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Title: The Runagates Club
Author: Buchan, John (1875-1940)
Date of first publication: 1928
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   London, Edinburgh, New York, Toronto,
   and Paris: Thomas Nelson, undated
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    THE
    RUNAGATES CLUB

    BY

    JOHN BUCHAN





                                    TO

                             LADY SALISBURY




                                 PREFACE


A London dining-club is a curious organism, for it combines great
tenacity of life with a chameleon-like tendency to change its colour. A
club which begins as a haunt of roysterers may end as a blameless
academic fraternity; another, which at the start is a meeting-place of
the intelligent, becomes in the progress of time a select coterie of
sportsmen. So it has been with the institution of which I am the
chronicler. It has changed its name and is now the Thursday Club, and
the number of permissible members has been increased. Its dinners are
admirable; conversation at its board is dignified and a little serious;
it has enlarged its interests, and would not now refuse a Lord
Chancellor or a Bishop.

But in its infancy it was different. Founded just after the close of the
War by a few people who had been leading queer lives and wanted to keep
together, it was a gathering of youngish men who met only for
reminiscences and relaxation. It was officially limited to fifteen
members--fifteen, because a dozen was dull, thirteen was unlucky, and
fourteen had in those days an unpleasing flavour of President Wilson and
his points. At first, until Burminster took it in hand, the food and
wine were execrable; hence the name of the Runagates Club, given it by
Lamancha from the verse in the 68th Psalm: "He letteth the runagates
continue in scarceness."

But all defects in the fare were atoned for by the talk, which, like
that of Praed's Vicar,

                        "slipped from politics to puns,
                 And passed from Mahomet to Moses."

You could never tell what topic would engage the company, and no topic
was left unadorned, for I do not suppose there has ever been a group
with such varied experiences and attainments. Each man was in his own
way an expert; but, while knowledge might be specialized, the life of
each had been preposterously varied. The War had flattened out grooves
and set every man adventuring. So the lawyer and the financier were also
soldiers; the Greek scholar had captained a Bedawin tribe; the traveller
had dabbled in secret service; the journalist had commanded a battalion;
the historian had been mate on a novel kind of tramp; the ornithologist
had watched more perilous things than birds; the politician had handled
a rougher humanity than an English electorate. Some of the members, like
Lord Lamancha, Sir Edward Leithen, and Sir Arthur Warcliff, were
familiar to the public; others were known only to narrow circles; but at
the Runagates Club they were of one family and totem, like old
schoolfellows.

Good talk is not for reproduction in cold print. But at those early
dinners there were reminiscences which may well be rescued from
oblivion, for all were story-tellers on occasion. Indeed, it became the
fashion once a month for a member to entertain the company with a more
or less complete narrative. From these I have made a selection which I
now set forth.





CONTENTS


   I. THE GREEN WILDEBEEST: SIR RICHARD
      HANNAY'S STORY

  II. THE FRYING-PAN AND THE FIRE: THE
      DUKE OF BURMINSTER'S STORY

      1. THE FRYING-PAN

      2. THE FIRE

 III. DR. LARTIUS: MR. PALLISER-YEATES'S
      STORY

  IV. THE WIND IN THE PORTICO: MR. HENRY
      NIGHTINGALE'S STORY

   V. "DIVUS" JOHNSTON: LORD LAMANCHA'S
      STORY

  VI. THE LOATHLY OPPOSITE: MAJOR OLIVER
      PUGH'S STORY

 VII. SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE: SIR EDWARD
      LEITHEN'S STORY

VIII. SHIP TO TARSHISH: MR. RALPH COLLATT'S
      STORY

  IX. SKULE SKERRY: MR. ANTHONY HURRELL'S
      STORY

   X. "TENDEBANT MANUS:" SIR ARTHUR
      WARCLIFF'S STORY

  XI. THE LAST CRUSADE: MR. FRANCIS MARTENDALE'S
      STORY

 XII. FULLCIRCLE: MR. MARTIN PECKWETHER'S
      STORY




I. THE GREEN WILDEBEEST

_SIR RICHARD HANNAY'S STORY_

We carry with us the wonders we seek without us; there is all Africa and
her prodigies in us.

                                    SIR THOMAS BROWNE: _Religio Medici_.




THE RUNAGATES CLUB




I. THE GREEN WILDEBEEST


We were talking about the persistence of race qualities--how you might
bury a strain for generations under fresh graftings, but the aboriginal
sap would some day stir. The obvious instance was the Jew, and Pugh had
also something to say about the surprises of a tincture of hill blood in
the Behari. Peckwether, the historian, was inclined to doubt. The old
stock, he held, could disappear absolutely as if by a chemical change,
and the end be as remote from the beginnings as--to use his phrase--a
ripe Gorgonzola from a bucket of new milk.

"I don't believe you're ever quite safe," said Sandy Arbuthnot.

"You mean that an eminent banker may get up one morning with a strong
wish to cut himself shaving in honour of Baal?"

"Maybe. But the tradition is more likely to be negative. There are some
things that for no particular reason he won't like, some things that
specially frighten him. Take my own case. I haven't a scrap of real
superstition in me, but I hate crossing a river at night. I fancy a lot
of my blackguard ancestors got scuppered at moonlight fords. I believe
we're all stuffed full of atavistic fears, and you can't tell how or
when a man will crack till you know his breeding."

"I think that's about the truth of it," said Hannay, and after the
discussion had rambled on for a while he told us this tale.

       *       *       *       *       *

Just after the Boer War (he said) I was on a prospecting job in the
north-eastern Transvaal. I was a mining engineer, with copper as my
speciality, and I had always a notion that copper might be found in big
quantities in the Zoutpansberg foothills. There was of course Messina at
the west end, but my thoughts turned rather to the north-east corner,
where the berg breaks down to the crook of the Limpopo. I was a young
man then, fresh from two years' campaigning with the Imperial Light
Horse, and I was thirsty for better jobs than trying to drive elusive
burghers up against barbed wire and blockhouses. When I started out with
my mules from Pietersburg on the dusty road to the hills, I think I felt
happier than ever before in my life.

I had only one white companion, a boy of twenty-two called Andrew Du
Preez. Andrew, not Andries, for he was named after the Reverend Andrew
Murray, who had been a great Pope among the devout Afrikanders. He came
of a rich Free State farming family, but his particular branch had been
settled for two generations in the Wakkerstroom region along the upper
Pongola. The father was a splendid old fellow with a head like Moses,
and he and all the uncles had been on commando, and most of them had had
a spell in Bermuda or Ceylon. The boy was a bit of a freak in that
stock. He had been precociously intelligent, and had gone to a good
school in the Cape and afterwards to a technical college in
Johannesburg. He was as modern a product as the others were survivals,
with none of the family religion or family politics, very keen on
science, determined to push his way on the Rand--which was the Mecca of
all enterprising Afrikanders--and not very sorry that the war should
have found him in a place from which it was manifestly impossible to
join the family banner. In October '99 he was on his first job in a new
mining area in Rhodesia, and as he hadn't much health he was wise enough
to stick there till peace came.

I had known him before, and when I ran across him on the Rand I asked
him to come with me, and he jumped at the offer. He had just returned
from the Wakkerstroom farm, to which the rest of his clan had been
repatriated, and didn't relish the prospect of living in a tin-roofed
shanty with a father who read the Bible most of the day to find out why
exactly he had merited such misfortunes. Andrew was a hard young
sceptic, in whom the family piety produced acute exasperation.... He was
a good-looking boy, always rather smartly dressed, and at first sight
you would have taken him for a young American, because of his heavy
hairless chin, his dull complexion, and the way he peppered his ordinary
speech with technical and business phrases. There was a touch of the
Mongol in his face, which was broad, with high cheek bones, eyes
slightly slanted, short thick nose, and rather full lips. I remembered
that I had seen the same thing before in young Boers, and I thought I
knew the reason. The Du Preez family had lived for generations close up
to the Kaffir borders, and somewhere had got a dash of the tar-brush.

We had a light wagon with a team of eight mules, and a Cape-cart drawn
by four others; five boys went with us, two of them Shangaans, and three
Basutos from Malietsie's location north of Pietersburg. Our road was
over the Wood Bush, and then north-east across the two Letabas to the
Pufuri river. The countryside was amazingly empty. Beyer's commandos had
skirmished among the hills, but the war had never reached the plains; at
the same time it had put a stop to all hunting and prospecting and had
scattered most of the native tribes. The place had become in effect a
sanctuary, and I saw more varieties of game than I had ever seen before
south of the Zambesi, so that I wished I were on a hunting trip instead
of on a business job. Lions were plentiful, and every night we had to
build a _scherm_ for our mules and light great fires, beside which we
listened to their eerie serenades.

It was early December, and in the Wood Bush it was the weather of an
English June. Even in the foothills, among the wormwood and wild
bananas, it was pleasant enough, but when we got out into the plains it
was as hot as Tophet. As far as the eye could reach, the bushveld rolled
its scrub like the scrawled foliage a child draws on a slate, with here
and there a baobab swimming unsteadily in the glare. For long stretches
we were away from water, and ceased to see big game--only Kaffir queens
and tick-birds, and now and then a wild ostrich. Then on the sixth day
out from Pietersburg we raised a blue line of mountains on the north,
which I knew to be the eastern extension of the Zoutpansberg. I had
never travelled this country before, and had never met a man who had, so
we steered by compass, and by one of the old bad maps of the Transvaal
Government. That night we crossed the Pufuri, and next day the landscape
began to change. The ground rose, so that we had a sight of the distant
Lebombo hills to the east, and mopani bushes began to appear--a sure
sign of a healthier country.

That afternoon we were only a mile or two from the hills. They were the
usual type of berg which you find everywhere from Natal to the
Zambesi--cut sheer, with an overhang in many places, but much broken up
by kloofs and fissures. What puzzled me was the absence of streams. The
ground was as baked as the plains, all covered with aloe and cactus and
thorn, with never a sign of water. But for my purpose the place looked
promising. There was that unpleasant metallic green that you find in a
copper country, so that everything seemed to have been steeped in a
mineral dye--even the brace of doves which I shot for luncheon.

We turned east along the foot of the cliffs, and presently saw a curious
feature. A promontory ran out from the berg, connected by a narrow
isthmus with the main _massif_. I suppose the superficial area of the
top might have been a square mile or so; the little peninsula was deeply
cut into by ravines, and in the ravines tall timber was growing. Also we
came to well-grassed slopes, dotted with mimosa and syringa bushes. This
must mean water at last, for I had never found yellowwoods and
stinkwoods growing far from a stream. Here was our outspan for the
night, and when presently we rounded a corner and looked down into a
green cup I thought I had rarely seen a more habitable place. The sight
of fresh green herbage always intoxicated me, after the dust and heat
and the ugly greys and umbers of the bushveld. There was a biggish kraal
in the bottom, and a lot of goats and leggy Kaffir sheep on the slopes.
Children were bringing in the cows for the milking, smoke was going up
from the cooking fires, and there was a cheerful evening hum in the air.
I expected a stream, but could see no sign of one: the cup seemed to be
as dry as a hollow of the Sussex Downs. Also, though there were patches
of mealies and Kaffir corn, I could see no irrigated land. But water
must be there, and after we had fixed a spot for our outspan beside a
clump of olive-woods, I took Andrew and one of our boys and strolled
down to make inquiries.

I daresay many of the inhabitants of that kraal had never seen a white
man before, for our arrival made a bit of a sensation. I noticed that
there were very few young men about the place, but an inordinate number
of old women. The first sight of us scattered them like plovers, and we
had to wait for half an hour, smoking patiently in the evening sun,
before we could get into talk with them. Once the ice was broken,
however, things went well. They were a decent peaceable folk, very shy
and scared and hesitating, but with no guile in them. Our presents of
brass and copper wire and a few tins of preserved meat made a tremendous
impression. We bought a sheep from them at a ridiculously small price,
and they threw in a basket of green mealies. But when we raised the
water question we struck a snag.

There was water, good water, they said, but it was not in any pan or
stream. They got it morning and evening from up there--and they pointed
to the fringe of a wood under the cliffs where I thought I saw the roof
of a biggish _rondavel_. They got it from their Father; they were
Shangaans, and the word they used was not the ordinary word for chief,
but the name for a great priest and medicine-man.

I wanted my dinner, so I forbore to inquire further. I produced some
more Kaffir truck, and begged them to present it with my compliments to
their Father, and to ask for water for two white strangers, five of
their own race, and twelve mules. They seemed to welcome the
proposition, and a string of them promptly set off uphill with their big
calabashes. As we walked back I said something foolish to Andrew about
having struck a Kaffir Moses who could draw water from the rock. The lad
was in a bad temper. "We have struck an infernal rascal who has made a
corner in the water supply and bleeds these poor devils. He's the kind
of grafter I would like to interview with a sjambok."

In an hour we had all the water we wanted. It stood in a row of
calabashes, and beside it the presents I had sent to the provider. The
villagers had deposited it and then vanished, and our boys who had
helped them to carry it were curiously quiet and solemnized. I was
informed that the Father sent the water as a gift to the strangers
without payment. I tried to cross-examine one of our Shangaans, but he
would tell me nothing except that the water had come from a sacred place
into which no man could penetrate. He also muttered something about a
wildebeest which I couldn't understand. Now the Kaffir is the most
superstitious of God's creatures. All the way from Pietersburg we had
been troubled by the vivid imaginations of our outfit. They wouldn't
sleep in one place because of a woman without a head who haunted it;
they dared not go a yard along a particular road after dark because of a
spook that travelled it in the shape of a rolling ball of fire. Usually
their memories were as short as their fancies were quick, and five
minutes after their protest they would be laughing like baboons. But
that night they seemed to have been really impressed by something. They
did not chatter or sing over their supper, but gossiped in undertones,
and slept as near Andrew and myself as they dared.

Next morning the same array of gourds stood before our outspan, and
there was enough water for me to have a tub in my collapsible bath. I
don't think I ever felt anything colder.

I had decided to take a holiday and go shooting. Andrew would stay in
camp and tinker up one of the wheels of the mule-wagon which had
suffered from the bush roads. He announced his intention of taking a
walk later and interviewing the water-merchant.

"For Heaven's sake, be careful," I said. "Most likely he's a priest of
sorts, and if you're not civil to him we'll have to quit this country. I
make a point of respecting the gods of the heathen."

"All you English do," he replied tartly. "That's why you make such a
damned mess of handling Kaffirs.... But this fellow is a business man
with a pretty notion of cornering public utilities. I'm going to make
his acquaintance."

I had a pleasant day in that hot scented wilderness. First I tried the
low ground, but found nothing there but some old spoor of kudu, and a
paauw which I shot. Then I tried the skirts of the berg to the east of
the village, and found that the kloofs, which from below looked
climbable, had all somewhere a confounded overhang which checked me. I
saw no way of getting to the top of the plateau, so I spent the
afternoon in exploring the tumbled glacis. There was no trace of copper
here, for the rock was a reddish granite, but it was a jolly flowery
place, with green dells among the crags, and an amazing variety of
birds. But I was glad that I had brought a water-bottle, for I found no
water; it was there all right, but it was underground. I stalked a
bushbuck ram and missed him, but I got one of the little buck like
chamois which the Dutch call _klipspringer_. With it and the paauw
strung round my neck I sauntered back leisurely to supper.

As soon as I came in sight of the village I saw that something had
played the deuce with it. There was a great hubbub going on, and all the
folk were collected at the end farthest away from our camp. The camp
itself looked very silent. I could see the hobbled mules, but I could
see nothing of any of our outfit. I thought it best in these
circumstances to make an inconspicuous arrival, so I bore away to my
left, crossed the hollow lower down where it was thick with scrub, and
came in on the outspan from the south. It was very silent. The cooking
fires had been allowed to go out, though the boys should have been
getting ready the evening meal, and there seemed to be not a single
black face on the premises. Very uneasy, I made for our sleeping tent,
and found Andrew lying on his bed, smoking.

"What on earth has happened?" I demanded. "Where are Coos and Klemboy
and..."

"Quit," he said shortly. "They've all quit."

He looked sulky and tired and rather white in the face, and there seemed
to be more the matter with him than ill temper. He would lay down his
pipe, and press his hand on his forehead like a man with a bad headache.
Also he never lifted his eyes to mine. I daresay I was a bit harsh, for
I was hungry, and there were moments when I thought he was going to cry.
However, at last I got a sort of story out of him.

He had finished his job on the wagon wheel in the morning, and after
luncheon had gone for a walk to the wood above the village at the foot
of the cliffs. He wanted to see where the water came from, and to have a
word with the man who controlled it. Andrew, as I have told you, was a
hard young realist and, by way of reaction from his family, a determined
foe of superstition, and he disliked the notion of this priest and his
mumbo-jumbo. Well, it seemed that he reached the priest's
headquarters--it was the big _rondavel_ we had seen from below, and
there was a kind of stockade stretching on both sides, very strongly
fenced, so that the only entrance was through the _rondavel_. He had
found the priest at home, and had, according to his account, spoken to
him civilly and had tried to investigate the water problem. But the old
man would have nothing to say to him, and peremptorily refused his
request to be allowed to enter the enclosure. By and by Andrew lost his
temper, and forced his way in. The priest resisted and there was a
scuffle; I daresay Andrew used his sjambok, for a backveld Dutchman can
never keep his hands off a Kaffir.

I didn't like the story, but it was no use being angry with a lad who
looked like a sick dog.

"What is inside? Did you find the water?" I asked.

"I hadn't time. It's a thick wood and full of beasts. I tell you I was
scared out of my senses and had to run for my life."

"Leopards?" I asked. I had heard of native chiefs keeping tame leopards.

"Leopards be damned. I'd have faced leopards. I saw a wildebeest as big
as a house--an old brute, grey in the nozzle and the rest of it
green--green, I tell you. I took a pot shot at it and ran.... When I
came out the whole blasted kraal was howling. The old devil must have
roused them. I legged it for home.... No, they didn't follow, but in
half an hour all our outfit had cut their stick ... didn't wait to pick
up their duds.... Oh, hell, I can't talk. Leave me alone."

I had laughed in spite of myself. A wildebeest is not ornamental at the
best, but a green one must be a good recipe for the horrors. All the
same I felt very little like laughing. Andrew had offended the village
and its priest, played havoc with the brittle nerves of our own boys,
and generally made the place too hot to hold us. He had struck some kind
of native magic, which had frightened him to the bone for all his
scepticism. The best thing I could do seemed to be to try and patch up a
peace with the water-merchant. So I made a fire and put on a kettle to
boil, stayed my hunger with a handful of biscuits, and started out for
the _rondavel_. But first I saw that my revolver was loaded, for I
fancied that there might be trouble. It was a calm bright evening, but
up from the hollow where the kraal lay there rose a buzz like angry
wasps.

No one interfered with me; indeed, I met no one till I presented myself
at the _rondavel_ door. It was a big empty place, joined to the
stockades on both sides, and opposite the door was another which opened
on to a dull green shade. I never saw a _scherm_ so stoutly built. There
was a palisade of tall pointed poles, and between them a thick wall of
wait-a-bit thorns interlaced with a scarlet-flowered creeper. It would
have taken a man with an axe half a day to cut a road through. The only
feasible entrance was by the _rondavel_.

An old man was squatted on an earthen floor, which had been so pounded
and beaten that it looked like dark polished stone. His age might have
been anything above seventy from the whiteness of his beard, but there
seemed a good deal of bodily strength left in him, for the long arms
which rested on his knees were muscular. His face was not the squat face
of the ordinary Kaffir, but high-boned and regular, like some types of
well-bred Zulu. Now that I think of it, there was probably Arab blood
in him. He lifted his head at the sound of my steps, and by the way he
looked at me I knew that he was blind.

There he sat without a word, every line of his body full of dejection
and tragedy. I had suddenly a horrible feeling of sacrilege. That that
young fool Andrew should have lifted his hand upon an old man, and a
blind man, and outraged some harmless _tabu_ seemed to me an abominable
thing. I felt that some holiness had been violated, something ancient
and innocent cruelly insulted. At that moment there was nothing in the
world I wanted so much as to make restitution.

I spoke to him, using the Shangaan word which means both priest and
king. I told him that I had been away hunting and had returned to find
that my companion had made bad mischief. I said that Andrew was very
young, and that his error had been only the foolishness and
hot-headedness of youth. I said--and my voice must have shown him that I
meant it--that I was cut to the heart by what had happened, that I bowed
my head in the dust in contrition, and that I asked nothing better than
to be allowed to make atonement; ... Of course I didn't offer money. I
would as soon have thought of offering a tip to the Pope.

He never lifted his head, so I said it all over again, and the second
time it was genuine pleading. I had never spoken like that to a Kaffir
before, but I could not think of that old figure as a Kaffir, but as the
keeper of some ancient mystery which a rude hand had outraged.

He spoke at last. "There can be no atonement," he said. "Wrong has been
done, and on the wrong-doer must fall the penalty."

The words were wholly without menace; rather he spoke as if he were an
unwilling prophet of evil. He was there to declare the law, which he
could not alter if he wanted.

I apologized, I protested, I pled, I fairly grovelled; I implored him to
tell me if there was no way by which the trouble could be mended; but if
I had offered him a million pounds I don't believe that that old fellow
would have changed his tone. He seemed to feel, and he made me feel it
too, that a crime had been committed against the law of nature, and that
it was nature, not man, that would avenge it. He wasn't in the least
unfriendly; indeed, I think he rather liked the serious way I took the
business and realized how sorry I was; his slow sentences came out
without a trace of bitterness. It was this that impressed me so
horribly--he was like an old stone oracle repeating the commands of the
God he served.

I could make nothing of him, though I kept at it till the shadows had
lengthened outside, and it was almost dark within the _rondavel_. I
wanted to ask him at least to help me to get back my boys, and to make
our peace with the village, but I simply could not get the words out.
The atmosphere was too solemn to put a practical question like that....

I was turning to go away, when I looked at the door on the far side.
Owing to the curious formation of the cliffs the sinking sun had only
now caught the high tree-tops, and some ricochet of light made the
enclosure brighter than when I first arrived. I felt suddenly an
overwhelming desire to go inside.

"Is it permitted, Father," I said, "to pass through that door?"

To my surprise he waved me on. "It is permitted," he said, "for you have
a clean heart." Then he added a curious thing. "What was there is there
no more. It has gone to the fulfilling of the law."

It was with a good deal of trepidation that I entered that uncanny
_enceinte_. I remembered Andrew's terror, and I kept my hand on my
revolver, for I had a notion that there might be some queer fauna
inside. There was light in the upper air, but below it was a kind of
olive-green dusk. I was afraid of snakes, also of tiger-cats, and there
was Andrew's green wildebeest!

The place was only a couple of acres in extent, and though I walked very
cautiously I soon had made the circuit of it. The _scherm_ continued in
a half-moon on each side till it met the sheer wall of the cliffs. The
undergrowth was not very thick, and out of it grew tall straight trees,
so that the wood seemed like some old pagan grove. When one looked up,
the mulberry sunset sky showed in patches between the feathery tops, but
where I walked it was very dark.

There was not a sign of life in it, not a bird or beast, not the crack
of a twig or a stir in the bushes; all was as quiet and dead as a crypt.
Having made the circuit I struck diagonally across, and presently came
on what I had been looking for--a pool of water. The spring was nearly
circular, with a diameter of perhaps six yards, and what amazed me was
that it was surrounded by a parapet of hewn stone. In the centre of the
grove there was a little more light, and I could see that that stonework
had never been made by Kaffir hands. Evening is the time when water
comes to its own; it sleeps in the day, but it has its own strange life
in the darkness. I dipped my hand in it and it was as cold as ice. There
was no bubbling in it, but there seemed to be a slow rhythmical
movement, as if fresh currents were always welling out of the deeps and
always returning. I have no doubt that it would have been crystal clear
if there had been any light, but, as I saw it, it was a surface of
darkest jade, opaque, impenetrable, swaying to some magic impulse from
the heart of the earth.

It is difficult to explain just the effect it had on me. I had been
solemnized before, but this grove and fountain gave me the abject
shapeless fear of a child. I felt that somehow I had strayed beyond the
reasonable world. The place was clean against nature. It was early
summer, so these dark aisles should have been alive with moths and
flying ants and all the thousand noises of night. Instead it was utterly
silent and lifeless, dead as a stone except for the secret pulsing of
the cold waters.

I had had quite enough. It is an absurd thing to confess, but I
bolted--shuffled through the undergrowth and back into the _rondavel_,
where the old man still sat like Buddha on the floor.

"You have seen?" he asked.

"I have seen," I said--"but I do not know what I have seen. Father, be
merciful to foolish youth."

He repeated again the words that had chilled me before. "What was there
has gone to fulfil the law."

I ran all the way back to our outspan, and took some unholy tosses on
the road, for I had got it into my head that Andrew was in danger. I
don't think I ever believed in his green wildebeest, but he had been
positive that the place was full of animals, and I knew for a fact that
it was empty. Had some fearsome brute been unloosed on the world?

I found Andrew in our tent, and the kettle I had put on to boil empty,
and the fire out. The boy was sleeping heavily with a flushed face, and
I saw what had happened. He was practically a teetotaller, but he had
chosen to swallow a good third of one of our four bottles of whisky. The
compulsion must have been pretty strong which drove him to drink.

       *       *       *       *       *

After that our expedition went from bad to worse. In the morning there
was no water to be had, and I didn't see myself shouldering a calabash
and going back to the grove. Also our boys did not return, and not a
soul in the kraal would come near us. Indeed, all night they had kept up
a most distressing racket, wailing and beating little drums. It was no
use staying on, and, for myself, I had a strong desire to get out of the
neighbourhood. The experience of the night before had left an
after-taste of disquiet in my mind, and I wanted to flee from I knew not
what. Andrew was obviously a sick man. We did not carry clinical
thermometers in those days, but he certainly had fever on him.

So we inspanned after breakfast, and a heavy job trekking is when you
have to do all the work yourself. I drove the wagon and Andrew the
Cape-cart, and I wondered how long he would be able to sit on his seat.
My notion was that by going east we might be able to hire fresh boys,
and start prospecting in the hill-country above the bend of the Limpopo.

But the word had gone out against us. You know the way in which Kaffirs
send news for a hundred miles as quick as the telegraph--by drum-taps or
telepathy--explain it any way you like. Well, we struck a big kraal that
afternoon, but not a word would they say to us. Indeed, they were
actually threatening, and I had to show my revolver and speak pretty
stiffly before we got off. It was the same next day, and I grew nervous
about our provisions, for we couldn't buy anything--not a chicken or an
egg or a mealie-cob. Andrew was a jolly companion. He had relapsed into
the primeval lout, and his manners were those of a cave-man. If he had
not been patently suffering, I would have found it hard to keep my
temper.

Altogether it was a bright look-out, and to crown all, on the third
morning Andrew went down like a log with the worst bout of malaria I
have ever seen. That fairly put the lid on it. I thought it was going to
be black-water, and all my irritation at the boy vanished in my anxiety.
There was nothing for it but to give up the expedition and make the best
speed possible to the coast. I made for Portuguese territory, and that
evening got to the Limpopo. Happily we struck a more civil brand of
native, who had not heard of our performances, and I was able to make a
bargain with the headman of the village, who undertook to take charge
of our outfit till it was sent for, and sold us a big native boat. I
hired four lusty fellows as rowers, and next morning we started down the
river.

We spent a giddy five days before I planted Andrew in hospital at
Loureno Marques. The sickness was not black-water, thank God, but it
was a good deal more than ordinary malaria; indeed, I think there was a
touch of brain fever in it. Curiously enough I was rather relieved when
it came. I had been scared by the boy's behaviour the first two days. I
thought that the old priest had actually laid some curse on him; I
remembered how the glade and the well had solemnized even me, and I
considered that Andrew, with a Kaffir strain somewhere in his ancestry,
was probably susceptible to something which left me cold. I had knocked
too much about Africa to be a dogmatic sceptic about the mysteries of
the heathen. But this fever seemed to explain it. He had been sickening
for it; that was why he had behaved so badly to the old man, and had
come back babbling about a green wildebeest. I knew that the beginnings
of fever often make a man light-headed so that he loses all self-control
and gets odd fancies.... All the same I didn't quite convince myself. I
couldn't get out of my head the picture of the old man and his ominous
words, or that empty grove under the sunset.

I did my best for the boy, and before we reached the coast the worst had
passed. A bed was made for him in the stern, and I had to watch him by
night and day to prevent him going overboard among the crocodiles. He
was apt to be violent, for in his madness he thought he was being
chased, and sometimes I had all I could do to keep him in the boat. He
would scream like a thing demented, and plead, and curse, and I noticed
as a queer thing that his ravings were never in Dutch but always in
Kaffir--mostly the Sesutu which he had learnt in his childhood. I
expected to hear him mention the green wildebeest, but to my comfort he
never uttered the name. He gave no clue to what frightened him, but it
must have been a full-sized terror, for every nerve in his body seemed
to be quivering, and I didn't care to look at his eyes.

The upshot was that I left him in bed in hospital, as weak as a kitten,
but with the fever gone and restored to his right mind. He was again the
good fellow I had known, very apologetic and grateful. So with an easy
conscience I arranged for the retrieving of my outfit and returned to
the Rand.

       *       *       *       *       *

Well, for six months I lost sight of Andrew. I had to go to Namaqualand,
and then up to the copper country of Barotseland, which wasn't as easy a
trek as it is to-day. I had one letter from him, written from
Johannesburg--not a very satisfactory epistle, for I gathered that the
boy was very unsettled. He had quarrelled with his family, and he didn't
seem to be contented with the job he had got in the goldfields. As I had
known him he had been a sort of school-book industrious apprentice,
determined to get on in the world, and not in the least afraid of a dull
job and uncongenial company. But this letter was full of small grouses.
He wanted badly to have a talk with me--thought of chucking his work and
making a trip north to see me; and he ended with an underlined request
that I should telegraph when I was coming down-country. As it happened,
I had no chance just then of sending a telegram, and later I forgot
about it.

By-and-by I finished my tour and was at the Falls, where I got a local
Rhodesian paper. From it I had news of Andrew with a vengeance. There
were columns about a murder in the bushveld--two men had gone out to
look for Kruger's treasure and one had shot the other, and to my horror
I found that the one who was now lying in Pretoria gaol under sentence
of death was my unhappy friend.

You remember the wild yarns after the Boer War about a treasure of gold
which Kruger in his flight to the coast had buried somewhere in the
Selati country. That, of course, was all nonsense: the wily ex-President
had long before seen the main funds safe in a European bank. But I
daresay some of the officials had got away with Treasury balances, and
there may have been bullion cached in the bushveld. Anyhow every
scallywag south of the Zambesi was agog about the business, and there
were no end of expeditions which never found a single Transvaal
sovereign. Well, it seemed that two months before Andrew and a Dutchman
called Smit had started out to try their luck, and somewhere on the
Olifants the two had gone out one evening and only one had returned.
Smit was found by the native boys with a hole in his head, and it was
proved that the bullet came from Andrew's rifle, which he had been
carrying when the two set out. After that the story became obscure.
Andrew had been very excited when he returned and declared that he had
"done it at last," but when Smit's body was found he denied that he had
shot him. But it was clear that Smit had been killed by Andrew's
sporting .303, and the natives swore that the men had been constantly
quarrelling and that Andrew had always shown a very odd temper. The
Crown prosecutor argued that the two believed they had found treasure,
and that Andrew had murdered Smit in cold blood to prevent his sharing.
The defence seemed to be chiefly the impossibility of a guilty man
behaving as Andrew had behaved, and the likelihood of his having fired
at a beast in the dark and killed his companion. It sounded to me very
thin, and the jury did not believe it, for their verdict was wilful
murder.

I knew that it was simply incredible that Andrew could have committed
the crime. Men are queer cattle, and I wouldn't have put even murder
past certain fairly decent fellows I knew, but this boy was emphatically
not one of them. Unless he had gone stark mad I was positive that he
could never have taken human life. I knew him intimately, in the way you
know a man you have lived alone with for months, and that was one of the
things I could bank on. All the same it seemed clear that he had shot
Smit.... I sent the longest telegram I ever sent in my life to a Scotch
lawyer in Johannesburg called Dalgleish whom I believed in, telling him
to move heaven and earth to get a reprieve. He was to see Andrew and
wire me details about his state of mind. I thought then that temporary
madness was probably our best line, and I believed myself that that was
the explanation. I longed to take the train forthwith to Pretoria, but I
was tied by the heels till the rest of my outfit came in. I was tortured
by the thought that the hanging might have already taken place, for that
wretched newspaper was a week old.

In two days I got Dalgleish's reply. He had seen the condemned man, and
had told him that he came from me. He reported that Andrew was curiously
peaceful and apathetic, and not very willing to talk about the business
except to declare his innocence. Dalgleish thought him not quite right
in his mind, but he had been already examined, and the court had
rejected the plea of insanity. He sent his love to me and told me not to
worry.

I stirred up Dalgleish again, and got a further reply. Andrew admitted
that he had fired the rifle, but not at Smit. He had killed something,
but what it was he would not say. He did not seem to be in the least
keen to save his neck.

When I reached Bulawayo, on my way south, I had a brain-wave, but the
thing seemed so preposterous that I could hardly take it seriously.
Still I daren't neglect any chance, so I wired again to Dalgleish to try
to have the execution postponed, until he got hold of the priest who
lived in the berg above the Pufuri. I gave him full directions how to
find him. I said that the old man had laid some curse on Andrew, and
that that might explain his state of mind. After all, demoniacal
possession must be equivalent in law to insanity. But by this time I had
become rather hopeless. It seemed a futile thing to be wiring this
rigmarole when every hour was bringing the gallows nearer.

I left the railroad at Mafeking, for I thought I could save the long
circuit by De Aar by trekking across country. I would have done better
to stick to the train, for everything went wrong with me. I had a
breakdown at the drift of the Selons river and had to wait a day in
Rustenburg, and I had trouble again at Commando Nek, so that it was the
evening of the third day before I reached Pretoria.... As I feared, it
was all over. They told me in the hotel that Andrew had been hanged that
morning.

I went back to Johannesburg to see Dalgleish with a cold horror at my
heart and complete mystification in my head. The Devil had taken an
active hand in things and caused a hideous miscarriage of justice. If
there had been anybody I could blame I would have felt better, but the
fault seemed to lie only with the crookedness of fate.... Dalgleish
could tell me little. Smit had been the ordinary scallywag, not much of
a fellow and no great loss to the world; the puzzle was why Andrew
wanted to go with him. The boy in his last days had been utterly
apathetic--bore no grudge against anybody--appeared at peace with the
world, but didn't seem to want to live. The predikant who visited him
daily could make nothing of him. He appeared to be sane enough, but,
beyond declaring his innocence, was not inclined to talk, and gave no
assistance to those who were trying to get a reprieve ... scarcely took
any interest in it.... He had asked repeatedly for me, and had occupied
his last days in writing me a long letter, which was to be delivered
unopened into my hand. Dalgleish gave me the thing, seven pages in
Andrew's neat calligraphy, and in the evening on his stoep I read it.

It was like a voice speaking to me out of the grave, but it was not the
voice I knew. Gone was the enlightened, commercially minded young man,
who had shed all superstition, and had a dapper explanation for
everything in heaven and earth. It was a crude boy who had written those
pages, a boy in whose soul old Calvinistic terrors had been awakened,
and terrors older still out of primordial African shadows.

He had committed a great sin--that was the point he insisted upon, and
by this sin he had set free something awful to prey on the world.... At
first it seemed sheer raving mania to me, but as I mused on it I
remembered my own feelings in that empty grove. I had been solemnized,
and this boy, with that in his blood which was not in mine, had suffered
a cataclysmic spiritual experience. He did not dwell on it, but his few
sentences were eloquent in their harsh intensity. He had struggled, he
had tried to make light of it, to forget it, to despise it; but it rode
him like a nightmare. He thought he was going mad. I had been right
about that touch of brain fever.

As far as I could make it out, he believed that from that outraged
sanctuary something real and living had gone forth, something at any
rate of flesh and blood. But this idea may not have come to him till
later, when his mind had been for several months in torture, and he had
lost the power of sleep. At first, I think, his trouble was only an
indefinite haunting, a sense of sin and impending retribution. But in
Johannesburg the _malaise_ had taken concrete form. He believed that
through his act something awful was at large, with infinite power for
evil--evil not only against the wrong-doer himself but against the
world. And he believed that it might still be stopped, that it was still
in the eastern bush. So crude a fancy showed how his normal intelligence
had gone to bits. He had tumbled again into the backveld world of his
childhood.

He decided to go and look for it. That was where the tough white strain
in him came out. He might have a Kaffir's blind terrors, but he had the
frontier Boer's cast-iron courage. If you think of it, it needed a
pretty stout heart to set out to find a thing the thought of which set
every nerve quivering. I confess I didn't like to contemplate that
lonely, white-faced, tormented boy. I think he knew that tragedy must be
the end of it, but he had to face up to that and take the consequences.

He heard of Smit's expedition, and took a half share in it. Perhaps the
fact that Smit had a baddish reputation was part of the attraction. He
didn't want as companion a man with whom he had anything in common, for
he had to think his own thoughts and follow his own course.

Well, you know the end of it. In his letter he said nothing about the
journey, except that he had found what he sought. I can readily believe
that the two did not agree very well--the one hungry for mythical
treasure, the other with a problem which all the gold in Africa could
not solve.... Somewhere, somehow, down in the Selati bushveld his
incubus took bodily form, and he met--or thought he met--the thing which
his impiety had released. I suppose we must call it madness. He shot his
comrade, and thought he had killed an animal. "If they had looked next
morning they would have found the spoor," he wrote. Smit's death didn't
seem to trouble him at all--I don't think he quite realized it. The
thing that mattered for him was that he had put an end to a terror and
in some way made atonement. "Good-bye, and don't worry about me," were
the last words, "I am quite content."

