
they had crossed the stile and got into the woods. 'I enjoyed my time
with her awfully yesterday, and she's going to give me some very good
introductions when I go to Oxford.'

Margaret, who was rather shy of Betty because of her scholarship, said
she was sure her mother would love it.

'It's very good for mummy,' she said, 'to have someone to talk to who is
keen on her sort of things. I'm no good, because I never went to
college.'

'I don't think it would have done you any good,' said Betty
dispassionately. 'Some people develop as far as they are ever likely to
go on their own lines and others need the extra stimulus. You would
always be just the same and college would have been wasted. In my case I
am very much repressed at home, and college will probably develop my
personality. I admit that it is in a way a waste of time, and I could
learn in one year what they spread over three, but that can't be
helped.'

While Betty discussed her own personality Margaret was able to wonder
exactly what Betty meant by being repressed. She had never seen a family
suffering less from repressions than the Deans, and wondered how Betty
would like to have to live at Lamb's Piece, and what it would be like to
exchange mothers, but remembering that to have Mrs. Dean for a mother
would make her Laurence's sister, she dismissed the thought at once. Her
attention was recalled by the sound of Laurence's name.

'Of course,' Betty was saying, 'Laurence is a good example of
repressions. He wanted to be a musician, but my father wanted him to go
into the business. As you have probably noticed, he is always playing
his little guitar. It is a kind of release.'

Margaret's heart melted at the thought of Laurence, his soul in music,
his body in the office, solacing himself with an occasional chord on the
guitar. No wonder he was rather thoughtless with such turmoil in his
being. And she had thought him so happy.

'If he'd gone in for music,' Betty continued, 'he would probably have
met some Real woman. Laurence ought to have been married by now, or at
least engaged, but the kind of society girls he goes about with are not
what he needs, and he has never thought seriously of one of them. He is
an example of an extremely unhappy man, ruined by repressions, but
unluckily he does not realise it.'

Margaret said wasn't it a good thing perhaps that Laurence didn't know
how unhappy he was, as it might make him unhappy, but Betty inclined to
the sterner view that if he knew how unhappy he was it would do him
good, and he would be better able to release himself.

'Any form of drama sublimates unhappiness,' she said. 'If only Laurence
realised his own unhappiness he could pour it all into Hippolytus.'

'Could I sublimate unhappiness into Phaedra?' asked Margaret timidly.

'Of course, if you had anything to be unhappy about,' said Betty. 'Now,
if Aunt Louise had let _me_ do Phaedra--'

She stopped, remembering that Margaret was doing the part, unaccountably
feeling sorry for her and not wanting to hurt her feelings.

'I do wish you were doing Phaedra,' said Margaret truthfully. 'I'm only
doing it because mummy and Mrs. Palmer wanted me to. I'd really much
rather not. Couldn't I retire and you do it?'

'That is very nice of you,' said Betty, in one of her human outbursts,
'and I'd accept at once, but it would mean such a rumpus with Aunt
Palmer that one could hardly sublimate it into the part. But if you did
get ill or anything,' she added hopefully, 'I know the part backwards,
and I've been to all the rehearsals, and Dr. Thomas has given me the
most wonderful coaching.'

They pursued their way in silence, Margaret thinking how noble it was of
Laurence never to have thought seriously of any of the girls he knew,
Betty indulging in a mad hope that Margaret might have a slight and
painless illness before the performance. When they got to the large
Dipping Pond, Susan and Robin flung off their scanty upper garments and
appeared in bathing things. Margaret and Betty found a hawthorn brake to
undress in. Mr. Fanshawe suddenly felt very old and said he wouldn't
bathe, turning a deaf ear to the reproaches of the young Deans. Susan
and Robin, who had brought a collapsible rubber ball, blew it up and
organised a game of water polo. The air was thick with shrieks in no
time, the water thick with churned-up mud, and Margaret the heart-broken
and Betty the repressed screamed and splashed as violently as any. Mr.
Fanshawe, accustomed to the voices of the athletic young, stretched out
his long legs and went to sleep on the bank. Presently, through his
sleep, he was conscious of someone near him. He opened his eyes and
became aware of the curate in a speckled hat, looking down at him.

'Am I intruding?' asked Mr. Moxon.

'Not at all. The water polo party are in the pond. I am here. Will you
smoke?'

Mr. Moxon said that if Mr. Fanshawe didn't mind he would prefer his
pipe. Though he had no prejudice himself against cigarettes, he
considered a pipe more manly and an example less likely to be followed
by his Boys. He added that he dared say Mr. Fanshawe was wondering what
brought him to this spot.

'Not to share Actaeon's fate, I hope,' said Mr. Fanshawe, courteously
indicating the bathers.

Mr. Moxon laughed understandingly, and said he had been choosing a
course for the Scouts' paper chase on Saturday, and hearing voices had
approached. He regretted that he had not his bathing things with him
when he saw the young people enjoying themselves.

'Take mine,' said Mr. Fanshawe.

Mr. Moxon, with great presence of mind, thanked him, but said the chance
of a talk with Mr. Fanshawe was too valuable to waste. He would like Mr.
Fanshawe's considered advice. He had heard that there was to be a very
good curacy vacant at Clacton-on-Sea. He felt that Worsted, much as he
loved that old-world place and the dear people and that real saint, Dr.
Thomas, hardly gave him enough scope. Had Mr. Fanshawe any idea whether
Clacton-on-Sea was the sort of place where there would be opportunities
for fellowship. He would have hesitated to trouble Mr. Fanshawe on so
slight a matter, had he not known that his experience in helping men
younger than himself was very great, which emboldened him, he said, to
approach Mr. Fanshawe.

When Charles was able to get a word in he said that judging by his only
experience of Clacton, a day's visit some years ago to see into a piece
of college business, a visit which had unfortunately coincided with
three very long excursion trains packed from end to end, it was his
considered opinion that Clacton offered boundless opportunities for
fellowship, opportunities which to-day would be, if possible, even more
boundless than ever. He also thought, but did not say, with some
satisfaction, that Clacton was a very long way from Worsted. Mr. Moxon
thanked him very much and professed to be considerably easier in his
mind.

The water polo had now come to an end, owing to a leak in the ball, and
the players came out. As soon as Susan and Robin caught sight of the
curate they snatched up their clothes and rushed away, while Margaret
and Betty, feeling too grown-up to follow their excellent example, came
to greet the unwelcome addition to the party.

'It will be extremely embarrassing for Mr. Moxon if you dress here,'
said Mr. Fanshawe, taking a malign pleasure himself in embarrassing the
curate, 'so he and I will walk slowly on towards the bus and wait for
you there.'

When he and the curate got to the cross roads they found Susan and Robin
already sitting in the bus, a ramshackle little affair that ran
backwards and forwards, for no particular reason, between Worsted and
the Ram and Twins, a small public-house on the edge of the forest. The
bus was not yet due to start on its homeward journey to Worsted, so the
driver, who is also conductor and owner, was talking to a friend outside
the Ram. Mr. Moxon, scenting fellowship, detached himself from Mr.
Fanshawe and approached the men. The driver nudged his friend and both
attempted to escape, but Mr. Moxon was too quick for them and had a
hearty conversation about cricket. In this conversation Jim Pollett, the
driver, took part with sulky resignation, but the friend very basely
became a prey to dumb forgetfulness, and was no help at all. Presently
Jim Pollett strolled over to the bus. As he took his seat he made a
hideous face at Robin, expressive of contempt for the lower clergy, at
which both Robin and Susan grimaced horribly in the direction of the
unconscious curate.

'I should laugh if the Reverend got left behind,' said Jim, preparing to
start the bus. 'Four fifty-seven now. Let's call it five o'clock.'

'Good egg,' said Robin appreciatively. 'I'd love to see old Moxon haring
along with his coat-tails flying.'

'Sorry, Jim, you'll have to wait,' said Susan. 'My sister and Miss
Tebben are coming. Hang on a minute, they won't be long.'

Jim nodded. At this moment Mr. Moxon got into the bus and sat as near
Mr. Fanshawe as possible, evidently with the intention of resuming their
helpful talk about Clacton, but Jim Pollett, starting his engine
vengefully, caused the bus so to shake and rattle and to make such
explosive noises that the passengers were bounced about in their seats
and conversation became impossible. Margaret and Betty came out of the
wood and got into the bus, and Jim started.

'I say,' shouted Robin to Susan, 'I've got a jolly good idea. I'd put
the old League of Nations in this bus and not let them get out till
they'd settled everything. I bet that would stop them talking.'

This novel view of a well-meaning body so interested Mr. Fanshawe that
he was about to ask, though doubtful of his own powers of outroaring the
engine, for a further exposition of Robin's ideas, when Mr. Moxon, his
face grim with indignation, intervened.

'Hardly can I credit,' he began, when Jim, suddenly going into low gear
as they climbed the very steep winding road marked 'Narrow and
Dangerous', made the bus leap forward with such a shattering roar that
though Mr. Moxon did indeed go on angrily opening and shutting his
mouth, no one could hear what he said.

By the time that speech was again possible Susan and Robin were playing
tennis across the bus with Robin's damp bathing-suit as a ball, and in a
few moments the bus stopped at the gate of Lamb's Piece. Passengers
usually paid their fares on alighting, and if Jim had not enough change,
or they had forgotten their purses, they paid him next time they used
the bus. The bathing-party got out and Mr. Fanshawe felt in his pocket
for some money.

'You are all coming in to tea, aren't you?' asked Margaret. To
everyone's horror, Mr. Moxon took the invitation as including himself,
and bearing no malice, also got out of the bus.

'One more fare, please,' said Mr. Fanshawe to Jim.

Mr. Moxon said he must protest. Mr. Fanshawe paid the fare, and Jim went
off with a final wink at Robin.

'Welcome, welcome,' said Mrs. Tebben as the party came in. 'Margaret
dear, will you see if Mrs. Phipps has left the kettle on. I am afraid it
is rather a Monday-ish tea, but I told Mrs. Phipps to make some of those
little cakes we like so much and use up a few currants that were left
over. I don't think you've been here before, Mr. Moxon.'

Mr. Moxon asked if this was where Mrs. Tebben worked. Mrs. Tebben said
Yes, if you could call pot-boiling work. Mr. Moxon said he had never
read any of Mrs. Tebben's books, but would now at once get one from the
library.