I sat a long time thinking, while the sun went down over the
Magaliesberg. A gramophone was grinding away on an adjacent stoep, and
the noise of the stamps on the Rand came like far-away drums. People at
that time used to quote some Latin phrase about a new thing always
coming out of Africa. I thought that it was not the new things in Africa
that mattered, so much as the old things.

       *       *       *       *       *

I proposed to revisit that berg above the Pufuri and have a word with
the priest, but I did not get a chance till the following summer, when I
trekked down the Limpopo from Main Drift. I didn't like the job, but I
felt bound to have it out with that old man for Andrew's sake. You see,
I wanted something more to convince the Wakkerstroom household that the
boy had not been guilty, as his father thought, of the sin of Cain.

I came round the corner of the berg one January evening after a day of
blistering heat, and looked down on the cup of green pasture. One
glance showed me that there was not going to be any explanation with the
priest.... A bit of the cliff had broken away, and the rock fall had
simply blotted out the grove and the _rondavel_. A huge mass of dbris
sloped down from half-way up the hill, and buried under it were the tall
trees through which I had peered up at the sky. Already it was feathered
with thorn-bush and grasses. There were no patches of crops on the sides
of the cup, and crumbling mud walls were all that remained of the kraal.
The jungle had flowed over the village, and, when I entered it, great
moon-flowers sprawled on the rubble, looking in the dusk like ghosts of
a vanished race.

There was one new feature in the place. The landslip must have released
the underground water, for a stream now flowed down the hollow. Beside
it, in a meadow full of agapanthus and arum lilies, I found two
Australian prospectors. One of them--he had been a Melbourne
bank-clerk--had a poetic soul. "Nice little place," he said. "Not
littered up with black fellows. If I were on a homesteading job, I
reckon I'd squat here."




II. THE FRYING-PAN AND THE FIRE

_THE DUKE OF BURMINSTER'S STORY_


From the Bath, in its most exotic form, degenerate patrician youth
passed to the coarse delights of the Circus, and thence to that parody
of public duties which it was still the fashion of their class to
patronize.
                                   _Von Letterbeck_: _Imperial Rome_.




II. THE FRYING-PAN AND THE FIRE


PART I--THE FRYING-PAN

Lamancha had been staying for the week-end at some country house, and
had returned full of wrath at the way he had been made to spend his
evenings. "I thought I hated bridge," he said, "but I almost longed for
it as a change from cracking my brain and my memory to find lines from
poets I had forgotten to describe people I didn't know. I don't like
games that make me feel a congenital idiot. But there was one that
rather amused me. You invented a preposterous situation, and the point
was to explain naturally how it came about. Drink, lunacy, and practical
joking were barred as explanations. One problem given was the Bishop of
London on a camel, with a string of sea-trout round his neck, playing on
a penny whistle on the Hoe at Plymouth. There was a fellow there, a
Chancery K.C., who provided a perfectly sensible explanation."

"I have heard of stranger things," said Sandy Arbuthnot, and he winked
at Burminster, who flushed and looked uncomfortable. As the rest of our
eyes took the same direction the flush deepened on that round cheerful
face.

"It's no good, Mike," said Arbuthnot. "We've been waiting months for
that story of yours, and this is the place and the hour for it. We'll
take no denial."

"Confound you, Sandy, I can't tell it. It's too dashed silly."

"Not a bit of it. It's full of profound philosophical lessons, and it's
sheer romance, as somebody has defined the thing--strangeness flowering
from the commonplace. So pull up your socks and get going."

"I don't know how to begin," said Burminster.

"Well, I'll start it for you.... The scene is the railway station of
Langshiels on the Scottish Borders on a certain day last summer. On the
platform are various gentlemen in their best clothes with rosettes in
their buttonholes--all strictly sober, it being but the third hour of
the afternoon. There are also the rudiments of a brass band. Clearly a
distinguished visitor is expected. The train enters the station, and
from a third-class carriage descends our only Mike with a muddy face and
a scratched nose. He is habited in dirty white cord breeches, shocking
old butcher boots, a purple knitted waistcoat, and what I believe is
called a morning coat; over all this splendour a ticky ulster--clearly
not his own since it does not meet--and on his head an unspeakable
bowler hat. He is welcomed by the deputation and departs, attended by
the band, to a political meeting in the Town Hall. But first--I quote
from the local paper--'the Duke, who had arrived in sporting costume,
proceeded to the Station Hotel, where he rapidly changed.' We want to
know the reason of these cantrips."

Burminster took a long pull at his tankard, and looked round the company
with more composure.

"It isn't much of a story, but it's true, and, like nearly every scrape
I ever got into, Archie Roylance was at the bottom of it. It all started
from a discussion I had with Archie. He was staying with me at
Larristane, and we got talking about the old Border raiders and the way
the face of the countryside had changed and that sort of thing. Archie
said that, now the land was as bare as a marble-topped table and there
was no cover on the hills to hide a tomtit, a man couldn't ride five
miles anywhere between the Cheviots and the Clyde without being seen by
a dozen people. I said that there was still plenty of cover if you knew
how to use it--that you could hide yourself as well on bent and heather
as in a thick wood if you studied the shadows and the lie of the land,
same as an aeroplane can hide itself in an empty sky. Well, we argued
and argued, and the upshot was that I backed myself to ride an agreed
course, without Archie spotting me. There wasn't much money on it--only
an even sovereign--but we both worked ourselves up into considerable
keenness. That was where I fell down. I might have known that anything
Archie was keen about would end in the soup.

"The course we fixed was about fifteen miles long, from Gledfoot bridge
over the hills between Gled and Aller and the Blae Moor to the Mains of
Blae. That was close to Kirk Aller, and we agreed, if we didn't meet
before, to forgather at the Cross Keys and have tea and motor home.
Archie was to start from a point about four miles north-east of Gledfoot
and cut in on my road at a tangent. I could shape any course I liked,
but I couldn't win unless I got to the Mains of Blae before five
o'clock without being spotted. The rule about that was that he must get
within speaking distance of me--say three hundred yards--before he held
me up. All the Larristane horses were at grass, so we couldn't look for
pace. I chose an old hunter of mine that was very leery about bogs;
Archie picked a young mare that I had hunted the season before and that
he had wanted to buy from me. He said that by rights he ought to have
the speedier steed, since, if he spotted me, he had more or less to ride
me down.

"We thought it was only a pleasant summer day's diversion. I didn't want
to give more than a day to it, for I had guests arriving that evening,
and on the Wednesday--this was a Monday--I had to take the chair for
Deloraine at a big Conservative meeting at Langshiels, and I meant to
give a lot of time to preparing a speech. I ought to say that neither of
us knew the bit of country beyond its general lines, and we were
forbidden to carry maps. The horses were sent on, and at 9.30 a.m. I was
at Gledfoot bridge ready to start. I was wearing khaki riding breeches,
polo boots, an old shooting coat, and a pretty old felt hat. I mention
my costume, for later it became important.

"I may as well finish with Archie, for he doesn't come any more into
this tale. He hadn't been half an hour in the saddle when he wandered
into a bog, and it took him till three in the afternoon to get his horse
out. Consequently he chucked in his hand, and went back to Larristane.
So all the time I was riding cunning and watching out of my right eye to
see him on the skyline, he was sweating and blaspheming in a peat moss.

"I started from Gledfoot up the Rinks burn in very good spirits, for I
had been studying the big Ordnance map and I believed I had a soft
thing. Beyond the Rinks Hope I would cross the ridge to the top of the
Skyre burn, which at its head is all split up into deep grassy gullies.
I had guessed this from the map, and the people at Gledfoot had
confirmed it. By one or other of these gullies I could ride in good
cover till I reached a big wood of firs that stretched for a mile down
the left bank of the burn. Archie, to cut in on me, had a pretty steep
hill to cross, and I calculated that by the time he got on the skyline I
would be in the shelter of one of the gullies or even behind the wood.
Not seeing me on the upper Skyre, he would think that I had bustled a
bit and would look for me lower down the glen. I would lie doggo and
watch for him, and when I saw him properly started I meant to slip up a
side burn and get into the parallel glen of the Hollin. Once there I
would ride like blazes, and either get to the Blae Moor before him--in
which case I would simply canter at ease up to the Mains of Blae--or, if
I saw him ahead of me, fetch a circuit among the plantings and come in
on the farm from the other side. That was the general lay out, but I had
other dodges in hand in case Archie tried to be clever.

"So I tittuped along the hill turf beside the Rinks burn, feeling happy
and pretty certain I would win. My horse, considering he was fresh from
the grass, behaved very well, and we travelled in good style. My head
was full of what I was going to say at Langshiels, and I thought of some
rather fine things--'Our opponents would wreck the old world in order to
build a new, but you cannot found any system on chaos, not even
Communism'--I rather fancied that. Well, to make a long story short, I
got to the Rinks Hope in thirty minutes, and there I found the herd
gathering his black-faced lambs.

"Curiously enough I knew the man--Prentice, they called him--for he had
been one of the young shepherds at Larristane. So I stopped to have a
word with him, and watched him at work. He was short-handed for the job,
and he had a young collie only half-trained, so I offered to give him a
hand and show my form as a mounted stockman. The top of that glen was
splendid going, and I volunteered to round up the west hirsel. I
considered that I had plenty of time and could spare ten minutes to help
a pal.

"It was a dashed difficult job, and it took me a good half-hour, and it
was a mercy my horse didn't get an over-reach among the mossy
well-heads. However, I did it, and when I started off again both I and
my beast were in a lather of sweat. That must have confused me, and the
way I had been making circles round the sheep, for I struck the wrong
feeder, and instead of following the one that led to the top of the
Skyre burn I kept too much to my left. When I got to the watershed I
looked down on a country utterly different from what I had expected.
There was no delta of deep gullies, but a broad green cup seamed with
stone walls, and below it a short glen which presently ran out into the
broader vale of the Aller.

"The visibility was none too good, so I could not make out the further
prospect. I ought to have realized that this was not the Skyre burn. But
I only concluded that I had misread the map, and besides, there was a
big wood lower down which I thought was the one I had remarked. There
was no sign of Archie as yet on the high hills to my right, so I decided
I had better get off the skyline and make my best speed across that bare
green cup.

"It took me a long time, for I had a lot of trouble with the stone
dykes. The few gates were all fastened up with wire, and I couldn't
manage to undo them. So I had to scramble over the first dyke, and half
pull down the next, and what with one thing and another I wasted a
shocking amount of time. When I got to the bottom, I found that the burn
was the merest trickle, not the strong stream of the Skyre, which is a
famous water for trout. But there, just ahead of me, was the big wood,
so I decided I must be right after all.

"I had kept my eye lifting to the ridge on the right, and suddenly I saw
Archie. I know now that it wasn't he, but it was a man on a horse and it
looked his living image. He was well down the hillside and he was moving
fast. He didn't appear to have seen me, but I realized that he would in
a minute, unless I found cover.

"I jogged my beast with the spur, and in three seconds was under cover
of the fir-wood. But here I found a track, and it struck me that it was
this track which Archie was following, and that he would soon be up with
me. The only thing to do seemed to be to get inside the wood. But this
was easier said than done, for a great wall with broken bottles on the
top ran round that blessed place. I had to do something pretty quick,
for I could hear the sound of hoofs behind me, and on the left there was
nothing but the benty side of a hill.

"Just then I saw a gate, a massive thing of close-set oak splints, and
for a mercy it was open. I pushed through it and slammed it behind me.
It shut with a sharp click as if it was a patent self-locking
arrangement. A second later I heard the noise of a horse outside and
hands trying the gate. Plainly they couldn't open it. The man I thought
was Archie said 'Damn' and moved away.

"I had found sanctuary, but the question now was how to get out of it. I
dismounted and wrestled with the gate, but it was as firm as a rock.
About this time I began to realize that something was wrong, for I
couldn't think why Archie should have wanted to get through the gate if
he hadn't seen me, and, if he had seen me, why he hadn't shouted,
according to our rules. Besides, this wasn't a wood, it was the grounds
of some house, and the map had shown no house in the Skyre glen.... The
only thing to do was to find somebody to let me out. I didn't like the
notion of riding about in a stranger's policies, so I knotted my bridle
and let my beast graze, while I proceeded on foot to prospect.

"The ground shelved steeply, and almost at once my feet went from under
me and I slithered down a bank of raw earth. You see there was no grip
in the smooth soles of my polo boots. The next I knew I had banged hard
into the back of a little wooden shelter which stood on a sunny
mantelpiece of turf above the stream. I picked myself up and limped
round the erection, rubbing the dirt from my eyes, and came face to face
with a group of people.

"They were all women, except one man, who was reading aloud to them,
and they were all lying in long chairs. Pretty girls they seemed to be
from the glimpse I had of them, but rather pale, and they all wore
bright-coloured cloaks.

"I daresay I looked a bit of a ruffian, for I was very warm and had got
rather dirty in slithering down, and had a rent in my breeches. At the
sight of me the women gave one collective bleat like a snipe, and
gathered up their skirts and ran. I could see their cloaks glimmering as
they dodged like woodcock among the rhododendrons.

"The man dropped his book and got up and faced me. He was a young fellow
with a cadaverous face and side-whiskers, and he seemed to be in a funk
of something, for his lips twitched and his hands shook as if he had
fever. I could see that he was struggling to keep calm.

"'So you've come back, Mr. Brumby,' he said. 'I hope you had a g-good
time?'

"For a moment I had a horrid suspicion that he knew me, for they used to
call me 'Brummy' at school. A second look convinced me that we had never
met, and I realized that the word he had used was Brumby. I hadn't a
notion what he meant, but the only thing seemed to be to brazen it out.
That was where I played the fool. I ought to have explained my mistake
there and then, but I still had the notion that Archie was hanging
about, and I wanted to dodge him. I dropped into a long chair, and said
that I had come back and that it was a pleasant day. Then I got out my
pipe.

"'Here, you mustn't do that,' he said. 'It isn't allowed.'

"I put the pipe away, and wondered what lunatic asylum I had wandered
into. I wasn't permitted to wonder long, for up the path from the
rhododendrons came two people in a mighty hurry. One was an
anxious-faced oldish man dressed like a valet, and the other a
middle-aged woman in nurse's uniform. Both seemed to be excited, and
both to be trying to preserve an air of coolness.

"'Ah, Schwester,' said the fellow with the whiskers. 'Here is Mr. Brumby
back again and none the worse.'

"The woman, who had kind eyes and a nice gurgling voice, looked at me
reproachfully.

"'I hope you haven't taken any harm, sir,' she said. 'We had better go
back to the house, and Mr. Grimpus will give you a nice bath and a
change, and you'll lie down a bit before luncheon. You must be very
tired, sir. You'd better take Mr. Grimpus's arm.'

"My head seemed to be spinning, but I thought it best to lie low and do
what I was told till I got some light. Silly ass that I was, I was still
on the tack of dodging Archie. I could easily have floored Grimpus, and
the man with the whiskers wouldn't have troubled me much, but there was
still the glass-topped wall to get over, and there might be heftier
people about, grooms and gardeners and the like. Above all, I didn't
want to make any more scenes, for I had already scared a lot of sick
ladies into the rhododendrons.

"So I went off quite peaceably with Grimpus and the sister, and
presently we came to a house like a small hydropathic, hideously ugly
but beautifully placed, with a view south to the Aller valley. There
were more nurses in the hall, and a porter with a jaw like a
prize-fighter. Well, I went up in a lift to the second floor, and there
was a bedroom with a balcony, and several trunks, and brushes on the
dressing-table lettered H. B. They made me strip and get into a
dressing-gown, and then a doctor arrived, a grim fellow with gold
spectacles and a soft, bedside manner. He spoke to me soothingly about
the beauty of the weather and how the heather would soon be in bloom on
the hill; he also felt my pulse and took my blood pressure, and talked
for a long time in a corner with the sister. If he said there was
anything wrong with me he lied, for I had never felt fitter in my life
except for the bewilderment of my brain.

"Then I was taken down in a lift to the basement, and Grimpus started
out to give me a bath. My hat! that was a bath! I lay in six inches of
scalding water, while a boiling cataract beat on my stomach; then it
changed to hot hail and then to gouts that hit like a pick-axe; and then
it all turned to ice. But it made me feel uncommonly frisky. After that
they took me back to my bedroom and I had a gruelling massage, and what
I believe they call violet rays. By this time I was fairly bursting with
vim, but I thought it best to be quite passive, and when they told me I
must try to sleep before luncheon, I only grinned and put my head on the
pillow like a child. When they left me I badly wanted to smoke, but my
pipe had gone with my clothes, and I found laid out for me a complete
suit of the man Brumby's flannels.

"As I lay and reflected I began to get my bearings. I knew where I was.
It was a place called Craigiedean, about six miles from Kirk Aller,
which had been used as a shell-shock hospital during the War and had
been kept on as a home for nervous cases. It wasn't a private asylum, as
I had thought at first; it called itself a Kurhaus, and was supposed to
be the last thing in science outside Germany. Now and then, however, it
got some baddish cases, people who were almost off their rocker, and I
fancied that Brumby was one. He was apparently my double, but I didn't
believe in exact doubles, so I guessed that he had just arrived, and
hadn't given the staff time to know him well before he went off on the
bend. The horseman whom I had taken for Archie must have been out
scouring the hills for him.

"Well, I had dished Archie all right, but I had also dished myself. At
any moment the real Brumby might wander back, and then there would be a
nice show up. The one thing that terrified me was that my identity
should be discovered, for this was more or less my own countryside, and
I should look a proper ass if it got about that I had been breaking into
a nerve-cure place, frightening women, and getting myself treated like a
gentle loony. Then I remembered that my horse was in the wood and might
be trusted to keep on grazing along the inside of the wall where nobody
went. My best plan seemed to be to wait my chance, slip out of the
house, recover my beast and find some way out of the infernal park. The
wall couldn't be everywhere, for after all the place wasn't an asylum.

"A gong sounded for luncheon, so I nipped up, and got into Brumby's
flannels. They were all right for length, but a bit roomy. My money and
the odds and ends from my own pockets were laid out on the
dressing-table, but not my pipe and pouch, which I judged had been
confiscated.

"I wandered downstairs to a big dining-room, full of little tables, with
the most melancholy outfit seated at them that you ever saw in all your
days. The usual thing was to have a table to oneself, but sometimes two
people shared one--husband and wife, no doubt, or mother and daughter.
There were eight males including me, and the rest were females of every
age from flappers to grandmothers. Some looked pretty sick, some quite
blooming, but all had a watchful air, as if they were holding themselves
in and pursuing some strict rgime. There was no conversation, and
everybody had brought a book or a magazine which they diligently
studied. In the centre of each table, beside the salt and pepper, stood
a little fleet of medicine bottles. The sister who led me to my place
planted down two beside me.

"I soon saw the reason of the literary absorption. The food was simply
bestial. I was hungry and thirsty enough to have eaten two beefsteaks
and drunk a quart of beer, and all I got was three rusks, a plate of
thin soup, a pure of vegetables, and a milk pudding in a teacup. I
envied the real Brumby, who at that moment, if he had any sense, was
doing himself well in a public-house. I didn't dare to ask for more in
case of inviting awkward questions, so I had plenty of leisure to
observe the company. Nobody looked at anybody else, for it seemed to be
the fashion to pretend you were alone in a wilderness, and even the
couples did not talk to each other. I made a cautious preliminary
survey to see if there was any one I knew, but they were all strangers.
After a time I felt so lonely that I wanted to howl.

"At last the company began to get up and straggle out. The sister whom I
had seen first--the others called her Schwester and she seemed to be
rather a boss--appeared with a bright smile and gave me my medicine. I
had to take two pills and some horrid drops out of a brown bottle. I
pretended to be very docile, and I thought that I'd take the chance to
pave the way to getting to my horse. So I said that I felt completely
rested, and would like a walk that afternoon. She shook her head.

"'No, Mr. Brumby. Dr. Miggle's orders are positive that you rest
to-day.'

"'But I'm feeling really very fit,' I protested. 'I'm the kind of man
who needs a lot of exercise.'

"'Not yet,' she said with a patient smile. 'At present your energy is
morbid. It comes from an irregular nervous complex, and we must first
cure that before you can lead a normal life. Soon you'll be having nice
long walks. You promised your wife, you know, to do everything that you
were told, and it was very wrong of you to slip out last night and make
us all so anxious. Dr. Miggle says that must _never_ happen again.' And
she wagged a reproving finger.

"So I had a wife to add to my troubles. I began now to be really
worried, for not only might Brumby turn up any moment, but his precious
spouse, and I didn't see how I was to explain to her what I was doing in
her husband's trousers. Also the last sentence disquieted me. Dr.
Miggle was determined that I should not bolt again, and he looked a
resolute lad. That meant that I would be always under observation, and
that at night my bedroom door would be locked.

"I made an errand to go up to my room, while Grimpus waited for me in
the hall, and had a look at the window. There was a fine thick Virginia
creeper which would make it easy to get to the floor beneath, but it was
perfectly impossible to reach the ground, for below was a great chasm of
a basement. There was nothing doing that way, unless I went through the
room beneath, and that meant another outrage and probably an appalling
row.

"I felt very dispirited as I descended the stairs, till I saw a woman
coming out of that identical room.... Blessed if it wasn't my Aunt
Letitia!

"I needn't have been surprised, for she gave herself out as a martyr to
nerves, and was always racing about the world looking for a cure. She
saw me, took me for Brumby, and hurried away. Evidently Brumby's doings
had got about, and there were suspicions of his sanity. The moment was
not propitious for following her, since Grimpus was looking at me.

"I was escorted to the terrace by Grimpus, tucked up in a long chair,
and told to stay there and bask in the sun. I must not read, but I could
sleep if I liked. I never felt less like slumber, for I was getting to
be a very good imitation of a mental case. I must get hold of Aunt
Letitia. I could see her in her chair at the other end of the terrace,
but if I got up and went to her she would take me for that loony Brumby
and have a fit.

"I lay cogitating and baking in the sun for about two hours. Then I
observed that sisters were bringing out tea or medicines to some of the
patients, and I thought I saw a chance of a move. I called one of them
to me, and in a nice invalidish voice complained that the sun was too
hot for me and that I wanted to be moved to the other end where there
was more shade. The sister went off to find Grimpus and presently that
sportsman appeared.

"'I've had enough of this sun-bath,' I told him, 'and I feel a headache
coming. I want you to shift me to the shade of the beeches over there.'

"'Very good, sir,' he said, and helped me to rise, while he picked up
chair and rugs. I tottered delicately after him, and indicated a vacant
space next to Aunt Letitia. She was dozing, and mercifully did not see
me. The chair on my other side was occupied by an old gentleman who was
sound asleep.

"I waited for a few minutes and began to wriggle my chair a bit nearer.
Then I made a pellet of earth from a crack in the paving stones and
jerked it neatly on to her face.

"'Hist!' I whispered. 'Wake up, Aunt Letty.'

"She opened one indignant eye, and turned it on me, and I thought she
was going to swoon.

"'Aunt Letty,' I said in an agonized voice. 'For Heaven's sake don't
shout. I'm not Brumby. I'm your nephew Michael.'

"Her nerves were better than I thought, for she managed to take a pull
on herself and listen to me while I muttered my tale. I could see that
she hated the whole affair, and had some kind of grievance against me
for outraging the sanctity of her pet cure. However, after a bit of
parleying, She behaved like a brick.

"'You are the head of our family, Michael,' she said, 'and I am bound to
help you out of the position in which your own rashness has placed you.
I agree with you that it is essential to have no disclosure of identity.
It is the custom here for patients to retire to their rooms at
eight-thirty. At nine o'clock I shall have my window open, and if you
enter by it you can leave by the door. That is the most I can do for
you. Now please be silent, for I am ordered to be very still for an hour
before tea.'

"You, can imagine that after that the time went slowly. Grimpus brought
me a cup of tea and a rusk, and I fell asleep and only woke when he came
at half-past six to escort me indoors. I would have given pounds for a
pipe. Dinner was at seven, and I said that I would not trouble to
change, though Brumby's dress-clothes were laid out on the bed. I had
the needle badly, for I had a horrid fear that Brumby might turn up
before I got away.

"Presently the doctor arrived, and after cooing over me a bit and
feeling my pulse, he started out to cross-examine me about my past life.
I suppose that was to find out the subconscious complexes which were
upsetting my wits. I decided to go jolly carefully, for I suspected that
he had either given Brumby the once-over or had got some sort of report
about his case. I was right, for the first thing he asked me was about
striking my sister at the age of five. Well, I haven't got a sister,
but I had to admit to beating Brumby's, and I said the horrible affair
still came between me and my sleep. That seemed to puzzle him, for
apparently I oughtn't to have been thinking about it; it should have
been buried deep in my unconscious self, and worrying me like a thorn in
your finger which you can't find. He asked me a lot about my nurse, and
I said that she had a brother who went to gaol for sheep-stealing. He
liked that, and said it was a fruitful line of inquiry. Also he wanted
to know about my dreams, and said I should write them down. I said I had
dreamed that a mare called Nursemaid won the Oaks, but found there was
no such animal running. That cheered him up a bit, and he said that he
thought my nurse might be the clue. At that I very nearly gave the show
away by laughing, for my nurse was old Alison Hyslop, who is now the
housekeeper at Larristane, and if anybody called her a clue she'd have
their blood.

"Dinner was no better than luncheon--the same soup and rusks and
vegetables, with a bit of ill-nourished chicken added. This time I had
to take three kinds of medicine instead of two. I told the sister that I
was very tired, and Grimpus took me upstairs at eight o'clock. He said
that Dr. Miggle proposed to give me another go of violet rays, but I
protested so strongly that I was too sleepy for his ministrations that
Grimpus, after going off to consult him, announced that for that evening
the rays would be omitted. You see I was afraid that they would put me
to bed and remove my clothes, and I didn't see myself trapesing about
the country in Brumby's pyjamas.

"As Grimpus left me I heard the key turn in the lock. It was as well
that I had made a plan with Aunt Letitia.

"At nine o'clock I got out of my window. It was a fine night, with the
sun just setting and a young moon. The Virginia creeper was sound, and
in less than a minute I was outside Aunt Letitia's window. She was
waiting in a dressing-gown to let me in, and I believe the old soul
really enjoyed the escapade. She wanted to give me money for my travels,
but I told her that I had plenty. I poked my nose out, saw that the
staircase and hall were empty, and quietly closed the door behind me.

"The big hall door was shut, and I could hear the prize-fighting porter
moving in his adjacent cubby hole. There was no road that way, so I
turned to the drawing-room, which opened on the terrace. But that was
all in darkness, and I guessed that the windows were shuttered. There
was nothing for it but to try downstairs. I judged that the servants
would be at supper, so I went through a green-baize swing-door and down
a long flight of stone steps.

"Suddenly I blundered into a brightly lit kitchen. There was no one in
it, and beyond was a door which looked as if it might lead to the open
air. It actually led to a scullery, where a maid was busy at a tap. She
was singing to herself a song called 'When the kye come hame,' so I knew
she belonged to the countryside. So did I, and I resolved to play the
bold game.

"'Hey, lassie,' I said. 'Whaur's the road out o' this hoose? I maun be
back in Kirk Aller afore ten.'

"The girl stopped her singing and stared at me. Then in response to my
grin she laughed.

"'Are ye frae Kirk Aller?' she asked.

"'I've gotten a job there,' I said. 'I'm in the Cally station, and I
cam' up about a parcel for ane o' the leddies here. But I come frae
farther up the water, Larristane way.'

"'D'ye say sae? I'm frae Gledside mysel'. What gars ye be in sic a
hurry? It's a fine nicht and there's a mune.'

"She was a flirtatious damsel, but I had no time for dalliance.

"'There's a lassie in Kirk Aller will take the heid off me if I keep her
waitin'.'

"She tossed her head and laughed. 'Haste ye then, my mannie. Is it
Shanks' powny?'

"'Na, na, I've a bicycle ootbye.'

"'Well, through the wash-hoose and up the steps and roond by the
roddydendrums and ye're in the yaird. Guid-nicht to ye.'

"I went up the steps like a lamplighter and dived into the
rhododendrons, coming out on the main avenue. It ran long and straight
to the lodge gates, and I didn't like the look of it. My first business
was to find my horse, and I had thought out more or less the direction.
The house stood on the right bank of the burn, and if I kept to my left
I would cross the said burn lower down and could then walk up the other
side. I did this without trouble. I forded the burn in the meadow, and
was soon climbing the pine-wood which clothed the gorge. In less than
twenty minutes I had reached the gate in the wall by which I had
entered.

"There was no sign of my horse anywhere. I followed the wall on my left
till it curved round and crossed the burn, but the beast was not there,
and it was too dark to look for hoof-marks. I tried to my right and got
back to the level of the park, but had no better luck. If I had had any
sense I would have given up the quest, and trusted to getting as far as
Gledfoot on my own feet. The horse might be trusted to turn up in his
own time. Instead I went blundering on in the half-light of the park,
and presently I blundered into trouble.

"Grimpus must have paid another visit to my room, found me gone, seen
the open window, and started a hue-and-cry. They would not suspect my
Aunt Letitia, and must have thought that I had dropped like a cat into
the basement. The pursuit was coming down the avenue, thinking I had
made for the lodge gates, and as ill-luck would have it, I had selected
that moment to cross the drive, and they spotted me. I remember that out
of a corner of one eye I saw the lights of a fly coming up the drive,
and I wondered if Brumby had selected this inauspicious moment to
return.

"I fled into the park with three fellows after me. Providence never
meant me for a long-distance runner, and, besides, I was feeling weak
from lack of nourishment. But I was so scared of what would happen if I
was caught that I legged it like a miler, and the blighters certainly
didn't gain on me.

"But what I came to was the same weary old wall with the bottle glass on
the top of it. I was pretty desperate, and I thought I saw a way. A
young horse-chestnut tree grew near the wall and one bough overhung it.
I made a jump at the first branch, caught it, and with a bit of trouble
swung myself up into the crutch. This took time, and one of the fellows
came up and made a grab at my leg, but I let him have Brumby's
rubber-soled heel in the jaw.

"I caught the bigger branch and wriggled along it till I was above and
beyond the wall. Then the dashed thing broke with my twelve stone, and I
descended heavily on what looked like a highroad.

"There was no time to spare, though I was a bit shaken, for the pursuit
would not take long to follow me. I started off down that road looking
for shelter, and I found it almost at once. There was a big covered
horse-van moving ahead of me, with a light showing from the interior. I
sprinted after it, mounted the step and stuck my head inside.

"'Can I come in?' I panted. 'Hide me for ten minutes and I'll explain.'

"I saw an old, spectacled, whiskered face. It was portentously solemn,
but I thought I saw a twinkle in the eye.

"'Ay,' said a toothless mouth, 'ye can come in.' A hand grabbed my
collar, and I was hauled inside. That must have been just when the first
of my pursuers dropped over the wall."


PART II--THE FIRE

"I had got into a caravan which was a sort of bedroom, and behind the
driver's seat was a double curtain. There I made myself inconspicuous
while the old man parleyed with the pursuit.

"'Hae ye seen a gentleman?' I could hear a panting voice. 'Him that
drappit ower the wa'? He was rinnin' hard.'

"'What kind of a gentleman?'

"'He had on grey claithes--aboot the same height as mysel'.' The speaker
was not Grimpus.

"'Naebody passed me,' was the strictly truthful answer. 'Ye'd better
seek the ither side o' the road among the bracken. There's plenty
hidy-holes there. Wha's the man?'

"'Ane o' the doctor's folk.' I knew, though I could not see, that the
man had tapped his forehead significantly. 'Aweel, I'll try back.
Guid-nicht to ye.'

"I crept out of my refuge and found the old man regarding me solemnly
under the swinging lamp.

"'I'm one of the auld-fashioned Radicals,' he announced, 'and I'm for
the liberty o' the individual. I dinna hold wi' lockin' folks up because
a pernicketty doctor says they're no wise. But I'd be glad to be
assured, sir, that ye're no a dangerous lunattic. If ye are, Miggle has
nae business to be workin' wi' lunattics. His hoose is no an asylum.'

"'I'm as sane as you are,' I said, and as shortly as I could I told him
my story. I said I was a laird on Gledwater-side--which was true, and
that my name was Brown--which wasn't. I told him about my bet with
Archie, and my ride and its disastrous ending. His face never moved a
muscle; probably he didn't believe me, but because of his political
principles he wasn't going to give me away.

"'Ye can bide the night with me,' he said. 'The morn we'll be busy and
ye can gang wherever ye like. It's a free country in spite o' our
God-forsaken Government.'

"I blessed him, and asked to whom I was indebted for this hospitality.

"'I'm the Great McGowan,' he said. 'The feck o' the pawraphernalia is on
ahead. We open the morn in Kirk Aller.'

"He had spoken his name as if it were Mussolini or Dempsey, one which
all the world should know. I knew it too, for it had been familiar to me
from childhood. You could have seen it any time in the last twenty years
flaming upon hoardings up and down the Lowlands--The Great McGowan's
Marvellous Multitudinous Menagerie--McGowan's Colossal Circassian
Circus--The Only Original McGowan.

"We rumbled on for another half-mile, and then turned from the road into
a field. As we bumped over the grass I looked out of the door and saw
about twenty big caravans and wagons at anchor. There was a strong smell
of horses and of cooking food, and above it I seemed to detect the odour
of unclean beasts. We took up our station apart from the rest, and after
the proprietor had satisfied himself by a brief inspection that the
whole outfit was there, he announced that it was time to retire. Mr.
McGowan had apparently dined, and he did not offer me food, which I
would have welcomed, but he mixed me a rummer of hot toddy. I wondered
if it would disagree with the various medicines I had been compelled to
take, and make me very sick in the night. Then he pointed out my bunk,
undressed himself as far as his shirt, pulled a nightcap over his
venerable head, and in five minutes was asleep. I had had a wearing day,
and in spite of the stuffiness of the place it wasn't long before I
dropped off also.

"I awoke next morning to find myself alone in the caravan. I opened the
window and saw that a fine old racket was going on. The show had started
to move, and as the caravans bumped over the turf various specimens
inside were beginning to give tongue. It was going to be a gorgeous day
and very hot. I was a little bit anxious about my next move, for Kirk
Aller was unpleasantly near Craigiedean and Dr. Miggle. In the end I
decided that my best plan would be to take the train to Langshiels and
there hire a car to Larristane, after sending a telegram to say I was
all right, in case my riderless steed should turn up before me. I hadn't
any headgear, but I thought I could buy something in Kirk Aller, and
trust to luck that nobody from the Kurhaus spotted me in the street. I
wanted a bath and a shave and breakfast, but I concluded I had better
postpone them till I reached the hotel at Langshiels.

"Presently Mr. McGowan appeared, and I could see by his face that
something had upset him. He was wearing an old check dressing-gown, and
he had been padding about in his bare feet on the dewy grass.

"'Ye telled me a story last night, Mr. Brown,' he began solemnly, 'which
I didna altogether believe. I apologize for being a doubting Thomas. I
believe every word o't, for I've just had confirmation.'

"I mumbled something about being obliged to him, and he went on.

"'Ay, for the pollis were here this morning--seeking you. Yon man at
Craigiedean is terrible ill-set against ye, Mr. Brown. The
pollisman--his name's Tam Doig, I ken him fine--says they're looking for
a man that personated an inmate, and went off wi' some o' the inmate's
belongings. I'm quotin' Tam Doig. I gave Tam an evasive answer, and he's
off on his bicycle the other road, but--I ask ye as a freend, Mr.
Brown--what are precisely the facts o' the case?'

"'Good God!' I said. 'It's perfectly true. These clothes I'm wearing
belong to the man Brumby, though they've got my own duds in exchange. He
must have come back after I left. What an absolutely infernal mess! I
suppose they could have me up for theft.'

"'Mair like obtaining goods on false pretences, though I think ye have a
sound answer. But that's no the point, Mr. Brown. The doctor is set on
payin' off scores. Ye've entered his sawnatorium and gone through a' the
cantrips he provides, and ye've made a gowk o' him. He wants to make an
example o' you. Tam Doig was sayin' that he's been bleezin' half the
night on the telephone, an' he'll no rest till ye're grippit. Now ye
tell me that ye're a laird and a man o' some poseetion, and I believe
ye. It wad be an ill job for you and your freends if ye was to appear
before the Shirra.'

"I did some rapid thinking. So far I was safe, for there was nothing
about the clothes I had left behind to identify me. I was pretty certain
that my horse had long ago made a bee-line for the Larristane stables.
If I could only get home without being detected, I might regard the
episode as closed.

"'Supposing I slip off now,' I said. 'I have a general notion of the
land, and I might get over the hills without anybody seeing me.'

"He shook his head. 'Ye wouldn't travel a mile. Your description has
been circulated and a' body's lookin' for ye--a man in a grey flannel
suit and soft shoes wi' a red face and nae hat. Guid kens what the
doctor has said about ye, but the countryside is on the look-out for a
dangerous, and maybe lunattic, criminal. There's a reward offered of nae
less than twenty pound.'

"'Can you not take me with you to Kirk Aller?' I asked despairingly.

"'Ay, ye can stop wi' me. But what better wad ye be in Kirk Aller?
That's where the Procurator Fiscal bides.'

"Then he put on his spectacles and looked at me solemnly.

"'I've taken a fancy to ye, Mr. Brown, and ye can tell the world that. I
ask you, are ye acquaint wi' horses?'

"I answered that I had lived among them all my life, and had been in the
cavalry before I went into the Air Force.

"'I guessed it by your face. Horses have a queer trick o' leavin' their
mark on a body. Now, because I like ye, I'll make a proposeetion to ye
that I would make to no other man.... I'm without a ring-master. Joseph
Japp, who for ten years has had the job with me, is lyin' wi' the
influenzy at Berwick. I could make shift with Dublin Davie, but Davie
has no more presence than a messan dog, and forbye Joseph's clothes
wouldna fit him. When I cast my eyes on ye this mornin' after hearin'
Tam Doig's news, I says to mysel', "Thou art the man."'

"Of course I jumped at the offer. I was as safe in Kirk Aller, as Joseph
Japp's under-study, as I was in my own house. Besides, I liked the
notion; it would be a good story to tell Archie. But I said it could
only be for one night, and that I must leave to-morrow, and he agreed.
'I want to make a good show for a start in Kirk Aller--forbye, Joseph
will be ready to join me at Langshiels.'

"I borrowed the old boy's razor and had a shave and a wash, while he was
cooking breakfast. After we had fed he fetched my predecessor's kit. It
fitted me well enough, but Lord! I looked a proper blackguard. The cord
breeches had been recently cleaned, but the boots were like a pair of
dilapidated buckets, and the coat would have made my tailor weep. Mr.
McGowan himself put on a frock-coat and a high collar and spruced
himself up till he looked exactly like one of those high-up Irish
dealers you see at the Horse Show--a cross between a Cabinet Minister
and a Methodist parson. He said the ring-master should ride beside the
chief exhibit, so we bustled out and I climbed up in front of a wagon
which bore a cage containing two very low-spirited lions. I was given a
long whip, and told to make myself conspicuous.

"I didn't know Kirk Aller well, so I had no fear of being recognized
either as myself or as the pseudo-Brumby. The last time I had been there
was when I had motored over from Larristane to dine with the Aller
Shooting Club. My present entry was of a more sensational kind. I
decided to enjoy myself and to attract all the notice I could, and I
certainly succeeded. Indeed, you might say I received an ovation. As it
happened it was a public holiday, and the streets were pretty full. We
rumbled up the cobbled Westgate, and down the long High Street, with the
pavements on both sides lined with people, and an attendant mob of
several hundred children. The driver was a wizened little fellow in a
jockey cap, but I was the principal figure on the box. I gave a fine
exhibition with my whip, and when we slowed down I picked out
conspicuous figures in the crowd and chaffed them. I thought I had
better use Cockney patter, as being more in keeping with my job, and I
made a happy blend of the table-talk of my stud-groom and my old batman
in the regiment. It was rather a high-class performance and you'd be
surprised how it went down. There was one young chap with a tremendous
head of hair that I invited to join his friends in the cage, and just
then one of the dejected lions let out a growl, and I said that Mamma
was calling to her little Percy. And there was an old herd from the
hills, who had been looking upon the wine-cup, and who, in a voice like
a fog-horn, wanted to know what we fed the beasts on. Him I could not
refrain from answering in his own tongue. 'Braxy, my man,' I cried, 'the
yowes ye lost when we were fou last Boswell's Fair.' I must have got
home somehow, for the crowd roared, and his friends thumped the old chap
on the back and shouted: 'That's a guid ane! He had you there, Tam.'

"My triumphant procession came to an end on the Aller Green, where the
show was to be held. A canvas palisade had been set up round a big
stretch of ground, and the mob of children tailed off at the gate.
Inside most of our truck had already arrived. The stadium for the circus
had been marked off, and tiers of wooden seats were being hammered
together. A big tent had been set up, which was to house the menagerie,
and several smaller tents were in process of erection. I noticed that
the members of the troupe looked at me curiously till Mr. McGowan
arrived and introduced me. 'This is Mr. Brown, a friend of mine,' he
said, 'who will take on Joe Japp's job for the night.' And, aside to me,
'Man, I heard ye comin' down the High Street. Ye did fine. Ye've a great
natural talent for the profession.' After that we were all very
friendly, and the whole company had a snack together in one of the
tents--bread and cheese and bottled beer.

"The first thing I did was to make a bundle of Brumby's clothes, which
Mr. McGowan promised to send back to Craigiedean when the coast was
clear. Then I bribed a small boy to take a telegram to the post
office--to Archie at Larristane, saying I had been detained and hoped to
return next day. After that I took off my coat and worked like a beaver.
It was nearly six o'clock before we had everything straight, and the
show opened at seven, so we were all a bit the worse for wear when we
sat down to high tea. It's a hard job an artiste's, as old McGowan
observed.

"I never met a queerer, friendlier, more innocent company, for the
proprietor seemed to have set out to collect originals, and most of them
had been with him for years. The boss of the menagerie was an
ex-sailor, who had a remarkable way with beasts; he rarely spoke a word,
but just grinned and whistled through broken teeth. The clown, who said
his name was Sammle Dreep, came from Paisley, and was fat enough not to
need the conventional bolster. Dublin Davie, my second in command, was a
small Irishman who had been an ostler, and limped owing to having been
with the Dublin Fusiliers at Gallipoli. The clown had a wife who ran the
commissariat, when she wasn't appearing in the ring as Zenobia, the
Pride of the Sahara. Then there were the Sisters Wido--a young married
couple with two children; and the wife of a man who played the clarionet
figured in the bill as Elise the Equestrienne. I had a look at the
horses, which were the ordinary skinny, broad-backed, circus ponies. I
found out later that they were so well trained that I daresay they could
have done their turns in the dark.

"At a quarter to seven we lit the naphtha flares and our orchestra
started in. McGowan told me to get inside Japp's dress clothes, and
rather unwillingly I obeyed him, for I had got rather to fancy my
morning's kit. I found there was only a coat and waistcoat, for I was
allowed to retain the top-boots and cords. Happily the shirt was clean,
but I had a solitaire with a sham diamond as big as a shilling, and the
cut of the coat would have been considered out-of-date by a
self-respecting waiter in Soho. I had also a scarlet silk handkerchief
to stuff in my bosom, a pair of dirty white kid gloves, and an immense
coach whip.

"The menagerie was open, but that night the chief attraction was the
circus, and I don't mind saying that about the best bit of the circus
was myself. In one of the intervals McGowan insisted on shaking hands
and telling me that I was wasted in any other profession than a
showman's. The fact is I was rather above myself, and entered into what
you might call the spirit of the thing. We had the usual Dick Turpin's
ride to York, and an escape of Dakota Dan (one of the Sisters Wido) from
Red Indians (the other Wido, Zenobia, and Elise, with about a ton of
feathers on their heads). The Equestrienne equestered, and the Widos
hopped through hoops, and all the while I kept up my patter and spouted
all the rot I could remember.

"The clown was magnificent. He had a Paisley accent you could have cut
with a knife, but he prided himself on talking aristocratic English. He
had a lot of badinage with Zenobia about her life in the desert. One bit
I remember. She kept on referring to bulbuls, and asked him if he had
ever seen a bull-bull. He said he had, for he supposed it was a male
coo-coo. But he was happiest at my expense. I never heard a chap with
such a flow of back-chat. A funny thing--but when he wasn't calling me
'Little Pansy-face,' he addressed me as 'Your Grace' and 'Me Lord Dook,'
and hoped that the audience would forgive my nglig attire, seeing my
coronet hadn't come back from the wash.

"Altogether the thing went with a snap from beginning to end, and when
old McGowan, all dressed up with a white waistcoat, made a speech at the
end and explained about the next performances, he got a perfect
hurricane of applause. After that we had to tidy up. There was the
usual trouble with several procrastinating drunks, who wanted to make a
night of it. One of them got into the ring and tried to have a row with
me. He was a big loutish fellow with small eyes and red hair, and had
the look of a betting tout. He stuck his face close to mine and bellowed
at me:

"'I ken ye fine, ye----! I seen ye at Lanerick last back-end.... Ye ca'd
yoursel' Gentleman Geordie, and ye went off wi' my siller. By God, I'll
get it out o' ye, ye----welsher.'

"I told him that he was barking up the wrong tree, and that I was not a
bookie and had never been near Lanerick, but he refused to be convinced.
The upshot was that Davie and I had to chuck him out, blaspheming like a
navvy and swearing that he was coming back with his pals to do me in.

"We were a very contented lot of mountebanks at supper that night. The
takings were good and the menagerie also had been popular, and we all
felt that we had been rather above our form. McGowan, for whom I was
acquiring a profound affection, beamed on us, and produced a couple of
bottles of blackstrap to drink the health of the Colossal Circassian
Circus. That old fellow was a nonesuch. He kept me up late--for I
stopped with him in his caravan--expounding his philosophy of life. It
seemed he had been intended for the kirk, but had had too much _joie de
vivre_ for the pulpit. He was a born tramp, and liked waking up most
days in a new place, and he loved his queer outfit and saw the comedy of
it. 'For three-and-thirty years I've travelled the country,' he said,
'and I've been a public benefactor, Mr. Brown. I've put colour into
many a dowie life, and I've been a godsend to the bairns. There's no
vulgarity in my performances--they're a' as halesome as spring water.'
He quoted Burns a bit, and then he got on to politics, for he was a
great Radical, and maintained that Scotland was about the only true
democracy, because a man was valued precisely for what he was and no
more. 'Ye're a laird, Mr. Brown, but ye're a guid fellow, and this night
ye've shown yourself to be a man and a brither. What do you and me care
for mawgnates? We take no stock in your Andra Carnegies and your Dukes
o' Burminster.' And as I dropped off to sleep he was obliging with a
verse of 'A man's a man for a' that.'

"I woke in excellent spirits, thinking what a good story I should have
to tell when I returned to Larristane. My plan was to get off as soon as
possible, take the train to Langshiels, and then hire. I could see that
McGowan was sorry to part with me, but he agreed that it was too
unhealthy a countryside for me to dally in. There was to be an afternoon
performance, so everybody had to hustle, and there was no reason for me
to linger. After breakfast I borrowed an old ulster from him, for I had
to cover up my finery, and a still older brown bowler to replace the
topper I had worn on the preceding day.

"Suddenly we heard a fracas, and the drunk appeared who had worried me
the night before. He had forced his way in and was pushing on through an
expostulating crowd. When he saw me he made for me with a trail of
blasphemy. He was perfectly sober now and looked very ugly.

"'Gie me back my siller,' he roared. 'Gie me back the five-pund note I
won at Lanerick when I backed Kettle o' Fish.' If I hadn't warded him
off he would have taken me by the throat.

"I protested again that he was mistaken, but I might as well have
appealed to a post. He swore with every variety of oath that I was
Gentleman Geordie, and that I had levanted with his winnings. As he
raved I began to see a possible explanation of his madness. Some
bookmaker, sporting my sort of kit, had swindled him. I had ridden
several times in steeplechases, and he had seen me and got my face in
his head, and mixed me up with the fraudulent bookie.

"It was a confounded nuisance, and but for the principle of the thing I
would have been inclined to pay up. As it was we had to fling him out,
and he went unwillingly, doing all the damage he could. His parting
words were that he and his pals weren't done with me, and that though he
had to wait fifty years he would wring my neck.

"After that I thought I had better waste no time, so I said good-bye to
McGowan and left the show-ground by the back entrance close to the
Aller. I had a general notion of the place, and knew that if I kept down
the river I could turn up a lane called the Water Wynd, and get to the
station without traversing any of the main streets. I had ascertained
that there was a train at 10.30 which would get me to Langshiels at
11.15, so that I could be at Larristane for luncheon.

"I had underrated the persistence of my enemy. He and his pals had
picketed all the approaches to the show, and when I turned into the
Water Wynd I found a fellow there, who at the sight of me blew a
whistle. In a second or two he was joined by three others, among them my
persecutor.

"'We've gotten ye noo,' he shouted, and made to collar me.

"'If you touch me,' I said, 'it's assault, and a case for the police.'

"'That's your game, is it?' he cried. 'Na, na, we'll no trouble the
pollis. They tell me the Law winna help me to recover a bet, so I'll
just trust to my nieves. Will ye pay up, ye----, or take the bloodiest
bashin' ye ever seen?'"

"I was in an uncommon nasty predicament. There was nobody in the Wynd
but some children playing, and the odds were four to one. If I fought
I'd get licked. The obvious course of safety was to run up the Wynd
towards the High Street, where I might find help. But that would mean a
street row and the intervention of the police, a case in court, and the
disclosure of who I was. If I broke through and ran back to McGowan I
would be no further forward. What was perfectly clear was that I
couldn't make the railway station without landing myself in the worst
kind of mess.

"There wasn't much time to think, for the four men were upon me. I hit
out at the nearest, saw him go down, and then doubled up the Wynd and
into a side alley on the right.

"By the mercy of Providence this wasn't a cul-de-sac, but twisted below
the old walls of the burgh, and then became a lane between gardens. The
pursuit was fairly hot, and my accursed boots kept slipping on the
cobbles and cramped my form. They were almost upon me before I reached
the lane, but then I put on a spurt, and was twenty yards ahead when it
ended in a wall with a gate. The gate was locked, but the wall was low,
and I scrambled over it, and dropped into the rubbish heap of a garden.

"There was no going back, so I barged through some gooseberry bushes,
skirted a lawn, squattered over a big square of gravel, and charged
through the entrance gates of a suburban villa. My enemies plainly knew
a better road, for when I passed the entrance they were only a dozen
yards off on my left. That compelled me to turn to the right, the
direction away from Kirk Aller. I was now on a highway where I could
stretch myself, and it was not long before I shook off the pursuit. They
were whiskyfied ruffians and not much good in a hunt. It was a warm
morning, but I did not slacken till I had put a good quarter of a mile
between us. I saw them come round a turn, lumbering along, cooked to the
world, so I judged that I could slow down to an easy trot.

"I was cut off from my lines of communication, and the only thing to do
was to rejoin them by a detour. The Aller valley, which the railway to
Langshiels followed, gave me a general direction. I remembered that
about six miles off there was a station called Rubersdean, and that
there was an afternoon train which got to Langshiels about three
o'clock. I preferred to pick it up there, for I didn't mean to risk
showing my face inside Kirk Aller again.

"By this time I had got heartily sick of my adventures. Being chased
like a fox is amusing enough for an hour or two, but it soon palls. I
was becoming a regular outlaw--wanted by the police for breaking into a
nursing home and stealing a suit, and very much wanted by various
private gentlemen on the charge of bilking. Everybody's hand seemed to
be against me, except old McGowan's, and I had had quite enough of it. I
wanted nothing so much as to be back at Larristane, and I didn't believe
I would tell Archie the story, for I was fed up with the whole business.

"I didn't dare go near a public-house, and the best I could do for
luncheon was a bottle of ginger-beer and some biscuits which I bought at
a sweetie-shop. To make a long story short, I reached Rubersdean in
time, and as there were several people on the platform I waited till the
train arrived before showing myself. I got into a third-class carriage
at the very end of it.

"The only occupants were a woman and a child, and my appearance must
have been pretty bad, for the woman looked as if she wanted to get out
when she saw me. But I said it was a fine day and "guid for the crops,"
and I suppose she was reassured by my Scotch tongue, for she quieted
down. The child was very inquisitive, and they discussed me in whispers.
'What's that man, Mamaw?' it asked. 'Never mind, Jimmie.' 'But I want to
ken, Mamaw.' 'Wheesht, dearie. He's a crool man. He kills the wee
mawpies.' At that the child set up a howl, but I felt rather flattered,
for a rabbit-trapper was a respectable profession compared to those with
which I had recently been credited.

"At the station before Langshiels they collect the tickets. I had none,
so when the man came round I could only offer a Bank of England
five-pound note. He looked at it very suspiciously, asked me rudely if I
had nothing smaller, consulted the station-master, and finally with a
very ill grace got me change out of the latter's office. This hung up
the train for a good five minutes, and you could see by their looks that
they thought I was a thief. The thing had got so badly on my nerves that
I could have wept. I counted the minutes till we reached Langshiels, and
I was not cheered by the behaviour of my travelling companion. She was
clearly convinced of the worst, and when we came out of a tunnel she was
jammed into the farthest corner, clutching her child and her bag, and
looking as if she had escaped from death. I can tell you it was a
thankful man that shot out on to the platform at Langshiels....

       *       *       *       *       *

"I found myself looking into the absolutely bewildered eyes of Tommy
Deloraine.... I saw a lot of fellows behind him with rosettes and scared
faces, and I saw what looked like a band....

"It took me about a hundredth part of a second to realize that I had
dropped out of the frying-pan into the fire. You will scarcely believe
it, but since I had rehearsed my speech going up the Rinks burn, the
political meeting at Langshiels had gone clean out of my head. I suppose
I had tumbled into such an utterly new world that no link remained with
the old one. And as my foul luck would have it, I had hit on the very
train by which I had told Deloraine I would travel.

"'For heaven's sake, Tommy, tell me where I can change,' I hissed. 'Lend
me some clothes or I'll murder you.'

       *       *       *       *       *

"Well, that was the end of it. I got into a suit of Tommy's at the
Station Hotel--luckily he was about my size--and we proceeded with the
brass band and the rosetted committee to the Town Hall. I made a dashed
good speech, though I say it who shouldn't, simply because I was past
caring what I did. Life had been rather too much for me the last two
days."

       *       *       *       *       *

Burminster finished his tankard, and a light of reminiscence came into
his eye.

"Last week," he said, "I was passing Buckingham Palace. One of the
mallards from St. James's Park had laid away, and had hatched out a
brood somewhere up Constitution Hill. The time had come when she wanted
to get the ducklings back to the water. There was a big crowd, and
through the midst of it marched two bobbies with the mother-duck between
them, while the young ones waddled behind. I caught the look in her eye,
and, if you believe me, it was the comicalest mixture of relief and
embarrassment, shyness, self-consciousness, and desperation.

"I would like to have shaken hands with that bird. I knew exactly how
she felt."




III. DR. LARTIUS

_JOHN PALLISER-YEATES'S STORY_


The idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have
told false dreams; they comfort in vain; therefore they went their way
as a flock.--_Zechariah_ x. 2.



III. DR. LARTIUS


In the early spring Palliser-Yeates had 'flu, and had it so badly that
he was sent to recruit for a fortnight on the Riviera. There, being
profoundly bored, he wrote out and sent to us this story. He would not
give the name of the chief figure, because he said he was still a
serving soldier, and his usefulness, he hoped, was not exhausted. The
manuscript arrived opportunely, for some of us had just been trying,
without success, to extract from Sandy Arbuthnot the truth of certain of
his doings about which rumour had been busy.


                                   I

In the second week of January 1917, a modest brass plate appeared on a
certain door in Regent Street, among modistes and hat-makers and vendors
of cosmetics. It bore the name of Dr. S. Lartius. On the third floor
were the rooms to which the plate was the signpost, a pleasant set,
newly decorated with powder-blue wallpapers, curtains of orange
velveteen, and sham marqueterie. The milliners' girls who frequented
that staircase might have observed, about eleven in the morning, the
figure of Dr. Lartius arriving. They did not see him leave, for they had
flown to their suburban homes long before the key turned of an evening
in the doctor's door.

He was a slim young man of the middle height, who held himself
straighter than the usual run of sedentary folk. His face was very pale,
and his mop of hair and fluffy beard were black as jet. He wore large
tortoise-shell spectacles, and, when he removed them, revealed slightly
protuberant and very bright hazel eyes, which contrasted oddly with his
pallor. Had such a figure appeared on the stage, the gallery experts,
familiar with stage villains, would have unhesitatingly set him down as
the anarchist from Moscow about to assassinate the oppressive nobleman
and thereby give the hero his chance. But his clothes were far too good
for that part. He wore a shiny top-hat and an expensive fur coat, and
his neat morning coat, fine linen, unobtrusive black tie, and pearl pin
suggested the high finance rather than the backstairs of revolution.

It appeared that Dr. Lartius did a flourishing business. Suddenly London
had begun to talk about him. First there were the people that matter,
the people who are ever on the hunt for a new sensation and must always
be in the first flight of any fad. Lady A. told the Duchess of B. about
a wonderful new man who really had Power--no ordinary vulgar
spiritualist, but a true Seeker and Thinker. Mr. D., that elderly
gossip, carried the story through many circles, and it grew with the
telling. The curious began to cultivate Dr. Lartius, and soon the fame
of him came to the ears of those who were not curious, only anxious or
broken-hearted; and because the last were a great multitude, and were
ready to give their all for consolation, there was a busy coming and
going on Dr. Lartius's staircase.

His way with his clients was interesting. He had no single method of
treatment, and varied his manner according to the motives of the
inquirer. The merely inquisitive he entertained with toys. "I am no
professor of an art," he told them laughingly. "I am a student, groping
on the skirts of great mysteries." And to the more intelligent he would
propound an illustration. "Take the mathematics of the Fourth
Dimension," he would say. "I can show you a few simple mechanical
puzzles, which cannot be explained except by the aid of abstruse
mathematics, and not always then. But these puzzles tell you nothing
about the Fourth Dimension, except that there is a world about us
inexplicable on the rule of three dimensions. It is the same with my
toys--my crystal ball, my pool of ink, my star-maps, even those
superinduced moods of abstraction in which we seem to hear the noise of
wings and strange voices. They only tell me that there is more in earth
and heaven than is dreamed of in man's philosophy."

But his toys were wonderful. The idle ladies who went there for a thrill
were not disappointed. In the dusky room, among the strange rosy lights,
their hearts seemed to be always fluttering on the brink of a
revelation, and they came away excited and comforted, for Dr. Lartius
was an adept at delicate flattery. Fortune-telling in the ordinary sense
there was none, but this young man seemed to have an uncanny knowledge
of private affairs, which he used so discreetly that even those who had
most reason to desire secrecy were never disquieted. For such
entertainments he charged fees--high fees, as the fur coat and the pearl
pin required. "You wish to be amused," he would say, "and it is right
that you should pay me for it."

Even among the idle clients there was a sprinkling of the earnest. With
these he had the air of a master towards initiates; they were
fellow-pilgrims with him on the Great Road. He would talk to them by the
hour, very beautifully, in a soft musical voice. He would warn them
against charlatans, those who sought to prostitute a solemn ritual to
purposes of vulgar gain. He would unroll for them the history of the
great mystics and tell of that secret science known to the old adepts,
which had been lost for ages, and was now being recovered piecemeal.
These were the most thrilling hours of all, and the fame of Dr. Lartius
grew great in the drawing-rooms of the Elect. "And he's such a
gentleman, my dear--so well-bred and sympathetic and unworldly and
absolutely honest!"

But from others he took no fees. The sad-faced women, mostly in black,
who sat in his great velvet chair and asked broken questions, found a
very different Dr. Lartius. He was no longer fluent and silver-tongued;
sometimes he seemed almost embarrassed. He would repeat most earnestly
that he was only a disciple, a seeker, not a master of hidden things. On
such occasions the toys were absent, and if some distracted mother
sought knowledge that way she was refused. He rarely had anything
definite to impart. When Lady H.'s only son was about to exchange from
the cavalry to the Foot Guards and his mother wanted to know how the
step would affect his chances of survival, she got nothing beyond the
obvious remark that this was an infantry war and he would have a better
prospect of seeing fighting. Very rarely, he spoke out. Once to Mrs. K.,
whose boy was a prisoner, he gave a full account of life in a German
prison-camp, so that, in the absence of letters, her imagination had
henceforth something to bite on. Usually his visitors were too
embarrassed to be observant, but one or two noted that he was uncommonly
well informed about the British Army. He never made a mistake about
units, and seemed to know a man's battalion before he was told it. And
when mothers poured out details to him--for from the talk of soldiers on
leave and epistolary indiscretions a good deal of information circulated
about London--he now and then took notes.

Yet, though they got little from him that was explicit, these visitors,
as a rule, went away comforted. Perhaps it was his gentle soothing
manner. Perhaps, as poor Lady M. said, it was that he seemed so assured
of the spiritual life that they felt that their anxieties were only tiny
eddies on the edge of a great sea of peace. At any rate, it was the
afflicted even more than the idly curious who spoke well of Dr. Lartius.

Sometimes he had masculine clients--fathers of fighting sons, who said
they came on their wives' behalf, elderly retired Generals who preferred
spiritualism to golf, boys whose nerves were in tatters and wanted the
solace which in other ages and lands would have been found in the
confessional. With these last Dr. Lartius became a new man. He would
take off his spectacles and look them in the face with his prominent
lustrous eyes, and talk to them with a ring in his pleasant voice. It
was not what he said so much, perhaps, as his manner of saying it, but
he seemed to have a singular power over boys just a little bit loose
from their moorings. "Queer thing," said one of these, "but one would
almost think you had been a soldier yourself." Dr. Lartius had smiled
and resumed his spectacles. "I am a soldier, but in a different war. I
fight with the sword of the spirit against the hidden things of
darkness."

Towards the end of March the brass plate suddenly disappeared. There was
a great fluttering in the dovecotes of the Elect when the news went
round that there had been trouble with the police. It had been over the
toys, of course, and the taking of fees. The matter never came into
court, but Dr. Lartius had been warned to clear out, and he obeyed. Many
ladies wrote indignant letters to the Home Secretary about persecution,
letters which cited ominous precedents from the early history of the
Christian Church.

But in April came consolation. The rumour spread that the Seekers were
not to lose their guide. Mr. Greatheart would still be available for the
comforting of pilgrims. A plate with the name of Dr. S. Lartius
reappeared in a quiet street in Mayfair. But for the future there would
be no question of fees. It was generally assumed that a few devout women
had provided a fund for the sustenance of the prophet.

In May his fame was greater than ever. One evening Lady Samplar, the
most ardent of his devotees, spoke of him to a certain General who was a
power in the land. The General was popular among the women of her set,
but a notorious scoffer. Perhaps this was the secret of his popularity,
for each hoped to convert him.

"I want you to see him yourself," she said. "Only once. I believe in him
so firmly that I am willing to stake everything on one interview.
Promise me you will let me take you. I only want you to see him and talk
to him for ten minutes. I want you to realize his unique personality,
for if you once _feel_ him you will scoff no more."

The General laughed, shrugged his shoulders, but allowed himself to be
persuaded. So it came about that one afternoon in early June he
accompanied Lady Samplar to the flat in Mayfair. "You must go in alone,"
she told him in the ante-room. "I have spoken about you to him, and he
is expecting you. I will wait for you here."

For half an hour the General was closeted with Dr. Lartius. When he
returned to the lady his face was red and wrathful.

"That's the most dangerous fellow in London," he declared. "Look here,
Mollie, you and your friends have been playing the fool about that man.
He's a German spy, if there ever was one. I caught him out, for I
trapped him into speaking German. You say he's a Swiss, but I swear no
Swiss ever spoke German just as he speaks it. The man's a Bavarian. I'll
take my oath he is!"

It was a very depressed and rather frightened lady who gave him tea a
little later in her drawing-room.

"That kind of sweep is far too clever for you innocents," she was told.
"There he has been for months pumping you all without your guessing it.
You say he's a great comfort to the mourners. I daresay he is, but the
poor devils tell him everything that's in their heads. That man has a
unique chance of knowing the inside of the British Army. And how has he
used his knowledge? That's what I want to know."

"What are you going to do about it?" she quavered.

"I'm going to have him laid by the heels," he said grimly, as he took
his departure. "Interned--or put up against a wall, if we can get the
evidence. I tell you he's a Boche pure and simple--not that there's much
purity and simplicity about him."

The General was as good as his word, but in one matter he was wrong. The
credentials of the prophet's Swiss nationality were good enough. There
was nothing for it but to deport him as an undesirable, so one fine
morning Dr. S. Lartius got his marching orders. He made no complaint,
and took a dignified farewell of his friends. But the Faithful were not
silent, and the friendship between Lady Samplar and the General died a
violent death. The thing got into the papers. Dr. Lartius figured in
many unrecognizable portraits in the press, and a bishop preached a
sermon in a City church about the worship of false gods.


                                   II

As Dr. Lartius, closely supervised by the French police, pursued his
slow and comfortless journey to the Swiss frontier, he was cheered by
several proofs that his fame had gone abroad and that he was not
forgotten. At Paris there were flowers in his dingy hotel bedroom, the
gift of an unknown admirer, and a little note of encouragement in odd
French. At Dijon he received from a strange lady another note telling
him that his friends were awaiting him in Berne. When he crossed the
border at Pontarlier there were more flowers and letters. The young man
paid little attention to such tributes. He spent the journey in quiet
reading and meditation, and when he reached Berne did not seem to expect
any one to greet him, but collected his luggage and drove off
unobtrusively to an hotel.

He had not been there an hour when a card was brought to him bearing the
name of Ernst Ulrici, Doctor of Philosophy in the University of Bonn.

"Dr. Lartius," said the visitor, a middle-aged man with a peaked grey
beard and hair cut _en brosse_. "It is an honour to make your
acquaintance. We have heard of your fine work and your world-moulding
discoveries."

The young man bowed gravely. "I am only a seeker," he said. "I make no
claim to be a master--yet. I am only a little way on the road to
enlightenment."

"We have also heard," said the other, "of how shamelessly the British
Government has persecuted learning in your person."

The reply was a smile and a shrug. "I make no complaint. It is natural
that my studies should seem foolishness to the children of this world."

Dr. Ulrici pressed him further on the matter of Britain, but could wake
no bitterness.

"There is war to-day," he said at last. "You are of German race. Your
sympathies are with us?"

"I have no nationality," was the answer. "All men are my brothers. But I
would fain see this bloodshed at an end."

"How will it end?" came the question.

"I am no prophet," said Dr. Lartius. "Yet I can tell that Germany will
win, but how I can tell I cannot tell."

The conversation lasted long and explored many subjects. The German led
it cunningly to small matters, and showed a wide acquaintance with the
young man's science. He learned that much of his work had been done with
soldiers and soldiers' kin, and that in the process of it he had heard
many things not published in the newspapers. But when he hinted, ever so
delicately, that he would be glad to buy the knowledge, a flush passed
over the other's pale face and his voice sharpened.

"I am no spy," he said. "I do not prostitute my art for hire. It matters
nothing to me which side wins, but it matters much that I keep my soul
clean."

So Dr. Ulrici tried another tack. He spoke of the mysteries of the
craft, and lured the young man into the confession of hopes and ideals.
There could be no communion with the dead, he was told, until communion
had first been perfected with the spirits of the living. "Let the time
come," said Dr. Lartius, "when an unbroken fellowship can be created
between souls separated by great tracts of space, and the key has been
found. Death is an irrelevant accident. The spirit is untouched by it.
Find the _trait d'union_ between spirits still in their fleshly
envelope, and it can be continued when that envelope is shed."

"And you have progressed in this affair?" asked Ulrici, with scepticism
in his tone.

"A few stages," said the other, and in the ardour of exposition he gave
proofs. He had clients, he said, with whom he had established the mystic
_catena_. He could read their thoughts even now, though they were far
away, share in their mental changes, absorb the knowledge which they
acquired.

"Soldiers?" asked the German.

"Some are soldiers. All are the kin of soldiers."

But Ulrici was still cold. "That is a great marvel," he said, "and not
easy to believe."

Dr. Lartius was fired. "I will give you proofs," he said, with unwonted
passion in his voice. "You can test them at your leisure. I know things
which have not yet come to pass, though no man has spoken to me of them.
How do I know them? Because they have come within the cognizance of
minds attuned to my own."

For a moment he seemed to hesitate. Then he spoke of certain matters--a
little change in the method of artillery barrages, a readjustment in the
organization of the British Air Force, an alteration in certain British
commands.

"These may be trivial things," he said. "I do not know. I have no
technical skill. But they are still in the future. I offer them to you
as proofs of my knowledge."

"So?" said the other. "They are indeed small things, but they will do
for a test...."

Then he spoke kindly, considerately, of Dr. Lartius's future.

"I think I will go to Munich," said the young man. "Once I studied at
the University there, and I love the bright city. They are a sympathetic
people and respect knowledge."

Dr. Ulrici rose to take his leave. "It may be I am able to further your
plans, my friend," he said.

Late that night in a big sitting-room in another hotel, furnished
somewhat in the style of an official bureau, Ulrici talked earnestly
with another man, a heavy, bearded man, who wore the air of a prosperous
bagman, but who was addressed with every token of respect.

"This Lartius fellow puzzles me. He is a transparent fanatic, with some
odd power in him that sets him above others of his kidney. I fear he
will not be as useful to us as we had hoped. If only we had known of him
sooner and could have kept him in England."

"He can't go back, I suppose?"

"Impossible, sir. But there is still a chance. He has some wild theory
that he has established a link with various people, and so acquires
automatically whatever new knowledge they gain. Some of these people are
soldiers. He has told me things--little things--that I may test this
power of his. I am no believer in the spiritualist mumbo-jumbo, but I
have lived long enough not to reject a thing because it is new and
strange. About that we shall see. If there is anything in it there will
be much. Meantime I keep closely in touch with him."

"What is he going to do?"

"He wants to go to Munich. I am in favour of permitting it, sir. Our
good Bavarians are somewhat light in the head, and are always seeking a
new thing. They want a little ghostly consolation at present, and this
man will give it them. He believes most firmly in our German victory."

The other yawned and flung away the end of his cigar. "The mountebank
seems to have some glimmerings of sense," he said.


                                   III

So it came about that in August of the year 1917 Dr. Lartius was settled
in comfortable rooms off the Garmischstrasse in the Bavarian capital,
and a new plate of gun-metal and oxidized silver, lettered in the best
style of _art nouveau_, advertised his name to the citizens of Munich.

Fortune still attended the young man, for, as in London, he seemed to
spring at once into fame. Within a week of his arrival people were
talking about him, and in a month his chambers were crowded. Perhaps his
friend Ulrici had spoken a word in the right place. It was the great
season before Caporetto, and Dr. Lartius spoke heartening things to his
clients. Victory was near and the days of glory; but when asked about
the date of peace he was coy. Peace would come, but not yet; for the
world there was another winter of war.

His methods were the same as those which had captured Lady Samplar and
her friends. To the idly curious he showed toys; to the emotional he
spoke nobly of the life of the spirit and the locked doors of hidden
knowledge which were now almost ajar. Rich ladies, bored with the
dullness of the opera season and the scarcity of men, found in him a new
interest in life. To the sorrowful he gave the comfort which he had
given to his London circle--no more. His personality seemed to exhale
hope and sympathy, and mourners, remembering his pleasant voice and
compelling eyes, departed with a consolation which they could not
define.

That was for the ordinary run of clients; but there were
others--fellow-students they professed themselves--to whom he gave
stronger meat. He preached his doctrine of the mystic community of
thought and knowledge between souls far apart, and now and then he gave
proofs such as he had given to Ulrici. It would appear that these proofs
stood the test, for his reputation grew prodigiously. He told them
little things about forthcoming changes in the Allied armies, and the
event always proved him right. They were not things that mattered
greatly; but if he could disclose trivialities, some day his method
might enable him to reveal a mighty secret. So more than one
_Generalstabschef_ came to sit with him in his twilit room.

About once a month he used to go back to Berne, and was invariably met
at the station by Ulrici. He had been given a very special passport,
which took him easily and expeditiously over the frontier, and he had no
trouble with station commandants. In these visits he would be closeted
with Ulrici for hours. Occasionally he would slip out of his hotel at
night for a little, and when Ulrici heard of it he shrugged his
shoulders and laughed. "He is young," he would say with a leer. "Even a
prophet must have his amusements." But he was wrong, for Dr. Lartius had
not the foibles he suspected.

The winter passed slowly, and the faces in the Munich streets grew daily
more pinched and wan, clothing more shabby, and boots more down at heel.
But there was always comfort for seekers in the room in the
Garmischstrasse. Whoever lost faith it was not Dr. Lartius. Peace was
coming, and his hearers judged that he had forgotten his scientific
detachment from all patriotisms and was becoming a good German.

Then in February of the New Year came the rumour of the great advance
preparing in the West. The High Command had promised speedy and final
victory in return for a little more endurance. Dr. Lartius seemed to
have the first news of it. "It is Peace," he said, "Peace before
winter;" and his phrase was repeated everywhere and became a popular
watchword. So, when the news came at the end of March of the retreat of
the French and English to the gates of Amiens, the hungry people smiled
to each other and said, "He is right, as always. It is Peace." Few now
cared much about victory, except the high officers and the very rich,
but on Peace all were determined.

April passed into May, and ere the month was out came glorious tidings.
Ludendorff had reached the Marne, and was within range of Paris. About
this time his closest disciples marked a change in Dr. Lartius. He
seemed to retire into himself, and to be struggling with some vast
revelation. His language was less intelligible, but far more impressive.
Ulrici came up from Berne to see him, for he had stopped for some months
his visits to Switzerland. There were those who said his health was
breaking, others that he was now, in very truth, looking inside the
veil. This latter was the general view, and the fame of the young man
became a superstition.

"You tell us little now about our enemies," Ulrici complained.

"_Mystica catena rupta est_," Dr. Lartius quoted sadly. "My friends are
your enemies, and they are suffering. Their hearts and nerves are
breaking. Therefore the link is thin and I cannot feel their thoughts.
That is why I am so sad, for against my will the sorrow of my friends
clouds me."

Ulrici laughed in his gross way. "Then the best omen for us is that you
fall into melancholia? When you cut your throat we shall know that we
have won."

Yet Ulrici was not quite happy. The young prophet was in danger of
becoming a Frankenstein's monster, which he could not control. For his
popular fame was now a thing to marvel at. It had gone abroad through
Germany, and to all the fighting fronts, and the phrase linked to it was
that of "Peace before winter." Peace had become a conviction, an
obsession. Ulrici and his friends would have preferred the word to be
"Victory."

In the early days of July a distinguished visitor came from Berlin to
the Garmischstrasse. He was an _Erster Generalstabsoffizier_, high in
the confidence of the Supreme Command. He sat in the shaded room and
asked an urgent question.

"I am not a Delphian oracle," said Dr. Lartius, "and I do not prophesy.
But this much I can tell you. The hearts of your enemies have become
like water, and they have few reserves left. I am not a soldier, so you
can judge better than I. You say you are ready to strike with a crushing
force. If you leave your enemies leisure they will increase and their
hearts may recover."

"That is my view," said the soldier. "You have done much for the German
people in the past, sir. Have you no word now to encourage them?"

"There will be peace before winter. This much I can tell, but how I know
I cannot tell."

"But on what terms?"

"That depends upon your armies," was the oracular reply.

The staff officer had been gazing intently at the speaker. Now he rose
and switched on the electric light.

"Will you oblige me by taking off your glasses, sir?" he asked, and
there was the sharpness of command in his voice.

Dr. Lartius removed his spectacles, and for some seconds the two men
looked at each other.