'They aren't novels,' said Betty. 'They're textbooks on economic
sociology. They only cost one and six, so you could easily buy one.'

Mr. Moxon made a joke about church mice. Betty and Robin obtrusively
exchanged looks of contempt, and made much of Gunnar. Mr. Tebben was
then summoned to tea. He was not enjoying his holiday very much, but
when he saw Mr. Fanshawe he cheered up, and as soon as they had drunk a
cup of tea he carried him off to his study, there to get at the bottom
of the ex-Bursar's history. Mr. Moxon chatted gaily to Mrs. Tebben and
Margaret about the play, while Betty, Susan and Robin sat in hostile
silence. Mr. Moxon, while admitting whole-heartedly that Mrs. Palmer was
an inspired producer, said there were one or two little things on which
he could perhaps have given expert advice, had he been asked. When he
and his East End Boys did the Hippolytus, a shortened version of which
he himself had arranged, in Epping Forest, they greatly increased the
value of the henchman's part by making him come running from a great
distance to tell Theseus the tidings of his son's death. Mrs. Tebben
could hardly imagine, he said, the tension among the audience, splendid
boys whose families were in the most appalling state of destitution,
when the henchman was seen approaching from the direction of the
Chigwell Road, heavy with Doom. Mrs. Tebben said that a barn was of
course not so big as Epping Forest. Mr. Moxon said no, of course not, by
any means, but if the henchman came running, say from the old potting
shed across the back drive into the barn, it would greatly heighten the
effect.

'I quite know what you mean,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Doom. We did try that
one year with As You Like It, though that was not so much for doom as
for pastoral effect, but we found that as soon as anyone had to run they
forgot their words and had no breath. It is difficult enough for them to
remember what they are saying in any case. I fear it would be
impracticable.'

Mr. Moxon said that, without wishing to criticise, the feeling of Doom
was hardly pronounced enough in Mrs. Palmer's production. When he
produced Hippolytus the feeling of Doom had been so strong that one of
his Boys, a very clever and sensitive little Jew with a crooked spine,
had to be withdrawn from the cast, because of his inclination to
epileptic fits.

'I could see the boy from where I lay,' said Mr. Moxon, 'literally
trembling from head to foot with the feeling of Doom.'

'I expect he was going to throw a fit,' said Robin, suddenly taking an
interest. 'I wish I could have seen him. When people have epileptic fits
you have to put corks in their mouths or else they bite their tongues
off. There's a boy at school called Morland and his mother's cook had an
uncle that bit the tip of his tongue right off and they kept it in a
bottle. I wish I could see it.'

'Were you acting Hippolytus yourself then, if you were lying down?'
asked Margaret hastily.

Mr. Moxon smiled modestly, with all his teeth.

'The real Hippolytus was my second-in-command, a splendid young fellow,
the son of an undertaker. He trained the Boys to carry him on a
stretcher which his father very kindly lent, and one of them was
apprenticed to the business in consequence. But if he had any urgent
work, I took his place, I hope not unworthily. Ah! I could still say
every line of the part even now. Wonderful old Euripides!'

As Margaret could see that Robin was bursting to ask about the
undertaker's work, and probably to contribute items of general interest
about embalming, she plunged into the conversation again, by saying what
a pity it was that Mrs. Palmer didn't know he knew the part, as then he
might have done it alternately with Laurence. Mr. Moxon looked gratified
and said they had but to call on him if need were. Returning to the
question of Doom, how remarkable, he said, was the character of Phaedra
as presented by Euripides. Here we had a woman of untamed nature whose
passions, he said, lowering his voice because of Robin, could not be
called guilty because she was Doomed to be unhappy.

'There,' said Betty, 'you are perfectly right.'

'Please, Mrs. Tebben, can I put the wireless on for the cricket news?'
asked Robin. 'I'll only do it gently.'

While Robin and Susan listened to county cricket, Mr. Moxon and Betty,
for a brief moment in agreement, discussed Phaedra, with several
references to the original Greek. Insensibly their voices rose in
argument as Robin abstractedly turned the wireless on louder, and
Margaret was heartily glad when Mr. Fanshawe came in and summoned his
young charges home. When she had seen them all off she came back to the
drawing-room to turn the wireless off. A record of dance music was being
played and Margaret suddenly felt very sad and neglected. She turned the
music lower and its sad throbbing made a background for melancholy
thoughts. If Laurence did not come and find her, how could she ever tell
him what she thought of him, or find out what he really thought of her.
Her conscience smote her for having been both priggish and unkind. As
she slowly turned the knob and the dance music gently melted away, she
felt it was an allegory of her life; joy and pleasure departing, nothing
to come. Her father was still in great difficulties over his lecture, so
she went and did some typewriting for him, but whenever she came to the
word Outlaw, or Outlawry, it made her think of Laurence, who was an
outlaw from her heart; a conceit which blurred the page before her eyes.




                                   IX
                       REHEARSAL WITH CATASTROPHE


Tuesday passed uneventfully. Jessica got up and the hospital nurse left,
much to Nanny's satisfaction. As Jessica was not to ride for a few days
Richard was free to go on with his secret plan, and he and Helen were
out from after breakfast to nearly dinner-time. Mr. Fanshawe heard them
arranging for another expedition on Wednesday and did his best not to
think of it.

'I think I'll have to leave you on Thursday,' he said to Rachel.

'Oh, but why? I thought you were staying another week at least.'

'So did I. But I have done my good deed and made you have a little
sense, and now is a good moment to make an effective exit.'

'Helen will be disappointed. She wants to have that long tramp with
you.'

'She could take Richard instead,' said Mr. Fanshawe quite naturally, and
thanking heaven that Rachel was not very observant.

'So she could. But it wouldn't be the same thing,' with which poor
comfort Charles had to be content.

Wednesday came. Mrs. Palmer telephoned at intervals during the day to
remind the Deans that the dress rehearsal was at a quarter to eight and
that she particularly wanted all the performers there by seven. All day
she and Mrs. Tebben had been working at the dresses and receiving
reports at intervals from Mrs. Phipps about Doris's condition. To her
mother's great pride she had become hysterical again, and had giggled so
uncontrollably in the Dower House kitchen that the cook had spoken
sharply to her and made her cry.

'I can't blame Mrs. Dean's cook,' said Mrs. Palmer to the outraged Mrs.
Phipps. 'You know what Doris is, Mrs. Phipps, when she's like that. But
if she comes in with a red nose and swollen eyes it won't be much help.
Winifred, where is Theseus's fillet?'

'I put it in his left boot, so that wouldn't be lost. Oh, there is
Sparrow with a telegram. I hope it isn't for me,' said Mrs. Tebben, to
whom telegrams still meant death or disablement for all her dearest.

'It's from Lucasta Bond,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'She wants to come to the
rehearsal and bring her son. The wire was sent from London, so I suppose
she is coming down and sent it before she started. Sparrow, send a
telegram to Staple Park and say I'll be delighted to see Lady Bond and
Mr. Bond. Why they don't have a telephone I don't know. She might at
least have made it Reply Paid. Which boot did you say, Winifred?'

'The right; or else the left. I know I put it in one of them. You ought
to stop, Louise. You look tired.'

'What time is it? Five o'clock? Good gracious, I'd no idea. Winifred,
I'll send you home in the car, and mind you get a good rest. If you
don't mind picking up Dr. Thomas on the way I'll send the car again to
fetch you at half-past seven. I did want you at seven, but it can't be
helped. You and Margaret can dress quickly.'

The car took Mrs. Tebben home and was just turning in the little space
before the house when another car was heard hooting outside. A small
four-seater came down the drive and in the car sat Richard and Helen.
The small car appeared to take fright on seeing Mrs. Palmer's large car,
but quickly recovering itself it drew up with its front wheels in the
flower-bed, leaving room for Mrs. Palmer's car to finish turning and go
out.

'How nice of you to bring Richard back,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Richard, you
must hurry. The performers and chorus are called for seven o'clock. I'm
not going till half-past because Louise is sending the car for me and
Margaret, but she wants you there at seven.'

'No need for Mrs. Palmer to send her car,' said Richard off-handedly.
'I'll run you up.'

Mrs. Tebben looked at her son uncomprehendingly.

'Father,' called Richard, putting his head in at the front door,
'father, do come and see. It's important.'

Mr. Tebben came out.

'What is it, Richard?' he asked, rather peevishly. 'I am trying to get
that lecture finished.'

'Well, Gilbert dear,' said Mrs. Tebben, 'we'll have to have supper early
if you don't mind, because Richard and Margaret and I have to get to the
barn early. Margaret and I are going in Louise's car, which she is
sending for us at half-past seven, but Richard will have to walk or
bicycle as he has to be there at seven. So early supper. Or as it's hot
we can have it cold when we come in if you like. Or perhaps just a kind
of high tea, boiled eggs and coffee, at a quarter-past six and then some
paste sandwiches when we come in. I could tell Mrs. Phipps to wrap them
up in a damp napkin to keep them moist.'

'But mother, do listen one moment--'

'I am, dear boy, I am, but I'm sure Helen wants to go. You can tell me
whatever it is afterwards. Is that a new car you are driving, Helen?'

'Oh, mother, do stop fussing,' said Richard. Then making a valiant
effort to master his irritation he said, addressing his parents, 'It's
really for you. Helen helped me to choose it second-hand and it's
awfully cheap and in quite good condition, she says. And she is in with
the police and we got my driving licence fixed up and I've been driving
it all to-day, and it didn't go so badly, did it, Helen?'

'Quite well,' said the expert. 'You needn't be afraid to go with him,
Mrs. Tebben.'

'But is it really yours?' asked his father.

'Well, I bought it with some of the Palmers' cheque. I thought it would
be nice for me to take you and mother in sometimes. Nicer than Modestine
anyway, when it's raining.'

'But my dear boy,' said his mother, more touched than she would admit,
but more than ever her anxious, well-meaning self, 'the upkeep!'

'It's all right, mother. It does about forty to the gallon. It's a
wonder. I'll run you and Margaret up for the rehearsal and come back for
father. Mrs. Palmer doesn't really need me for the chorus, as they don't
come on at the beginning.'

'Did you really think of us?' asked Mr. Tebben. 'You shouldn't have done
it, Richard. We do very well with Modestine.'

Richard, knowing that his father would be constitutionally unable to
express gratitude till he had first examined all the possible reasons
against having a car, kept his temper admirably.