"I thank you," said the soldier at last. "For a moment I thought we had
met before. You reminded me of a man I knew long ago. I was mistaken."

After that it was noted by all that the melancholy of Dr. Lartius
increased. His voice was saddened, and dejection wrapped him like a
cloud. Those of the inner circle affected to see in this a good omen.
"He is _en rapport_ with his English friends," they said. "He cannot
help himself, and their despair is revealed in him. The poor Lartius! He
is suffering for the sins of our enemies." But the great public saw only
the depression, and as August matured, and bad news filtered through the
land, it gave their spirits an extra push downhill.

In those weeks only one word came from the Garmischstrasse. It was
"Peace--peace before winter." The phrase became the universal formula
whispered wherever people spoke their minds. It ran like lightning
through the camps and along the fronts, and in every workshop and
tavern. It became a passion, a battle-cry. The Wise Doctor of Munich had
said it. Peace before winter--Peace at all costs--only Peace.

In September Ulrici was in communication with a certain bureau in
Berlin. "The man is honest enough, but he is mad. He has served his
purpose. It is time to suppress him." Berlin agreed, and one morning
Ulrici departed from Berne.

But when he reached the Garmischstrasse he found the flamboyant plate
unscrewed from the door and the pleasant rooms deserted.

For a day or two before Dr. Lartius had been behaving oddly. He gave out
that he was ill, and could not receive; but he was very busy indoors
with his papers. Then late one evening, after a conversation on the
telephone with the railway people, he left his rooms, with no luggage
but a small dressing-case, and took the night train for Innsbruck. His
admirable passport franked him anywhere. From Innsbruck he travelled to
the Swiss frontier, and when he crossed it, in the darkness of the
September evening and in an empty carriage, he made a toilet which
included the shaving of his silky black beard. He was whistling softly
and seemed to have recovered his spirits. At Berne he did not seek his
usual hotel, but went to an unfrequented place in a back street, where,
apparently, he was well known. There he met during the course of the day
various people, and their conversation was not in the German tongue.

That night he again took train, but it was westward to Lausanne and the
French border.


                                   IV

In the early days of November, when the Allies were approaching Maubeuge
and Sedan, and the German plenipotentiaries were trying to dodge the
barrage and get speech with Foch, two British officers were sitting in a
little room at Versailles. One was the General we have already met, the
quondam friend of Lady Samplar. The other was a slim young man who wore
the badges of a lieutenant-colonel and the gorget patches of the staff.
He had a pale face shaven clean, black hair cut very short, and curious,
bright, protuberant hazel eyes. He must have seen some service, for he
had two rows of medal ribbons on his breast.

"Unarm, Eros," quoted the General, looking at the last slip on a pile of
telegrams. "'The long day's task is done.' It has been a grim business,
and, Tommy, my lad, I think you had the most difficult patch of the lot
to hoe.... It was largely due to you that the Boche made his blunder on
15th July, and stretched his neck far enough to let Foch hit him."

The young man grinned. "I wouldn't like to go through it again, sir. But
it didn't seem so bad when I was at it, though it is horrible to look
back on. The worst part was the loneliness."

"You must have often had bad moments."

"Not so many. I only remember two as particularly gruesome. One was when
I heard you slanging me to Lady Samplar, and I suddenly felt hopelessly
cut off from my kind.... The other was in July, when von Mudra came down
from Berlin to see me. He dashed nearly spotted me, for he was at the
Embassy when I was in Constantinople."

The General lifted a flamboyant plate whereon the name of Dr. S. Lartius
was inscribed in letters of oxidized silver. "You've brought away your
souvenir all right. I suppose you'll have it framed as a trophy for your
ancestral hall. By the way, what did the letter S stand for?"

"When I was asked," said the young man, "I said 'Sigismund.' But I
really meant it for 'Spurius'--the chap, you remember, who held the
bridge with Horatius."




IV. THE WIND IN THE PORTICO

HENRY NIGHTINGALE'S STORY


A dry wind of the high places ... not to fan nor to cleanse, even a full
wind from those places shall come unto me.

_Jeremiah_ iv. 11, 12.



IV. THE WIND IN THE PORTICO


Nightingale was a hard man to draw. His doings with the Bedawin had
become a legend, but he would as soon have talked about them as claimed
to have won the War. He was a slim dark fellow about thirty-five years
of age, very short-sighted, and wearing such high-powered double glasses
that it was impossible to tell the colour of his eyes. This weakness
made him stoop a little and peer, so that he was the strangest figure to
picture in a burnous leading an army of desert tribesmen. I fancy his
power came partly from his oddness, for his followers thought that the
hand of Allah had been laid on him, and partly from his quick
imagination and his flawless courage. After the War he had gone back to
his Cambridge fellowship, declaring that, thank God, that chapter in his
life was over.

As I say, he never mentioned the deeds which had made him famous. He
knew his own business, and probably realized that to keep his mental
balance he had to drop the curtain on what must have been the most
nerve-racking four years ever spent by man. We respected his decision
and kept off Arabia. It was a remark of Hannay's that drew from him the
following story. Hannay was talking about his Cotswold house, which was
on the Fosse Way, and saying that it always puzzled him how so elaborate
a civilization as Roman Britain could have been destroyed utterly and
left no mark on the national history beyond a few roads and ruins and
place-names. Peckwether, the historian, demurred, and had a good deal to
say about how much the Roman tradition was woven into the Saxon culture.
"Rome only sleeps," he said; "she never dies."

Nightingale nodded. "Sometimes she dreams in her sleep and talks. Once
she scared me out of my senses."

After a good deal of pressing he produced this story. He was not much of
a talker, so he wrote it out and read it to us.

       *       *       *       *       *

There is a place in Shropshire which I do not propose to visit again. It
lies between Ludlow and the hills, in a shallow valley full of woods.
Its name is St. Sant, a village with a big house and park adjoining, on
a stream called the Vaun, about five miles from the little town of
Faxeter. They have queer names in those parts, and other things queerer
than the names.

I was motoring from Wales to Cambridge at the close of the long
vacation. All this happened before the War, when I had just got my
fellowship and was settling down to academic work. It was a fine night
in early October, with a full moon, and I intended to push on to Ludlow
for supper and bed. The time was about half-past eight, the road was
empty and good going, and I was trundling pleasantly along when
something went wrong with my headlights. It was a small thing, and I
stopped to remedy it beyond a village and just at the lodge-gates of a
house.

On the opposite side of the road a carrier's cart had drawn up, and two
men, who looked like indoor servants, were lifting some packages from it
on to a big barrow. The moon was up, so I didn't need the feeble light
of the carrier's lamp to see what they were doing. I suppose I wanted to
stretch my legs for a moment, for when I had finished my job I strolled
over to them. They did not hear me coming, and the carrier on his perch
seemed to be asleep.

The packages were the ordinary consignments from some big shop in town.
But I noticed that the two men handled them very gingerly, and that, as
each was laid in the barrow, they clipped off the shop label and affixed
one of their own. The new labels were odd things, large and square, with
some address written on them in very black capital letters. There was
nothing in that, but the men's faces puzzled me. For they seemed to do
their job in a fever, longing to get it over, and yet in a sweat lest
they should make some mistake. Their commonplace task seemed to be for
them a matter of tremendous importance. I moved so as to get a view of
their faces, and I saw that they were white and strained. The two were
of the butler or valet class, both elderly, and I could have sworn that
they were labouring under something like fear.

I shuffled my feet to let them know of my presence, and remarked that it
was a fine night. They started as if they had been robbing a corpse. One
of them mumbled something in reply, but the other caught a package which
was slipping, and in a tone of violent alarm growled to his mate to be
careful. I had a notion that they were handling explosives.

I had no time to waste, so I pushed on. That night, in my room at
Ludlow, I had the curiosity to look up my map and identify the place
where I had seen the men. The village was St. Sant, and it appeared that
the gate I had stopped at belonged to a considerable demesne called
Vauncastle. That was my first visit.

At that time I was busy on a critical edition of Theocritus, for which I
was making a new collation of the manuscripts. There was a variant of
the Medicean Codex in England, which nobody had seen since Gaisford, and
after a good deal of trouble I found that it was in the library of a man
called Dubellay. I wrote to him at his London club, and got a reply, to
my surprise, from Vauncastle Hall, Faxeter. It was an odd letter, for
you could see that he longed to tell me to go to the devil, but couldn't
quite reconcile it with his conscience. We exchanged several letters,
and the upshot was that he gave me permission to examine his manuscript.
He did not ask me to stay, but mentioned that there was a comfortable
little inn in St. Sant.

My second visit began on the 27th of December, after I had been home for
Christmas. We had had a week of severe frost, and then it had thawed a
little; but it remained bitterly cold, with leaden skies that threatened
snow. I drove from Faxeter, and as we ascended the valley I remember
thinking that it was a curiously sad country. The hills were too low to
be impressive, and their outlines were mostly blurred with woods; but
the tops showed clear, funny little knolls of grey bent that suggested a
volcanic origin. It might have been one of those backgrounds you find in
Italian primitives, with all the light and colour left out. When I got
a glimpse of the Vaun in the bleached meadows it looked like the "wan
water" of the Border ballads. The woods, too, had not the friendly
bareness of English copses in winter time. They remained dark and
cloudy, as if they were hiding secrets. Before I reached St. Sant, I
decided that the landscape was not only sad, but ominous.

I was fortunate in my inn. In the single street of one-storied cottages
it rose like a lighthouse, with a cheery glow from behind the red
curtains of the bar parlour. The inside proved as good as the outside. I
found a bedroom with a bright fire, and I dined in a wainscoted room
full of preposterous old pictures of lanky hounds and hollow-backed
horses. I had been rather depressed on my journey, but my spirits were
raised by this comfort, and when the house produced a most respectable
bottle of port I had the landlord in to drink a glass. He was an ancient
man who had been a gamekeeper, with a much younger wife, who was
responsible for the management. I was curious to hear something about
the owner of my manuscript, but I got little from the landlord. He had
been with the old squire, and had never served the present one. I heard
of Dubellays in plenty--the landlord's master, who had hunted his own
hounds for forty years; the Major, his brother, who had fallen at Abu
Klea; Parson Jack, who had had the living till he died; and of all kinds
of collaterals. The "Deblays" had been a high-spirited, open-handed
stock, and much liked in the place. But of the present master of the
Hall he could or would tell me nothing. The Squire was a "great
scholard," but I gathered that he followed no sport and was not a
convivial soul like his predecessors. He had spent a mint of money on
the house, but not many people went there. He, the landlord, had never
been inside the grounds in the new master's time, though in the old days
there had been hunt breakfasts on the lawn for the whole countryside,
and mighty tenantry dinners. I went to bed with a clear picture in my
mind of the man I was to interview on the morrow. A scholarly and
autocratic recluse, who collected treasures and beautified his dwelling
and probably lived in his library. I rather looked forward to meeting
him, for the bonhomous sporting squire was not much in my line.

After breakfast next morning I made my way to the Hall. It was the same
leaden weather, and when I entered the gates the air seemed to grow
bitterer and the skies darker. The place was muffled in great trees
which even in their winter bareness made a pall about it. There was a
long avenue of ancient sycamores, through which one caught only rare
glimpses of the frozen park. I took my bearings, and realized that I was
walking nearly due south, and was gradually descending. The house must
be in a hollow. Presently the trees thinned, I passed through an iron
gate, came out on a big untended lawn, untidily studded with laurels and
rhododendrons, and there before me was the house front.

I had expected something beautiful--an old Tudor or Queen Anne faade or
a dignified Georgian portico. I was disappointed, for the front was
simply mean. It was low and irregular, more like the back parts of a
house, and I guessed that at some time or another the building had been
turned round, and the old kitchen door made the chief entrance. I was
confirmed in my conclusion by observing that the roofs rose in tiers,
like one of those recessed New York sky-scrapers, so that the present
back parts of the building were of an impressive height.

The oddity of the place interested me, and still more its dilapidation.
What on earth could the owner have spent his money on? Everything--lawn,
flower-beds, paths--was neglected. There was a new stone doorway, but
the walls badly needed pointing, the window woodwork had not been
painted for ages, and there were several broken panes. The bell did not
ring, so I was reduced to hammering on the knocker, and it must have
been ten minutes before the door opened. A pale butler, one of the men I
had seen at the carrier's cart the October before, stood blinking in the
entrance.

He led me in without question, when I gave my name, so I was evidently
expected. The hall was my second surprise. What had become of my picture
of the collector? The place was small and poky, and furnished as barely
as the lobby of a farmhouse. The only thing I approved was its warmth.
Unlike most English country houses, there seemed to be excellent heating
arrangements.

I was taken into a little dark room with one window that looked out on a
shrubbery, while the man went to fetch his master. My chief feeling was
of gratitude that I had not been asked to stay, for the inn was paradise
compared with this sepulchre. I was examining the prints on the wall,
when I heard my name spoken and turned round to greet Mr. Dubellay.

He was my third surprise. I had made a portrait in my mind of a
fastidious old scholar, with eyeglasses on a black cord, and a finical
_weltkind_-ish manner. Instead I found a man still in early middle age,
a heavy fellow dressed in the roughest country tweeds. He was as untidy
as his demesne, for he had not shaved that morning, his flannel collar
was badly frayed, and his finger-nails would have been the better for a
scrubbing brush. His face was hard to describe. It was high-coloured,
but the colour was not healthy; it was friendly, but it was also wary;
above all, it was _unquiet_. He gave me the impression of a man whose
nerves were all wrong, and who was perpetually on his guard.

He said a few civil words, and thrust a badly tied brown paper parcel at
me.

"That's your manuscript," he said jauntily.

I was staggered. I had expected to be permitted to collate the codex in
his library, and in the last few minutes had realized that the prospect
was distasteful. But here was this casual owner offering me the
priceless thing to take away.

I stammered my thanks, and added that it was very good of him to trust a
stranger with such a treasure.

"Only as far as the inn," he said. "I wouldn't like to send it by post.
But there's no harm in your working at it at the inn. There should be
confidence among scholars." And he gave an odd cackle of a laugh.

"I greatly prefer your plan," I said. "But I thought you would insist on
my working at it here."

"No, indeed," he said earnestly. "I shouldn't think of such a thing....
Wouldn't do at all.... An insult to our freemasonry.... That's how I
should regard it."

We had a few minutes' further talk. I learned that he had inherited
under the entail from a cousin, and had been just over ten years at
Vauncastle. Before that he had been a London solicitor. He asked me a
question or two about Cambridge--wished he had been at the
University--much hampered in his work by a defective education. I was a
Greek scholar?--Latin, too, he presumed. Wonderful people the Romans....
He spoke quite freely, but all the time his queer restless eyes were
darting about, and I had a strong impression that he would have liked to
say something to me very different from these commonplaces--that he was
longing to broach some subject but was held back by shyness or fear. He
had such an odd appraising way of looking at me.

I left without having been asked to a meal, for which I was not sorry,
for I did not like the atmosphere of the place. I took a short cut over
the ragged lawn, and turned at the top of the slope to look back. The
house was in reality a huge pile, and I saw that I had been right and
that the main building was all at the back. Was it, I wondered, like the
Alhambra, which behind a front like a factory concealed a
treasure-house? I saw, too, that the woodland hollow was more spacious
than I had fancied. The house, as at present arranged, faced due north,
and behind the south front was an open space in which I guessed that a
lake might lie. Far beyond I could see in the December dimness the lift
of high dark hills.

That evening the snow came in earnest, and fell continuously for the
better part of two days. I banked up the fire in my bedroom and spent a
happy time with the codex. I had brought only my working books with me
and the inn boasted no library, so when I wanted to relax I went down to
the tap-room, or gossiped with the landlady in the bar parlour. The
yokels who congregated in the former were pleasant fellows, but, like
all the folk on the Marches, they did not talk readily to a stranger,
and I heard little from them of the Hall. The old squire had reared
every year three thousand pheasants, but the present squire would not
allow a gun to be fired on his land, and there were only a few wild
birds left. For the same reason the woods were thick with vermin. This
they told me when I professed an interest in shooting. But of Mr.
Dubellay they would not speak, declaring that they never saw him. I
daresay they gossiped wildly about him, and their public reticence
struck me as having in it a touch of fear.

The landlady, who came from a different part of the shire, was more
communicative. She had not known the former Dubellays and so had no
standard of comparison, but she was inclined to regard the present
squire as not quite right in the head. "They do say," she would begin;
but she, too, suffered from some inhibition, and what promised to be
sensational would tail off into the commonplace. One thing apparently
puzzled the neighbourhood above others, and that was his rearrangement
of the house. "They do say," she said in an awed voice, "that he have
built a great church." She had never visited it--no one in the parish
had, for Squire Dubellay did not allow intruders--but from Lyne Hill you
could see it through a gap in the woods. "He's no good Christian," she
told me, "and him and Vicar has quarrelled this many a day. But they do
say as he worships summat there." I learned that there were no women
servants in the house, only the men he had brought from London. "Poor
benighted souls, they must live in a sad hobble," and the buxom lady
shrugged her shoulders and giggled.

On the last day of December I decided that I needed exercise and must go
for a long stride. The snow had ceased that morning, and the dull skies
had changed to a clear blue. It was still very cold, but the sun was
shining, the snow was firm and crisp under foot, and I proposed to
survey the country. So after luncheon I put on thick boots and gaiters,
and made for Lyne Hill. This meant a considerable circuit, for the place
lay south of the Vauncastle park. From it I hoped to get a view of the
other side of the house.

I was not disappointed. There was a rift in the thick woodlands, and
below me, two miles off, I suddenly saw a strange building, like a
classical temple. Only the entablature and the tops of the pillars
showed above the trees, but they stood out vivid and dark against the
background of snow. The spectacle in that lonely place was so startling
that for a little I could only stare. I remember that I glanced behind
me to the snowy line of the Welsh mountains, and felt that I might have
been looking at a winter view of the Apennines two thousand years ago.

My curiosity was now alert, and I determined to get a nearer view of
this marvel. I left the track and ploughed through the snowy fields down
to the skirts of the woods. After that my troubles began. I found myself
in a very good imitation of a primeval forest, where the undergrowth had
been unchecked and the rides uncut for years. I sank into deep pits, I
was savagely torn by briars and brambles, but I struggled on, keeping a
line as best I could. At last the trees stopped. Before me was a flat
expanse which I knew must be a lake, and beyond rose the temple.

It ran the whole length of the house, and from where I stood it was hard
to believe that there were buildings at its back where men dwelt. It was
a fine piece of work--the first glance told me that--admirably
proportioned, classical, yet not following exactly any of the classical
models. One could imagine a great echoing interior, dim with the smoke
of sacrifice, and it was only by reflecting that I realized that the
peristyle could not be continued down the two sides, that there was no
interior, and that what I was looking at was only a portico.

The thing was at once impressive and preposterous. What madness had been
in Dubellay when he embellished his house with such a grandiose garden
front? The sun was setting and the shadow of the wooded hills darkened
the interior, so I could not even make out the back wall of the portico.
I wanted a nearer view, so I embarked on the frozen lake.

Then I had an odd experience. I was not tired, the snow lay level and
firm, but I was conscious of extreme weariness. The biting air had
become warm and oppressive. I had to drag boots that seemed to weigh
tons across that lake. The place was utterly silent in the stricture of
the frost, and from the pile in front no sign of life came.

I reached the other side at last and found myself in a frozen shallow of
bulrushes and skeleton willow-herbs. They were taller than my head, and
to see the house I had to look upward through their snowy traceries. It
was perhaps eighty feet above me and a hundred yards distant, and, since
I was below it, the delicate pillars seemed to spring to a great height.
But it was still dusky, and the only detail I could see was on the
ceiling, which seemed either to be carved or painted with deeply-shaded
monochrome figures.

Suddenly the dying sun came slanting through the gap in the hills, and
for an instant the whole portico to its farthest recesses was washed in
clear gold and scarlet. That was wonderful enough, but there was
something more. The air was utterly still with not the faintest breath
of wind--so still that, when I had lit a cigarette half an hour before,
the flame of the match had burned steadily upward like a candle in a
room. As I stood among the sedges not a single frost crystal stirred....
But there was a wind blowing in the portico.

I could see it lifting feathers of snow from the base of the pillars and
fluffing the cornices. The floor had already been swept clean, but tiny
flakes drifted on to it from the exposed edges. The interior was filled
with a furious movement, though a yard from it was frozen peace. I felt
nothing of the action of the wind, but I knew that it was hot, hot as
the breath of a furnace.

I had only one thought, dread of being overtaken by night near that
place. I turned and ran. Ran with labouring steps across the lake,
panting and stifling with a deadly hot oppression, ran blindly by a sort
of instinct in the direction of the village. I did not stop till I had
wrestled through the big wood, and come out on some rough pasture above
the highway. Then I dropped on the ground, and felt again the comforting
chill of the December air.

The adventure left me in an uncomfortable mood. I was ashamed of myself
for playing the fool, and at the same time hopelessly puzzled, for the
oftener I went over in my mind the incidents of that afternoon the more
I was at a loss for an explanation. One feeling was uppermost, that I
did not like this place and wanted to be out of it. I had already broken
the back of my task, and by shutting myself up for two days I completed
it; that is to say, I made my collation as far as I had advanced myself
in my commentary on the text. I did not want to go back to the Hall, so
I wrote a civil note to Dubellay, expressing my gratitude and saying
that I was sending up the manuscript by the landlord's son, as I
scrupled to trouble him with another visit.

I got a reply at once, saying that Mr. Dubellay would like to give
himself the pleasure of dining with me at the inn before I went, and
would receive the manuscript in person.

It was the last night of my stay in St. Sant, so I ordered the best
dinner the place could provide, and a magnum of claret, of which I
discovered a bin in the cellar. Dubellay appeared promptly at eight
o'clock, arriving to my surprise in a car. He had tidied himself up and
put on a dinner jacket, and he looked exactly like the city solicitors
you see dining in the Junior Carlton.

He was in excellent spirits, and his eyes had lost their air of being on
guard. He seemed to have reached some conclusion about me, or decided
that I was harmless. More, he seemed to be burning to talk to me. After
my adventure I was prepared to find fear in him, the fear I had seen in
the faces of the men-servants. But there was none; instead, there was
excitement, overpowering excitement.

He neglected the courses in his verbosity. His coming to dinner had
considerably startled the inn, and instead of a maid the landlady
herself waited on us. She seemed to want to get the meal over, and
hustled the biscuits and the port on to the table as soon as she
decently could. Then Dubellay became confidential.

He was an enthusiast, it appeared, an enthusiast with a single hobby.
All his life he had pottered among antiquities, and when he succeeded to
Vauncastle he had the leisure and money to indulge himself. The place,
it seemed, had been famous in Roman Britain--Vauni Castra--and Faxeter
was a corruption of the same. "Who was Vaunus?" I asked. He grinned, and
told me to wait.

There had been an old temple up in the high woods. There had always been
a local legend about it, and the place was supposed to be haunted. Well,
he had had the site excavated and he had found---- Here he became the
cautious solicitor, and explained to me the law of treasure trove. As
long as the objects found were not intrinsically valuable, not gold or
jewels, the finder was entitled to keep them. He had done so--had not
published the results of his excavations in the proceedings of any
learned society--did not want to be bothered by tourists. I was
different, for I was a scholar.

What had he found? It was really rather hard to follow his babbling
talk, but I gathered that he had found certain carvings and sacrificial
implements. And--he sunk his voice--most important of all, an altar, an
altar of Vaunus, the tutelary deity of the vale.

When he mentioned this word his face took on a new look--not of fear but
of secrecy, a kind of secret excitement. I have seen the same look on
the face of a street-preaching Salvationist.

Vaunus had been a British god of the hills, whom the Romans in their
liberal way appear to have identified with Apollo. He gave me a long
confused account of him, from which it appeared that Mr. Dubellay was
not an exact scholar. Some of his derivations of place-names were
absurd--like St. Sant from Sancta Sanctorum--and in quoting a line of
Ausonius he made two false quantities. He seemed to hope that I could
tell him something more about Vaunus, but I said that my subject was
Greek, and that I was deeply ignorant about Roman Britain. I mentioned
several books, and found that he had never heard of Haverfield.

One word he used, "hypocaust," which suddenly gave me a clue. He must
have heated the temple, as he heated his house, by some very efficient
system of hot air. I know little about science, but I imagined that the
artificial heat of the portico, as contrasted with the cold outside,
might create an air current. At any rate that explanation satisfied me,
and my afternoon's adventure lost its uncanniness. The reaction made me
feel friendly towards him, and I listened to his talk with sympathy, but
I decided not to mention that I had visited his temple.

He told me about it himself in the most open way. "I couldn't leave the
altar on the hillside," he said. "I had to make a place for it, so I
turned the old front of the house into a sort of temple. I got the best
advice, but architects are ignorant people, and I often wished I had
been a better scholar. Still, the place satisfies me."

"I hope it satisfies Vaunus," I said jocularly.

"I think so," he replied quite seriously, and then his thoughts seemed
to go wandering, and for a minute or so he looked through me with a
queer abstraction in his eyes.

"What do you do with it now you've got it?" I asked.

He didn't reply, but smiled to himself.

"I don't know if you remember a passage in Sidonius Apollinaris," I
said, "a formula for consecrating pagan altars to Christian uses. You
begin by sacrificing a white cock or something suitable, and tell
Apollo with all friendliness that the old dedication is off for the
present. Then you have a Christian invocation----"

He nearly jumped out of his chair.

"That wouldn't do--wouldn't do at all!... Oh Lord, no!... Couldn't think
of it for one moment!"

It was as if I had offended his ears by some horrid blasphemy, and the
odd thing was that he never recovered his composure. He tried, for he
had good manners, but his ease and friendliness had gone. We talked
stiffly for another half-hour about trifles, and then he rose to leave.
I returned him his manuscript neatly parcelled up, and expanded in
thanks, but he scarcely seemed to heed me. He stuck the thing in his
pocket, and departed with the same air of shocked absorption.

After he had gone I sat before the fire and reviewed the situation. I
was satisfied with my hypocaust theory, and had no more perturbation in
my memory about my afternoon's adventure. Yet a slight flavour of
unpleasantness hung about it, and I felt that I did not quite like
Dubellay. I set him down as a crank who had tangled himself up with a
half-witted hobby, like an old maid with her cats, and I was not sorry
to be leaving the place.

       *       *       *       *       *

My third and last visit to St. Sant was in the following June--the
midsummer of 1914. I had all but finished my Theocritus, but I needed
another day or two with the Vauncastle manuscript, and, as I wanted to
clear the whole thing off before I went to Italy in July, I wrote to
Dubellay and asked if I might have another sight of it. The thing was a
bore, but it had to be faced, and I fancied that the valley would be a
pleasant place in that hot summer.

I got a reply at once, inviting, almost begging me to come, and
insisting that I should stay at the Hall. I couldn't very well refuse,
though I would have preferred the inn. He wired about my train, and
wired again saying he would meet me. This time I seemed to be a
particularly welcome guest.

I reached Faxeter in the evening, and was met by a car from a Faxeter
garage. The driver was a talkative young man, and, as the car was a
closed one, I sat beside him for the sake of fresh air. The term had
tired me, and I was glad to get out of stuffy Cambridge, but I cannot
say that I found it much cooler as we ascended the Vaun valley. The
woods were in their summer magnificence but a little dulled and
tarnished by the heat, the river was shrunk to a trickle, and the
curious hilltops were so scorched by the sun that they seemed almost
yellow above the green of the trees. Once again I had the feeling of a
landscape fantastically un-English.

"Squire Dubellay's been in a great way about your coming, sir," the
driver informed me. "Sent down three times to the boss to make sure it
was all right. He's got a car of his own, too, a nice little Daimler,
but he don't seem to use it much. Haven't seen him about in it for a
month of Sundays."

As we turned in at the Hall gates he looked curiously about him. "Never
been here before, though I've been in most gentlemen's parks for fifty
miles round. Rum old-fashioned spot, isn't it, sir?"

If it had seemed a shuttered sanctuary in midwinter, in that June
twilight it was more than ever a place enclosed and guarded. There was
almost an autumn smell of decay, a dry decay like touchwood. We seemed
to be descending through layers of ever-thickening woods. When at last
we turned through the iron gate I saw that the lawns had reached a
further stage of neglect, for they were as shaggy as a hayfield.

The white-faced butler let me in, and there, waiting at his back, was
Dubellay. But he was not the man whom I had seen in December. He was
dressed in an old baggy suit of flannels, and his unwholesome red face
was painfully drawn and sunken. There were dark pouches under his eyes,
and these eyes were no longer excited, but dull and pained. Yes, and
there was more than pain in them--there was fear. I wondered if his
hobby were becoming too much for him.

He greeted me like a long-lost brother. Considering that I scarcely knew
him, I was a little embarrassed by his warmth. "Bless you for coming, my
dear fellow," he cried. "You want a wash and then we'll have dinner.
Don't bother to change, unless you want to. I never do." He led me to my
bedroom, which was clean enough, but small and shabby like a servant's
room. I guessed that he had gutted the house to build his absurd temple.

We dined in a fair-sized room which was a kind of library. It was lined
with old books, but they did not look as if they had been there long;
rather it seemed like a lumber room in which a fine collection had been
stored. Once no doubt they had lived in a dignified Georgian chamber.
There was nothing else, none of the antiques which I had expected.

"You have come just in time," he told me. "I fairly jumped when I got
your letter, for I had been thinking of running up to Cambridge to
insist on your coming down here. I hope you're in no hurry to leave."

"As it happens," I said, "I _am_ rather pressed for time, for I hope to
go abroad next week. I ought to finish my work here in a couple of days.
I can't tell you how much I'm in your debt for your kindness."

"Two days," he said. "That will get us over midsummer. That should be
enough." I hadn't a notion what he meant.

I told him that I was looking forward to examining his collection. He
opened his eyes. "Your discoveries, I mean," I said, "the altar of
Vaunus..."

As I spoke the words his face suddenly contorted in a spasm of what
looked like terror. He choked and then recovered himself. "Yes, yes," he
said rapidly. "You shall see it--you shall see everything--but not
now--not to-night. To-morrow--in broad daylight--that's the time."

After that the evening became a bad dream. Small talk deserted him, and
he could only reply with an effort to my commonplaces. I caught him
often looking at me furtively, as if he were sizing me up and wondering
how far he could go with me. The thing fairly got on my nerves, and, to
crown all, it was abominably stuffy. The windows of the room gave on a
little paved court with a background of laurels, and I might have been
in Seven Dials for all the air there was.

When coffee was served I could stand it no longer. "What about smoking
in the temple?" I said. "It should be cool there with the air from the
lake."

I might have been proposing the assassination of his mother. He simply
gibbered at me. "No, no," he stammered. "My God, no!" It was half an
hour before he could properly collect himself. A servant lit two oil
lamps, and we sat on in the frowsty room.

"You said something when we met before," he ventured at last, after many
a sidelong glance at me. "Something about a ritual for re-dedicating an
altar."

I remembered my remark about Sidonius Apollinaris.

"Could you show me the passage? There is a good classical library here,
collected by my great-grandfather. Unfortunately my scholarship is not
equal to using it properly."

I got up and hunted along the shelves, and presently found a copy of
Sidonius, the Plantin edition of 1609. I turned up the passage, and
roughly translated it for him. He listened hungrily, and made me repeat
it twice.

"He says a cock," he hesitated. "Is that essential?"

"I don't think so. I fancy any of the recognized ritual stuff would do."

"I am glad," he said simply. "I am afraid of blood."

"Good God, man," I cried out, "are you taking my nonsense seriously? I
was only chaffing. Let old Vaunus stick to his altar!"

He looked at me like a puzzled and rather offended dog.

"Sidonius was in earnest..."

"Well, I'm not," I said rudely. "We're in the twentieth century and not
in the third. Isn't it about time we went to bed?"

He made no objection, and found me a candle in the hall. As I undressed
I wondered into what kind of lunatic asylum I had strayed. I felt the
strongest distaste for the place, and longed to go straight off to the
inn; only I couldn't make use of a man's manuscripts and insult his
hospitality. It was fairly clear to me that Dubellay was mad. He had
ridden his hobby to the death of his wits and was now in its bondage.
Good Lord! he had talked of his precious Vaunus as a votary talks of a
god. I believed he had come to worship some figment of his half-educated
fancy.

I think I must have slept for a couple of hours. Then I woke dripping
with perspiration, for the place was simply an oven. My window was as
wide open as it would go, and, though it was a warm night, when I stuck
my head out the air was fresh. The heat came from indoors. The room was
on the first floor near the entrance and I was looking on to the
overgrown lawns. The night was very dark and utterly still, but I could
have sworn that I heard wind. The trees were as motionless as marble,
but somewhere close at hand I heard a strong gust blowing. Also, though
there was no moon, there was somewhere near me a steady glow of light; I
could see the reflection of it round the end of the house. That meant
that it came from the temple. What kind of saturnalia was Dubellay
conducting at such an hour?

When I drew in my head I felt that if I was to get any sleep something
must be done. There could be no question about it; some fool had turned
on the steam heat, for the room was a furnace. My temper was rising.
There was no bell to be found, so I lit my candle and set out to find a
servant.

I tried a cast downstairs and discovered the room where we had dined.
Then I explored a passage at right angles, which brought me up against a
great oak door. The light showed me that it was a new door, and that
there was no apparent way of opening it. I guessed that it led into the
temple, and, though it fitted close and there seemed to be no keyhole, I
could hear through it a sound like a rushing wind.... Next I opened a
door on my right and found myself in a big store cupboard. It had a
funny, exotic, spicy smell, and, arranged very neatly on the floor and
shelves, was a number of small sacks and coffers. Each bore a label, a
square of stout paper with very black lettering. I read "_Pro servitio
Vauni_."

I had seen them before, for my memory betrayed me if they were not the
very labels that Dubellay's servants had been attaching to the packages
from the carrier's cart that evening in the past autumn. The discovery
made my suspicions an unpleasant certainty. Dubellay evidently meant the
labels to read "For the service of Vaunus." He was no scholar, for it
was an impossible use of the word "_servitium_," but he was very
patently a madman.

However, it was my immediate business to find some way to sleep, so I
continued my quest for a servant. I followed another corridor, and
discovered a second staircase. At the top of it I saw an open door and
looked in. It must have been Dubellay's, for his flannels were tumbled
untidily on a chair; but Dubellay himself was not there and the bed had
not been slept in.

I suppose my irritation was greater than my alarm--though I must say I
was getting a little scared--for I still pursued the evasive servant.
There was another stair which apparently led to attics, and in going up
it I slipped and made a great clatter. When I looked up the butler in
his nightgown was staring down at me, and if ever a mortal face held
fear it was his. When he saw who it was he seemed to recover a little.

"Look here," I said, "for God's sake turn off that infernal hot air. I
can't get a wink of sleep. What idiot set it going?"

He looked at me owlishly, but he managed to find his tongue.

"I beg your pardon, sir," he said, "but there is no heating apparatus in
this house."

There was nothing more to be said. I returned to my bedroom, and it
seemed to me that it had grown cooler. As I leaned out of the window,
too, the mysterious wind seemed to have died away, and the glow no
longer showed from beyond the corner of the house. I got into bed and
slept heavily till I was roused by the appearance of my shaving water
about half-past nine. There was no bathroom, so I bathed in a tin
pannikin.

It was a hazy morning which promised a day of blistering heat. When I
went down to breakfast I found Dubellay in the dining-room. In the
daylight he looked a very sick man, but he seemed to have taken a pull
on himself, for his manner was considerably less nervy than the night
before. Indeed, he appeared almost normal, and I might have reconsidered
my view but for the look in his eyes.

I told him that I proposed to sit tight all day over the manuscript, and
get the thing finished. He nodded. "That's all right. I've a lot to do
myself, and I won't disturb you."

"But first," I said, "you promised to show me your discoveries."

He looked at the window where the sun was shining on the laurels and on
a segment of the paved court.

"The light is good," he said--an odd remark. "Let us go there now. There
are times and seasons for the temple."

He led me down the passage I had explored the previous night. The door
opened, not by a key but by some lever in the wall. I found myself
looking suddenly at a bath of sunshine with the lake below as blue as a
turquoise.

It is not easy to describe my impressions of that place. It was
unbelievably light and airy, as brilliant as an Italian colonnade in
midsummer. The proportions must have been good, for the columns soared
and swam, and the roof (which looked like cedar) floated as delicately
as a flower on its stalk. The stone was some local limestone, which on
the floor took a polish like marble. All around was a vista of
sparkling water and summer woods and far blue mountains. It should have
been as wholesome as the top of a hill.

And yet I had scarcely entered before I knew that it was a prison. I am
not an imaginative man, and I believe my nerves are fairly good, but I
could scarcely put one foot before the other, so strong was my distaste.
I felt shut off from the world, as if I were in a dungeon or on an
ice-floe. And I felt, too, that though far enough from humanity, we were
not alone.

On the inner wall there were three carvings. Two were imperfect friezes
sculptured in low-relief, dealing apparently with the same subject. It
was a ritual procession, priests bearing branches, the ordinary
_dendrophori_ business. The faces were only half-human, and that was
from no lack of skill, for the artist had been a master. The striking
thing was that the branches and the hair of the hierophants were being
tossed by a violent wind, and the expression of each was of a being in
the last stage of endurance, shaken to the core by terror and pain.

Between the friezes was a great roundel of a Gorgon's head. It was not a
female head, such as you commonly find, but a male head, with the
viperous hair sprouting from chin and lip. It had once been coloured,
and fragments of a green pigment remained in the locks. It was an awful
thing, the ultimate horror of fear, the last dementia of cruelty made
manifest in stone. I hurriedly averted my eyes and looked at the altar.

That stood at the west end on a pediment with three steps. It was a
beautiful piece of work, scarcely harmed by the centuries, with two
words inscribed on its face--APOLL. VAUN. It was made of some foreign
marble, and the hollow top was dark with ancient sacrifices. Not so
ancient either, for I could have sworn that I saw there the mark of
recent flame.