'I thought it would be nice for you and mother,' he said again. 'Of
course I shall use it if I want to go off anywhere for week-ends, but I
could run you to the station, or to Winter Overcotes to save changing,
or run mother over to the Manor House. Of course, if I go to London I
shall take it, but Margaret can learn to drive and take you about while
I'm here.'

'Or I might learn myself,' said Mr. Tebben, eagerly.

'Well, you might,' said Richard doubtfully. 'I'm going to run Helen home
and then I'll be back here for you.'

With some skill he turned the car and drove off.

'He is a good boy,' said Mr. Tebben. 'I wish to goodness he had some
work, or that I knew what would become of him.'

'It was extraordinarily generous of the dear boy,' said his mother and
both Mr. and Mrs. Tebben felt deeply moved. That their acceptance of the
gift had been in any way ungracious never struck them, just as it would
never strike Richard that a car which he proposed to take to London and
use for week-ends was not wholly for his parents' benefit.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Mr. Dean and most of his family were under the mulberry tree when
Richard drove up with Helen. Robin, who first spotted the new car, came
tearing across to see what it was.

'I say, that's a decent little car,' he said. 'Where did you get her,
Helen?'

'She's mine,' said Richard.

'Can you drive her?'

'Yes, Helen taught me.'

'I bet you'll have an accident,' said Robin. 'You have to have seven
accidents before you can drive properly. Can I drive it?'

'No,' said Helen.

'I say,' said Susan, coming up, 'that's a good little car. Whose is it?'

'Mine,' said Richard.

'Lucky dog. Can I drive it?'

'Certainly not,' said Helen.

Betty, who felt it beneath her to show any interest in cars, now
strolled up with her father and looked at the car in silence.

'It's my new car,' said Richard proudly.

'What do you call it?' asked Mr. Dean.

Richard hesitated. He wanted to call it Rachel, but so unusual a name
would provoke comment. Everyone then made more or less ingenious
suggestions for a name. Blondel because of Richard, Minotaur because of
the bull, Neddy the Second from Robin, who had violent giggles at his
own wit, were among those put forward. Mr. Dean inquired how he got it,
and on hearing that it was part of a gift from his sister and
brother-in-law, suggested Palmerston.

'I'll tell you what,' said Susan, 'we'll christen it to-morrow. We'll
put all the names into a hat and Jessica shall pull one out and that'll
be the one. Make her go, Richard.'

Richard obligingly drove her round the gravel, sweep and nearly ran into
Mr. Fanshawe, who had as usual been walking.

'Sorry sir,' said Richard, as he put on the brakes so violently that he
nearly hit his teeth on the wheel.

'Is that a new animal?' asked Charles Fanshawe.

'Yes, sir. Mr. Palmer awfully kindly gave me a present, and I spent a
bit of it on this. Would you like to drive it?'

'Even if I did I couldn't,' said Charles. 'It's very kind of you, but I
know nothing about cars.'

'You prefer Shanks's mare, like Mr. Moxon, don't you, Charles?' said
Helen. 'Richard and I have had a marvellous time to-day and been all
over the world, haven't we?'

'It was ripping,' said Richard, looking at her with an expression of
gratitude that Mr. Fanshawe found difficult to bear. 'I've never had
such a time. Helen was marvellous.'

'Well, so were you,' said Helen. 'I've seldom had a quicker
pupil--amateur, I mean. I must rush off and get ready for Aunt Palmer's
rehearsal now, but we'll meet again at the barn and to-morrow we'll do
another tour.'

'I'm sorry we didn't get our walk,' said Charles to Helen.

'Oh, but we must. What about to-morrow?'

'I thought you were arranging a plan with Richard. Besides, I'm off
to-morrow.'

'Oh, Charles! How flat. Don't go. Where are you going?'

'Anywhere,' said Charles, and walked away.

Helen felt chilled. When Richard had asked her to help him to find a
good second-hand car and get his driving licence, she had agreed more in
the hope of smoothing Laurence's path with the Tebben family than
because she wanted to, though it interested her to teach Richard who,
from the very beginning of the holidays, had shown a real aptitude for
driving. But Richard with his new-found confidence since the affair of
the bull was a far more agreeable companion than she had expected. They
had had a good deal of fun, first in choosing the car under her
professional eye, then in testing it all over the county, but if she had
known that Charles was going so soon, Richard could have found his car
for himself. She regretted the two or three days that she had given to
Richard with an intensity that surprised her. Anxiously she considered
how she might make amends to Charles, and suddenly thought that if he
really had to go the next day, she might suggest a moonlight tramp, a
treat to which she knew he was partial. After the rehearsal they could
drive to the downs and walk as far as they liked under a moon only just
past the full. Charles had vanished, but she determined to ask him at
the rehearsal.

There was one very important person who had not yet seen the car.

'Do you think, sir, that Mrs. Dean would like to see my car?' Richard
said to Mr. Dean. 'I'd love her to see it if she isn't tired or
anything, and if she likes it perhaps she'd let me take her and Jessica
for a run sometime.'

Mr. Dean was touched by Richard's thought of Jessica and knew that
Rachel would like to give Richard pleasure. He said he would see where
she was and tell her Richard was there. The others had all gone in and
Richard was left alone. He sauntered along the front of the house on the
grass edge, feeling that life was better than it had been for a long
time. That he had been able to do something to help Mrs. Dean was almost
too good to be true. Then Mr. Dean had hinted vaguely at interesting
things, and the Palmers had given him that munificent gift. Perhaps from
now onwards life would be quite different. He congratulated himself upon
having kept his temper with his parents and hoped that he would be given
fortitude to continue, or that a miracle would happen and they not be so
trying; perhaps both. Reflecting on these things he stood idly by one of
the long drawing-room windows and plucked a piece of heliotrope which he
smelt with pleasure. From inside the room, he heard the voices of
people, invisible behind the thick silk curtains drawn against the
afternoon sun.

'Oh, there you are,' said the voice of Mr. Dean. 'I thought you were in
your sitting-room.'

'No, darling, I was here. Come and talk to me,' said the voice of Mrs.
Dean.

This was the moment for Richard to move away or make his presence known,
but he was arrested by hearing his own name.

'Richard wants to know if you could come and see his new car. Fred gave
him a cheque after the affair with the bull, and he has got a little
runabout. Helen, I gather, helped him to choose it.'

Now Richard should have spoken, now he should have gone on noiseless
feet across the grass. Now he should have been far away.

'Darling,' said Mrs. Dean, in a tone of affection that Richard did not
know, that thrilled him to the quick, 'I would so much rather not. I
shall never stop being grateful to him about Jessica, but he is so
devoted that it is quite trying. It has been bad enough with cricket
talk, and if it is to be car talk too, I shall burst. I don't want to
seem ungrateful, but if you could tell him that I am dressing for
dinner, or anything you like--'

What Mr. Dean said in reply Richard did not know for he had fled from
the window. This betrayal was far worse than bulls, or examination
results. The goddess whom he thought favourably inclined had suddenly
sent thunder on his unhappy head. Nothing could disguise the fact that
Mrs. Dean found him a bore. And this was not the worst. If it had not
been for his own despicable and ungentlemanly conduct, he need never
have known it. Under the mulberry tree he paused and leant his head
against its gnarled trunk. He was now entirely disillusioned and his
whole life shattered. His heart's devotion had been at Mrs. Dean's feet,
and she had found it trying. He would have liked to pick up the despised
offering and jauntily carry it elsewhere, but it was too heavy, it
weighed him down with unutterable sadness. Besides, he couldn't think of
anyone else who would want it. Perhaps he was a failure after all, a
miserable young man who slacked at Oxford and didn't try to be nice to
his parents, who made a nuisance of himself to the most enchanting
person he had ever seen. He had even fancied that if he could get as far
as mentioning his feelings to Mrs. Dean, she might lend a not
unfavourable ear. But in her few words to her husband he had realised,
though the note was new to him, that she loved Mr. Dean very much
indeed, which made his presumption in caring for her, his ingratitude to
Mr. Dean, all the greater. Accustomed to his parents' bickering, whose
underlying affection, born of difficulties faced together and also of
long habit, he did not understand, he had naturally never considered
that grown-up married people could go on being in love. Any suggestion
of this in his people would have shocked him, but in the Deans,
surrounded by wealth and comfort, it seemed a beautiful thing. If he
could ever hope to hear anyone speak to him as Mrs. Dean had spoken to
her husband, thinking they were alone, he could go on living, but trying
to consider himself dispassionately, he saw no reason why anyone should
look more than once at a lanky young man who hadn't even got a job. Once
more he saw Mrs. Dean lying in the chair, cloudy violets on her closed
lids, and in his misery he made a noise like a groan.

'Hi!' said a voice from above him. 'What's up, Richard? I'm coming down.
Look out for mulberries. We got some ripe ones on us this afternoon. It
isn't safe to sit under the tree any longer.'

There was a slight crashing and rustling among the branches and Susan,
in her bathing dress, jumped down and stood beside him with a basket of
mulberries.

'They're ripest on the top,' she explained, 'but one gets everything
stained, so I put on my bathing things.'

Richard looked at her. She had evidently been taking toll of the
mulberries. Her face was smeared with purple, her arms splashed, her
hands incarnadined. He looked at his clothes and saw a large stain on
his grey trousers.

'Blast,' he said, pointing to it.

'Oh, that'll clean,' said Susan. 'Anything up? You look all peculiar.
It's been a dull day with you and Helen away. Laurence wouldn't stop
working and come out. He looks a bit peculiar too. I say, I must hurry.
It's old Aunt Palmer's dress rehearsal and she wants me and Robin for
audience. Cheer up.'

She hit Richard very hard on the arm in a friendly way, leaving another
mulberry stain, and went into the house. Vaguely comforted by her
violence, he got into his car, whose radiance was now completely
obscured, and drove back. His mother as usual, was too much absorbed in
her own affairs to take much notice of him, and even Margaret, on whom
he was relying for sympathy, was absent-minded, and showed a
preoccupation which was unlike her. Richard was thankful for his
mother's obtuseness, and perhaps it was as well that Margaret shouldn't
notice, for what could one say to her? Only two days ago he had confided
to her his exquisite secret. How could he now tell her what had
happened. How could he explain without letting her jump to the
conclusion that Mrs. Dean was a monster in disguise. For a moment, in
self-defence, he wondered if Mrs. Dean were a little selfish, but put
the thought resolutely away. After all it was entirely his own fault for
eavesdropping. He hadn't been a gentleman, and this was his immediate
punishment. It might be best to know the truth, but truth was bitter, so
bitter that he made another groaning noise. Luckily his mother and
Margaret, whom he was driving to the rehearsal, thought it was his
anxiety over his new car, and took no notice. He dropped them at the
barn and went back to fetch his father.

                 *        *        *        *        *

The barn was being arranged for the performances which were to take
place once on Friday and twice on Saturday. Chairs were already placed,
and some of the scouts were fastening numbers on them. Mr. Moxon, in an
unclerical flannel shirt, was superintending them, and lightening their
labours by giving them something to laugh at when his back was turned.
From behind the scenes came a confused noise of people losing their
sandals and borrowing one another's safety-pins. Mrs. Palmer had
snatched a cup of tea when Mrs. Tebben left her, and since then had been
hard at work, overlooking the wardrobe and dressing the chorus as they
arrived. The heat was overpowering in the dressing-rooms. The basin was
leaking again, and Doris Phipps had arrived with a blotched, scarlet
face and neck, the result of a beautifying lotion recommended by Mrs.
Dean's second housemaid. Mrs. Palmer's temper, deeply tried by her
relations, had been fraying all day, and was now rapidly ravelling into
nothing.

'Very well, Doris,' she said, when the tearful kitchenmaid was brought
by her mother to be inspected, 'I hope this will teach you to leave
beauty creams alone.'

'That's what I tell her,' said Mrs. Phipps. 'I don't know what her
Dad'll say when he sees her. If I'd messed my face about like that when
I was a girl, my dad'd have had the strap to me.'

'Well, now it's done,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'I shall have to put white
lotion and powder on, that's all, and if you touch that rubbish again
before the performance, Doris, I'll read your part myself.'

'There you are,' said Mrs. Phipps to her daughter with gloomy
satisfaction. 'You just hark to Mrs. Palmer, Dawris.'

'And if you cry any more I'll give you sal volatile,' continued Mrs.
Palmer. 'Put your dress on and then come to me.'

Doris, subdued by the threat of sal volatile, which she conceived to be
some form of corporal punishment, withdrew to get dressed.

'Well, Louise, here we come with our sheaves!' said Mrs. Tebben,
entering with a flourish.

'Have you seen Doris Phipps's sheaves?' asked Mrs. Palmer. 'That little
fool has been trying to beautify herself, and has red spots all over her
face in consequence. I shall cover her with powder, even if she gets
skin disease and dies of it. But how did you get here, Winifred? I was
going to send the car for you.'

'My dear!' said Mrs. Tebben dramatically, 'that foolish boy of mine,
with part of the gift that you and Fred so nobly sent him, and for which
I do hope he adequately thanked you, has bought a small second-hand car.
I can't tell you what Gilbert and I felt when he said he got it thinking
of us, and though I shall still use Modestine a great deal, it will be
the greatest help to have the car for wet days. He drives beautifully
already, and he ran Margaret and me here in no time, and has gone back
to fetch his father.'

'That's all very nice, Winifred, but you might have remembered that the
car was coming. If you had let me know it could have gone straight to
Dr. Thomas instead of wasting time going to you when you aren't there. I
might catch it now before it starts.' She walked onto the stage and
parted the curtains. 'Ernie! Ernie Phipps!' she called. Ernie in his
scout uniform came smartly up to the platform.

'Ernie, run and find my chauffeur and tell him not to go to Mrs.
Tebben's, only to the Rectory and hurry up.'

'Is there anything my Boys can do for you?' asked Mr. Moxon, coming up.
'We are all ready for our good deed you know. Ernie, where are you off
to?'

'He is going on a message for me,' said Mrs. Palmer.

'Quite right. We aim at service,' said Mr. Moxon as if he were
advertising a large department store, 'but discipline, Mrs. Palmer,
discipline. All my Boys take their orders through me. What are you to
do, Phipps?'

'Tell Mrs. Palmer's chauffeur not to go to the Rectory.'

'No, Ernie,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Listen. Tell the chauffeur to GO to the
Rectory and NOT to go to Mrs. Tebben. Now don't dawdle. Thank you for
your good deed, Mr. Moxon. Those boys understand nothing till you tell
them twice.'

She went back to the dressing-room where Mrs. Tebben and Margaret were
nearly dressed.

'I've sent Ernie to tell my man to go straight to the Rectory,' she
said. 'Heaven knows how the message will reach him, but I've done my
best. I do wish you had let me know, Winifred. I'm run off my feet as it
is, without having that fool Moxon interfering.'

'Well, Louise, I forgot. I simply forgot,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'What with
one thing and another I forgot. I'm sorry. I thought it would be cooler
this evening, so I put on a thin long-sleeved vest, but I can easily
turn the sleeves up. Margaret dear, just pin my vest up, will you?
That's better. I daresay it wouldn't matter at rehearsal, but it's the
_spirit_. And now I think it's going to be hotter.'

Mrs. Tebben was by now mobled in grey veils and draperies, and looked
exactly like a person who was going to act in a Greek play. Margaret was
oppressed and self-conscious in her white robes. She realised acutely
that she was no actress, and that the most she could hope for was to
speak her lines clearly and correctly and not disgrace herself. It was
going to be horrid to say Phaedra's part, because it was all about being
in love with Hippolytus, and goodness knew she wasn't in love with
Laurence. Being only a play made it different, of course, but being
amateurs made it worse. If one were a real actress it wouldn't matter
what one said, but the whole village would hear Miss Tebben making very
passionate and unladylike remarks about young Mr. Dean. And then
Hippolytus would make very rude cold-blooded remarks about Phaedra, and
though she knew it was all a play and very improbable at that, she would
not enjoy hearing young Mr. Dean announcing to the world his
indifference to Miss Tebben. One could always take refuge in the
dressing-room, or go right out of the barn into the rickyard, but people
might wonder where one was, or Mrs. Palmer might be annoyed, or one
might be late for one's entrance. Besides, even if one hated Laurence,
one must in fairness admit that he spoke very well, and there was
something so endearing about the way his hair grew at the back of his
neck.

She went out onto the platform and looked through the curtain. The
favoured people who had been invited to the dress rehearsal were
assembling. Miss Thomas and Miss Dolly were settling their father in
comfort before dressing for their parts. Miss Thomas had brought her
father's special detestation, the little black knob to put into his ear,
connected by a thin wire to a small black box, held in the hand, placed
on the table, or slipped into a capacious pocket, that was supposed to
help him to hear.

'You'll hear better if you use it, father,' said Miss Thomas, thrusting
the little box at him.

'Take it away,' said Dr. Thomas, suddenly asserting himself. 'I may be a
little deaf occasionally, and would be less deaf if people didn't
mumble, but a machine like that is an insult to humanity. Besides our
dear Betty speaks beautifully. I can always hear every word she says.'

'But Betty isn't acting, father,' said Miss Dolly.

'I can't hear you,' said her father.

'Father's wonderful,' said Miss Dolly proudly to Mrs. Dean, who had come
to sit with the Rector. 'Once he gets an idea into his head nothing will
get it out. He thinks Betty is going to act Phaedra. We must be off now
and dress, Mrs. Dean. Don't let father be too much for you, the dear old
soul.'

Of the rest of the Dower House party Margaret could see no sign. She was
just going back to the dressing-room when Robin careered onto the stage.

'I say, have you seen Ed?' he inquired. 'Richard's car has stuck in the
back drive and no one can get it to move.'

'Why don't you get Helen?'

'Oh, she's dressing, and Aunt Palmer hooshed me out.'

'Try the men's dressing-room.'

Robin careered away again. In the men's room he found Bert and Ed
preparing to get into their Greek tunics. Luckily they hadn't got
further than shirt sleeves and were able to accompany Robin to where,
within sight of the barn, Richard's car had stopped in the narrow road,
holding up Lady Bond's and several other cars. Mr. Tebben was giving
ignorant advice, while Richard, vainly fumbling with knobs and handles,
was getting every moment more nervous and annoyed.

'I say, Helen's dressing,' shouted Robin, 'but I found Ed. He'll do it.'

'That's okay, Mr. Richard,' said Bert, 'Ed'll do it. He's a wonder with
cars, aren't you, Ed?'

A corroborative murmur came from the audience who had been enjoying
Richard's discomfiture, though in no unkindly spirit, some saying that
Ed would do it, others that Ed was a wonder with cars.

'Come on Ed,' said Bert, 'make her move, and then we'll go and say your
line.'

Thus kindly encouraged Ed opened the bonnet, made a swift examination
with fingers in which all his wool-gathering wits seemed to be
concentrated, got into the driving seat, and with no effort made the car
move on to the barn, backed it, and parked it among the cars of the
other performers.

'Thanks awfully, Ed,' said Richard gratefully. 'You're a marvel. What
was wrong?'

Ed, pleased to be famous, explained at length to Richard and the
bystanders exactly what had happened. The Hon. C. W. Bond, who had been
parking his mother's car, strolled over to join in the discussion. In
him Ed found an intellectual equal, and technicalities flew to and fro.
But just as the Hon. C. W. Bond was elaborating a plan by which Ed
should come down the line to Skeynes after work and see the new tractor,
Mrs. Palmer's voice was heard.

'What are you all doing?' said she, scattering the group. 'Bert and Ed,
get dressed at once. It's a quarter to eight already and we ought to be
beginning. Richard, I want you to sit at the very back of the hall and
tell me how the chorus sounds. Oh, Mr. Bond, how do you do. Your mother
is waiting for you in the barn.'

'I'm very well, thank you,' said Mr. Bond. 'I do want to see your
Hippolytus. I did it myself last year at Oxford.'

'And Laurence hasn't turned up yet,' said Mrs. Palmer to Richard,
ignoring her old enemy's son, who went off to join his mother. 'And
Doris has only just stopped crying, and I'm not even dressed myself.
Tell everyone we shan't be long now. I will never do another play again,
if people can't take it seriously.'

She hastened back to the stage, where her husband met her.

'That basin's still leaking, Louise,' he said, 'still leaking. I went
round to look and it's as bad as ever. Where's Bert? I want to tell him
to let his father know that he must send up at once and have it put
right.'