I do not suppose I was more than five minutes in the place. I wanted to
get out, and Dubellay wanted to get me out. We did not speak a word till
we were back in the library.

"For God's sake give it up!" I said. "You're playing with fire, Mr.
Dubellay. You're driving yourself into Bedlam. Send those damned things
to a museum and leave this place. Now, now, I tell you. You have no time
to lose. Come down with me to the inn straight off and shut up this
house."

He looked at me with his lip quivering like a child about to cry.

"I will. I promise you I will.... But not yet.... After to-night....
To-morrow I'll do whatever you tell me.... You won't leave me?"

"I won't leave you, but what earthly good am I to you if you won't take
my advice?"

"Sidonius..." he began.

"Oh, damn Sidonius! I wish I had never mentioned him. The whole thing is
arrant nonsense, but it's killing you. You've got it on the brain. Don't
you know you're a sick man?"

"I'm not feeling very grand. It's so warm to-day. I think I'll lie
down."

It was no good arguing with him, for he had the appalling obstinacy of
very weak things. I went off to my work in a shocking bad temper.

The day was what it had promised to be, blisteringly hot. Before midday
the sun was hidden by a coppery haze, and there was not the faintest
stirring of wind. Dubellay did not appear at luncheon--it was not a meal
he ever ate, the butler told me. I slogged away all the afternoon, and
had pretty well finished my job by six o'clock. That would enable me to
leave next morning, and I hoped to be able to persuade my host to come
with me.

The conclusion of my task put me into a better humour, and I went for a
walk before dinner. It was a very close evening, for the heat haze had
not lifted; the woods were as silent as a grave, not a bird spoke, and
when I came out of the cover to the burnt pastures the sheep seemed too
languid to graze. During my walk I prospected the environs of the house,
and saw that it would be very hard to get access to the temple except by
a long circuit. On one side was a mass of out-buildings, and then a high
wall, and on the other the very closest and highest quickset hedge I
have ever seen, which ended in a wood with savage spikes on its
containing wall. I returned to my room, had a cold bath in the exiguous
tub, and changed.

Dubellay was not at dinner. The butler said that his master was feeling
unwell and had gone to bed. The news pleased me, for bed was the best
place for him. After that I settled myself down to a lonely evening in
the library. I browsed among the shelves and found a number of rare
editions which served to pass the time. I noticed that the copy of
Sidonius was absent from its place.

I think it was about ten o'clock when I went to bed, for I was
unaccountably tired. I remember wondering whether I oughtn't to go and
visit Dubellay, but decided that it was better to leave him alone. I
still reproach myself for that decision. I know now I ought to have
taken him by force and haled him to the inn.

Suddenly I came out of heavy sleep with a start. A human cry seemed to
be ringing in the corridors of my brain. I held my breath and listened.
It came again, a horrid scream of panic and torture.

I was out of bed in a second, and only stopped to get my feet into
slippers. The cry must have come from the temple. I tore downstairs
expecting to hear the noise of an alarmed household. But there was no
sound, and the awful cry was not repeated.

The door in the corridor was shut, as I expected. Behind it pandemonium
seemed to be loose, for there was a howling like a tempest--and
something more, a crackling like fire. I made for the front door,
slipped off the chain, and found myself in the still, moonless night.
Still, except for the rending gale that seemed to be raging in the house
I had left.

From what I had seen on my evening's walk I knew that my one chance to
get to the temple was by way of the quickset hedge. I thought I might
manage to force a way between the end of it and the wall. I did it, at
the cost of much of my raiment and my skin. Beyond was another rough
lawn set with tangled shrubberies, and then a precipitous slope to the
level of the lake. I scrambled along the sedgy margin, not daring to
lift my eyes till I was on the temple steps.

The place was brighter than day with a roaring blast of fire. The very
air seemed to be incandescent and to have become a flaming ether. And
yet there were no flames--only a burning brightness. I could not enter,
for the waft from it struck my face like a scorching hand and I felt my
hair singe....

I am short-sighted, as you know, and I may have been mistaken, but this
is what I think I saw. From the altar a great tongue of flame seemed to
shoot upwards and lick the roof, and from its pediment ran flaming
streams. In front of it lay a body--Dubellay's--a naked body, already
charred and black. There was nothing else, except that the Gorgon's head
in the wall seemed to glow like a sun in hell.

I suppose I must have tried to enter. All I know is that I found myself
staggering back, rather badly burned. I covered my eyes, and as I looked
through my fingers I seemed to see the flames flowing under the wall,
where there may have been lockers, or possibly another entrance. Then
the great oak door suddenly shrivelled like gauze, and with a roar the
fiery river poured into the house.

I ducked myself in the lake to ease the pain, and then ran back as hard
as I could by the way I had come. Dubellay, poor devil, was beyond my
aid. After that I am not very clear what happened. I know that the house
burned like a haystack. I found one of the men-servants on the lawn, and
I think I helped to get the other down from his room by one of the
rain-pipes. By the time the neighbours arrived the house was ashes, and
I was pretty well mother-naked. They took me to the inn and put me to
bed, and I remained there till after the inquest. The coroner's jury
were puzzled, but they found it simply death by misadventure; a lot of
country houses were burned that summer. There was nothing found of
Dubellay; nothing remained of the house except a few blackened pillars;
the altar and the sculptures were so cracked and scarred that no museum
wanted them. The place has not been rebuilt, and for all I know they are
there to-day. I am not going back to look for them.

       *       *       *       *       *

Nightingale finished his story and looked round his audience.

"Don't ask me for an explanation," he said, "for I haven't any. You may
believe if you like that the god Vaunus inhabited the temple which
Dubellay built for him, and, when his votary grew scared and tried
Sidonius's receipt for shifting the dedication, became angry and slew
him with his flaming wind. That wind seems to have been a perquisite of
Vaunus. We know more about him now, for last year they dug up a temple
of his in Wales."

"Lightning," some one suggested.

"It was a quiet night, with no thunderstorm," said Nightingale.

"Isn't the countryside volcanic?" Peckwether asked. "What about pockets
of natural gas or something of the kind?"

"Possibly. You may please yourself in your explanation. I'm afraid I
can't help you. All I know is that I don't propose to visit that valley
again!"

"What became of your Theocritus?"

"Burned, like everything else. However, that didn't worry me much. Six
weeks later came the War, and I had other things to think about."




V. "DIVUS" JOHNSTON

_LORD LAMANCHA'S STORY_


_In deorum numerum relatus est non ore modo decernentium sed et
persuasione vulgi._
                                                     SUETONIUS.




V. "DIVUS" JOHNSTON


We were discussing the vagaries of ambition, and decided that most of
the old prizes that humanity contended for had had their gilt rubbed
off. Kingdoms, for example, which younger sons used to set out to
conquer. It was agreed that nowadays there was a great deal of drudgery
and very little fun in being a king.

"Besides, it can't be done," Leithen put in. "The Sarawak case.
Sovereignty over territory can only be acquired by a British subject on
behalf of His Majesty."

There was far more real power, some one argued, in the profession of
prophet. Mass-persuasion was never such a force as to-day. Sandy
Arbuthnot, who had known Gandhi and admired him, gave us a picture of
that strange popular leader--ascetic, genius, dreamer, child. "For a
little," he said, "Gandhi had more absolute sway over a bigger lump of
humanity than anybody except Lenin."

"I once knew Lenin," said Fulleylove, the traveller, and we all turned
to him.

"It must have been more than twenty years ago," he explained. "I was
working at the British Museum and lived in lodgings in Bloomsbury, and
he had a room at the top of the house. Ilyitch was the name we knew him
by. He was a little, beetle-browed chap, with a pale face and the most
amazing sleepy black eyes, which would suddenly twinkle and blaze as
some thought passed through his mind. He was very pleasant and
good-humoured, and would spend hours playing with the landlady's
children. I remember I once took him down with me for a day into the
country, and he was the merriest little grig.... Did I realize how big
he was? No, I cannot say I did. He was the ordinary Marxist, and he
wanted to resurrect Russia by hydraulics and electrification. He seemed
to be a funny compound of visionary and _terre--terre_ scientist. But I
realized that he could lay a spell on his countrymen. I have been to
Russian meetings with him--I talk Russian, you know--and it was
astounding the way he could make his audience look at him like hungry
sheep. He gave me the impression of utter courage and candour, and a
kind of demoniac simplicity.... No, I never met him again, but oddly
enough I was in Moscow during his funeral. Russian geographers were
interesting themselves in the line of the old silk-route to Cathay, and
I was there by request to advise them. I had not a very comfortable
time, but everybody was very civil to me. So I saw Lenin's funeral, and
unless you saw that you can have no notion of his power. A great black
bier like an altar, and hundreds and thousands of people weeping and
worshipping--yes, worshipping."

"The successful prophet becomes a kind of god," said Lamancha. "Have you
ever known a god, Sandy?... No more have I. But there is one living
to-day somewhere in Scotland. Johnston is his name. I once met a very
particular friend of his. I will tell you the story, and you can believe
it or not as you like."

       *       *       *       *       *

I had this narrative--he said--from my friend Mr. Peter Thomson of
"Jessieville," Maxwell Avenue, Strathbungo, whom I believe to be a man
incapable of mendacity, or, indeed, of imagination. He is a prosperous
and retired ship's captain, dwelling in the suburbs of Glasgow, who
plays two rounds of golf every day of the week, and goes twice every
Sunday to a pink, new church. You may often see his ample figure,
splendidly habited in broadcloth and finished off with one of those
square felt hats which are the Scottish emblem of respectability, moving
sedately by Mrs. Thomson's side down the avenue of "Balmorals" and
"Bellevues" where dwell the aristocracy of Strathbungo. It was not there
that I met him, however, but in a Clyde steamboat going round the Mull,
where I spent a comfortless night on my way to a Highland fishing. It
was blowing what he called "a wee bit o' wind," and I could not face the
odorous bunks which opened on the dining-room. Seated abaft the funnel,
in an atmosphere of ham-and-eggs, bilge, and fresh western breezes, he
revealed his heart to me, and this I found in it.

     "About the age of forty"--said Mr. Thomson--"I was captain of
     the steamer _Archibald McKelvie_, 1,700 tons burthen, belonging
     to Brock, Rattray, and Linklater, of Greenock. We were
     principally engaged in the China trade, but made odd trips into
     the Malay Archipelago and once or twice to Australia. She was
     a handy bit boat, and I'll not deny that I had many mercies
     vouchsafed to me when I was her skipper. I raked in a bit of
     salvage now and then, and my trading commission, paid regularly
     into the British Linen Bank at Maryhill, was mounting up to a
     fairish sum. I had no objection to Eastern parts, for I had a
     good constitution and had outgrown the daftnesses of youth. The
     berth suited me well, I had a decent lot for ship's company,
     and I would gladly have looked forward to spending the rest of
     my days by the _Archibald McKelvie_.

     "Providence, however, thought otherwise, for He was preparing a
     judgment against that ship like the kind you read about in
     books. We were five days out from Singapore, shaping our course
     for the Philippines, where the Americans were then fighting,
     when we ran into a queer lown sea. Not a breath of air came out
     of the sky; if you kindled a match the flame wouldna leap, but
     smouldered like touchwood; and every man's body ran with sweat
     like a mill-lade. I kenned fine we were in for the terrors of
     hell, but I hadna any kind of notion how terrible hell could
     be. First came a wind that whipped away my funnel, like a
     potato-peeling. We ran before it, and it was like the swee-gee
     we used to play at when we were laddies. One moment the muckle
     sea would get up on its hinder end and look at you, and the
     next you were looking at it as if you were on the top of Ben
     Lomond looking down on Luss. Presently I saw land in a gap of
     the waters, a land with great blood-red mountains, and, thinks
     I to myself, if we keep up the pace this boat of mine will not
     be hindered from ending two or three miles inland in
     somebody's kail-yard. I was just wondering how we would get the
     _Archibald McKelvie_ back to her native element when she saved
     me the trouble; for she ran dunt on some kind of a rock, and
     went straight to the bottom.

     "I was the only man saved alive, and if you ask me how it
     happened I don't know. I felt myself choking in a whirlpool;
     then I was flung through the air and brought down with a smack
     into deep waters; then I was in the air again, and this time I
     landed amongst sand and tree-trunks and got a bash on the head
     which dozened my senses.

     "When I came to it was morning, and the storm had abated. I was
     lying about half-way up a beach of fine white sand, for the
     wave that had carried me landwards in its flow had brought me
     some of the road back in its ebb. All round me was a sort of
     free-coup--trees knocked to match-wood, dead fish, and birds
     and beasts, and some boards which I jaloused came from the
     _Archibald McKelvie_. I had a big bump on my head, but
     otherwise was well and clear in my wits, though empty in the
     stomach and very dowie in the heart. For I knew something about
     the islands of which I supposed this to be one. They were
     either barren wastes, with neither food nor water, or else they
     were inhabited by the bloodiest cannibals of the archipelago.
     It looked as if my choice lay between having nothing to eat and
     being eaten myself.

     "I got up, and, after returning thanks to my Maker, went for a
     walk in the woods. They were full of queer painted birds, and
     it was an awful job climbing in and out of the fallen trees.
     By-and-by I came into an open bit with a burn where I slockened
     my thirst. It cheered me up, and I was just beginning to think
     that this was not such a bad island, and looking to see if I
     could find anything in the nature of coco-nuts, when I heard a
     whistle like a steam-siren. It was some sort of signal, for the
     next I knew I was in the grip of a dozen savages, my arms and
     feet were lashed together, and I was being carried swiftly
     through the forest.

     "It was a rough journey, and the discomfort of that heathen
     handling kept me from reflecting upon my desperate position.
     After nearly three hours we stopped, and I saw that we had come
     to a city. The streets were not much to look at, and the houses
     were mud and thatch, but on a hillock in the middle stood a
     muckle temple not unlike a Chinese pagoda. There was a man
     blowing a horn, and a lot of folk shouting, but I paid no
     attention, for I was sore troubled with the cramp in my left
     leg. They took me into one of the huts and made signs that I
     was to have it for my lodging. They brought me water to wash,
     and a very respectable dinner, which included a hen and a
     vegetable not unlike greens. Then they left me to myself, and I
     lay down and slept for a round of the clock.

     "I was three days in that hut. I had plenty to eat and the folk
     were very civil, but they wouldna let me outbye and there was
     no window to look out of. I couldna make up my mind what they
     wanted with me. I was a prisoner, but they did not behave as if
     they bore any malice, and I might have thought I was an
     honoured guest, but for the guards at the door. Time hung
     heavy on my hands, for I had nothing to read and no light to
     read by. I said over all the chapters of the Bible and all the
     Scots songs I could remember, and I tried to make a poem about
     my adventures, but I stuck at the fifth line, for I couldna
     find a rhyme to McKelvie.

     "On the fourth morning I was awakened by the most deafening
     din. I saw through the door that the streets were full of folk
     in holiday clothes, most of them with flowers in their hair and
     carrying palm branches in their hands. It was like something
     out of a Bible picture book. After I had my breakfast four lads
     in long white gowns arrived, and in spite of all my protests
     they made a bonny spectacle of me. They took off my clothes, me
     blushing with shame, and rubbed me with a kind of oil that
     smelt of cinnamon. Then they shaved my chin, and painted on my
     forehead a mark like a freemason's. Then they put on me a kind
     of white nightgown with a red sash round the middle, and they
     wouldna be hindered from clapping on my head a great wreath of
     hothouse flowers, as if I was a funeral.

     "And then like a thunder-clap I realized my horrible position.
     _I was a funeral._ I was to be offered up as a sacrifice to
     some heathen god--an awful fate for a Free Kirk elder in the
     prime of life.

     "I was so paralytic with terror that I never tried to resist.
     Indeed, it would have done me little good, for outside there
     were, maybe, two hundred savages, armed and drilled like
     soldiers. I was put into a sort of palanquin, and my bearers
     started at a trot with me up the hill to the temple, the whole
     population of the city running alongside, and singing songs
     about their god. I was sick with fear, and I durstna look up,
     for I did not know what awesome sight awaited me.

     "At last I got my courage back. 'Peter,' I says to myself, 'be
     a man. Remember your sainted Covenanting forefathers. You have
     been chosen to testify for your religion, though it's no likely
     that yon savages will understand what you say.' So I shut my
     jaw and resolved before I died to make a declaration of my
     religious principles, and to loosen some of the heathens' teeth
     with my fists.

     "We stopped at the temple door and I was led through a court
     and into a muckle great place like a barn, with bats flying
     about the ceiling. Here there were nearly three thousand
     heathens sitting on their hunkers. They sang a hymn when they
     saw me, and I was just getting ready for action when my bearers
     carried me into another place, which I took to be the Holy of
     Holies. It was about half the size of the first, and at the end
     of it was a great curtain of leopards' skins hanging from roof
     to floor. My bearers set me in the middle of the room, and then
     rolled about on their stomachs in adoration before the curtain.
     After a bit they finished their prayers and crawled out
     backwards, and I was left alone in that fearsome place.

     "It was the worst experience of my life. I believed that behind
     the skins there was a horrible idol, and that at any moment a
     priest with a knife would slip in to cut my throat. You may
     crack about courage, but I tell you that a man who can wait
     without a quiver on his murderers in the middle of a gloomy
     kirk is more than human. I am not ashamed to confess that the
     sweat ran over my brow, and my teeth were knocking in my head.

     "But nothing happened. Nothing, except that as I sat there I
     began to notice a most remarkable smell. At first I thought the
     place was on fire. Then I thought it was the kind of stink
     called incense that they make in Popish kirks, for I once
     wandered into a cathedral in Santiago. But neither guess was
     right, and then I put my thumb on the proper description. It
     was nothing but the smell of the third-class carriages on the
     Coatbridge train on a Saturday night after a football
     match--the smell of plug tobacco smoked in clay pipes that were
     no just very clean. My eyes were getting accustomed to the
     light, and I found the place no that dark; and as I looked
     round to see what caused the smell, I spied something like
     smoke coming from beyond the top of the curtain.

     "I noticed another thing. There was a hole in the curtain,
     about six feet from the floor, and at that hole as I watched I
     saw an eye. My heart stood still, for, thinks I, that'll be the
     priest of Baal who presently will stick a knife into me. It was
     long ere I could screw up courage to look again, but I did it.
     And then I saw that the eye was not that of a savage, which
     would be black and bloodshot. It was a blue eye, and, as I
     looked, it winked at me.

     "And then a voice spoke out from behind the curtain, and this
     was what it said. It said, 'God-sake, Peter, is that you? And
     how did ye leave them a' at Maryhill?'

     "And from behind the curtain walked a muckle man, dressed in a
     pink blanket, a great red-headed man, with a clay pipe in his
     mouth. It was the god of the savages, and who do ye think it
     was? A man Johnston, who used to bide in the same close as me
     in Glasgow...."

Mr. Thomson's emotion overcame him, and he accepted a stiff drink from
my flask. Wiping away a tear, which may have been of sentiment or of
mirth, he continued:

     "You may imagine that I was joyful and surprised to see him,
     and he, so to speak, fell on my neck like the father of the
     Prodigal Son. He hadna seen a Scotch face for four years. He
     raked up one or two high priests and gave instructions, and
     soon I was comfortably lodged in a part of the temple close to
     his own rooms. Eh, man, it was a noble sight to see Johnston
     and the priests. He was a big, red-haired fellow, six foot
     four, and as strong as a stot, with a voice like a
     north-easter, and yon natives fair crawled like caterpillars in
     his presence. I never saw a man with such a natural talent for
     being a god. You would have thought he had been bred to the job
     all his days, and yet I minded him keeping a grocer's shop in
     the Dalmarnock Road.

     "That night he told me his story. It seemed that he had got a
     post at Shanghai in a trading house, and was coming out to it
     in one of those God-forgotten German tramps that defile the
     China seas. Like me, he fell in with a hurricane, and, like me,
     his ship was doomed. He was a powerful swimmer, and managed to
     keep afloat until he found some drifting wreckage, and after
     the wind had gone down he paddled ashore. There he was captured
     by the savages, and taken, like me, to their city. They were
     going to sacrifice him, but one chief, wiser than the rest,
     called attention to his size and strength, and pointed out that
     they were at war with their neighbours, and that a big man
     would be of more use in the fighting line than on an altar in
     the temple.

     "So off went Johnston to the wars. He was a bonny fighter, and
     very soon they made him captain of the royal bodyguard, and a
     fortnight later the general commanding-in-chief over the whole
     army. He said he had never enjoyed himself so much in his life,
     and when he got back from his battles the population of the
     city used to meet him with songs and flowers. Then an old
     priest found an ancient prophecy about a Red God who would come
     out of the sea and lead the people to victory. Very soon there
     was a strong party for making Johnston a god, and when, with
     the help of a few sticks of trade dynamite, he had blown up the
     capital of the other side and brought back his army in triumph
     with a prisoner apiece, popular feeling could not be
     restrained. Johnston was hailed as divine. He hadna much grip
     of the language, and couldna explain the situation, so he
     thought it best to submit.

     "'Mind you,' he said to me, 'I've been a good god to these poor
     blind ignorant folk.' He had stopped the worst of their habits
     and put down human sacrifices, and got a sort of town council
     appointed to keep the city clean, and he had made the army the
     most efficient thing ever heard of in the islands. And now he
     was preparing to leave. This was what they expected, for the
     prophecy had said that the Red God, after being the saviour of
     his people, would depart as he had come across the sea. So,
     under his directions, they had built him a kind of boat with
     which he hoped to reach Singapore. He had got together a
     considerable fortune, too, chiefly in rubies, for as a god he
     had plenty of opportunities of acquiring wealth honestly. He
     said there was a sort of greengrocer's and butcher's shop
     before his altar every morning, and he got one of the priests,
     who had some business notions, to sell off the goods for him.

     "There was just one thing that bothered Mr. Johnston. He was a
     good Christian man and had been an elder in a kirk in the
     Cowcaddens, and he was much in doubt whether he had not
     committed a mortal sin in accepting the worship of these
     heathen islanders. Often I argued it out with him, but I did
     not seem able to comfort him rightly. 'Ye see,' he used to say
     to me, 'if I have broken anything, it's the spirit and no the
     letter of the commandment. I havena set up a graven image, for
     ye canna call me a graven image.'

     "I mind that I quoted to him the conduct of Naaman, who was
     allowed to bow in the house of Rimmon, but he would not have
     it. 'No, no,' he cried, 'that has nothing to do with the point.
     It's no a question of my bowing in the house of Rimmon. I'm
     auld Rimmon himself."

"That's a strange story, Mr. Thomson," I said. "Is it true?"

"True as death. But you havena heard the end of it. We got away, and
by-and-by we reached Singapore, and in course of time our native land.
Johnston, he was a very rich man now, and I didna go without my portion;
so the loss of the _Archibald McKelvie_ turned out the best piece of
luck in my life. I bought a share in Brock's Line, but nothing would
content Johnston but that he must be a gentleman. He got a big estate in
Annandale, where all the Johnstons came from long ago, and one way and
another he has spent an awful siller on it. Land will swallow up money
quicker than the sea."

"And what about his conscience?" I asked.

"It's keeping quieter," said Mr. Thomson. "He takes a great interest in
Foreign Missions, to which he subscribes largely, and they tell me that
he has given the funds to build several new kirks. Oh yes, and he's just
been adopted as a prospective Liberal candidate. I had a letter from him
no further back than yesterday. It's about his political career, as he
calls it. He told me, what didna need telling, that I must never mention
a word about his past. 'If discretion was necessary before,' he says,
'it's far more necessary now, for how could the Party of Progress have
any confidence in a man if they heard he had once been a god?'"




VI. THE LOATHLY OPPOSITE

_OLIVER PUGH'S STORY_


      How loathly opposite I stood
To his unnatural purpose.

                       _King Lear._




VI. THE LOATHLY OPPOSITE


Burminster had been to a Guildhall dinner the night before, which had
been attended by many--to him--unfamiliar celebrities. He had seen for
the first time in the flesh people whom he had long known by reputation,
and he declared that in every case the picture he had formed of them had
been cruelly shattered. An eminent poet, he said, had looked like a
starting-price bookmaker, and a financier of world-wide fame had been
exactly like the music-master at his preparatory school. Wherefore
Burminster made the profound deduction that things were never what they
seemed.

"That's only because you have a feeble imagination," said Sandy
Arbuthnot. "If you had really understood Timson's poetry you would have
realized that it went with close-cropped red hair and a fat body, and
you should have known that Macintyre (this was the financier) had the
music-and-metaphysics type of mind. That's why he puzzles the City so.
If you understand a man's work well enough you can guess pretty
accurately what he'll look like. I don't mean the colour of his eyes and
his hair, but the general atmosphere of him."

It was Sandy's agreeable habit to fling an occasional paradox at the
table with the view of starting an argument. This time he stirred up
Pugh, who had come to the War Office from the Indian Staff Corps. Pugh
had been a great figure in Secret Service work in the East, but he did
not look the part, for he had the air of a polo-playing cavalry
subaltern. The skin was stretched as tight over his cheek-bones as over
the knuckles of a clenched fist, and was so dark that it had the
appearance of beaten bronze. He had black hair, rather beady black eyes,
and the hooky nose which in the Celt often goes with that colouring. He
was himself a very good refutation of Sandy's theory.

"I don't agree," Pugh said. "At least not as a general principle. One
piece of humanity whose work I studied with the microscope for two
aching years upset all my notions when I came to meet it."

Then he told us this story.

       *       *       *       *       *

"When I was brought to England in November '17 and given a 'hush'
department on three floors of an eighteenth-century house in a back
street, I had a good deal to learn about my business. That I learned it
in reasonable time was due to the extraordinarily fine staff that I
found provided for me. Not one of them was a regular soldier. They were
all educated men--they had to be in that job--but they came out of every
sort of environment. One of the best was a Shetland laird, another was
an Admiralty Court K.C., and I had, besides, a metallurgical chemist, a
golf champion, a leader-writer, a popular dramatist, several actuaries,
and an East End curate. None of them thought of anything but his job,
and at the end of the War, when some ass proposed to make them
O.B.E.'s, there was a very fair imitation of a riot. A more loyal crowd
never existed, and they accepted me as their chief as unquestioningly as
if I had been with them since 1914.

"To the War in the ordinary sense they scarcely gave a thought. You
found the same thing in a lot of other behind-the-lines departments, and
I daresay it was a good thing--it kept their nerves quiet and their
minds concentrated. After all, our business was only to decode and
decipher German messages; we had nothing to do with the use which was
made of them. It was a curious little nest, and when the Armistice came
my people were flabbergasted--they hadn't realized that their job was
bound up with the War.

"The one who most interested me was my second-in-command, Philip
Channell. He was a man of forty-three, about five foot four in height,
weighing, I fancy, under nine stone, and almost as blind as an owl. He
was good enough at papers with his double glasses, but he could hardly
recognize you three yards off. He had been a professor at some Midland
college--mathematics or physics, I think--and as soon as the War began
he had tried to enlist. Of course they wouldn't have him--he was about
E5 in any physical classification, besides being well over age--but he
would take no refusal, and presently he worried his way into the
Government service. Fortunately he found a job which he could do
superlatively well, for I do not believe there was a man alive with more
natural genius for cryptography.

"I don't know if any of you have ever given your mind to that
heart-breaking subject. Anyhow, you know that secret writing falls
under two heads--codes and ciphers, and that codes are combinations of
words and ciphers of numerals. I remember how one used to be told that
no code or cipher which was practically useful was really
undiscoverable, and in a sense that is true, especially of codes. A
system of communication which is in constant use must obviously not be
too intricate, and a working code, if you get long enough for the job,
can generally be read. That is why a code is periodically changed by the
users. There are rules in worrying out the permutations and combinations
of letters in most codes, for human ingenuity seems to run in certain
channels, and a man who has been a long time at the business gets
surprisingly clever at it. You begin by finding out a little bit, and
then empirically building up the rules of decoding, till in a week or
two you get the whole thing. Then, when you are happily engaged in
reading enemy messages, the code is changed suddenly, and you have to
start again from the beginning.... You can make a code, of course, that
it is simply impossible to read except by accident--the key to which is
a page of some book, for example--but fortunately that kind is not of
much general use.

"Well, we got on pretty well with the codes, and read the intercepted
enemy messages, cables and wireless, with considerable ease and
precision. It was mostly diplomatic stuff, and not very important. The
more valuable stuff was in cipher, and that was another pair of shoes.
With a code you can build up the interpretation by degrees, but with a
cipher you either know it or you don't--there are no half-way houses. A
cipher, since it deals with numbers, is a horrible field for
mathematical ingenuity. Once you have written out the letters of a
message in numerals there are many means by which you can lock it and
double-lock it. The two main devices, as you know, are transposition and
substitution, and there is no limit to the ways one or other or both can
be used. There is nothing to prevent a cipher having a double meaning,
produced by two different methods, and, as a practical question, you
have to decide which meaning is intended. By way of an extra
complication, too, the message, when deciphered, may turn out to be
itself in a difficult code. I can tell you our job wasn't exactly a rest
cure."

Burminster, looking puzzled, inquired as to the locking of ciphers.

"It would take too long to explain. Roughly, you write out a message
horizontally in numerals; then you pour it into vertical columns, the
number and order of which are determined by a keyword; then you write
out the contents of the columns horizontally, following the lines
across. To unlock it you have to have the keyword, so as to put it back
into the vertical columns, and then into the original horizontal form."

Burminster cried out like one in pain. "It can't be done. Don't tell me
that any human brain could solve such an acrostic."

"It was frequently done," said Pugh.

"By you?"

"Lord bless you, not by me. I can't do a simple cross-word puzzle. By my
people."

"Give me the trenches," said Burminster in a hollow voice. "Give me the
trenches any day. Do you seriously mean to tell me that you could sit
down before a muddle of numbers and travel back the way they had been
muddled to an original that made sense?"

"I couldn't, but Channell could--in most cases. You see, we didn't begin
entirely in the dark. We already knew the kind of intricacies that the
enemy favoured, and the way we worked was by trying a variety of clues
till we lit on the right one."

"Well, I'm blessed! Go on about your man Channell."

"This isn't Channell's story," said Pugh. "He only comes into it
accidentally.... There was one cipher which always defeated us, a cipher
used between the German General Staff and their forces in the East. It
was a locked cipher, and Channell had given more time to it than to any
dozen of the others, for it put him on his mettle. But he confessed
himself absolutely beaten. He wouldn't admit that it was insoluble, but
he declared that he would need a bit of real luck to solve it. I asked
him what kind of luck, and he said a mistake and a repetition. That, he
said, might give him a chance of establishing equations.

"We called this particular cipher 'P.Y.,' and we hated it poisonously.
We felt like pygmies battering at the base of a high stone tower.
Dislike of the thing soon became dislike of the man who had conceived
it. Channell and I used to--I won't say amuse, for it was too dashed
serious--but torment ourselves by trying to picture the fellow who owned
the brain that was responsible for P.Y. We had a pretty complete
_dossier_ of the German Intelligence Staff, but of course we couldn't
know who was responsible for this particular cipher. We knew no more
than his code name, Reinmar, with which he signed the simpler messages
to the East, and Channell, who was a romantic little chap for all his
science, had got it into his head that it was a woman. He used to
describe her to me as if he had seen her--a she-devil, young, beautiful,
with a much-painted white face, and eyes like a cobra's. I fancy he read
a rather low class of novel in his off-time.

"My picture was different. At first I thought of the histrionic type of
scientist, the 'ruthless brain' type, with a high forehead and a jaw
puckered like a chimpanzee's. But that didn't seem to work, and I
settled on a picture of a first-class _Generalstabsoffizier_, as
handsome as Falkenhayn, trained to the last decimal, absolutely
passionless, with a mind that worked with the relentless precision of a
fine machine. We all of us at the time suffered from the bogy of this
kind of German, and, when things were going badly, as in March '18, I
couldn't sleep for hating him. The infernal fellow was so water-tight
and armour-plated, a Goliath who scorned the pebbles from our feeble
slings.

"Well, to make a long story short, there came a moment in September '18
when P.Y. was about the most important thing in the world. It mattered
enormously what Germany was doing in Syria, and we knew that it was all
in P.Y. Every morning a pile of the intercepted German wireless messages
lay on Channell's table, which were as meaningless to him as a child's
scrawl. I was prodded by my chiefs and in turn I prodded Channell. We
had a week to find the key to the cipher, after which things must go on
without us, and if we had failed to make anything of it in eighteen
months of quiet work, it didn't seem likely that we would succeed in
seven feverish days. Channell nearly went off his head with overwork and
anxiety. I used to visit his dingy little room and find him fairly
grizzled and shrunken with fatigue.

"This isn't a story about him, though there is a good story which I may
tell you another time. As a matter of fact, we won on the post. P.Y.
made a mistake. One morning we got a long message dated _en clair_, then
a very short message, and then a third message almost the same as the
first. The second must mean 'Your message of to-day's date
unintelligible, please repeat,' the regular formula. This gave us a
translation of a bit of the cipher. Even that would not have brought it
out, and for twelve hours Channell was on the verge of lunacy, till it
occurred to him that Reinmar might have signed the long message with his
name, as we used to do sometimes in cases of extreme urgency. He was
right, and, within three hours of the last moment Operations could give
us, we had the whole thing pat. As I have said, that is a story worth
telling, but it is not this one.

"We both finished the War too tired to think of much except that the
darned thing was over. But Reinmar had been so long our unseen but
constantly pictured opponent that we kept up a certain interest in him.
We would like to have seen how he took the licking, for he must have
known that we had licked him. Mostly when you lick a man at a game you
rather like him, but I didn't like Reinmar. In fact, I made him a sort
of compost of everything I had ever disliked in a German. Channell stuck
to his she-devil theory, but I was pretty certain that he was a youngish
man with an intellectual arrogance which his country's _dbcle_ would
in no way lessen. He would never acknowledge defeat. It was highly
improbable that I should ever find out who he was, but I felt that if I
did, and met him face to face, my dislike would be abundantly justified.

"As you know, for a year or two after the Armistice I was a pretty sick
man. Most of us were. We hadn't the fillip of getting back to civilized
comforts, like the men in the trenches. We had always been comfortable
enough in body, but our minds were fagged out, and there is no easy cure
for that. My digestion went nobly to pieces, and I endured a miserable
space of lying in bed and living on milk and olive-oil. After that I
went back to work, but the darned thing always returned, and every leech
had a different rgime to advise. I tried them all--dry meals, a snack
every two hours, lemon juice, sour milk, starvation, knocking off
tobacco--but nothing got me more than half-way out of the trough. I was
a burden to myself and a nuisance to others, dragging my wing through
life, with a constant pain in my tummy.

"More than one doctor advised an operation, but I was chary about that,
for I had seen several of my friends operated on for the same mischief
and left as sick as before. Then a man told me about a German fellow
called Christoph, who was said to be very good at handling my trouble.
The best hand at diagnosis in the world, my informant said--no
fads--treated every case on its merits--a really original mind. Dr.
Christoph had a modest kurhaus at a place called Rosensee in the
Schischen Sweitz. By this time I was getting pretty desperate, so I
packed a bag and set off for Rosensee.

"It was a quiet little town at the mouth of a narrow valley, tucked in
under wooded hills, a clean fresh place with open channels of running
water in the streets. There was a big church with an onion spire, a
Catholic seminary, and a small tanning industry. The kurhaus was
half-way up a hill, and I felt better as soon as I saw my bedroom, with
its bare scrubbed floors and its wide veranda looking into a forest
glade. I felt still better when I saw Dr. Christoph. He was a small man
with a grizzled beard, a high forehead, and a limp, rather like what I
imagine the Apostle Paul must have been. He looked wise, as wise as an
old owl. His English was atrocious, but even when he found that I talked
German fairly well he didn't expand in speech. He would deliver no
opinion of any kind until he had had me at least a week under
observation; but somehow I felt comforted, for I concluded that a
first-class mind had got to work on me.

"The other patients were mostly Germans, with a sprinkling of Spaniards,
but to my delight I found Channell. He also had been having a thin time
since we parted. Nerves were his trouble--general nervous debility and
perpetual insomnia, and his college had given him six months' leave of
absence to try to get well. The poor chap was as lean as a sparrow, and
he had the large dull eyes and the dry lips of the sleepless. He had
arrived a week before me, and like me was under observation. But his
vetting was different from mine, for he was a mental case, and Dr.
Christoph used to devote hours to trying to unriddle his nervous
tangles. 'He is a good man for a German,' said Channell, 'but he is on
the wrong tack. There's nothing wrong with my mind. I wish he'd stick to
violet rays and massage, instead of asking me silly questions about my
great-grandmother.'

"Channell and I used to go for invalidish walks in the woods, and we
naturally talked about the years we had worked together. He was living
mainly in the past, for the War had been the great thing in his life,
and his professorial duties seemed trivial by comparison. As we tramped
among the withered bracken and heather, his mind was always harking back
to the dingy little room where he had smoked cheap cigarettes and worked
fourteen hours out of the twenty-four. In particular, he was as eagerly
curious about our old antagonist, Reinmar, as he had been in 1918. He
was more positive than ever that she was a woman, and I believe that one
of the reasons that had induced him to try a cure in Germany was a vague
hope that he might get on her track. I had almost forgotten about the
thing, and I was amused by Channell in the part of the untiring
sleuth-hound.

"'You won't find her in the kurhaus,' I said. 'Perhaps she is in some
old schloss in the neighbourhood, waiting for you like the Sleeping
Beauty.'

"'I'm serious,' he said plaintively. 'It is purely a matter of
intellectual curiosity, but I confess I would give a great deal to see
her face to face. After I leave here, I thought of going to Berlin to
make some inquiries. But I'm handicapped, for I know nobody and I have
no credentials. Why don't you, who have a large acquaintance and far
more authority, take the thing up?'

"I told him that my interest in the matter had flagged and that I wasn't
keen on digging into the past, but I promised to give him a line to our
Military Attach if he thought of going to Berlin. I rather discouraged
him from letting his mind dwell too much on events in the War. I said
that he ought to try to bolt the door on all that had contributed to his
present breakdown.