With very little ceremony Mrs. Palmer gave her husband to understand
that Bert was even now changing into his costume, or she hoped he was,
that she herself was on the verge of a breakdown and that the basin
would have to wait.

'Well, I'll go and talk to Lady Bond,' said Mr. Palmer. 'Ask her what
Bond thinks of his Root Vegetable Bill now. I expect he wishes he had
left it alone since the by-election. I could have told him exactly what
would happen. By the way, Louise--'

But his wife had gone, so he went down into the hall and sat between his
sister and Lady Bond.

Margaret, finding the dressing-room very full and stuffy, came out onto
the stage again. The sunlight was beginning to come in shafts through
the open side of the stage, and a golden ray touched her as she stood
disconsolately against the white pedestal on which Doris was to stand.
Laurence, who had dressed at home and driven himself over, came across
the rickyard in his hunter's tunic and cloak, carrying a spear and the
green wreath which he was to place on the altar of Artemis. He saw
Margaret, no passionate Phaedra, but a girl, perplexed and tired at
heart, drooping against the pillar. Margaret looked up at the sound of
footsteps and saw Laurence, a glory of sun about him, dazzling her eyes.
Their hearts leapt. Self-consciousness claimed them both.

'Oh, I think Mrs. Palmer is asking for you,' she said, holding a hand
above her eyes to shade them from the level beams of light. How was it
possible that Phaedra should not have been consumed by her desire for
Hippolytus?

'I expect she is,' said Laurence, 'but Aunt Palmer can wait a moment.
Here am I, dressed all exquisitely in white with my nosegay in my hand,
and not even a chorus to greet me. What's the world coming to?'

(You are not Phaedra, you are chill Artemis whom I worship. If I weren't
rigid with fear of annoying you again, I'd go down on my knees and lay
my garland at your feet.)

'You look very nice,' said Margaret feebly.

'Not bad,' said Laurence, 'a bit hairy about the legs, but I daresay the
Greeks were a hairy lot. I like all your white draperies and whatnots.'

'I wish I weren't doing it,' said Margaret.

(To say I love Hippolytus is like showing my heart to the world.)

'Oh, you'll be all right. I don't much fancy lying on that hard stage
for half an hour while Pollett forgets his part.'

(To die for you, especially if one could do it as Hippolytus always
does, with not a hair out of place, might be a blissful pain worth
enduring.)

There was a pause in which Mrs. Palmer could be heard mustering the
chorus of huntsmen. Desperately Laurence approached his love, his face
suddenly assuming the haggard look that so tore her heart.

'I say, Margaret, you didn't take it all too seriously, did you?' he
inquired anxiously.

Margaret felt her heart leap and fall with sickening violence. As she
had at times surmised, Laurence had only proposed to her because of
those cocktails. He was sorry for what he had said and wanted to get out
of it. He should get out of it; and she would somehow get through the
evening and then run away, go to the flat in London, find a job, go back
to Grenoble where her French family would be glad of her help.

'Seriously?' she said. 'Of course not. No one takes proposals seriously
at midnight. I'm afraid it is you that are serious. Have you actually
been worrying? I'd forgotten the whole affair.' And she managed a
creditable imitation of a laugh.

'My God, I didn't mean that, Margaret, you know I didn't. The proposal
holds good till doomsday, and you know it.'

'But I don't,' said Margaret, weak from the incredible lightening of her
heart's sorrow, hardly knowing what she said.

'Margaret, enchanted bird, it's everything and for ever. Oh, must I say
it again? Damn these clothes. How the ancient Greeks ever did anything
in yards of sheeting I don't know. If I could get my arms out of this
foul cloak--'

He dropped the spear and wreath, threw his cloak angrily back from his
shoulders and advanced on Margaret. In a moment she would have been in
his arms, had not Mrs. Palmer appeared at the back of the stage.

'Oh, there you are, Laurence,' she said, in a voice of final
exacerbation. 'Do you mind picking up your things and going behind? I
have to get Aphrodite in her place. We are nearly half an hour late
already. Margaret, you'd better wait a minute.'

Laurence, with a conspirator's look at Margaret, disappeared. Doris
Phipps, looking very effective with her face heavily whitened, took her
place on the pedestal, too frightened even to giggle.

'Keep absolutely still when the curtain goes up and don't start your
lines till you see me nod my head at you from the side,' said Mrs.
Palmer. 'Now, Margaret, you go behind, and I must ask you,' she said,
following Margaret off the stage, 'not to interfere with Laurence any
more this evening. He was late to start with, and you kept him there
while I was sending everywhere to look for him. There has been too much
of this sort of thing, and if your mother realised how you are behaving
she would be as annoyed as I am. I must say I was surprised at the way
you and Laurence were behaving at her dinner party, and thoroughly
ashamed.'

Even as Mrs. Palmer spoke, she knew she was being unjust. The heat, the
long hours, the countless irritations of the amateur producer, the
reaction from Sunday's alarm, Doris's hysterics, Mr. Moxon's
interference, her husband's concern about the basin, the insubordination
of Bert and Ed, all had come to a head at an unlucky hour, and Margaret
was at hand. It would have given Mrs. Palmer great satisfaction to go
working herself up as an outlet for her general annoyance, but she was
uneasily afraid that she had already gone too far. Margaret looked at
her with expressionless eyes and went into the dressing-room. Mrs.
Palmer could not waste any more time. She gave the signal, the curtains
were drawn aside and Doris, her own permanent golden curls shining above
her white face and draperies, evoked a buzz of appreciation from the
audience. After some seconds Doris cast an agonised eye in Mrs. Palmer's
direction, Mrs. Palmer nodded, and Doris began, quaveringly at first,
but with more assurance as she realised that all the people in the barn
were looking at her with admiration, to go through her part.

Mrs. Palmer was beginning to breathe again, Doris was half-way through
her speech, when Margaret appeared from the dressing-room in her
ordinary clothes, carrying a white bundle.

'I can't act, Mrs. Palmer,' she said, laying the bundle on the floor.
'Betty will be very glad to do Phaedra.'

She vanished. Mrs. Palmer stood frozen, and so uncomfortable that even
her spirit had to own it quailed. Margaret's entirely unexpected
rebellion roused a thousand questionings and doubts in her. There was no
time for repentance or restitution. That would come later, but now the
rehearsal must go on. She saw Doris falter for a moment in her speech
and look with more than a goddess's interest at the audience. Doris had
seen Miss Tebben, who was all dressed up to say her lines a minute ago,
come into the barn in her day dress and make signs to Miss Betty, who
had got up and gone out. Reflecting that the sooner she was off the
stage, the sooner she would know what was happening, Doris got through
the rest of her part with ever hastening tempo and made her exit. As she
went out, she passed Mr. Laurence, followed by Bert and Ed and the rest
of the hunters, Mr. Laurence looking nearly as nice as Ben Hur. Bert, by
a well-placed witticism, made her giggle so much that Mrs. Phipps, who
had been hovering about watchfully, took her off to the dressing-room,
made her drink the sal volatile supplied by Mrs. Phipps, and then sent
her off home to get her Dad's supper, saying there was no sense in
wasting her holiday if Mrs. Dean didn't want her back till half-past
ten.

Hippolytus and the huntsmen were already grouped round the altar of
Artemis when Mrs. Palmer became aware of Betty.

'Margaret says she can't act,' said her niece. 'I don't know what's up.
She says I'm to do Phaedra. Are these the things?'

She picked up the bundle and went behind, where she found Helen,
slinging Artemis's quiver over her shoulder.

'Give me a hand, Helen,' she said. 'I've to do Phaedra. Margaret says
she can't act, and I can't make out what's up. It's something to do with
Aunt Palmer, but what I don't know.'

Helen began to wonder, as she helped Betty to robe herself, but could do
no more than guess. She could not question Mrs. Palmer, who was even now
marshalling her women to lead them on. Mrs. Tebben came in anxiously.

'Is Margaret here?' she asked, 'it's time for her to be ready. We have
to go on together.'

'Oh, Margaret asked me to do it,' said Betty. 'She said she couldn't act
to-night, but you weren't to worry. She didn't look ill or anything.
Will you show me, Mrs. Tebben, how we go when we come on? After that I
know what to do.'

Mrs. Tebben was uneasy, but there was no time for questions. The chorus
had made their pause, indicative of doom. Mrs. Palmer's voice was heard,
heralding the approach of the Queen and the Nurse, and Betty, leaning on
Mrs. Tebben's arm, took the stage.

                 *        *        *        *        *

'How noble dear Betty looks,' said Dr. Thomas, proudly, to Mrs. Dean.
'Why did Dolly say she wasn't acting?'

'Betty?' said Mrs. Dean.

It was indeed her second daughter, looking incredibly handsome. On the
stage and at a distance, her dark hair and heavy eyebrows, her rather
large mouth, her statuesque build, told admirably. She was managing her
draperies as to the manner born, and her clear delivery had an assurance
to which Margaret was a stranger, and quite as much passion as was
suitable for eighteen. Dr. Thomas surreptitiously put on his acoustic
machine and listened with unfeigned pleasure. Mr. Moxon tried to express
his enthusiasm to his Rector, and was frowned down and silenced. Mr. and
Mrs. Dean and Mr. Fanshawe, though a little perplexed, were astounded at
the metamorphosis of Betty and full of admiration. Lady Bond asked Mr.
Palmer who she was. Her son whispered to Richard that he had never
thought a Phaedra could look more tragically handsome than the man who
had taken her part in their college performance, but this girl was even
better. Richard, interested and surprised, entirely forgot about the
chorus, and paid no attention to Mrs. Palmer's frenzied signals. Betty
only interested in her part, entirely unaffected by the whispering among
the audience, continued very effectively to sublimate herself, enjoying
it hugely and carrying Mrs. Tebben along with her.

'I am eager to see how Betty will take Hippolytus's entrance,' said Dr.
Thomas. That is a considerable test, but I believe she will rise to it.'

As he spoke, Laurence appeared from the back of the stage. He came
forward, turned to face Phaedra and saw Betty. Looking wildly round for
Margaret he caught his foot against the altar of Artemis, lost his
balance, and fell down the platform steps. He was up in a moment, but
had to sit down again with a very white face.

'I'm sorry, Aunt Louise,' he said, while Betty stood suspended in her
last words, 'but I'm no good. It's my ankle. Oh, hell!'

For a few moments there was confusion. Mr. Dean came quickly from his
place, saw that the ankle was badly hurt and Laurence in considerable
pain. Richard offered to go for the doctor in his car, an offer which
Mr. Dean accepted.

'Tell him to go straight to the Dower House, Richard,' he said, 'and
I'll bring Laurence. Tell Mrs. Dean not to worry. Come along, Laurence,
we'll get you to the car. Bond, will you give him an arm?'

Mr. Moxon put in a word for his scouts who, he said, would jump at the
chance of service, and could make a stretcher from two of their poles
and a couple of jackets in no time, and was shouldered away by Mr. Bond.
Between them he and Mr. Dean got Laurence to the car. Helen, who had not
at first known what was happening, came running out in agony for her
brother.

'Shall I come too?' she asked. 'I'm used to ankles and things at
Brooklands.'

'You carry on,' said Laurence. 'Tell Aunt Palmer I'm sorry to let her
down. I'm done for the next few days. I say, Helen,' he pulled his
sister nearer to him, 'look out for Margaret. I don't know what's
happened. We seem to have lost her between us, Aunt Palmer and I. A
plague of both our houses.'

He then fainted and was driven away with his father.

'I am sorry,' said Mr. Bond with real concern. 'Can I do anything, Miss
Dean? If you need a Hippolytus, might I help? I'm a bit rusty, but I did
the part last year and your sister would be splendid to act with.'

Helen thanked him and they returned to the barn. Mrs. Dean partially
reassured by the message that Richard had brought from her husband, was
so sorry for Mrs. Palmer that she had decided to stay on. Robin and
Susan volunteered to go home on their bicycles and bring back word as
soon as the doctor had been, a piece of consideration inspired in
Robin's case by a devout hope of seeing the ankle. Charles Fanshawe
admired Rachel's courage, refused to think that she was perhaps not
acutely sensitive, and contemplated with displeasure Helen's controlled
anguish.

Mrs. Palmer and Mrs. Tebben came down to hold a consultation.

'We must decide at once,' said Mrs. Palmer to her husband, 'whether we
are to go on or to drop it. Betty is doing admirably, and now we have
the question of Hippolytus. I suppose there is no chance of Laurence
being able to act by Friday?'

'None,' said Helen.

'I'm sorry about Laurence,' said Mr. Palmer. 'Bad luck, very bad luck.
Didn't look where he was going. Always ought to look where you're going.
Poor boy.'

'Louise,' said Mrs. Tebben. 'Mr. Moxon told me at tea the other day that
he knew the part. He acted it at Epping with the East End Boys.'

'What was that?' asked Mr. Palmer. 'Pierrots or something?'

'No, Mr. Palmer, his troop of scouts. Perhaps he would be kind enough to
fill the gap.'

Mr. Moxon said that none regretted more than he the accident which had
just occurred. If young Mr. Dean had but followed the scout motto, Be
Prepared, this might not have happened. Any poor effort that he could
make was at their service. He might be able to give Miss Betty, who had
taken on the part in a way which showed that she indeed was prepared,
some helpful hints about her rendering of Phaedra.

Betty, who had come down to join the discussion, said she would prefer
to follow her own reading, and if Mr. Moxon had been prepared he would
have gone for the doctor himself. Her mother said 'Hush, Betty,' but
Betty, after kissing her mother affectionately, remained defiant.

'Do be reasonable, Betty,' said Mrs. Palmer, almost in tears.

'Aunt Louise,' said Helen, 'Mr. Bond knows the part. He did it last year
at Oxford.'

Mrs. Palmer stood irresolute. She disliked Mr. Moxon, though not so
heartily as her nieces and nephews, but she felt that after his offer
she could hardly turn him down for Mr. Bond, though she would like to
have Mr. Bond as a sign of restored amity with his mother. Dr. Thomas
asked what they were all talking about.

'Mr. Moxon wants to act Hippolytus,' said Betty taking no trouble to
disguise the hostility in her voice. 'But Mr. Bond did the part last
year at Oxford, and I should prefer to act with him.'

'Moxon act Hippolytus? Certainly not, I forbid it,' said Dr. Thomas, who
like many deaf people, was unaware how far his voice carried. 'He helps
me into the pulpit, _helps_ me! The idea cannot for a moment be
considered.'

'Where authority speaks, I must obey,' said Mr. Moxon, slightly
chagrined, though not so much as Betty would have wished.

'Well, will you help us, young man?' said Mr. Palmer. 'Never remember
your name. Never remember names.'

'We always call him C.W.,' said his mother. 'Of course he will, won't
you dear?'

Mr. Bond, his eyes glued on Betty, said he would be delighted and made
an apology to Mr. Moxon, who accepted it in such a spirit of fellowship
that Mr. Bond nearly took it back.

'Well,' said Mrs. Palmer, 'as it's nearly ten o'clock we'd better run
through the rest of the play and we must have another rehearsal
to-morrow, if everyone will be kind enough to come. C.W., you'll have to
act in your own clothes to-night, and to-morrow we'll have Laurence's
for you. Rachel, you go home, you must be tired. Come on, principals and
chorus.'




                                   X
                          ANOTHER WAY OF LOVE


'What happened to Margaret?' asked Mr. Palmer when they got back to the
Manor House. 'Nice girl that. Little Betty did well, though, very well.'

'I'm afraid it was my fault, Fred,' said Mrs. Palmer, looking old and
tired. 'I can't forgive myself. I was nearly at the end of myself with
worry and the heat, and I found her and Laurence amusing themselves when
they ought to have been getting ready. I spoke very harshly and unfairly
to Margaret and she said she couldn't act. I don't blame her, I blame
myself.'

'What did you say?' asked Mr. Palmer, lighting a cigar.

'Fred, you know I always hoped Laurence would marry someone we both
approved of. After all, this place will be his, and we must want to see
him with the right sort of wife.'

Margaret would be a very good wife, a very good wife. It's time Laurence
settled down. He must have children you know, Louise,' said Mr. Palmer
taking his wife's hand. 'Bad plan having no children, bad plan. Not our
fault, but there it is.'

'I know, Fred, I know, but I would have liked Laurence to marry well.'

'What is exactly "well", my dear? He doesn't need money. Margaret is a
very nice girl, and Tebben and his wife are clever people. And Richard
is a good boy, a very good boy.'

'I daresay you are right, Fred. Well, if Laurence has made up his mind
he must go his own way. I like Margaret and I admit I was wrong to scold
her. Now I suppose she will be offended, and she will tell Laurence, and
that will be the end of his affection for me. I'm an old fool, Fred, and
there's nothing like that.'

'She won't tell him,' said Mr. Palmer. 'Not the sort to make mischief.
You write her a letter and say you're sorry. She'll come round all
right. It's the heat. Don't be unhappy, Louise, I don't like it.'

'Very well, Fred,' said Mrs. Palmer, with a sigh. 'I'll write it now and
send it round first thing to-morrow. I shan't sleep to-night. Oh, how
sorry I am.'

'Never mind, you're a very handsome woman, my dear, and a fine one,'
said her husband. 'Send the letter round to-night. If she's awake it
will do her good. If she isn't, she'll get it all the same to-morrow.
It's only half-past eleven. John and the boy are up with a cow; the boy
can take it over.'

When the rehearsal was over Helen changed into her own clothes and with
a sigh of relief was getting into her car to go home, when Laurence's
words came back to her, 'Look out for Margaret.' That was her first
duty. Susan had come back with the welcome news that it was not a
complicated ankle, but Laurence would have to keep his leg up for
several days. Robin had been allowed to see the doctor at work and had
stayed at home to tell Nanny all about it. So Helen did not feel unduly
anxious about Laurence. Where to find Margaret was the next question,
and sensibly considering that her own home was the most likely place,
she drove to Lamb's Piece. In the drawing-room she found Mr. and Mrs.
Tebben and Richard, eating the paste sandwiches and drinking the cocoa
which Mrs. Tebben had for once succeeded in forcing upon them.

'I came to ask after Margaret,' Helen said. 'I hope she's all right.'

'She told Mrs. Phipps she felt so sick, poor child, that she couldn't go
on,' said her mother. 'She had to go straight to bed, and when we got
back I took up some cocoa, but she wouldn't open her door. Her light is
still on. Would you like to go up and see her?'

Helen knocked at Margaret's door and went in. Margaret was lying huddled
up in bed with the reading light on, pencil and paper at her side,
looking so miserable that Helen felt very sorry for her.

'I came to see how you were,' she said. 'May I sit down? Laurence wanted
to know. He was anxious about you.'

'I don't suppose he noticed if I were there or not,' said Margaret
sullenly.

'He did. He noticed to such an extent that when he saw Betty doing
Phaedra he fell off the platform and hurt his ankle.'

Margaret sat bolt upright in bed, staring speechlessly.

'I don't know yet whether it is broken or only sprained. Mr. Bond is
doing his part. He asked me to see what had happened to you and then he
fainted and father took him home,' said Helen, her voice shaking
perilously. 'He said he thought he and Aunt Louise had lost you between
them. I don't know what he meant.'

'Oh, Mrs. Palmer!' cried Margaret angrily.

'I don't want to be curious,' said Helen, 'but Laurence is very anxious,
and if I could take him a message that you are all right I think he
would sleep better. It hurts a good deal and I expect he will have a
temperature.'

Margaret's defences were down at once. She poured out to Helen the whole
story, part of which Helen already knew and part suspected. How Laurence
had asked her to marry him, how she had thought he wasn't serious, and
that there had never been an opportunity to meet and explain things.

'And then to-night,' she went on, 'he came up the steps in his white
cloak and I loved him so much I could hardly bear it, and then I thought
he was laughing at me and then I thought he really meant what he said,
and then just as I thought everything was going to come right, Mrs.
Palmer came in, and when she had sent him away she said the most
dreadful things to me about Laurence. And I couldn't find Laurence to
help me and I didn't know what to do, so I took off my Phaedra things
and gave them to Mrs. Palmer and told her I couldn't possibly act, and I
came home secretly and went to bed. And I was trying to write to
Laurence and tell him I couldn't ever see him again. Oh, Helen, it has
been so awful.'

Helen felt a wave of indignant anger against her Aunt Louise, first on
Laurence's behalf and then even more on behalf of the victim before her.
Without wishing any evil to her aunt, she determined to back Margaret up
against her, both for Laurence's sake and for her own.