"'That is not Dr. Christoph's opinion,' he said emphatically. 'He
encourages me to talk about it. You see, with me it is a purely
intellectual interest. I have no emotion in the matter. I feel quite
friendly towards Reinmar, whoever she may be. It is, if you like, a
piece of romance. I haven't had so many romantic events in my life that
I want to forget this.'

"'Have you told Dr. Christoph about Reinmar?' I asked.

"'Yes,' he said, 'and he was mildly interested. You know the way he
looks at you with his solemn grey eyes. I doubt if he quite understood
what I meant, for a little provincial doctor, even though he is a genius
in his own line, is not likely to know much about the ways of the Great
General Staff.... I had to tell him, for I have to tell him all my
dreams, and lately I have taken to dreaming about Reinmar.'

"'What's she like?' I asked.

"'Oh, a most remarkable figure. Very beautiful, but uncanny. She has
long fair hair down to her knees.'

"Of course I laughed. 'You're mixing her up with the Valkyries,' I said.
'Lord, it would be an awkward business if you met that she-dragon in the
flesh.'

"But he was quite solemn about it, and declared that his waking picture
of her was not in the least like his dreams. He rather agreed with my
nonsense about the old schloss. He thought that she was probably some
penniless grandee, living solitary in a moated grange, with nothing now
to exercise her marvellous brain on, and eating her heart out with
regret and shame. He drew so attractive a character of her that I began
to think that Channell was in love with a being of his own creation,
till he ended with, 'But all the same she's utterly damnable. She must
be, you know.'

"After a fortnight I began to feel a different man. Dr. Christoph
thought that he had got on the track of the mischief, and certainly,
with his deep massage and a few simple drugs, I had more internal
comfort than I had known for three years. He was so pleased with my
progress that he refused to treat me as an invalid. He encouraged me to
take long walks into the hills, and presently he arranged for me to go
out roebuck-shooting with some of the local junkers.

"I used to start before daybreak on the chilly November mornings and
drive to the top of one of the ridges, where I would meet a collection
of sportsmen and beaters, shepherded by a fellow in a green uniform. We
lined out along the ridge, and the beaters, assisted by a marvellous
collection of dogs, including the sporting dachshund, drove the roe
towards us. It wasn't very cleverly managed, for the deer generally
broke back, and it was chilly waiting in the first hours with a
powdering of snow on the ground and the fir boughs heavy with frost
crystals. But later, when the sun grew stronger, it was a very pleasant
mode of spending a day. There was not much of a bag, but whenever a roe
or a capercailzie fell, all the guns would assemble and drink little
glasses of _kirschwasser_. I had been lent a rifle, one of those
appalling contraptions which are double-barrelled shot-guns and rifles
in one, and to transpose from one form to the other requires a
mathematical calculation. The rifle had a hair-trigger too, and when I
first used it I was nearly the death of a respectable Saxon peasant.

"We all ate our midday meal together, and in the evening, before going
home, we had coffee and cakes in one or other of the farms. The party
was an odd mixture, big farmers and small squires, an hotel-keeper or
two, a local doctor, and a couple of lawyers from the town. At first
they were a little shy of me, but presently they thawed, and after the
first day we were good friends. They spoke quite frankly about the War,
in which every one of them had had a share, and with a great deal of
dignity and good sense.

"I learned to walk in Sikkim, and the little Saxon hills seemed to me
inconsiderable. But they were too much for most of the guns, and
instead of going straight up or down a slope they always chose a
circuit, which gave them an easy gradient. One evening, when we were
separating as usual, the beaters taking a short cut and the guns a
circuit, I felt that I wanted exercise, so I raced the beaters downhill,
beat them soundly, and had the better part of an hour to wait for my
companions, before we adjourned to the farm for refreshment. The beaters
must have talked about my pace, for as we walked away one of the guns, a
lawyer called Meissen, asked me why I was visiting Rosensee at a time of
year when few foreigners came. I said I was staying with Dr. Christoph.

"'Is he then a private friend of yours?' he asked.

"I told him No, that I had come to his kurhaus for treatment, being
sick. His eyes expressed polite scepticism. He was not prepared to
regard as an invalid a man who went down a hill like an avalanche.

"But, as we walked in the frosty dusk, he was led to speak of Dr.
Christoph, of whom he had no personal knowledge, and I learned how
little honour a prophet may have in his own country. Rosensee scarcely
knew him, except as a doctor who had an inexplicable attraction for
foreign patients. Meissen was curious about his methods and the exact
diseases in which he specialized. 'Perhaps he may yet save me a journey
to Homburg!' he laughed. 'It is well to have a skilled physician at
one's doorstep. The doctor is something of a hermit, and, except for his
patients, does not appear to welcome his kind. Yet he is a good man,
beyond doubt, and there are those who say that in the War he was a
hero.'

"This surprised me, for I could not imagine Dr. Christoph in any
fighting capacity, apart from the fact that he must have been too old. I
thought that Meissen might refer to work in the base hospitals. But he
was positive; Dr. Christoph had been in the trenches; the limping leg
was a war wound.

"I had had very little talk with the doctor, owing to my case being free
from nervous complications. He would say a word to me morning and
evening about my diet, and pass the time of day when we met, but it was
not till the very eve of my departure that we had anything like a real
conversation. He sent a message that he wanted to see me for not less
than one hour, and he arrived with a batch of notes from which he
delivered a kind of lecture on my case. Then I realized what an immense
amount of care and solid thought he had expended on me. He had decided
that his diagnosis was right--my rapid improvement suggested that--but
it was necessary for some time to observe a simple rgime, and to keep
an eye on certain symptoms. So he took a sheet of note-paper from the
table, and in his small precise hand wrote down for me a few plain
commandments.

"There was something about him, the honest eyes, the mouth which looked
as if it had been often compressed in suffering, the air of grave
goodwill, which I found curiously attractive. I wished that I had been a
mental case like Channell, and had had more of his society. I detained
him in talk, and he seemed not unwilling. By-and-by we drifted to the
War, and it turned out that Meissen was right.

"Dr. Christoph had gone as medical officer in November '14 to the Ypres
Salient with a Saxon regiment, and had spent the winter there. In '15 he
had been in Champagne, and in the early months of '16 at Verdun, till he
was invalided with rheumatic fever. That is to say, he had had about
seventeen months of consecutive fighting in the worst areas with
scarcely a holiday. A pretty good record for a frail little middle-aged
man!

"His family was then at Stuttgart, his wife and one little boy. He took
a long time to recover from the fever, and after that was put on home
duty. 'Till the War was almost over,' he said, 'almost over, but not
quite. There was just time for me to go back to the front and get my
foolish leg hurt.' I must tell you that whenever he mentioned his war
experience it was with a comical deprecating smile, as if he agreed with
any one who might think that gravity like his should have remained in
bed.

"I assumed that this home duty was medical, until he said something
about getting rusty in his professional work. Then it appeared that it
had been some job connected with Intelligence. 'I am reputed to have a
little talent for mathematics,' he said. 'No. I am no mathematical
scholar, but, if you understand me, I have a certain mathematical
aptitude. My mind has always moved happily among numbers. Therefore I
was set to construct and to interpret ciphers, a strange interlude in
the noise of war. I sat in a little room and excluded the world, and for
a little I was happy.'

"He went on to speak of the _enclave_ of peace in which he had found
himself, and as I listened to his gentle monotonous voice, I had a
sudden inspiration.

"I took a sheet of note-paper from the stand, scribbled, the word
_Reinmar_ on it, and shoved it towards him. I had a notion, you see,
that I might surprise him into helping Channell's researches.

"But it was I who got the big surprise. He stopped thunderstruck as soon
as his eye caught the word, blushed scarlet over every inch of face and
bald forehead, seemed to have difficulty in swallowing, and then gasped,
'How did you know?'

"I hadn't known, and now that I did, the knowledge left me speechless.
This was the loathly opposite for which Channell and I had nursed our
hatred. When I came out of my stupefaction I found that he had recovered
his balance and was speaking slowly and distinctly, as if he were making
a formal confession.

"'You were among my opponents ... that interests me deeply.... I often
wondered.... You beat me in the end. You are aware of that?'

"I nodded. 'Only because you made a slip,' I said.

"'Yes, I made a slip. I was to blame--very gravely to blame, for I let
my private grief cloud my mind.'

"He seemed to hesitate, as if he were loath to stir something very
tragic in his memory.

"'I think I will tell you,' he said at last. 'I have often wished--it is
a childish wish--to justify my failure to those who profited by it. My
chiefs understood, of course, but my opponents could not. In that month
when I failed I was in deep sorrow. I had a little son--his name was
Reinmar--you remember that I took that name for my code signature?'

"His eyes were looking beyond me into some vision of the past.

"'He was, as you say, my mascot. He was all my family, and I adored him.
But in those days food was not plentiful. We were no worse off than many
million Germans, but the child was frail. In the last summer of the War
he developed phthisis due to malnutrition, and in September he died.
Then I failed my country, for with him some virtue seemed to depart from
my mind. You see, my work was, so to speak, his also, as my name was
his, and when he left me he took my power with him.... So I stumbled.
The rest is known to you.'

"He sat staring beyond me, so small and lonely, that I could have
howled. I put my hand on his shoulder, and stammered some platitude
about being sorry. We sat quite still for a minute or two, and then I
remembered Channell. Channell must have poured his views of Reinmar into
Dr. Christoph's ear. I asked him if Channell knew.

"A flicker of a smile crossed his face.

"'Indeed no. And I will exact from you a promise never to breathe to him
what I have told you. He is my patient, and I must first consider his
case. At present he thinks that Reinmar is a wicked and beautiful lady
whom he may some day meet. That is romance, and it is good for him to
think so.... If he were told the truth, he would be pitiful, and in Herr
Channell's condition it is important that he should not be vexed with
such emotions as pity.'"




VII. SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE

_SIR EDWARD LEITHEN'S STORY_


The effect of night, of any flowing water, of lighted cities, of the
peep of day, of ships, of the open ocean, calls up in the mind an army
of anonymous desires and pleasures. Something, we feel, should happen;
we know not what, yet we proceed in quest of it.--R. L. STEVENSON.



VII. SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE


Leithen's face had that sharp chiselling of the jaw and that compression
of the lips which seem to follow upon high legal success. Also an
overdose of German gas in 1918 had given his skin a habitual pallor, so
that he looked not unhealthy, but notably urban. As a matter of fact he
was one of the hardest men I have ever known, but a chance observer
might have guessed from his complexion that he rarely left the
pavements.

Burminster, who had come back from a month in the grass countries with a
face like a deep-sea mariner's, commented on this one evening.

"How do you manage always to look the complete Cit, Ned?" he asked.
"You're as much a Londoner as a Parisian is a Parisian, if you know what
I mean."

Leithen said that he was not ashamed of it, and he embarked on a eulogy
of the metropolis. In London you met sooner or later everybody you had
ever known; you could lay your hand on any knowledge you wanted; you
could pull strings that controlled the innermost Sahara and the topmost
Pamirs. Romance lay in wait for you at every street corner. It was the
true City of the Caliphs.

"That is what they say," said Sandy Arbuthnot sadly, "but I never found
it so. I yawn my head off in London. Nothing amusing ever finds me
out--I have to go and search for it, and it usually costs the deuce of a
lot."

"I once stumbled upon a pretty generous allowance of romance," said
Leithen, "and it cost me precisely sixpence."

Then he told us this story.

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It happened a good many years ago, just when I was beginning to get on
at the Bar. I spent busy days in court and chambers, but I was young and
had a young man's appetite for society, so I used to dine out most
nights and go to more balls than were good for me. It was pleasant after
a heavy day to dive into a different kind of life. My rooms at the time
were in Down Street, the same house as my present one, only two floors
higher up.

On a certain night in February I was dining in Bryanston Square with the
Nantleys. Mollie Nantley was an old friend, and used to fit me as an
unattached bachelor into her big dinners. She was a young hostess and
full of ambition, and one met an odd assortment of people at her house.
Mostly political, of course, but a sprinkling of art and letters, and
any visiting lion that happened to be passing through. Mollie was a very
innocent lion-hunter, but she had a partiality for the breed.

I don't remember much about the dinner, except that the principal guest
had failed her. Mollie was loud in her lamentations. He was a South
American President who had engineered a very pretty _coup d'tat_ the
year before, and was now in England on some business concerning the
finances of his State. You may remember his name--Ramon Pelem--he made
rather a stir in the world for a year or two. I had read about him in
the papers, and had looked forward to meeting him, for he had won his
way to power by extraordinary boldness and courage, and he was quite
young. There was a story that he was partly English and that his
grandfather's name had been Pelham. I don't know what truth there was in
that, but he knew England well and Englishmen liked him.

Well, he had cried off on the telephone an hour before, and Mollie was
grievously disappointed. Her other guests bore the loss with more
fortitude, for I expect they thought he was a brand of cigar.

In those days dinners began earlier and dances later than they do
to-day. I meant to leave soon, go back to my rooms and read briefs, and
then look in at Lady Samplar's dance between eleven and twelve. So at
nine-thirty I took my leave.

Jervis, the old butler, who had been my ally from boyhood, was standing
on the threshold, and in the square there was a considerable crowd now
thinning away. I asked what the trouble was.

"There's been an arrest, Mr. Edward," he said in an awestruck voice. "It
'appened when I was serving coffee in the dining-room, but our Albert
saw it all. Two foreigners, he said--proper rascals by their look--were
took away by the police just outside this very door. The constables was
very nippy and collared them before they could use their pistols--but
they 'ad pistols on them and no mistake. Albert says he saw the
weapons."

"Did they propose to burgle you?" I asked.

"I cannot say, Mr. Edward. But I shall give instructions for a very
careful lock-up to-night."

There were no cabs about, so I decided to walk on and pick one up. When
I got into Great Cumberland Place it began to rain sharply, and I was
just about to call a prowling hansom, when I put my hand into my pocket.
I found that I had no more than one solitary sixpence.

I could of course have paid when I got to my flat. But as the rain
seemed to be slacking off, I preferred to walk. Mollie's dining-room had
been stuffy, I had been in court all day, and I wanted some fresh air.

You know how in little things, when you have decided on a course, you
are curiously reluctant to change it. Before I got to the Marble Arch it
had begun to pour in downright earnest. But I still stumped on. Only I
entered the Park, for even in February there is a certain amount of
cover from the trees.

I passed one or two hurried pedestrians, but the place was almost empty.
The occasional lamps made only spots of light in a dripping darkness,
and it struck me that this was a curious patch of gloom and loneliness
to be so near to crowded streets, for with the rain had come a fine
mist. I pitied the poor devils to whom it was the only home. There was
one of them on a seat which I passed. The collar of his thin shabby
overcoat was turned up, and his shameful old felt hat was turned down,
so that only a few square inches of pale face were visible. His toes
stuck out of his boots, and he seemed sunk in a sodden misery.

I passed him and then turned back. Casual charity is an easy dope for
the conscience, and I indulge in it too often. When I approached him he
seemed to stiffen, and his hands moved in his pockets.

"A rotten night," I said. "Is sixpence any good to you?" And I held out
my solitary coin.

He lifted his face, and I started. For the eyes that looked at me were
not those of a waster. They were bright, penetrating, authoritative--and
they were young. I was conscious that they took in more of me than mine
did of him.

"Thank you very much," he said, as he took the coin, and the voice was
that of a cultivated man. "But I'm afraid I need rather more than
sixpence."

"How much?" I asked. This was clearly an original.

"To be accurate, five million pounds."

He was certainly mad, but I was fascinated by this wisp of humanity. I
wished that he would show more of his face.

"Till your ship comes home," I said, "you want a bed, and you'd be the
better of a change. Sixpence is all I have on me. But if you come to my
rooms I'll give you the price of a night's lodging, and I think I might
find you some old clothes."

"Where do you live?" he asked.

"Close by--in Down Street." I gave the number.

He seemed to reflect, and then he shot a glance on either side into the
gloom behind the road. It may have been fancy, but I thought that I saw
something stir in the darkness.

"What are you?" he asked.

I was getting abominably wet, and yet I submitted to be cross-examined
by this waif.

"I am a lawyer," I said.

He looked at me again, very intently.

"Have you a telephone?" he asked.

I nodded.

"Right," he said. "You seem a good fellow, and I'll take you at your
word. I'll follow you.... Don't look back, please. It's important....
I'll be in Down Street as soon as you.... _Marchons_."

It sounds preposterous, but I did exactly as I was bid. I never looked
back, but I kept my ears open for the sound of following footsteps. I
thought I heard them, and then they seemed to die away. I turned out of
the Park at Grosvenor Gate and went down Park Lane. When I reached the
house which contained my flat, I looked up and down the street, but it
was empty except for a waiting four-wheeler. But just as I turned in I
caught a glimpse of some one running at the Hertford Street end. The
runner came to a sudden halt, and I saw that it was not the man I had
left.

To my surprise I found the waif on the landing outside my flat. I was
about to tell him to stop outside, but as soon as I unlocked the door he
brushed past me and entered. My man, who did not sleep on the premises,
had left the light burning in the little hall.

"Lock the door," he said in a tone of authority. "Forgive me taking
charge, but I assure you it is important."

Then to my amazement he peeled off the sopping overcoat, and kicked off
his disreputable shoes. They were odd shoes, for what looked like his
toes sticking out was really part of the make-up. He stood up before me
in underclothes and socks, and I noticed that his underclothing seemed
to be of the finest material.

"Now for your telephone," he said.

I was getting angry at these liberties.

"Who the devil are you?" I demanded.

"I am President Pelem," he said, with all the dignity in the world. "And
you?"

"I?--oh, I am the German Emperor."

He laughed. "You know you invited me here," he said. "You've brought
this on yourself." Then he stared at me. "Hullo, I've seen you before.
You're Leithen. I saw you play at Lord's. I was twelfth man for Harrow
that year.... Now for the telephone."

There was something about the fellow, something defiant and debonair and
young, that stopped all further protest on my part. He might or might
not be President Pelem, but he was certainly not a wastrel. Besides, he
seemed curiously keyed up, as if the occasion were desperately
important, and he infected me with the same feeling. I said no more, but
led the way into my sitting-room. He flung himself on the telephone,
gave a number, was instantly connected, and began a conversation in
monosyllables.

It was a queer jumble that I overheard. Bryanston Square was mentioned,
and the Park, and the number of my house was given--to somebody. There
was a string of foreign names--Pedro and Alejandro and Manuel and
Alcaza--and short breathless inquiries. Then I heard--"a good
fellow--looks as if he might be useful in a row," and I wondered if he
was referring to me. Some rapid Spanish followed, and then, "Come round
at once--they will be here before you. Have policemen below, but don't
let them come up. We should be able to manage alone. Oh, and tell Burton
to ring up here as soon as he has news." And he gave my telephone
number.

I put some coals on the fire, changed into a tweed jacket, and lit a
pipe. I fetched a dressing-gown from my bedroom and flung it on the
sofa. "You'd better put that on," I said when he had finished.

He shook his head.

"I would rather be unencumbered," he said. "But I should dearly love a
cigarette ... and a liqueur brandy, if you have such a thing. That Park
of yours is infernally chilly."

I supplied his needs, and he stretched himself in an armchair, with his
stockinged feet to the fire.

"You have been very good-humoured, Leithen," he said. "Valdez--that's my
aide-de-camp--will be here presently, and he will probably be preceded
by other guests. But I think I have time for the short explanation which
is your due. You believe what I told you?"

I nodded.

"Good. Well, I came to London three weeks ago to raise a loan. That was
a matter of life or death for my big stupid country. I have succeeded.
This afternoon the agreement was signed. I think I mentioned the amount
to you--five million sterling."

He smiled happily and blew a smoke-ring into the air.

"I must tell you that I have enemies. Among my happy people there are
many rascals, and I had to deal harshly with them. 'So foul a sky
clears not without a storm'--that's Shakespeare, isn't it? I learned it
at school. You see, I had Holy Church behind me, and therefore I had
against me all the gentry who call themselves liberators. Red Masons,
anarchists, communists, that sort of crew. A good many are now reposing
beneath the sod, but some of the worst remain. In particular, six
followed me to England with instructions that I must not return.

"I don't mind telling you, Leithen, that I have had a peculiarly rotten
time the last three weeks. It was most important that nothing should
happen to me till the loan was settled, so I had to lead the sheltered
life. It went against the grain, I assure you, for I prefer the
offensive to the defensive. The English police were very amiable, and I
never stirred without a cordon, your people and my own. The Six wanted
to kill me, and as it is pretty easy to kill anybody if you don't mind
being killed yourself, we had to take rather elaborate precautions. As
it was, I was twice nearly done in. Once my carriage broke down
mysteriously, and a crowd collected, and if I hadn't had the luck to
board a passing cab, I should have had a knife in my ribs. The second
was at a public dinner--something not quite right about the cayenne
pepper served with the oysters. One of my staff is still seriously ill."

He stretched his arms.

"Well, that first stage is over. They can't wreck the loan, whatever
happens to me. Now I am free to adopt different tactics and take the
offensive. I have no fear of the Six in my own country. There I can take
precautions, and they will find it difficult to cross the frontier or
to live for six hours thereafter if they succeed. But here you are a
free people, and protection is not so easy. I do not wish to leave
England just yet--I have done my work and have earned a little play. I
know your land and love it, and I look forward to seeing something of my
friends. Also I want to attend the Grand National. Therefore, it is
necessary that my enemies should be confined for a little, while I take
my holiday. So for this evening I made a plan. I took the offensive. I
deliberately put myself in their danger."

He turned his dancing eyes towards me, and I have rarely had such an
impression of wild and mirthful audacity.

"We have an excellent intelligence system," he went on, "and the Six
have been assiduously shadowed. But as I have told you, no precautions
avail against the fanatic, and I do not wish to be killed on my little
holiday. So I resolved to draw their fire--to expose myself as ground
bait, so to speak, that I might have the chance of netting them. The Six
usually hunt in couples, so it was necessary to have three separate acts
in the play, if all were to be gathered in. The first----"

"Was in Bryanston Square," I put in, "outside Lady Nantley's house?"

"True. How did you know?"

"I have just been dining there, and heard that you were expected. I saw
the crowd in the square as I came away."

"It seems to have gone off quite nicely. We took pains to let it be
known where I was dining. The Six, who mistrust me, delegated only two
of their number for the job. They never put all their eggs in one
basket. The two gentlemen were induced to make a scene, and, since they
proved to be heavily armed, were taken into custody and may get a six
months' sentence. Very prettily managed, but unfortunately it was the
two that matter least--the ones we call Little Pedro and Alejandro the
Scholar. Impatient, blundering children, both of them. That leaves
four."

The telephone bell rang, and he made a long arm for the receiver. The
news he got seemed to be good, for he turned a smiling face to me.

"I should have said two. My little enterprise in the Park has proved a
brilliant success.... But I must explain. I was to be the bait for my
enemies, so I showed myself to the remaining four. That was really
rather a clever piece of business. They lost me at the Marble Arch and
they did not recognize me as the scarecrow sitting on the seat in the
rain. But they knew I had gone to earth there, and they stuck to the
scent like terriers. Presently they would have found me, and there would
have been shooting. Some of my own people were in the shadow between the
road and the railings."

"When I saw you, were your enemies near?" I asked.

"Two were on the opposite side of the road. One was standing under the
lamp-post at the gate. I don't know where the fourth was at that moment.
But all had passed me more than once.... By the way, you very nearly
got yourself shot, you know. When you asked me if sixpence was any good
to me.... That happens to be their password. I take great credit to
myself for seeing instantly that you were harmless."

"Why did you leave the Park if you had your trap so well laid?" I asked.

"Because it meant dealing with all four together at once, and I do them
the honour of being rather nervous about them. They are very quick with
their guns. I wanted a chance to break up the covey, and your arrival
gave it me. When I went off two followed, as I thought they would. My
car was in Park Lane, and gave me a lift; and one of them saw me in it.
I puzzled them a little, but by now they must be certain. You see, my
car has been waiting for some minutes outside this house."

"What about the other two?" I asked.

"Burton has just telephoned that they have been gathered in. Quite an
exciting little scrap. To your police it must have seemed a bad case of
highway robbery--two ruffianly looking fellows hold up a peaceful
elderly gentleman returning from dinner. The odds were not quite like
that, but the men I had on the job are old soldiers of the Indian wars
and can move softly.... I only wish I knew which two they have got.
Burton was not sure. Alcaza is one, but I can't be certain about the
other. I hope it is not the Irishman."

My bell rang very loud and steadily.

"In a few seconds I shall have solved that problem," he said gaily. "I
am afraid I must trouble you to open the door, Leithen."

"Is it your aide-de-camp?"

"No. I instructed Valdez to knock. It is the residuum of the Six. Now
listen to me, my friend. These two, whoever they are, have come here to
kill me, and I don't mean to be killed.... My first plan was to have
Valdez here--and others--so that my two enemies should walk into a trap.
But I changed my mind before I telephoned. They are very clever men, and
by this time they will be very wary. So I have thought of something
else."

The bell rang again, and a third time insistently.

"Take these," and he held out a pair of cruel little bluish revolvers.
"When you open the door, you will say that the President is at home and,
in token of his confidence, offers them these. _'Une espce d'Irlandais,
Messieurs. Vous commencez trop tard, et vous finissez trop tt.'_ Then
bring them here. Quick now. I hope Corbally is one of them."

I did exactly as I was told. I cannot say that I had any liking for the
task, but I was a good deal under the spell of that calm young man, and
I was resigned to my flat being made a rendezvous for desperadoes. I had
locked and chained and bolted the door, so it took me a few moments to
open it.

I found myself looking at emptiness.

"Who is it?" I called. "Who rang?"

I was answered from behind me. It was the quickest thing I have ever
seen, for they must have slipped through in the moment when my eyes were
dazzled by the change from the dim light of the hall to the glare of
the landing. That gave me some notion of the men we had to deal with.

"Here," said the voice. I turned and saw two men in waterproofs and felt
hats, who kept their hands in their pockets and had a fraction of an eye
on the two pistols I swung by the muzzles.

"M. le Prsident will be glad to see you, gentlemen," I said. I held out
the revolvers, which they seemed to grasp and flick into their pockets
with a single movement. Then I repeated slowly the piece of rudeness in
French.

One of the men laughed. "Ramon does not forget," he said. He was a young
man with sandy hair and hot blue eyes and an odd break in his long
drooping nose. The other was a wiry little fellow, with a grizzled beard
and what looked like a stiff leg.

I had no guess at my friend's plan, and was concerned to do precisely as
I was told. I opened the door of my sitting-room, and noticed that the
President was stretched on my sofa facing the door. He was smoking and
was still in his underclothes. When the two men behind me saw that he
was patently unarmed they slipped into the room with a quick cat-like
movement, and took their stand with their backs against the door.

"Hullo, Corbally," said the President pleasantly. "And you, Manuel.
You're looking younger than when I saw you last. Have a cigarette?" and
he nodded towards my box on the table behind him. Both shook their
heads.

"I'm glad you have come. You have probably seen the news of the loan in
the evening papers. That should give you a holiday, as it gives me one.
No further need for the hectic oversight of each other, which is so
wearing and takes up so much time."

"No," said the man called Manuel, and there was something very grim
about his quiet tones. "We shall take steps to prevent any need for that
in the future."

"Tut, tut--that is your old self, Manuel. You are too fond of melodrama
to be an artist. You are a priest at heart."

The man snarled. "There will be no priest at your deathbed." Then to his
companion. "Let us get this farce over."

The President paid not the slightest attention but looked steadily at
the Irishman. "You used to be a sportsman, Mike. Have you come to share
Manuel's taste for potting the sitting rabbit?"

"We are not sportsmen, we are executioners of justice," said Manuel.

The President laughed merrily. "Superb! The best Roman manner." He still
kept his eyes on Corbally.

"Damn you, what's your game, Ramon?" the Irishman asked. His freckled
face had become very red.

"Simply to propose a short armistice. I want a holiday. If you must
know, I want to go to the National."

"So do I."

"Well, let's call a truce. Say for two months or till I leave
England--whichever period shall be the shorter. After that you can get
busy again."

The one he had named Manuel broke into a spluttering torrent of
Spanish, and for a little they all talked that language. It sounded like
a commination service on the President, to which he good-humouredly
replied. I had never seen this class of ruffian before, to whom murder
was as simple as shooting a partridge, and I noted curiously the lean
hands, the restless wary eyes, and the ugly lips of the type. So far as
I could make out, the President seemed to be getting on well with the
Irishman but to be having trouble with Manuel.

"Have ye really and truly nothing on ye?" Corbally asked.

The President stretched his arms and revealed his slim figure in its
close-fitting pants and vest.

"Nor him there?" and he nodded towards me.

"He is a lawyer; he doesn't use guns."

"Then I'm damned if I touch ye. Two months it is. What's your fancy for
Liverpool?"

This was too much for Manuel. I saw in what seemed to be one movement
his hand slip from his pocket, Corbally's arm swing in a circle, and a
plaster bust of Julius Csar tumble off the top of my bookcase. Then I
heard the report.

"Ye nasty little man," said Corbally, as he pressed him to his bosom in
a bear's hug.

"You are a traitor," Manuel shouted. "How will we face the others? What
will Alejandro say and Alcaza----"

"I think I can explain," said the President pleasantly. "They won't know
for quite a time, and then only if you tell them. You two gentlemen are
all that remain for the moment of your patriotic company. The other
four have been the victims of the English police--two in Bryanston
Square, and two in the Park close to the Marble Arch."

"Ye don't say!" said Corbally with admiration in his voice. "Faith,
that's smart work!"

"They too will have a little holiday. A few months to meditate on
politics, while you and I go to the Grand National."

Suddenly there was a sharp rat-tat at my door. It was like the knocking
in _Macbeth_ for dramatic effect. Corbally had one pistol at my ear in
an instant, while a second covered the President.

"It's all right," said the latter, never moving a muscle. "It's General
Valdez, whom I think you know. That was another argument which I was
coming to if I hadn't had the good fortune to appeal to Mr. Corbally's
higher nature. I know you have sworn to kill me, but I take it that the
killer wants to have a sporting chance of escape. Well, there wouldn't
have been the faintest shadow of a chance here. Valdez is at the door,
and the English police are below. You are brave men, I know, but even
brave men dislike the cold gallows."

The knocker fell again. "Let him in, Leithen," I was told, "or he will
be damaging your valuable door. He has not the northern phlegm of you
and me and Mr. Corbally."

A tall man in an ulster, which looked as if it covered a uniform, stood
on the threshold. Some one had obscured the lights on the landing so
that the staircase was dark, but I could see in the gloom other figures.
"President Pelem..." he began.

"The President is here," I said. "Quite well and in great form. He is
entertaining two other guests."

The General marched to my sitting-room. I was behind him and did not see
his face, but I can believe that it showed surprise when he recognized
the guests. Manuel stood sulkily defiant, his hands in his waterproof
pockets, but Corbally's light eyes were laughing.

"I think you know each other," said the President graciously.

"My God!" Valdez seemed to choke at the sight. "These swine!...
Excellency, I have..."

"You have nothing of the kind. These are friends of mine for the next
two months, and Mr. Corbally and I are going to the Grand National
together. Will you have the goodness to conduct them downstairs and
explain to the inspector of police below that all has gone well and that
I am perfectly satisfied, and that he will hear from me in the
morning?... One moment. What about a stirrup-cup? Leithen, does your
establishment run to a whisky and soda all round?"

It did. We all had a drink, and I believe I clinked glasses with Manuel.

       *       *       *       *       *

I looked in at Lady Samplar's dance as I had meant to. Presently I saw a
resplendent figure arrive--the President, with the ribbon of the Gold
Star of Bolivar across his chest. He was no more the larky
undergraduate, but the responsible statesman, the father of his country.
There was a considerable crowd in his vicinity when I got near him, and
he was making his apologies to Mollie Nantley. She saw me and insisted
on introducing me. "I so much wanted you two to meet. I had hoped it
would be at my dinner--but anyhow I have managed it." I think she was a
little surprised when the President took my hand in both of his. "I saw
Mr. Leithen play at Lord's in '97," he said. "I was twelfth man for
Harrow that year. It is delightful to make his acquaintance; I shall
never forget this meeting."

"How English he is!" Mollie whispered to me as we made our way out of
the crowd.

They got him next year. They were bound to, for in that kind of business
you can have no real protection. But he managed to set his country on
its feet before he went down.... No, it was neither Manuel nor Corbally.
I think it was Alejandro the Scholar.




VIII. SHIP TO TARSHISH

_RALPH COLLATT'S STORY_


Now the word of the Lord came unto Jonah the son of Amittai, saying,
Arise, go to Nineveh.... But Jonah ... found a ship going to Tarshish:
so he paid the fare thereof, and went down into it, to go with them unto
Tarshish from the presence of the Lord.--_Jonah i. 1-3._



VIII. SHIP TO TARSHISH


The talk one evening turned on the metaphysics of courage. It is a
subject which most men are a little shy of discussing. They will
heartily applaud a friend's pluck, but it is curious how rarely they
will label a man a coward. Perhaps the reason is that we are all odd
mixtures of strength and weakness, brave in certain things, timid in
others; and since each is apt to remember his private funks more vividly
than the things about which he is bold, we are chary about dogmatizing.

Lamancha propounded the thesis that everybody had a yellow streak in
them. We all, he said, at times shirk unpleasant duties, and invent an
honourable explanation, which we know to be a lie.

Sandy Arbuthnot observed that the most temerarious deeds were often done
by people who had begun by funking, and then, in the shame of the
rebound, did a good deal more than those who had no qualms. "The man who
says I go not, and afterwards repents and goes, generally travels the
devil of a long way."

"Like Jonah," said Lamancha, "who didn't like the job allotted him, and
took ship to Tarshish to get away from it, and then repented and went
like a raging lion to Nineveh."

Collatt, who had been a sailor and one of the Q-boat heroes in the War,
demurred. "I wonder if Nineveh was as unpleasant as the whale's belly,"
he said. Then he told us a story in illustration, not, as one would have
expected, out of his wild sea memories, but from his experience in the
City, where he was now a bill-broker.

       *       *       *       *       *

I got to know Jim Hallward first when he had just come down from the
University. He was a tall, slim, fair-haired lad, with a soft voice and
the kind of manners which make the ordinary man feel a lout. Eton and
Christ Church had polished him till he fairly glistened. His clothes
were sober works of art, and he was the cleanest thing you ever
saw--always seemed to have just shaved and bathed after a couple of
hours' hard exercise. We all liked him, for he was a companionable soul
and had no frills, but in the City he was about as useless as a lily in
a quickset hedge. Somebody called him an "apolaustic epicene," which
sounded accurate, though I don't know what the words mean. He used to
come down to business about eleven o'clock and leave at four--earlier in
summer, when he played polo at Hurlingham.

This lotus-eating existence lasted for two years. His father was the
head of Hallwards, the merchant-bankers who had been in existence since
before the Napoleonic wars. It was an old-fashioned private firm with a
tremendous reputation, but for some years it had been dropping a little
out of the front rank. It had very few of the big issues, and, though
reckoned as solid as the Bank of England, it had hardly kept pace with
new developments. But just about the time Jim came down from Oxford his
father seemed to get a new lease of life. Hallwards suddenly became
ultra-progressive, took in a new manager from one of the big joint-stock
banks, and launched out into business which before it would not have
touched with the end of a barge-pole. I fancy the old man wanted to pull
up the firm before he died, so as to leave a good thing to his only
child.

In this new activity Jim can't have been of much use. His other
engagements did not leave him a great deal of time to master the
complicated affairs of a house like Hallwards. He spoke of his City
connection with a certain distaste. The set he had got into were mostly
eldest sons with political ambitions, and if Jim had any serious
inclination it was towards Parliament, which he proposed to enter in a
year or two. For the rest he played polo, and hunted, and did a little
steeple-chasing, and danced assiduously. Dancing was about the only
thing he did really well, for he was only a moderate horseman and his
politics were not to be taken seriously. So he was the complete
_flneur_, agreeable, popular, beautifully mannered, highly ornamental,
and the most useless creature on earth. You see, he had slacked at
school, and had just scraped through college, and had never done a real
piece of work in his life.

In the autumn of 192--, whispers began to circulate about Hallwards. It
seemed that they were doing a very risky class of business, and people
shrugged their shoulders. But no one was prepared for the almighty crash
which came at the beginning of the New Year. The firm had been trying to
get control of a colonial railway, and for this purpose was quietly
buying up the ordinary stock. But an American group, with unlimited
capital, was out on the same tack, and the result was that the price was
forced up, and Hallwards were foolish enough to go on buying. They
borrowed up to the limit of their capacity, and called a halt too late.
If the thing had been known in time the City might have made an effort
to keep the famous old firm on its legs, but it all came like a
thunder-clap. Hallwards went down, the American group got their railway
stock at a knock-out price, and old Mr. Hallward, who had been ailing
for some months, had a stroke of paralysis and died.

I was desperately sorry for Jim. The foundations of his world were
upset, and he hadn't a notion what to do about it. You see, he didn't
know the rudiments of the business, and couldn't be made to understand
it. He went about in a dream, with staring, unseeing eyes, like a
puzzled child. At first he screwed himself up to a sort of effort. He
had many friends who would help, he thought, and he made various
suggestions, all of a bottomless futility. Very soon he found that his
Mayfair popularity was no sort of asset to him. He must have realized
that people were beginning to turn a colder eye on a pauper than on an
eligible young man, and his overtures were probably met with curt
refusals. Anyhow, in a week he had given up hope. He felt himself a
criminal and behaved as such. He saw nobody but his solicitors, and when
he met a friend in the street he turned and ran. A perfectly
unreasonable sense of disgrace took possession of him, and there was a
moment when I was afraid he might put an end to himself.

This went on for the better part of a month, while I and one or two
others were trying to save something from the smash. We put up a fund
and bought some of the wreckage, with the idea of getting together a
little company to nurse it. It was important to do something, for though
Jim was an only child and his mother was dead, there were various
elderly female relatives who had their incomes from Hallwards. The firm
had been much respected and old Hallward had been popular, and Jim had
no enemies. There is a good deal of camaraderie in the City, and a lot
of us were willing to combine and keep Jim going. We were all ready to
help him, if he would only sit down and put his back into the job.

But that was just what Jim would not do. He had got a horror of the
City, and felt a pariah whenever he met anybody who knew about the
crash. He had eyes like a hunted hare's, and one couldn't get any sense
out of him. I don't think he minded the change in his comforts--the end
of polo and hunting and politics, and the prospect of cheap lodgings and
long office hours. I believe he welcomed all that as a kind of
atonement. It was the disgrace of the thing that came between him and
his sleep. He knew only enough of the City to have picked up a wrong
notion of its standards, and imagined that everybody was pointing a
finger at him as a fool, and possibly a crook.

It was very little use reasoning with him. I pointed out that the right
thing for him to do was to shoulder the burden and retrieve his father's
credit. He laughed bitterly.

"Much good I'd be at that," he said. "You know I'm a baby in business,
though you're too polite to tell me so."

"You can have a try," I said. "We'll all lend you a hand."

It was no use. References to his father and the firm's ancient prestige
and his old great-aunts only made him shiver. You could see that his
misery made him blind to argument. Then I began to lose my temper. I
told him that it was his duty as a man to face the music. I asked him
what else he proposed to do.

He said he meant to go to Canada and start life anew. He would probably
change his name. I got out of patience with his silliness.

"You're offered a chance here to make good," I told him. "In Canada
you'll have to find your chance, and how in God's name are you going to
do it? You haven't been bred the right way to succeed in the Dominions.
You'll probably starve."

"Quite likely," was his dismal answer. "I'll make my book for that. I
don't mind anything as long as I'm in a place where nobody knows me."

"Remember, you are running away," I said, "running away from what I
consider your plain duty. You can't expect to win out if you begin by
funking."

"I know--I know," he wailed. "I am a coward."

I said no more, for when a man is willing to admit that he is a coward
his nerves have got the better of his reason. Well, the upshot was that
Jim sailed for Canada with a little short of two hundred pounds in his
pocket--what was left of his last allowance. He could have had plenty of
introductions, but he wouldn't take them. He seemed to be determined to
bury himself, and I daresay, too, he got a morbid satisfaction out of
discomfort. He had still the absurd notion of disgrace, and felt that
any handicap he laid on himself was a kind of atonement.

He reached Montreal in the filthy weeks when the spring thaw
begins--the worst sample of weather to be found on the globe. Jim had
not procured any special outfit, and he landed with a kit consisting
of two smart tweed suits, a suit of flannels, riding breeches, and
knickerbockers--the remnants of his London wardrobe. It wasn't quite
the rig for a poor man to go looking for a job in. He had travelled
steerage, and, as might have been expected from one in his condition,
had not made friends, but he had struck up a tepid acquaintanceship
with an Irishman who was employed in a lumber business. The fellow was
friendly, and was struck by Jim's obvious air of education and
good-breeding, so, when he heard that he wanted work, he suggested
that a clerkship might be got in his firm.

Jim applied, and was taken on as the clerk in charge of timber-cutting
rights in Eastern Quebec. The work was purely mechanical, and simply
meant keeping a record of numbered lots, checking them off on the map,
and filling in the details in the register as they came to hand. But it
required accuracy and strict attention, and Jim had little of either.
Besides, he wrote the vile fist which is the special privilege of our
public schools. He held down the job for a fortnight and then was fired.

He had found cheap lodgings in a boarding-house down east, and trudged
the two miles in the slush to his office. His fellow-lodgers were
willing enough to be friendly--clerks and shop-boys and typists and
newspaper reporters most of them. Jim wasn't a snob, but he was rapidly
becoming a hermit, for all his nerves were exposed and he shrank from
his fellows. His shyness was considered English swank, and the others
invented nicknames for him and sniggered when he appeared. Luckily he
was too miserable to pay much attention. He had no interest in their
games, their visits to the movies and to cheap dance-halls, and their
precocious sweethearting. He could not get the hang of their knowing
commercial jargon. They set him down as a snob, and he shrank from them
as barbarians.

But there was one lodger, a sub-editor on a paper which I shall call the
_Evening Hawk_, who saw a little farther than the rest. He realized that
Jim was an educated man--a "scholar" he called it, and he managed to get
part of his confidence. So when Jim lost his lumber job he was offered a
billet on the _Hawk_. There was no superfluity of men of his type in
local journalism, and the editor thought it might give tone to his paper
to have some one on the staff who could write decent English and keep
them from making howlers about Europe. The _Hawk_ was a lively,
up-to-date production, very much Americanized in its traditions and its
literary style, but it had just acquired some political influence and it
hankered after more.

But Jim was no sort of success in journalism. He was tried out in a
variety of jobs--as reporter, special correspondent, sub-editor--but he
failed to give satisfaction in any. To begin with he had no news-sense.
Not many things interested him in his present frame of mind, and he had
no notion what would interest the _Hawk's_ readers. He couldn't compose
snappy headlines, and it made him sick to try. His writing was no doubt
a great deal more correct than that of his colleagues, but it was dull
as ditch-water. To add to everything else he was desperately casual. It
was not that he meant to be slack, but that he had no stimulus to make
him concentrate his attention, and he was about the worst sub-editor, I
fancy, in the history of the press.

Summer came, and sleet and icy winds gave place to dust and heat. Jim
tramped the grilling streets, one vast ache of home-sickness. He had to
stick to his tweeds, for his flannel suit had got lost in his journeys
between boarding-houses, and, as he mopped his brow in the airless
newspaper rooms smelling of printers' ink and shaken by the great
presses, he thought of green lawns at Hurlingham, and cool back-waters
of the Isis, and clipped yew hedges in old gardens, and a pleasant club
window overlooking St. James's Street. He hungered for fresh air, but
when on a Sunday morning he went for a long walk, he found no pleasure
in the adjacent countryside. It all seemed dusty and tousled and
unhomely. He wasn't complaining, for it seemed to him part of a rightful
expiation, but he was very lonely and miserable.

I have said that he had landed with a couple of hundred pounds, and this
he had managed to keep pretty well intact. One day at a quick-luncheon
counter he got into talk with a man called McNee, a Manitoban who had
fought in the War, and knew something about horses. McNee, like Jim, did
not take happily to town life, and was very sick of his job with an
automobile company, and looking about for a better. There was not much
in common between the two men, except a dislike of Montreal, for I
picture McNee as a rough diamond, an active enterprising fellow meant by
Providence for a backwoodsman. He had heard of a big dam somewhere down
in the Gasp district, which was being constructed in connection with a
pulp scheme. He knew one of the foremen, and believed that money might
be made by any one who could put up a little capital and run a store in
the construction camp. He told Jim that it was a fine wild country with
plenty of game in the woods, and that, besides making money easily, a
store-keeper could have a white man's life. But every bit of a thousand
dollars capital would be needed, and he could only lay his hands on a
couple of hundred. To Jim in his stuffy lodging-house the scheme offered
a blessed escape. He wanted to make money, he wanted fresh air, and
trees and running water, for your Englishman, though town-bred, always
hankers after the country. So he gave up his job on the _Hawk_, just
when it was about to give him up, and started out with McNee.

The place was his first disappointment. It was an ugly clearing in an
interminable forest of dull spruces, which ran without a break to New
Brunswick. However far you walked there was nothing to see except the
low muffled hills and the monotonous green of the firs. The partners
were given a big shack for their store, and made their sleeping quarters
in one end of it. For stock they had laid in a quantity of tinned goods,
tobacco, shirts and socks and boots, and a variety of musical
instruments. But they found that most of their stuff was unmarketable,
since the men were well fed and clothed by the company, and after a week
their store had become a rough kind of caf, selling hot-dogs and
ice-cream and soft drinks. McNee was immensely proud of it and
ornamented the walls with "ideal faces" from the American magazines. He
was a born restaurant keeper, if he had got his chance, but
unfortunately there was not much profit in coco-cola and gingerade.

In about a fortnight the place became half eating-house, half club,
where the workmen gathered of an evening to play cards. McNee was in his
element, but Jim was no more use than a sick pup. He didn't understand
the lingo, and his shyness and absorption made him as unpopular as in
the Montreal boarding-houses. He saw his little capital slipping away,
and there was no compensation in the way of a pleasant life. He tried to
imitate McNee's air of hearty bonhomie, and miserably failed. His
partner was a good fellow, and stood up for him when an irate navvy
consigned him to perdition as a "God-darned London dude," and Jim's own
good temper and sense of only getting what he deserved did something to
protect him. But he soon realized that he was a ghastly failure, and
this knowledge prevented him expostulating with the other for his
obvious shortcomings. For McNee soon became too much of a social
success. Gasp was not "dry," and there was more than soft drinks
consumed in the store, especially by the joint-proprietor and his friend
the foreman. Also McNee was a bit of a gambler, and was perpetually
borrowing small sums from capital to meet his losses.

Now and then Jim took a holiday, and tramped all of a long summer day.
The country around being only partially surveyed, there was no map to be
had, and he repeatedly lost himself. Once he struck a lumber camp, and
was given pork and beans by cheerful French-Canadians whose _patois_ he
could not follow. Once he had almost a happy day, when he saw his first
moose. But generally he came back from stifling encounters with cedar
swamps and _bois brul_, weary but unrefreshed. He was not in the frame
of mind to get much comfort out of the Canadian wilds, for he was always
sore with longing for a different kind of landscape.

The river on which the camp lay was the famous Maouchi, and twelve miles
down on the St. Lawrence shore was a big fishing-lodge owned by a rich
New Yorker. Jim used to see members of the party--young men in
marvellous knickerbockers and young women in jumpers like Joseph's coat,
and he hid himself at the sight of them. Occasionally a big roadster
would pass the store, conveying fishermen to some of the upper lakes.
Once, when he was feeling specially dispirited after a long hot day, a
car stopped at the door, and two people descended. They came into the
store, and the young man asked for lemonade, declaring that their
tongues were hanging out of their mouths. Happily McNee was there to
serve them, while Jim sheltered behind the curtain of the sleeping-room.
He knew them both. One was a subaltern in the cavalry with whom he had
played bridge in the club, the other was a girl whom he had danced with.
Their workmanlike English clothes, their quiet clear English voices gave
him a bad dose of home-sickness. They were returning, he reflected, to
hot baths and cool clean clothes and delicate food and civilized
talk.... For a moment he sickened at the sour stale effluvia of the
eating-house, and the rank smell of the pork which McNee had been
frying. Then he cursed himself for a fool and a child.

In the fall the work on the dam was shut down, and the store was closed.
The partners couldn't remove their unsaleable goods, so the whole stock
was sold at junk prices among the nearest villages. Jim found himself
with about three hundred dollars in the world, and the long Canadian
winter to get through. The fall on the other side of the Atlantic is the
pick of the year, and the beauty of the flaming hillsides did a little
to revive his spirits. McNee wanted to get back to Manitoba, where he
had heard of a job, and Jim decided that he would try Toronto, which was
supposed to be rather more healthy for Englishmen than the other cities.
So the two travelled west together, and Jim insisted on paying McNee's
fare to Winnipeg, thereby leaving himself a hundred and fifty dollars or
so on which to face the world.

Toronto is the friendliest place on earth for the man who knows how to
make himself at home there. There were plenty to help him if he had
looked for them, for nowhere will you find more warm-hearted people to
the square mile. But Jim's shyness and prickliness put him outside the
pale. He made no effort to advertise the few assets he had, he was
desperately uncommunicative, and his self-absorption was not unnaturally
taken for "side." Also he made the mistake of letting himself get a
little too far down in the social scale. His clothes had become very
shabby, and his boots were bad; when the first snows came in November he
bought himself a thick overcoat, and that left him no money to
supplement the rest of his wardrobe, so that by Christmas he was a very
good imitation of a tramp.

He tried journalism first, but as he gave no information about himself
except that he had been for a few weeks on the Montreal _Hawk_, he had
some difficulty in getting a job. At last he got work on a weekly rag
simply because he had some notion of grammar. It lasted exactly a
fortnight. Then he tried tutoring, and spent some of his last dollars on
advertising; he had several nibbles, but always fell down at the
interviews. One kind of parent jibbed at his superior manners, another
at his inferior clothes. After that he jolted from one temporary job to
another--a book-canvasser, an extra hand in a dry-goods store in the
Christmas week, where the counter hid the deficiencies of his raiment, a
temporary clerk during a municipal election, a packer in a
fancy-stationery business, and finally a porter in a third-class hotel.
His employment was not continuous, and between jobs he must have nearly
starved. He had begun in the ordinary cheap boarding-house, but, before
he found quarters in the attic of the hotel he worked at, he had sunk to
a pretty squalid kind of doss-house.

The physical discomfort was bad enough. He tramped the streets ill-clad
and half-fed, and saw prosperous people in furs, and cheerful young
parties, and fire-lit, book-lined rooms. But the spiritual trouble was
worse. Sometimes, when things were very bad, he was fortunate enough to
have his thoughts narrowed down to the obtaining of food and warmth. But
at other times he would be tormented by a feeling that his misfortunes
were deserved, and that Fate with a heavy hand was belabouring him
because he was a coward. His trouble was no longer the idiotic sense of
guilt about his father's bankruptcy; it was a much more rational
penitence, for he was beginning to realize that I had been right, and
that he had behaved badly in running away from a plain duty. At first he
choked down the thought, but all that miserable winter it grew upon him.
His disasters were a direct visitation of the Almighty on one who had
shown the white feather. He came to have an almost mystical feeling
about it. He felt that he was branded like Cain, so that everybody knew
that he had funked, and yet he realized that a rotten morbid pride
ironly prevented him from retracing his steps.

The second spring found him thin from bad feeding and with a nasty
cough. He had the sense to see that a summer in that hotel would be the
end of him, so, although he was in the depths of hopelessness, the
instinct of self-preservation drove him to make a move. He wanted to get
into the country, but it was impossible to get work on a farm from
Toronto, and he had no money to pay for railway fares. In the end he was
taken on as a navvy on a bit of railway construction work in the wilds
of northern Ontario. He was given the price of his ticket and ten
dollars advance on his wages to get an outfit, and one day late in April
he found himself dumped at a railhead on a blue lake, with firs, firs,
as far as the eye could reach. But it was spring-time, the mating
wildfowl were calling, the land was greening, and Jim drew long breaths
of sweet air and felt that he was not going to die just yet.

But the camp was a roughish place, and he had no McNee to protect him.
There was every kind of roughneck and deadbeat there, and Jim was a bad
mixer. He was an obvious softy and new chum and a natural butt, and,
since he was being tortured all the time by his conscience, his good
nature and humble-mindedness were not so proof as they had been in
Gasp. His poor physical condition made him a bad workman, and he came
in for a good deal of abuse as a slacker from the huskies who wrought
beside him. The section boss was an Irishman called Malone with a tongue
like a whiplash, and he found plenty of opportunities for practising his
gift on Jim. But he was a just man, and after a bit of rough-tonguing he
saw that Jim was very white about the gills and told him to show his
hands. Not being accustomed to the pick, these were one mass of sores.
Malone cross-examined him, found that he had been at college, and took
him off construction and put him in charge of stores.

There he had an easier life, but he was more than ever the butt of the
mess shack and the sleeping quarters. His crime was not only speaking
with an English accent and looking like Little Willie, but being
supposed to be a favourite of the boss. By-and-by the ragging became
unbearable, and after his mug of coffee had been three times struck out
of his hand at one meal, Jim lost his temper and hit out. In the fight
which followed he was ridiculously outclassed. He had been fairly good
at games, but he had never boxed since his private school, and it is
well for Jim's kind of man to think twice before he takes on a fellow
who has all his life earned his living by his muscles. But he stood up
pluckily, and took a good deal of punishment before he was knocked out,
and he showed no ill-will afterwards. The incident considerably improved
his position. Malone, who heard of it, asked him where in God's name he
had been brought up that he couldn't use his hands better, but didn't
appear ill-pleased. The fight had another consequence. It gave him just
a suspicion of self-confidence, and helped him on his way to the
decision to which he was slowly being compelled.

A week later he was sent a hundred miles into the forest to take
supplies to an advance survey party. It was something of a compliment
that Malone should have picked him for the job, but Jim did not realize
that. His brain was beating like a pendulum on his private trouble--that
he had run away, that all his misfortunes were the punishment for his
cowardice, and that, though he confessed his fault, he could not make
his shrinking flesh go back. He saw England as an Eden indeed, but with
angels and flaming swords at every gate. He pictured the lifted eyebrows
and the shrugged shoulders as he crept into a clerk's job, with not only
his father's shame on his head, but the added disgrace of his own
flight. It had seemed impossible a year ago to stay on in London, but
now it was a thousandfold more impossible to go home.

Yet the thought gave him no peace by day or night. He had six men in his
outfit, two of them half-breeds, and the journey was partly by
canoe--with heavy portages--and partly on foot with the stores in pack
loads. It rained in torrents, the river was in flood, and the first day
they made a bare twenty miles. The half-breeds were tough old customers,
but the other four were not much to bank on, and on the third day, when
they had to hump their packs and foot it on a bad trail through swampy
woods in a cloud of flies, they decided that they had had enough. There
was a new gold area just opened not so far away, and they announced that
they intended to help themselves to what they wanted from the stores and
then make a bee-line for the mines. They were an ugly type of tough, and
had physically the upper hand of Jim and his half-breeds.

It was a nasty situation, and it shook Jim out of his private vexations.
He spoke them fair, and proposed to make camp and rest for a day to talk
it out. Privately he sent one of the half-breeds ahead to the survey
party for help, while he kept his ruffians in play. Happily he had some
whisky with him, and he had them drinking and playing cards, which took
him well into the afternoon. Then they discovered the half-breed's
absence, and wouldn't believe Jim's yarn that he had gone off to find
fresh meat. His only chance was to bluff high, and, since he didn't much
care what happened to him, he succeeded. He went to bed that night with
a tough beside him who had announced his intention of putting a bullet
through his head if there was any dirty work. Sometime after midnight
his messenger arrived with help, and fortunately his bedside-companion's
bullet went wide. The stores, a bit depleted, were safely delivered,
and when Jim got back to his base he received a solid cursing from his
boss for his defective stewardship. But Malone concluded with one of his
rare compliments, "You'll train on, sonny," he said. "There's guts in
you for all your goo-goo face."

That episode put an end to Jim's indecision. His time in Canada had been
one long chapter of black disasters, and he was confident that they were
sent to him as a punishment. His last adventure had somehow screwed up
his manhood. He hated Canada like poison, but the thought of going back
to England made him green with apprehension. Yet he was clear that he
must do it or never have a moment's peace. So he wrote to me and told me
that for a year he had been considering things, and had come to the
conclusion that he had behaved like a cad. He was coming back to get
into any kind of harness I directed, and would I advance him thirty
pounds for his journey?

Now the little company we had put together to nurse the wreckage of
Hallwards had been doing rather well. One or two things had unexpectedly
turned up trumps. There was enough money to keep the maiden aunts going,
and it looked as if there would be a good deal presently for Jim. He had
gone off leaving no address, so I had had no means of communicating with
him. I cabled him a hundred pounds, and told him to come along.

One afternoon near the end of June he turned up in my office. He had
crossed the Atlantic steerage, and his clothes were those of a docker
who has been months out of work. The first thing he did was to plank
eighty pounds on my desk. "You sent me too much," he said. "I don't
want to owe more than is necessary. You can stop the twenty quid out of
my wages."

At first sight I thought him very little changed in face. He was
incredibly lean and tanned and his hair wanted cutting, but he had the
same shy, hunted eyes as the boy who had bolted a year before. He did
not seem to have won any self-confidence, except that the set of his
mouth was a little firmer.

"I want to start work at once," he said. "I've come home to make
atonement."

It took me a long time to make him understand the position of
affairs--that he could count even now on a respectable income, and that,
if he put his back into it, Hallwards might once again become a power in
the City. "I was only waiting for you to come back," I said, "to revive
the old name. Hallwards has a better sound than the Anglo-Orient
Company."

"But I can't touch a penny," he said. "What about the people who
suffered through the bankruptcy?"

"There were very few," I told him. "None of the widow-and-orphan
business. The banks were amply secured. The chief sufferers were your
aunts and yourself, and that's going to be all right now."

He listened with wide eyes, and slowly bewilderment gave place to
relief, and relief to rapture. "The first thing you've got to do," I
said, "is to go to your tailor and get some clothes. You'd better put up
at an hotel till you can find a flat. I'll see about your club
membership. If you want to play polo I'll lend you a couple of ponies.
Come and dine with me to-night and tell me your story."

"My God!" he murmured. "Do you realize that for a year I've been on my
uppers? That's my story."

The rest of that summer Jim walked about in a happy mystification. Once
he was decently dressed, I could see that Canada had improved him. He
was better-looking, tougher, manlier; his shyness was now wariness, and
he had got a new and sounder code of values. He worked like a beaver in
the office, and, though he was curiously slow and obtuse about some
things, I began to see that he had his father's brains, and something,
too, that old Hallward had never had, a sensitive, subtle imagination.
For the rest he enjoyed himself. He came in for the end of the polo
season, and he was welcomed back to his old set as if nothing had
happened.

Then I ceased to see much of him. I had been overworking badly and
needed a long holiday, so I went off to a Scotch deer forest in the
middle of August and did not return till the beginning of October. Jim
stuck tight to the office; he said that he had had all the holidays he
wanted for a year or two.

On the second day after my return he came into my room and said that he
wanted to speak to me privately. He wished, he said, that nothing should
be done about the restoring the name of Hallwards. He would like the
Anglo-Orient to go on just as it was before he returned, and he did not
want the directorship which had been arranged.

"Why in the world?" I asked in amazement.

"Because I am going away. And I may be away for quite a time."

When I found words, and that took some time, I asked if he had grown
tired of England.

"Bless you, no! I love it better than any place on earth. The autumn
scents are beginning, and London is snugging down for its blessed cosy
winter, and the hunting will soon be starting, and last Sunday I heard
the old cock pheasants shouting----"

"Where are you going? Canada?"

He nodded.

"Have you fallen in love with it?"

"I hate it worse than hell," he said solemnly, and proceeded to say
things which in the interest of Imperial good feeling I refrain from
repeating.

"Then you must be mad!"

"No," he said, "I'm quite sane. It's very simple, and I've thought it
all out. You know I ran away from my duty eighteen months ago. Well, I
was punished for it. I was a howling failure in Canada.... I haven't
told you half ... I pretty well starved ... I couldn't hold down any job
... I was simply a waif and a laughing-stock. And I loathed it--my God,
how I loathed it! But I couldn't come back--the very thought of facing
London gave me a sick pain. It took me a year to screw up my courage to
do what I knew was my manifest duty. Well, I turned up, as you know."

"Then that's all right, isn't it?" I observed obtusely. "You find London
better than you thought?"

"I find it Paradise," and he smiled sadly. "But it's a Paradise I
haven't deserved. You see, I made a failure in Canada and I can't let it
go at that. I hate the very name of the place and most of the people in
it.... Oh, I daresay there is nothing wrong with it, but one always
hates a place where one has been a fool.... I have got to go back and
make good. I shall take two hundred pounds, just what I had when I first
started out."

I only stared, and he went on:

"I funked once, and that may be forgiven. But a man who funks twice is a
coward. I funk Canada like the devil, and that is why I am going back.
There was a man there--only one man--who said I had guts. I'm going to
prove to that whole damned Dominion that I have guts, but principally
I've got to prove it to myself.... After that I'll come back to you, and
we'll talk business."

I could say nothing: indeed I didn't want to say anything. Jim was
showing a kind of courage several grades ahead of old Jonah's. He had
returned to Nineveh and found that it had no terrors, and was now going
back to Tarshish, whales and all.




IX. SKULE SKERRY

_ANTHONY HURRELL'S STORY_


Who's there, besides foul weather?
                     _King Lear._




IX. SKULE SKERRY


Mr. Anthony Hurrell was a small man, thin to the point of emaciation,
but erect as a ramrod and wiry as a cairn terrier. There was no grey in
his hair, and his pale far-sighted eyes had the alertness of youth, but
his lean face was so wrinkled by weather that in certain lights it
looked almost venerable, and young men, who at first sight had imagined
him their contemporary, presently dropped into the "sir" reserved for
indisputable seniors. His actual age was, I believe, somewhere in the
forties. He had inherited a small property in Northumberland, where he
had accumulated a collection of the rarer wildfowl; but much of his life
had been spent in places so remote that his friends could with
difficulty find them on the map. He had written a dozen ornithological
monographs, was joint editor of the chief modern treatise on British
birds, and had been the first man to visit the _tundras_ of the Yenisei.
He spoke little and that with an agreeable hesitation, but his ready
smile, his quick interest, and the impression he gave of having a
fathomless knowledge of strange modes of life, made him a popular and
intriguing figure among his friends. Of his doings in the War he told us
nothing; what we knew of them--and they were sensational enough in all
conscience--we learned elsewhere. It was Nightingale's story which drew
him from his customary silence. At the dinner following that event he
made certain comments on current explanations of the super-normal. "I
remember once," he began, and before we knew he had surprised us by
embarking on a tale.

He had scarcely begun before he stopped. "I'm boring you," he said
deprecatingly. "There's nothing much in the story.... You see, it all
happened, so to speak, inside my head.... I don't want to seem an
egotist...."

"Don't be an ass, Tony," said Lamancha. "Every adventure takes place
chiefly inside the head of somebody. Go on. We're all attention."

"It happened a good many years ago," Hurrell continued, "when I was
quite a young man. I wasn't the cold scientist then that I fancy I am
to-day. I took up birds in the first instance chiefly because they fired
what imagination I possess. They fascinated me, for they seemed of all
created things the nearest to pure spirit--those little beings with a
normal temperature of 125. Think of it. The goldcrest, with a stomach
no bigger than a bean, flies across the North Sea! The curlew sandpiper,
which breeds so far north that only about three people have ever seen
its nest, goes to Tasmania for its holidays! So I always went
bird-hunting with a queer sense of expectation and a bit of a tremor, as
if I were walking very near the boundaries of the things we are not
allowed to know. I felt this especially in the migration season. The
small atoms, coming God knows whence and going God knows whither, were
sheer mystery--they belonged to a world built in different dimensions
from ours. I don't know what I expected, but I was always waiting for
something, as much in a flutter as a girl at her first ball. You must
realize that mood of mine to understand what follows.

"One year I went to the Norland Islands for the spring migration. Plenty
of people do the same, but I had the notion to do something a little
different. I had a theory that migrants go north and south on a fairly
narrow road. They have their corridors in the air as clearly defined as
a highway, and keep an inherited memory of these corridors, like the
stout conservatives they are. So I didn't go to the Blue Banks or to
Noop or to Hermaness or any of the obvious places, where birds might be
expected to make their first landfall.

"At that time I was pretty well read in the sagas, and had taught myself
Icelandic for the purpose. Now it is written in the Saga of Earl Skuli,
which is part of the Jarla Saga or Saga of the Earls, that Skuli, when
he was carving out his earldom in the Scots islands, had much to do with
a place called the Isle of the Birds. It is mentioned repeatedly, and
the saga-man has a lot to say about the amazing multitude of birds
there. It couldn't have been an ordinary gullery, for the Northmen saw
too many of these to think them worth mentioning. I got it into my head
that it must have been one of the alighting places of the migrants, and
was probably as busy a spot to-day as in the eleventh century. The saga
said it was near Halmarsness, and that is on the west side of the island
of Una, so to Una I decided to go. I fairly got that Isle of Birds on
the brain. From the map it might be any one of a dozen skerries under
the shadow of Halmarsness.

"I remember that I spent a good many hours in the British Museum before
I started, hunting up the scanty records of those parts. I found--I
think it was in Adam of Bremen--that a succession of holy men had lived
on the isle, and that a chapel had been built there and endowed by Earl
Rognvald, which came to an end in the time of Malise of Strathearn.
There was a bare mention of the place, but the chronicler had one
curious note. '_Insula Avium_,' ran the text, '_qu est ultima insula et
proxima Abysso_.' I wondered what on earth he meant. The place was not
ultimate in any geographical sense, neither the farthest north nor the
farthest west of the Norlands. And what was the 'abyss'? In monkish
Latin the word generally means Hell--Bunyan's Bottomless Pit--and
sometimes the grave; but neither meaning seemed to have much to do with
an ordinary sea skerry.

"I arrived at Una about eight o'clock in a May evening, having been put
across from Voss in a flit-boat. It was a quiet evening, the sky without
clouds but so pale as to be almost grey, the sea grey also but with a
certain iridescence in it, and the low lines of the land a combination
of hard greys and umbers, cut into by the harder white of the
lighthouse. I can never find words to describe that curious quality of
light that you get up in the North. Sometimes it is like looking at the
world out of deep water--Farquharson used to call it 'milky,' and one
saw what he meant. Generally it is a sort of essence of light, cold and
pure and distilled, as if it were reflected from snow. There is no
colour in it, and it makes thin shadows. Some people find it horribly
depressing--Farquharson said it reminded him of a churchyard in the
early morning where all his friends were buried--but personally I found
it tonic and comforting. But it made me feel very near the edge of the
world.

"There was no inn, so I put up at the post office, which was on a
causeway between a fresh-water loch and a sea voe, so that from the
doorstep you could catch brown trout on one side and sea-trout on the
other. Next morning I set off for Halmarsness, which lay five miles to
the west over a flat moorland all puddled with tiny lochans. There
seemed to be nearly as much water as land. Presently I came to a bigger
loch under the lift of ground which was Halmarsness. There was a gap in
the ridge through which I looked straight out to the Atlantic, and there
in the middle distance was what I knew instinctively to be my island.

"It was perhaps a quarter of a mile long, low for the most part, but
rising in the north to a grassy knoll beyond the reach of any tides. In
parts it narrowed to a few yards width, and the lower levels must often
have been awash. But it was an island, not a reef, and I thought I could
make out the remains of the monkish cell. I climbed Halmarsness, and
there, with nesting skuas swooping angrily about my head, I got a better
view. It was certainly my island, for the rest of the archipelago were
inconsiderable skerries, and I realized that it might well be a
resting-place for migrants, for the mainland cliffs were too thronged
with piratical skuas and other jealous fowl to be comfortable for weary
travellers.

"I sat for a long time on the headland looking down from the three
hundred feet of basalt to the island half a mile off--the last bid of
solid earth between me and Greenland. The sea was calm for Norland
waters, but there was a snowy edging of surf to the skerries which told
of a tide rip. Two miles farther south I could see the entrance to the
famous Roost of Una, where, when tide and wind collide, there is a wall
like a house, so that a small steamer cannot pass it. The only sign of
human habitation was a little grey farm in the lowlands toward the
Roost, but the place was full of the evidence of man--a herd of Norland
ponies, each tagged with its owner's name--grazing sheep of the piebald
Norland breed--a broken barbed-wire fence that drooped over the edge of
the cliff. I was only an hour's walk from a telegraph office, and a
village which got its newspapers not more than three days late. It was a
fine spring noon, and in the empty bright land there was scarcely a
shadow.... All the same, as I looked down at the island I did not wonder
that it had been selected for attention by the saga-man and had been
reputed holy. For it had an air of concealing something, though it was
as bare as a billiard-table. It was an intruder, an irrelevance in the
picture, planted there by some celestial caprice. I decided forthwith to
make my camp on it, and the decision, inconsequently enough, seemed to
me to be something of a venture.

"That was the view taken by John Ronaldson, when I talked to him after
dinner. John was the postmistress's son, more fisherman than crofter,
like all Norlanders, a skilful sailor and an adept at the dipping lug,
and noted for his knowledge of the western coast. He had difficulty in
understanding my plan, and when he identified my island he protested.

"'Not Skule Skerry!' he cried. 'What would take ye there, man? Ye'll get
a' the birds ye want on Halmarsness and a far better bield. Ye'll be
blawn away on the skerry, if the wund rises.'

"I explained to him my reasons as well as I could, and I answered his
fears about a gale by pointing out that the island was sheltered by the
cliffs from the prevailing winds, and could be scourged only from the
south, south-west, or west, quarters from which the wind rarely blew in
May. 'It'll be cauld,' he said, 'and wat.' I pointed out that I had a
tent and was accustomed to camping. 'Ye'll starve'--I expounded my
proposed methods of commissariat. 'It'll be an ill job getting ye on and
off'--but after cross-examination he admitted that ordinarily the tides
were not difficult, and that I could get a rowboat to a beach below the
farm I had seen--its name was Sgurravoe. Yet when I had said all this he
still raised objections, till I asked him flatly what was the matter
with Skule Skerry.

"'Naebody gangs there,' he said gruffly.

"'Why should they?' I asked. 'I'm only going to watch the birds.'

"But the fact that it was never visited seemed to stick in his throat,
and he grumbled out something that surprised me. 'It has an ill name,'
he said. But when I pressed him he admitted that there was no record of
shipwreck or disaster to account for the ill name. He repeated the words
'Skule Skerry' as if they displeased him. 'Folk dinna gang near it. It
has aye had an ill name. My grandfather used to say that the place wasna
canny.'

"Now your Norlander has nothing of the Celt in him, and is as different
from the Hebridean as a Northumbrian from a Cornishman. They are a fine,
upstanding, hard-headed race, almost pure Scandinavian in blood, but
they have as little poetry in them as a Manchester Radical. I should
have put them down as utterly free from superstition, and, in all my
many visits to the islands, I have never yet come across a
folk-tale--hardly even a historical legend. Yet here was John Ronaldson,
with his weather-beaten face and stiff chin and shrewd blue eyes,
declaring that an innocent-looking island 'wasna canny,' and showing the
most remarkable disinclination to go near it.

"Of course all this only made me keener. Besides, it was called Skule
Skerry, and the name could only come from Earl Skuli; so it was linked
up authentically with the oddments of information I had collected in the
British Museum--the Jarla Saga and Adam of Bremen and all the rest of
it. John finally agreed to take me over next morning in his boat, and I
spent the rest of the day in collecting my kit. I had a small tent, and
a Wolseley valise and half a dozen rugs, and, since I had brought a big
box of tinned stuffs from the Stores, all I needed was flour and meal
and some simple groceries. I learned that there was a well on the
island, and that, I could count on sufficient driftwood for my fire,
but to make certain I took a sack of coals and another of peats. So I
set off next day in John's boat, ran with the wind through the Roost of
Una when the tide was right, tacked up the coast, and came to the skerry
early in the afternoon.

"You could see that John hated the place. We ran into a cove on the east
side, and he splashed ashore as if he expected to have his landing
opposed, looking all the time sharply about him. When he carried my
stuff to a hollow under the knoll, which gave a certain amount of
shelter, his head was always twisting round. To me the place seemed to
be the last word in forgotten peace. The swell lipped gently on the
reefs and the little pebbled beaches, and only the babble of gulls from
Halmarsness broke the stillness.

John was clearly anxious to get away, but he did his duty by me. He
helped me to get the tent up, found a convenient place for my boxes,
pointed out the well and filled my water bucket, and made a zareba of
stones to protect my camp on the Atlantic side. We had brought a small
dinghy along with us, and this was to be left with me, so that when I
wanted I could row across to the beach at Sgurravoe. As his last service
he fixed an old pail between two boulders on the summit of the knoll,
and filled it with oily waste, so that it could be turned into a beacon.

"'Ye'll maybe want to come off,' he said, 'and the boat will maybe no be
there. Kindle your flare, and they'll see it at Sgurravoe and get the
word to me, and I'll come for ye though the Muckle Black Silkie himsel'
was hunkerin' on the skerry.'

"Then he looked up and sniffed the air. 'I dinna like the set of the
sky,' he declared. 'It's a bad weatherhead. There'll be mair wund than I
like in the next four-and-twenty hours.'

"So saying, he hoisted his sail, and presently was a speck on the waters
towards the Roost. There was no need for him to hurry, for the tide was
now wrong, and before he could pass the Roost he would have three hours
to wait on this side of the Mull. But the man, usually so deliberate and
imperturbable, had been in a fever to be gone.

"His departure left me in a curious mood of happy loneliness and
pleasurable expectation. I was left solitary with the seas and the
birds. I laughed to think that I had found a streak of superstition in
the granite John. He and his Muckle Black Silkie! I knew the old legend
of the North which tells how the Finns, the ghouls that live in the
deeps of the ocean, can on occasion don a seal's skin and come to land
to play havoc with mortals. But _diablerie_ and this isle of mine were
worlds apart. I looked at it as the sun dropped, drowsing in the
opal-coloured tides, under a sky in which pale clouds made streamers
like a spectral _aurora borealis_, and I thought that I had stumbled
upon one of those places where Nature seems to invite one to her
secrets. As the light died the sky was flecked as with the roots and
branches of some great nebular tree. That would be the 'weatherhead' of
which John Ronaldson had spoken.

"I set my fire going, cooked my supper, and made everything snug for the
night. I had been right in my guess about the migrants. It must have
been about ten o'clock when they began to arrive--after my fire had
died out and I was smoking my last pipe before getting into my
sleeping-bag. A host of fieldfares settled gently on the south part of
the skerry. A faint light lingered till after midnight, but it was not
easy to distinguish the little creatures, for they were aware of my
presence and did not alight within a dozen yards of me. But I made out
bramblings and buntings and what I thought was the Greenland wheatear;
also jack snipe and sanderling; and I believed from their cries that the
curlew sandpiper and the whimbrel were there. I went to sleep in a state
of high excitement, promising myself a fruitful time on the morrow.

"I slept badly, as one often does one's first night in the open. Several
times I woke with a start, under the impression that I was in a boat
rowing swiftly with the tide. And every time I woke I heard the flutter
of myriad birds, as if a velvet curtain were being slowly switched along
an oak floor. At last I fell into deeper sleep, and when I opened my
eyes it was full day.