'Of course I can't ever tell Laurence, because I daresay Mrs. Palmer
didn't really mean it and I don't want to be unfair to her,' continued
Margaret, in tears, 'but it is so awful to be told that you haven't been
behaving well. I shan't tell mummy or anyone, except you of course.'

This exception touched Helen very much.

'Aunt Palmer is very uppish sometimes,' said Helen. 'I expect she is
having tortures of remorse now, thinking you will tell Laurence and he
will hate her.'

Margaret felt that it would be as easy to tell Laurence that she had
been scourged and branded as to tell him of his aunt's cruel aspersions.

'I think,' Helen continued, 'Aunt Louise forgets that Laurence is not
her own son, not that any son would stand for the way she would like to
bully Laurence. Margaret, Laurence will be terribly unhappy till he has
seen you. Won't you come over to-morrow? If you don't he is quite
capable of coming to see you and knocking himself out completely.
Besides, you could see him alone at the Dower House.'

Margaret, still startled and unnerved, needed a good deal of persuading,
but at last, partly lured by Helen's suggestion of seeing Laurence
alone, she consented to come over about eleven o'clock.

'Only I don't know what to do about Mrs. Palmer,' she said anxiously.
'How can I see her again?'

A tap, somehow of very annoying quality, at the door, heralded Mrs.
Tebben, walking on tip-toe in case Margaret--and hence presumably Helen
also--was asleep.

'A note from the Manor House,' she exclaimed dramatically, waving it in
the air. 'One of the cowman's boys brought it. Shall I read it?'

'Is it for me?' asked Margaret.

'Yes, dear. About the next rehearsal I suppose. Wouldn't you like some
cocoa now?'

'No thank you, mummy.'

'Well, good night. Don't keep this girl up too long, Helen. If she is
really going to be sick, the sooner the better.'

As the door closed, Margaret was opening the envelope with shaking
fingers. Then she laid the letter on the bed.

'Do you think she is suddenly scolding me again?' she asked.

'I don't think so. She isn't full of malice, only of impulse. Would you
like me to read it?'

'Oh, please. It somehow makes things worse if one sees them written.'

Helen looked at the letter.

'It is very short,' she said, 'and whether you like or not I am going to
read it to you. "Please forgive," she says, "an old woman who is sorry
and ashamed. When you can call me Aunt Louise, I shall know that you
bear me no grudge."'

'What does she mean?' asked Margaret in a whisper.

'I'm only a reader, not an interpreter. Will you go to sleep now? And
can I tell Laurence to expect you to-morrow morning?'

'Please,' said Margaret.

Helen bent over and received a hug which improved her opinion of
Margaret still further. On her way out she looked into the drawing-room
and told Mrs. Tebben that Margaret was much better, dissuading her from
visiting her daughter again with cocoa, cake, biscuits, or chocolate, or
even a banana. She asked Richard, who was seeing her off, how the new
car was going. Richard told her how it had stuck in the back drive and
been rescued by Ed, but that he had no further difficulty, and his
parents were delighted with it.

'I've got to go over and see your father to-morrow morning,' he said.
'He wants to see me, I don't know what for.'

'Probably to offer you a job,' said Helen.

'I wish I thought so, but I don't think he will. Your people find me a
bit of a bore, I think.'

Helen, as indignant as a slight feeling of guilt could make her,
disclaimed the suggestion.

'They would do anything for you,' she said. 'First you saved Jessica,
and then you got the doctor for Laurence. You are rather a hero in our
family, Richard. Cheer up.'

She drove home, put her car away and went up to see Laurence. He also
was awake with his light on.

'Did you find her?' he asked.

'Yes, at home, in bed. No, not ill; just to escape from her mother I
think. She is coming to see you to-morrow morning, so good night and go
to sleep. Is it hurting?'

'Oh, it's all right, just pretty foul. Helen, are you sure she wasn't
ill, or angry, or anything?'

'Not ill, not angry. Laurence, for goodness' sake be kind to her. She is
rather young.'

'Kind? What else would I be?'

'Oh, thoughtless, exacting, selfish, difficult; yourself.'

'Helen!'

'You can't bully me, Laurence. You could bully her. I give you a solemn
warning that I am on Margaret's side, now and for ever, because I love
you so much. Go to sleep now. Do you want a drink, or aspirin, or
anything?'

'I only want to-morrow. Did she look very lovely in bed?'

'Go to sleep.'

'You are a bully yourself, Helen, but a pearl of sisters. All right,
I'll lie down and go to sleep. Good night.'

'Good night, darling; and good-bye.'

She left the room. On the stairs she stopped by a window and looked out
on the moonlight. This she reflected was the end of her life with
Laurence. She had done his last bidding, she had found his lost love and
comforted her. Now her work was done and she could go. To-morrow
Laurence would belong to Margaret. She was thankful that she had never
let Laurence see how bitterly she had once thought of his future wife.
That she had been able to control herself was Charles's doing. It was he
who had listened to her self-pity, who had set her feet upon the right
path, who had let her cry upon his comfortable shoulder. Her secret
would be safe with him, just as Aunt Louise's would be safe with
Margaret. How many secrets in people's hearts. Richard too had his
secret trouble that she had tried to solace, though why he should
suddenly think her people found him a bore, she could not guess. And
Charles. Why had Charles to go so suddenly? She remembered her vain
promise to walk with him. To-night she had meant to offer him a
moonlight walk to make amends, and in running Laurence's errands she had
forgotten her intention. Softly she went to the door of his room. It was
open and the room empty. He might have gone out alone, or he might be in
the library, though she had seen no light as she came in. Softly she
went down the stairs, along the passage. The library was in darkness,
except for moonlight pouring through the high windows. The door into the
garden was open and she stepped out into the strange brilliance of the
moon. The grass was soft to tread, the night-scented flowers heavy on
the air. She walked across the lawn to where the lily-pond lay, molten
silver with a marble edge. On the curved stone seat at its further end
sat Charles Fanshawe. Softly she trod the stone walk towards him, the
faint sound of her footsteps drowned by the splash of the little
fountain that flung diamonds towards the moon. She sat down beside him
and had nothing to say. Only night sounds of distant birds and animals
stirred the silence of which the fountain's constant diamond splash was
a part.

'What have you been doing to make you so late?' said Mr. Fanshawe.

'Laurence was very unhappy about Margaret and asked me to go and see
her. She was very miserable, some kind of misunderstanding, but when I
told her I had come from Laurence she cheered up. She is going to see
him to-morrow, and I think all will be well.'

'Will it be well for you?'

'For me? I don't know. I said good night to Laurence, and good-bye. He
didn't know what I meant. You will.'

'You are a good girl, Helen; a very good girl.'

'Outside, perhaps, Charles, not inside. I am raging like a lion inside.'

'Well?'

'You see, Laurence wanted me to speak to Margaret for him before. I
couldn't very well do that, but I thought if I were very kind to
Richard, it might make the Tebbens think what a nice family we were. So
when he asked me to help him to choose a car, I took a lot of trouble.'

'Is that what you have been doing for the last three days?'

'Of course. And helping to get his licence, and giving him tips. But
what makes me rage, Charles, is that I wasted all that time on Richard.
Margaret and Laurence seem to have had some kind of row, and now they
are going to have a glorious reconciliation, and all the trouble I have
taken over Richard hasn't really helped a bit. And all the time I was
thinking how I wished I was walking with you. And now you are going, and
Laurence will have Margaret, and I shall have nothing left. Nothing.'

Charles Fanshawe remained silent, divided between annoyance at his own
misjudgment of Helen and Richard, and relief at the simple explanation.

'But if you must go,' said Helen, 'I came to ask if you would like a
moonlight walk. I couldn't bear to feel I had disappointed you.'

'You haven't. If ever I thought you did, it was my own stupidity. I
don't think I need go after all, so let's have our walk to-morrow.'

'I'd love to. And I'm very glad it's not to-night, because what with the
rehearsal, and Laurence and Margaret, I am so very tired. Let's go in.'

They walked back, a little apart, to the house. At the library door they
paused and stood looking at the strange world under the moon.

'Helen,' said Mr. Fanshawe, and stopped.

'What do you want to say?' asked Helen, urgently, wondering why speech
was suddenly so breathless, so difficult a thing.

'To say it in one word, or rather in three,' said Mr. Fanshawe,
deliberately putting on his spectacles, 'I love you.'

'Love?' said Helen questioningly. 'Oh, I have heard so much about love
to-night. It is all foam and sunlight.'

'So was Aphrodite,' said Mr. Fanshawe. 'But she is irrelevant. Will you
marry me?'

He took off his spectacles and put them away, as he was used to do after
interviewing undergraduates.

Helen said nothing, but as she turned to go into the house she caught at
his hand and kissed it. Then she was gone into the shadow. Mr. Fanshawe
stood alone, between the cold moon and the earth.

'Humility doesn't seem very possible after this,' he remarked to the
world.




                                   XI
                          A CASE OF CONSCIENCE


In the dewy morning Gunnar came walking past Modestine's shed.

'Any news?' asked Modestine.

'I've been out all night with Kitty Dean from the Dower House. We got a
nice young rabbit.'

'Disgusting!' said Modestine.

'That's according to taste. Kitty Dean tells me that Mr. Dean is going
to give young Richard a job. No one offers me jobs. Favouritism, that's
what I call it. Nepotism, too.'

'That's only your ignorant way of speaking,' said Modestine. 'I'm
thinking of retiring myself.'

'Retiring?'

'That's what I said. Now young Richard has got a car I can take things
easier. I may do a little light village work, or take Jessica for a ride
occasionally, but no more station work for me.'

He hummed a few bars of _Non pi andrai_.

'Don't make that noise,' said Gunnar. 'I've got a frightful hangover.'

'It comes of eating uncooked meat. Stick to a vegetarian diet, and
you'll be like me.'

'That clinches the matter,' said Gunnar, and went up to the house.

                 *        *        *        *        *

After breakfast Mr. Fanshawe found Helen in the garden.

'Alluding to our conversation of last night,' he said, 'do you know that
I am about twice your age?'

'That's just about the right age,' said Helen. 'Do you think we ought to
mention it to my people now?'

'I did mention it to your father. He seemed not displeased, and said
your mother would be delighted.'

'I shouldn't think she would notice very much. Dear Charles, I do think
you are extraordinarily pleasant to be with.'

Under a sycamore, the mulberry being now so dangerous, they found Betty
reading.

'I think, Betty,' said Mr. Fanshawe, 'you may as well know that I am
your future brother-in-law.'

Betty looked up from her book and uttered a few well chosen and
well-modulated words of congratulation, winding up with the hope that
they would be married at a registrar's office, as she could not
reconcile it with her conscience to go through the mummery of being a
bridesmaid.

'I don't know,' said Mr. Fanshawe. 'There is something about the words
"the service was fully choral" which I find inexplicably attractive.'

Robin then came careering on his bicycle over the grass, as he had been
so often forbidden to do, calling Charles and Helen to come and bathe.

'I can't,' said Helen. 'I'm waiting for Margaret. Let's bathe after
tea.'

Oh, all right,' said Robin. 'I thought you were going, Uncle Charles.'

'So I was, but I'm not. I'm going to marry Helen instead.'

'Oh,' said Robin. 'I say, Uncle Charles, what do you think I did? I rode
my bike round the churchyard wall, on the flat top. Old Phipps told me
not to, but he was sextoning and didn't see. He's awfully bucked because
Mr. Patten's old mother died last night and she's to be buried in the
new bit of cemetery. I wonder if he'd let me help to dig the grave.'

And off he careered.

'Darling Charles, as we are going to spend practically the rest of our
lives together,' said Helen, 'forgive if I desert you for a moment. I
see Margaret, and I must take her up to Laurence. After that I shall
come down in walking shoes and go to the end of the world with you.'

She ran across the grass to meet Margaret and took her upstairs.

Laurence, much to his affectionate annoyance, had been delivered to the
tyranny of Nanny, who was vastly enjoying her power over her eldest
baby. By bullying and cajoling he had made Nanny help him to dress and
shave, and was sitting in the window with his leg on a cushioned stool,
looking romantic.

'Here is Margaret,' said Helen. 'I'm going for a walk with Charles, so
I'll leave her here for the present.'

Margaret stood by the door, full of delightful, but frightening
feelings.

'One step at a time does it,' said Laurence encouragingly. 'I hate to
seem discourteous to a lady guest, but would you mind bringing that
little chair with you, and then you can sit and talk to me. I mustn't
exert myself.'

'Laurence, did you really faint?' asked Margaret, installing herself at
a decent distance from her host.

'I did. There I lay, till next day,' said Laurence, with great
enjoyment, 'an ashen hue on my cheeks, my bright hair dabbled in blood.
That's the worst of dark hair, the blood doesn't show.'

'Did you really bleed?' asked Margaret, her mental eye seared with a
vision of Laurence in a swoon of death.

'No, not a drop. What happened was I thought it was you and it was
Betty, so I tripped up on the altar and fell down the steps and twisted
my foot till it was back to front.'

'Laurence!'

'Not really back to front,' said Laurence hastily, seeing her look
alarmed, 'only a nasty wrench. Would you like to see it?'

'No, no,' said Margaret and shut her eyes tightly.

'That's a pity. I wouldn't show it to everyone. Margaret what happened
to you last night? Why did you go away and make me fall off the
platform?'

'You know I didn't make you fall off the platform. I went away because I
was miserable and I went on being miserable till Helen came.'

'And then was it better?'

'Oh, yes. She said you wanted to see me.'

'So I did. So I do and evermore shall. If I could get up and kneel down
I would, and ask you to forgive me for everything you imagine I've done.
And then we could--what is it, Nanny?'

'I've brought you up a nice plate of mulberries, Master Laurence,' said
Nanny. 'Miss Susan gathered them last night and they're all nice and
ripe. You ought to have plenty of fruit when you're not taking
exercise.'

'That is quite enough of a repellent subject, Nanny,' said Laurence.
'And while I am about it, I may as well say please don't bring me any
more treats, medicinal or otherwise, for the present, because I want a
little peace. I'm going to propose to Miss Tebben.'

Nanny smiled tolerantly, and telling Margaret to take no notice of
Master Laurence's ways, left them alone.

'I had it all beautifully arranged in my mind,' said Laurence, 'but
Nanny drove it away, so I'll have to start again. Miss Tebben, I love
you to distraction. Could you possibly give me any hope?'

Margaret was unable to speak.

'Of course,' continued Laurence, 'I simply love to see you sitting
there, going pink in that delightful way but it doesn't get us anywhere.
Could you come a little nearer? Or shall I risk mortification followed
by gangrene and amputation and come to you?'

He made as if he would rise, but Margaret with a swift movement was
kneeling at his side, laying both her hands on his arm, begging him to
keep still.

'I'll lie here for ever if you ask me to,' said Laurence, putting his
arm round her and gently pulling her to him. 'You will find a kind of
hollow in my shoulder, eminently suitable for people to put their heads
in. I've never cared much about having it used, but if you would just
give it a trial and tell me what you think of it--well, Susan, and what
do _you_ want?'

'I suppose you're engaged,' said Susan looking at Laurence and Margaret
without much interest. 'I'll be a bridesmaid if you like. I say,
Laurence, do you know where Robin's pocket comb is? He thinks he dropped
it in your room last night when the doctor was here, and he wants to
comb the stable cat. She's been out all night and got full of burrs. Are
you better?'

'Much better. And tell Robin I don't know where his comb is, and he'd
better ask Nanny, but not to tell her what he wants it for. And I am
engaged, and in a moment Margaret will be engaged too. And I don't want
to see you or Robin till lunch-time.'

'All right,' said Susan and left the door open.

'They do put one off one's stroke, don't they?' said Laurence. 'Is that
bit of my shoulder right for you, darling?'

Margaret's reply was a muffled 'Laurence!' which appeared to give
complete satisfaction to the invalid.

At that moment Doris Phipps, who had no business to be upstairs, came
past the door with the beauty cream, which she was taking back to the
second housemaid's bedroom. She looked in, gave a shriek and
disappeared.

'You are now compromised, Miss Tebben,' said Laurence proudly, 'and will
have to marry me at once. My precious bird, have you any objection?'

Margaret was understood to say that she hadn't.

'Well, Doris will doubtless spread the news about,' said Laurence, 'so
we needn't worry. Now I think you might kiss me--but not unless you
really want to.'

'I do,' said Margaret.

                 *        *        *        *        *

Richard, once more a prey to despondency, arrived at the Dower House and
asked for Mr. Dean. His underhand conduct in listening at the
drawing-room window had been so preying on his mind that he could hardly
force himself to keep his appointment. Until the early hours of the
morning he had lain awake, debating with himself whether he ought to
tell Mr. Dean. If, as Helen said, Mr. Dean was going to offer him a job,
would it be fair to take it after so basely betraying his hospitality.
The question was still undecided in his mind. An impartial observer
would have said that he had been quite enough punished for a momentary
lapse from the strict path of honour by his own tormented conscience,
but Richard was gloomily inclined to torture himself still further.

In the library Mr. Fanshawe was writing a letter. The parlourmaid said
Mr. Dean was expecting Mr. Richard, and would be down in a moment.

'Well, Richard?' said Mr. Fanshawe. 'I have a kind of idea why you are
here, and if it's what I think, I will say that you have all my good
wishes.'

'Thanks awfully,' said Richard, knowing what a black monster of
dishonour he really was, and now unworthy of anyone's good wishes.

'I say, sir,' he continued, measuring a paper weight against an A.B.C.
with meticulous care, 'could I ask your advice about something?'

'Well?'

'Supposing someone heard something about themselves that wasn't very
nice, and they hadn't exactly been listening, but just happened to hear,
and then went on listening without meaning to, do you think they ought
to do anything about it? I mean, do you think they ought to tell the
person that said the thing that they had heard it, so as to be more
truthful? I mean, suppose the person that said the thing, or at least
the person that the thing was said to, was going to do something rather
kind for them, do you think they ought to take it or not?'

'My advice to your friend,' said Mr. Fanshawe gravely, 'for I have
noticed that it is always a friend called "they" who is involved in
these cases, would be to say nothing about it, try to forget what he had
heard, and take the offered benefit. Nothing is served by emotional
muck-rakings. He, if they is a he, would only give pain to his potential
benefactor and do no good to himself. I hear Helen calling me for our
walk. Good luck.'

Richard breathed more freely as light came to him. He began to realise
that his impulse to a noble confession was a piece of showing off which
would have made both Mr. and Mrs. Dean very uncomfortable. When Mr. and
Mrs. Dean came in, he was able to face them with a mind almost at ease.
Mrs. Dean had only come for a book. She smiled divinely at Richard and
went out again. He discovered, as he held the door open for her, that
though she was still the loveliest woman he had ever seen, his heart was
now his own, and after the upheaval of the last few weeks he was
pleasantly relieved.

He and Mr. Dean then had a short talk, the upshot of which was that Mr.
Dean's firm would be willing to take Richard into the business side on a
small salary, with the prospect of doing well as he rose in the office.
It would mean a year's training in London, possibly followed by some
years abroad, and an assured future, as far as could be seen. Mr. Dean
wanted him to start the following week, if his parents were willing.
Richard knew that, beyond his mother's natural anxiety about the
washing, there would be no difficulty and thanked Mr. Dean most
gratefully.

'Then that's settled, said Mr. Dean. 'I am more indebted to you,
Richard, than you can ever be to me, and I look forward very much to
seeing you do well. You will report to my secretary at the office next
Wednesday at eleven. Now you might go and find some of the children.
They will be delighted to hear that you are coming into the family
business.'

                 *        *        *        *        *

In the stable yard Robin was combing the unwilling Kitty Dean, and Susan
was sitting on the horse-block, watching him.

'I say,' said Richard, sitting down beside her, 'what do you think? Your
father is going to have me in the business.'

'Oh, golly, that's good,' said Susan. 'I'm frightfully, terribly,
_ghastlily_ pleased.'

'I have to begin work next week,' said Richard importantly, 'and very
likely I'll be going abroad.'

'Well, I'll be here when you come back. Richard, I simply knew something
would happen for you when you saved Jessica's life. You were perfectly
marvellous, and I've thought about it ever since.'

'Oh, rot,' said Richard. 'You were the one that really kept their head.
You were splendid. I'll always come and see you when I get back from
abroad. I say. I was thinking of calling my new car Susan.'

'Oh, Richard!' said Susan and hit him violently on the leg, and they sat
in the sunshine in great contentment.






[End of August Folly, by Angela Thirkell]