"The first thing that struck me was that it had got suddenly colder. The
sky was stormily red in the east, and masses of woolly clouds were
banking in the north. I lit my fire with numbed fingers and hastily made
tea. I could see the nimbus of seafowl over Halmarsness, but there was
only one bird left on my skerry. I was certain from its forked tail that
it was a Sabine's gull, but before I got my glass out it was
disappearing into the haze towards the north. The sight cheered and
excited me, and I cooked my breakfast in pretty good spirits.

"That was literally the last bird that came near me, barring the
ordinary shearwaters and gulls and cormorants that nested round about
Halmarsness. (There was not one single nest of any sort on the island. I
had heard of that happening before in places which were regular
halting-grounds for migrants.) The travellers must have had an inkling
of the coming weather and were waiting somewhere well to the south. For
about nine o'clock it began to blow. Great God, how it blew! You must go
to the Norlands if you want to know what wind can be. It is like being
on a mountain-top, for there is no high ground to act as a wind-break.
There was no rain, but the surf broke in showers and every foot of the
skerry was drenched with it. In a trice Halmarsness was hidden, and I
seemed to be in the centre of a maelstrom, choked with scud and buffeted
on every side by swirling waters.

"Down came my tent at once. I wrestled with the crazy canvas and got a
black eye from the pole, but I managed to drag the ruins into the
shelter of the zareba which John had built, and tumble some of the
bigger boulders on it. There it lay, flapping like a sick albatross. The
water got into my food boxes, and soaked my fuel, as well as every inch
of my clothing.... I had looked forward to a peaceful day of watching
and meditation, when I could write up my notes; and instead I spent a
morning like a Rugger scrum. I might have enjoyed it, if I hadn't been
so wet and cold, and could have got a better lunch than some clammy
mouthfuls out of a tin. One talks glibly about being 'blown off' a
place, generally an idle exaggeration--but that day I came very near the
reality. There were times when I had to hang on for dear life to one of
the bigger stones to avoid being trundled into the yeasty seas.

"About two o'clock the volume of the storm began to decline, and then
for the first time I thought about the boat. With a horrid sinking of
the heart I scrambled to the cove where we had beached it. It had been
drawn up high and dry, and its painter secured to a substantial boulder.
But now there was not a sign of it except a ragged rope-end round the
stone. The tide had mounted to its level, and tide and wind had smashed
the rotten painter. By this time what was left of it would be tossing in
the Roost.

"This was a pretty state of affairs. John was due to visit me next day,
but I had a cold twenty-four hours ahead of me. There was of course the
flare he had left me, but I was not inclined to use this. It looked like
throwing up the sponge and confessing that my expedition had been a
farce. I felt miserable, but obstinate, and, since the weather was
clearly mending, I determined to put the best face on the business, so I
went back to the wreckage of my camp, and tried to tidy up. There was
still far too much wind to do anything with the tent, but the worst of
the spindrift had ceased, and I was able to put out my bedding and some
of my provender to dry. I got a dry jersey out of my pack, and, as I was
wearing fisherman's boots and oilskins, I managed to get some slight
return of comfort. Also at last I succeeded in lighting a pipe. I found
a corner under the knoll which gave me a modicum of shelter, and I
settled myself to pass the time with tobacco and my own thoughts.

"About three o'clock the wind died away completely. That I did not
like, for a dead lull in the Norlands is often the precursor of a new
gale. Indeed, I never remembered a time when some wind did not blow, and
I had heard that when such a thing happened people came out of their
houses to ask what the matter was. But now we had the deadest sort of
calm. The sea was still wild and broken, the tides raced by like a
mill-stream, and a brume was gathering which shut out Halmarsness--shut
out every prospect except a narrow circuit of grey water. The cessation
of the racket of the gale made the place seem uncannily quiet. The
present tumult of the sea, in comparison with the noise of the morning,
seemed no more than a mutter and an echo.

"As I sat there I became conscious of an odd sensation. I seemed to be
more alone, more cut off, not only from my fellows but from the
habitable earth, than I had ever been before. It was like being in a
small boat in mid-Atlantic--but worse, if you understand me, for that
would have been loneliness in the midst of a waste which was
nevertheless surrounded and traversed by the works of man, whereas now I
felt that I was clean outside man's ken. I had come somehow to the edge
of that world where life is, and was very close to the world which has
only death in it.

"At first I do not think there was much fear in the sensation--chiefly
strangeness, but the kind of strangeness which awes without exciting. I
tried to shake off the mood, and got up to stretch myself. There was not
much room for exercise, and as I moved with stiff legs along the reefs I
slipped into the water, so that I got my arms wet. It was cold beyond
belief--the very quintessence of deathly Arctic ice, so cold that it
seemed to sear and bleach the skin.

"From that moment I date the most unpleasant experience of my life. I
became suddenly the prey of a black depression, shot with the red lights
of terror. But it was not a numb terror, for my brain was acutely
alive.... I had the sense to try to make tea, but my fuel was still too
damp, and the best I could do was to pour half the contents of my brandy
flask into a cup and swallow the stuff. That did not properly warm my
chilled body, but--since I am a very temperate man--it speeded up my
thoughts instead of calming them. I felt myself on the brink of a
childish panic.

"One thing I thought I saw clearly--the meaning of Skule Skerry. By some
alchemy of nature, at which I could only guess, it was on the track by
which the North exercised its spell, a cableway for the magnetism of
that cruel frozen Uttermost, which man might penetrate but could never
subdue or understand. Though the latitude was only 61, there were folds
and tucks in space, and this isle was the edge of the world. Birds knew
it, and the old Northmen, who were primitive beings like the birds, knew
it. That was why an inconsiderable skerry had been given the name of a
conquering Jarl. The old Church knew it, and had planted a chapel to
exorcise the demons of darkness. I wondered what sights the hermit,
whose cell had been on the very spot where I was cowering, had seen in
the winter dusks.

"It may have been partly the brandy acting on an empty stomach, and
partly the extreme cold, but my brain, in spite of my efforts to think
rationally, began to run like a dynamo. It is difficult to explain my
mood, but I seemed to be two persons--one a reasonable modern man trying
to keep sane and scornfully rejecting the fancies which the other, a
cast-back to something elemental, was furiously spinning. But it was the
second that had the upper hand.... I felt myself loosed from my
moorings, a mere waif on uncharted seas. What is the German phrase?
_Urdummheit_--Primal Idiocy? That was what was the matter with me. I had
fallen out of civilization into the Outlands and was feeling their
spell.... I could not think, but I could remember, and what I had read
of the Norse voyagers came back to me with horrid persistence. They had
known the outland terrors--the Sea Walls at the world's end, the Curdled
Ocean with its strange beasts. Those men did not sail north as we did,
in steamers, with modern food and modern instruments, huddled into crews
and expeditions. They had gone out almost alone, in brittle galleys, and
they had known what we could never know.

"And then, I had a shattering revelation. I had been groping for a word
and I suddenly got it. It was Adam of Bremen's '_proxima Abysso_.' This
island was next door to the Abyss, and the Abyss was that blanched world
of the North which was the negation of life.

"That unfortunate recollection was the last straw. I remember that I
forced myself to get up and try again to kindle a fire. But the wood was
still too damp, and I realized with consternation that I had very few
matches left, several boxes having been ruined that morning. As I
staggered about I saw the flare which John had left for me, and had
almost lit it. But some dregs of manhood prevented me--I could not own
defeat in that babyish way--I must wait till John Ronaldson came for me
next morning. Instead I had another mouthful of brandy, and tried to eat
some of my sodden biscuits. But I could scarcely swallow; the infernal
cold, instead of rousing hunger, had given me only a raging thirst.

"I forced myself to sit down again with my face to the land. You see,
every moment I was becoming more childish. I had the notion--I cannot
call it a thought--that down the avenue from the North something
terrible and strange might come. My nervous state must have been pretty
bad, for though I was cold and empty and weary I was scarcely conscious
of physical discomfort. My heart was fluttering like a scared boy's; and
all the time the other part of me was standing aside and telling me not
to be a damned fool.... I think that if I had heard the rustle of a
flock of migrants I might have pulled myself together, but not a blessed
bird had come near me all day. I had fallen into a world that killed
life, a sort of Valley of the Shadow of Death.

"The brume spoiled the long northern twilight, and presently it was
almost dark. At first I thought that this was going to help me, and I
got hold of several of my half-dry rugs, and made a sleeping-place. But
I could not sleep, even if my teeth had stopped chattering, for a new
and perfectly idiotic idea possessed me. It came from a recollection of
John Ronaldson's parting words. What had he said about the Black
Silkie--the Finn who came out of the deep and hunkered on this skerry?
Raving mania! But on this lost island in the darkening night, with icy
tides lapping about me, was any horror beyond belief?

"Still, the sheer idiocy of the idea compelled a reaction. I took hold
of my wits with both hands and cursed myself for a fool. I could even
reason about my folly. I knew what was wrong with me. I was suffering
from _panic_--a physical affection produced by natural causes,
explicable, though as yet not fully explained. Two friends of mine had
once been afflicted with it: one in a lonely glen in the Jotunheim, so
that he ran for ten miles over stony hills till he found a ster and
human companionship; the other in a Bavarian forest, where both he and
his guide tore for hours through the thicket till they dropped like logs
beside a highroad. This reflection enabled me to take a pull on myself
and to think a little ahead. If my troubles were physical then there
would be no shame in looking for the speediest cure. Without further
delay I must leave this God-forgotten place.

"The flare was all right, for it had been set on the highest point of
the island, and John had covered it with a peat. With one of my few
remaining matches I lit the oily waste, and a great smoky flame leapt to
heaven.

"If the half-dark had been eerie, this sudden brightness was eerier. For
a moment the glare gave me confidence, but as I looked at the circle of
moving waters evilly lit up all my terrors returned.... How long would
it take John to reach me? They would see it at once at Sgurravoe--they
would be on the look-out for it--John would not waste time, for he had
tried to dissuade me from coming--an hour--two hours at the most....

"I found I could not take my eyes from the waters. They seemed to flow
from the north in a strong stream, black as the heart of the elder ice,
irresistible as fate, cruel as hell. There seemed to be uncouth shapes
swimming in them, which were more than the flickering shadows from the
flare.... Something portentous might at any moment come down that river
of death.... Someone....

"And then my knees gave under me and my heart shrank like a pea, for I
saw that the someone had come.

"He drew himself heavily out of the sea, wallowed for a second, and then
raised his head and, from a distance of five yards, looked me blindly in
the face. The flare was fast dying down, but even so at that short range
it cast a strong light, and the eyes of the awful being seemed to be
dazed by it. I saw a great dark head like a bull's--an old face wrinkled
as if in pain--a gleam of enormous broken teeth--a dripping beard--all
formed on other lines than God has made mortal creatures. And on the
right of the throat was a huge scarlet gash. The thing seemed to be
moaning, and then from it came a sound--whether of anguish or wrath I
cannot tell--but it seemed to be the cry of a tortured fiend.

"That was enough for me. I pitched forward in a swoon, hitting my head
on a stone, and in that condition three hours later John Ronaldson found
me.

"They put me to bed at Sgurravoe with hot earthenware bottles, and the
doctor from Voss next day patched up my head and gave me a sleeping
draught. He declared that there was little the matter with me except
shock from exposure, and promised to set me on my feet in a week.

"For three days I was as miserable as a man could be, and did my best to
work myself into a fever. I had said not a word about my experience, and
left my rescuers to believe that my only troubles were cold and hunger,
and that I had lit the flare because I had lost the boat. But during
these days I was in a critical state. I knew that there was nothing
wrong with my body, but I was gravely concerned about my mind.

"For this was my difficulty. If that awful thing was a mere figment of
my brain, then I had better be certified at once as a lunatic. No sane
man could get into such a state as to see such portents with the
certainty with which I had seen that creature come out of the night. If,
on the other hand, the thing was a real presence, then I had looked on
something outside natural law, and my intellectual world was broken in
pieces. I was a scientist, and a scientist cannot admit the
supernatural. If with my eyes I had beheld the monster in which Adam of
Bremen believed, which holy men had exorcised, which even the shrewd
Norlanders shuddered at as the Black Silkie, then I must burn my books
and revise my creed. I might take to poetry or theosophy, but I would
never be much good again at science.

"On the third afternoon I was trying to doze, and with shut eyes
fighting off the pictures which tormented my brain. John Ronaldson and
the farmer of Sgurravoe were talking at the kitchen door. The latter
asked some question, and John replied:

"'Aye, it was a wall-ross and nae mistake. It cam ashore at Gloop Ness
and Sandy Fraser has gotten the skin of it. It was deid when he found
it, but no long deid. The puir beast would drift south on some floe, and
it was sair hurt, for Sandy said it had a hole in its throat ye could
put your nieve in. There hasna been a wall-ross come to Una since my
grandfather's day.'

"I turned my face to the wall and composed myself to sleep. For now I
knew that I was sane, and need not forswear science."




X. "TENDEBANT MANUS"

_SIR ARTHUR WARCLIFF'S STORY_


Send not on your soul before
To dive from that beguiling shore,
And let not yet the swimmer leave
His clothes upon the sands of eve.
                    A. E. HOUSMAN.



X. "TENDEBANT MANUS"


One night we were discussing Souldern, who had died a week before and
whose memorial service had been held that morning in St. Margaret's. He
had come on amazingly in Parliament, one of those sudden rises which
were common in the immediate post-war years, when the older reputations
were being questioned and the younger men were too busy making a
livelihood to have time for hobbies. His speeches, his membership of a
commission where he had shown both originality and courage, and his
reputed refusal, on very honourable grounds, of a place in the Cabinet,
had given him in the popular mind a flavour of mystery and distinction.
The papers had devoted a good deal of space to him, and there was a
general feeling that his death--the result of a motor smash--was a
bigger loss to the country than his actual achievement warranted.

"I never met him," Palliser-Yeates said. "But I was at school with his
minor. You remember Reggie Souldern, Charles? An uncommon good
fellow--makings of a fine soldier, too--disappeared with most of his
battalion in March '18, and was never heard of again. Body committed to
the pleasant land of France but exact spot unknown--rather like a burial
at sea."

"I knew George Souldern well enough," said Lamancha, whom he addressed.
"I sat in the House with him for two years before the War. That is to
say, I knew as much of him as anybody did, but there was very little you
could lay hold of. He used to be a fussy, ineffective chap, very fertile
in ideas which he never thought out, and always starting hares that he
wouldn't hunt. But just lately he seems to have had a call, and he
looked as if he might have a career. Rotten luck that a sharp corner and
a lout of a motor-cyclist should have put an end to it."

He turned to his neighbour. "Wasn't he a relation of yours, Sir Arthur?"

The man addressed was the oldest member of the Club and by far the most
distinguished. Sir Arthur Warcliff had been a figure of note when most
of us were in our cradles. He began life in the Sappers, and before he
was thirty had been in command of a troublesome little Somaliland
expedition; then he had governed a variety of places with such success
that he was seriously spoken of for India. In the War he would have
liked to return to soldiering, but they used him as the Cabinet
handy-man, and he had all the worst diplomatic and administrative jobs
to tackle. You see, he was a master of detail, and had to translate the
generalities of policy into action. He had never, as the jargon goes,
got his personality over the footlights, so he was only a name to the
public--but a tremendous name, of which every party spoke respectfully.
He had retired now, and lived alone with his motherless boy. Usually,
for all his sixty-five years, he seemed a contemporary, for he was
curiously young at heart, but every now and then we looked at his wise,
worn face, realized what he had been and was, and sat at his feet.

"Yes," he said in reply to Lamancha. "George Souldern was my wife's
cousin, and I knew him well for the last twenty years. Since the War I
knew him better, and in the past eighteen months I was, I think, his
only intimate friend."

"Was he a really big man?" Sandy Arbuthnot asked. "I don't take much
stock in his profession--but I thought--just for a moment--in that Irish
row--that I got a glimpse of something rather out of the ordinary."

"He had first-class brains."

Sandy laughed. "That doesn't get you very far," he said. The phrase
"first-class brains" had acquired at the time a flavour of comedy.

"No, it doesn't. If you had asked me the question six years ago I should
have said that George was a brilliant failure. Immensely clever in his
way, really well educated--which very few of us are--laborious as a
beaver, but futile. The hare that is always being passed by every kind
of tortoise. He had everything in his favour, but nothing ever came out
as he wanted it. I only knew him after he came down from Oxford, but I
believe that at the University he was a nonpareil."

"I was up with him," said Peckwether, the historian. "Oh yes, he was a
big enough figure there. He was head of Winchester, and senior scholar
of Balliol, and took two Firsts and several University prizes in his
stride. He must have sat up all night, for he never appeared to
work--you see, it was his pose to do things easily--a variety of the
Grand Manner. He was a most disquieting undergraduate. In his political
speeches he had the air of having just left a Cabinet meeting."

"Was he popular?" some one asked.

"Not a bit," said Peckwether. "And for all his successes we didn't
believe in him. He was too worldly-wise--what we used to call
'banausic'--too bent on getting on. We felt that he had all his goods in
the shop window, and that there was no margin to him."

Sir Arthur smiled. "A young man's contemporaries are pretty shrewd
judges. When I met him first I felt the same thing. He wasn't a prig,
and he had a sense of humour, and he had plenty of ordinary decent
feeling. But he was the kind of man who could never forget himself and
throw his cap over the moon. One couldn't warm to him.... But, unlike
you, I thought he would succeed. The one thing lacking was money, and
within two years he had remedied that. He married a rich wife; the lady
died, but the fortune remained. I believe it was an honest love match,
and for a long time he was heart-broken, and when he recovered he buried
himself in work. You would have said that something was bound to happen.
Young, rich, healthy, incredibly industrious, able, presentable--you
would have said that any constituency would have welcomed him, that his
party would have jumped at him, that he would have been a prodigious
success.

"But he wasn't. He made a bad candidate, and had to stand three times
before he got into the House. And there he made no kind of impression,
though he spoke conscientiously and always on matters he knew about. He
wrote a book on the meaning of colonial nationalism--fluent,
well-expressed, sensible, even in parts eloquent, but somehow it wasn't
read. He was always making speeches at public dinners and at the annual
meetings of different kinds of associations, but it didn't seem to
signify what he said, and he was scarcely reported. There was no
conspiracy of silence to keep him down, for people rather liked him. He
simply seemed to have no clear boundary lines and to be imperfectly
detached from the surrounding atmosphere. I could never understand why."

"Lack of personality," said Lamancha. "I remember feeling that."

"Yes, but what is personality? He had the things that make it--brains
and purpose. One liked him--was impressed by his attainments, but, if
you understand me, one wasn't impressed by the man.... It wasn't
ordinary lack of confidence, for on occasion he could be aggressive. It
was the lack of a continuity of confidence--in himself and in other
things. He didn't _believe_ enough. That was why, as you said, he was
always starting hares that he wouldn't hunt. Some excellent and
unanswerable reason would occur to him why he should slack off. He was
what I believe you call a good party man and always voted orthodoxly,
but, after four years in the House, instead of being a leader he was
rapidly becoming a mere cog in the machine. He didn't seem to be able to
make himself count.

"That was his position eight years ago, and it was not far from a
tragedy. He was as able as any man in the Cabinet, but he lacked the
dmonic force which even stupid people sometimes possess. I can only
describe him in paradoxes. He was at once conceited and shy,
inordinately ambitious and miserably conscious that he never got the
value of his abilities out of life.... Then came the War."

"He served, didn't he?" Leithen asked. "I remember running across him at
G.H.Q."

"You may call it serving, if you mean that he was never out of uniform
for four years. But he didn't fight. I wanted him to. I thought a line
battalion might make a man of him, but he shrank from the notion. It
wasn't lack of courage--I satisfied myself of that. But he hadn't the
nerve to sink himself into the ranks of ordinary men. You understand
why? It would have meant the realization of what was the inmost fear of
his heart. He had to keep up the delusion that he was some sort of a
swell--had to have authority to buttress his tottering vanity.

"So he had a selection of footling staff jobs--_liaison_ with this and
that, deputy-assistant to Tom, Dick, and Harry, quite futile, but able
to command special passes and staff cars. He ranked, I think, as a full
colonel, but an Army Service Corps private was more useful than ten of
him. And he was as miserable as a man could be. He liked people to think
that his trouble was the strain of the War, but the real strain was that
there was no strain. He knew that he simply didn't matter. At least he
was candid with himself, and he was sometimes candid with me. He rather
hoped, I think, that I would inspan him into something worth doing, but
in common honesty I couldn't, for you see I too had come to disbelieve
in him utterly.

"Well, that went on till March 1918, when his brother Reggie was killed
in the German push. Ninth Division, wasn't it?"

Palliser-Yeates nodded. "Ninth. South African Brigade. He went down at
Marrires Wood, but he and his lot stuck up the enemy for the best part
of a Sunday, and, I solemnly believe, saved our whole front. They were
at the critical point, you see, the junction of Gough and Byng. His body
was never found."

"I know," said Sir Arthur, "and that is just the point of my story."

He stopped. "I suppose I'm right to tell you this. He left instructions
that if anything happened to him I was to have his diary. He can't have
meant me to keep it secret.... No, I think he would have liked one or
two people to know."

He looked towards Palliser-Yeates. "You knew Reggie Souldern? How would
you describe him?"

"The very best stamp of British regimental officer," was the emphatic
reply.

"Clever?"

"Not a bit. Only average brains, but every ounce of them useful. Always
cheery and competent, and a born leader of men. He was due for a brigade
when he fell, and if the War had lasted another couple of years he might
have had a corps. I never met the other Souldern, but from what you say
he must have been the plumb opposite of Reggie."

"Just so. George had a great opinion of his brother--in addition to the
ordinary brotherly love, for there were only the two of them. I thought
the news of his death would break him altogether. But it didn't. He took
it with extraordinary calm, and presently it looked as if he were
actually more cheerful.... You see, they never found the body. He never
saw him lying dead, or even the grave where he was buried, and he never
met anybody who had. Reggie had been translated mysteriously out of the
world, but the melancholy indisputable signs of death were lacking."

"You mean he thought he was only missing and might turn up some day?"

"No. He _knew_ he was dead--the proof was too strong, the presumption
was too heavy.... But while there was enough to convince his reason,
there was too little for his imagination--no white face and stiff body,
no wooden cross in the cemetery. He could _picture_ him as still alive,
and George had a queer sensitive imagination about which most people
knew nothing."

Sir Arthur looked round the table and saw that we were puzzled.

"It is a little difficult to explain.... Do you remember a story of the
French at Verdun making an attack over ground they had been fighting on
for months? They shouted 'En avant, les morts,' and they believed that
the spirits of the dead responded and redressed the balance. I think it
was the last action at Vaux.... I don't suppose the _poilu_ thought the
dead came back to help him, but he pretended they were still combatants,
and got a moral support from the fancy.... That was something like
George Souldern's case. If you had asked him, you would have found that
he had no doubt that what was left of Reggie was somewhere in the
churned-up wilderness north of Pronne. And there was never any nonsense
about visitations or messages from the dead.... But the lack of
_visible_ proofs enabled his imagination to picture Reggie as still
alive, and going from strength to strength. He nursed the fancy till it
became as real to him as anything in his ordinary life.... Reggie was
becoming a great man and would soon be the most famous man in the world,
and something of Reggie went into him and he shared in Reggie's glory.
In March '18 a partnership began for George Souldern with his dead
brother, and the dead, who in his imagination was alive and triumphant,
lifted him out of the sticky furrow which he had been ploughing since he
left Oxford."

We were all silent except Pugh, who said that he had come across the
same thing in the East--some Rajput prince, I think.

"How did you know this?" Lamancha asked.

"From the diary. George set down very fully every stage of his new
career. But I very nearly guessed the truth for myself. You see, knowing
him as I did, I had to admit a sudden and staggering change."

"How soon?"

"The week after the news came. I had been in Paris, and on my return ran
across George in the Travellers' and said the ordinary banal words of
sympathy. He looked at me queerly as he thanked me, and if I had not
known how deeply attached the brothers were, I would have said that he
was exhilarated by his loss. It was almost as if he had been given a
drug to strengthen his arteries. He seemed to me suddenly a more
substantial fellow, calmer, more at peace with himself. He said an odd
thing too. 'Old Reggie has got his chance,' he said; and then, as if
pulling himself up, 'I mean, he had the chance he wanted.'

"In June it was clear that something had happened to George Souldern. Do
you remember how about that time a wave of dejection passed over all the
Allied countries? It was partly the mess in Russia, partly in this
country a slight loss of confidence in the Government, which seemed to
have got to loggerheads with the soldiers, but mainly the 'drag' that
comes in all wars. It was the same in the American Civil War before
Gettysburg. Foch was marking time, but he was doing it by retreating
pretty fast on the Aisne. Well, our people needed a little cheering up,
and our politicians tried their hand at it. There was a debate in
Parliament, and far the best speech was George's. The rest were mere
platitude and rhetoric, but he came down on the point like a
steam-hammer."

"I know," said Lamancha. "I read it in the _Times_ in a field hospital
in Palestine."

"In his old days nobody would have paid much attention. He would have
been clever and epigrammatic--sound enough, but 'precious.' His speech
would have read well, if it had been reported, but it wouldn't have
mattered a penn'orth to anybody.... Instead he said just the wise,
simple, stalwart thing that every honest man had at the back of his
head, and he said it with an air which made everybody sit up. For the
first time in his life he spoke as one having authority. The press
reported him nearly verbatim, for the journalists in the Gallery have a
very acute sense of popular values.

"The speech put George, as the phrase goes, on the political map. The
Prime Minister spoke to me about him, and there was some talk of
employing him on a mission which never materialized. I met him one day
in the street and congratulated him, and I remember that I was struck by
the new vigour in his personality. He made me come home with him to tea,
and to talk to him was like breathing ozone. He asked me one or two
questions about numbers, and then he gave me his views on the War. At
the time it was fashionable to think that no decision could be reached
till the next summer, but George maintained that, if we played our cards
right, victory was a mathematical certainty before Christmas. He showed
a knowledge of the military situation which would have done credit to
any soldier, and he could express himself, which few soldiers can do.
His arguments stuck in my head, and I believe I used them in the War
Cabinet. I left with a very real respect for one whom I had written off
as a failure.

"Well, then came the last battle of the Marne, and Haig's great advance,
and all the drama and confusion of the autumn months. I lost sight of
George, for I was busy with the peace overtures, and I don't think I
even heard of him again till the new year.... But the diary tells all
about those months. I am giving you the bones of the story, but I am
going to burn the diary, for it is too intimate for other eyes....
According to it Reggie finished the War as a blazing hero. It was all
worked out in detail with maps and diagrams. He had become a corps
commander by August, and in October he was the chief fighting figure on
the British front, the conduit pipe of Foch's ideas, for he could work
out in practice what the great man saw as a vision. It sounds crazy, but
it was so convincingly done that I had to rub my eyes and make myself
remember that Reggie was lying in a nameless grave on the Somme and not
a household word in two hemispheres.... George, too, shared in his
glory, but just how was not very clear. Anyway, the brothers were in the
front of the stage, Reggie the bigger man, and George his civilian
adviser and opposite number. I can see now how he got his confidence. He
was no longer a struggler, but a made man; he had arrived, he was
proved, the world required him. Whatever he said or did must be attended
to, and, because he believed this, it was."

Lamancha whistled long and low. "But how could his mind work, if he
lived among fairy tales?" he asked.

"He didn't," said Sir Arthur. "He lived very much in the real world. But
he had all the time his private imaginative preserve, into which his
normal mind did not penetrate. He drew his confidence from this
preserve, and, having once got it, could carry it also into the real
world."

"Wasn't he intolerably conceited?" some one asked.

"No, for the great man was Reggie, and he was only a satellite. He was
Reggie's prophet, and assured enough on that side, but there was no
personal arrogance. His dead brother had become, so to speak, his
familiar spirit, his _dmon_. The fact is that George was less of an
egotist than he had ever been before. His vanity was burned up in a
passion of service.

"I saw him frequently during the first half of '19, and had many talks
with him. He had been returned to Parliament by a big majority, but he
wasn't much in the public eye. He didn't like the way things were going,
but at the same time as a good citizen he declined to make things more
difficult for the Government. The diary gives his thoughts at that time.
He considered that the soldiers should have had the chief share in the
settlement of the world--Foch and Haig and Hindenburg--and Reggie. He
held that they would have made a cleaner and fairer job of it than the
kind of circus that appeared at Versailles. Perhaps he was right--I
can't be dogmatic, for I was a performer in the circus.

"That, of course, I didn't know till the other day. But the change in
George Souldern was soon manifest to the whole world. There was the
Irish business, when he went down to the worst parts of the South and
West, and seemed to be simply asking for a bullet in his head. He was
half Irish, you know. He wrote and said quite frankly that he didn't
care a straw whether Ireland was inside or outside the British Empire,
that the only thing which mattered was that she should find a soul, and
that she had a long road to travel before she got one. He told her that
at present she was one vast perambulating humbug, and that till she got
a little discipline and sense of realities she would remain on the level
of Hayti. Why some gunman didn't have a shot at him I can't imagine,
except that such naked candour and courage was a new thing and had to be
respected.... Then there was the Unemployment Commission. You remember
the majority report--pious generalities and futile compromises. George's
dissenting report made him for a month the best-abused man in Britain,
for he was impartially contemptuous of all sides. To-day--well, I fancy
most of us would agree with George, and I observe that he is frequently
quoted by the Labour people.

"What struck me about his line of country was that it was like that of a
good soldier's. He had the same power of seeing simple facts and of
making simple syllogisms, which the clever intellectual--such as George
used to be--invariably misses. And there was the soldier's fidelity and
sense of service. George plainly had no axe to grind. He had
intellectual courage and would back his views as a general backs his
strategy, but he kept always a curious personal modesty. I tell you it
seemed nothing short of a miracle to one who had known him in the old
days.

"I accepted it as the act of God and didn't look for any further
explanation. I think that what first set me questioning was his
behaviour about Reggie's memorial. The family wanted a stone put up in
the churchyard of the family place in Gloucestershire. George absolutely
declined. He stuck his toes into the ground and gave nothing but a flat
refusal. One might have thought that the brothers had been estranged,
but it was common knowledge that they had been like twins and had
written to each other every day.

"Then there was the business about a memoir of Reggie. The regiment
wanted one, and his Staff College contemporaries. Tollett--you remember
him, the man on the Third Army Staff--volunteered to write it, of course
with George's assistance. George refused bluntly, and said that he felt
the strongest distaste for the proposal. Tollett came to me about it,
and I had George to luncheon and thrashed it out with him. I found his
reasons very difficult to follow, for he objected even to a regimental
history being compiled. He admitted that Tollett was as good a man as
could be found for the job, but he said he hated the idea. Nobody
understood Reggie but himself. Some day, he suggested, he might try to
do justice to him in print--but not yet. I put forward all the arguments
I could think of, but George was adamant.

"Walking home, I puzzled a good deal about the affair. It couldn't be
merely the jealousy of a writer who wanted to reserve a good subject for
himself--that wasn't George's character, and he had no literary vanity.
Besides, that wouldn't explain his aversion to a prosaic regimental
chronicle, and still less his objection to the cenotaph in the
Gloucestershire churchyard. I wondered if there was not some quirk in
George, some odd obsession about his brother. For a moment I thought
that he might have been dabbling in spiritualism and have got some
message from Reggie, till I remembered that I had heard him a week
before declare his unbridled contempt for such mumbo-jumbo.

"I thought a good deal about it, and the guess I made was that George
was living a double life--that in his subconsciousness Reggie was still
alive for him. It was only a guess, but it was fairly near the truth,
and last year I had it from his own lips.

"We were duck-shooting together on Croftsmoor, the big marsh near his
home. That had been Reggie's pet game; he used to be out at all hours in
the winter dawns and dusks stalking wildfowl. George never cared for it,
or indeed for any field sport. He would take his place at a covert shoot
or a grouse drive and was useful enough with a gun, but he would have
been the first to disclaim the title of sportsman. But now he was as
keen and tireless as Reggie. He kept me out for eight hours in a filthy
day of rain wading in trench boots in Gloucestershire mud.

"We did fairly well, and just before sunset the weather improved. The
wind had gone into the north, and promised frost, and as we sat on an
old broken-backed stone bridge over one of the dykes, waiting for the
birds to be collected from the different stands, the western sky was one
broad band of palest gold. We were both tired, and the sudden change
from blustering rain to a cold stillness, and from grey mist to colour
and light, had a strange effect upon my spirits. I felt peaceful and
solemnized. I lit a pipe, but let it go out, for my attention was held
by the shoreless ocean in the west, against which the scarp of the Welsh
hills showed in a dim silhouette. The sharp air, the wild marsh scents,
the faint odour of tobacco awoke in me a thousand half-sad and
half-sweet recollections.

"I couldn't help it. I said something about Reggie.

"George was sitting on the bridge with his eyes fixed on the sky. I
thought he hadn't heard me, till suddenly he repeated 'Reggie. Yes, old
Reggie.'

"'This was what he loved,' I said.

"'He still loves it,' was the answer, spoken very low. And then he
repeated--to himself as it were:

    "'Fight on, fight on,' said Sir Andrew Barton.
        'Though I be wounded I am not slain.
    I'll lay me down and bleed awhile,
        And then I'll rise and fight again.'"

"He turned his fine-drawn face to me.

"'You think Reggie is dead?'

"I didn't know what to say. 'Yes,' I stammered, 'I suppose----'

"'What do you mean by death?' His voice was almost shrill. 'We know
nothing about it. What does it matter if the body is buried in a
shell-hole----'

"He stopped suddenly, as a lamp goes out when you press the switch. I
had the impression that those queer shrill words came not from George
but from some other who had joined us.

"'I believe that the spirit is immortal,' I began.

"'The spirit----' again the shrill impersonal voice--'I tell you the
whole man lives.... He is nearer to me than he ever was ... we are never
parted...'

"Again the light went out. He seemed to gulp, and when he spoke it was
in his natural tones.

"'I apologize,' he said. 'I must seem to you to be talking nonsense....
You don't understand. You would understand, if any one could, but I
can't explain--yet--some day...'

"The head-keeper, the beaters, and the dogs came out of the reed beds,
and at the same time the uncanny glow in the west was shrouded with the
film of the coming night. It was almost dark when we turned to walk
home, and I was glad of it, for neither of us wished to look at the
other's face.

"I felt at once embarrassed and enlightened. I had been given a glimpse
into the cloudy places of a man's soul, and had surprised his secret. My
guess had been right. In George's subconscious mind Reggie was still
alive--nay more, was progressing in achievement as if he had never
disappeared in the March battle. It was no question of a disembodied
spirit establishing communication with the living--that was a business I
knew nothing about, nor George either. It was a question of life,
complete life, in a peculiar world, companionship in some spiritual
fourth dimension, and from that companionship he was drawing sustenance.
He had learned Reggie's forthrightness and his happy simplicity.... I
wondered and I trembled. There is a story of an early Victorian
statesman who in his leisure moments played at being Emperor of
Byzantium. The old Whig kept the two things strictly separate--he was a
pious humanitarian in his English life, though he was a ruthless
conqueror in the other. But in George's case the two were mingling. He
was going about his daily duties with the power acquired from his secret
world; that secret world, in which, with Reggie, he had become a master,
was giving him a mastery over our common life.... I did not believe it
would last. It was against nature that a man could continue to live as a
parasite on the dead.

"I am almost at the end of my story. Two months later, George became a
figure of national importance. It was he who chiefly broke up the
Coalition at the Grafton House meeting, and thereby, I suppose, saved
his party. His speech, you remember, clove through subtleties and
irrelevances with the simple declaration that he could not work with
what he could not trust, and, unless things changed, must go out of
public life. That was Reggie's manner, you know--pure Reggie. Then came
the General Election and the new Government, and George, very much to
people's surprise, refused Cabinet office. The reason he gave was that
on grounds of principle he had taken a chief part in wrecking the late
Ministry, and he felt he could not allow himself to benefit personally
by his action. We all thought him high-minded, if finical and quixotic,
but the ordinary man liked it--it was a welcome change from the old gang
of _arrivistes_. But it was not the real reason. I found that in the
diary."

Sir Arthur stopped, and there was a silence while he seemed to be
fumbling for words.

"Here we are walking on the edge of great mysteries," he continued. "The
reason why he refused the Prime Minister's offer was Reggie.... Somehow
the vital force in that subconscious world of his was ebbing.... I
cannot explain how, but Reggie was moving away from what we call
realities and was beckoning him to follow.... The Grafton House speech
was George's last public utterance. Few people saw him after that, for
he rarely attended the House. I saw him several times in
Gloucestershire.... Was he happy? Yes, I should say utterly happy, but
too detached, too peaceful, as if he had done with the cares of this
world.... I think I guessed what was happening, when he told me that he
had consented to the cenotaph in the churchyard. He took a good deal of
pains about it, too, and chose an inscription, which his maiden aunts
thought irreligious. It was Virgil's '_Tendebant manus rip ulterioris
amore._' ... He withdrew his objection to the memoir too, and Tollett
got to work, but he gave him no help--it was as if he had lost
interest.... It is an odd thing to say, but I have been waiting for the
news which was in last week's paper."

"You don't mean that he engineered the motor smash?" Lamancha asked.

"Oh no," said Sir Arthur gently. "As I said, we are treading on the
brink of great mysteries. Say that it was predestined, fore-ordained,
decreed by the Master of Assembly.... I know that it had to be. If you
join hands with the dead they will pull you over the stream."




XI. THE LAST CRUSADE

_FRANCIS MARTENDALE'S STORY_


It is often impossible, in these political inquiries, to find any
proportion between the apparent force of any moral causes we may
assign, and their known operation. We are therefore obliged to deliver
up that operation to mere chance; or, more piously (perhaps more
rationally), to the occasional interposition and the irresistible hand
of the Great Disposer.
                                                               BURKE.




XI. THE LAST CRUSADE


One evening the talk at dinner turned on the Press. Lamancha was of
opinion that the performances of certain popular newspapers in recent
years had killed the old power of the anonymous printed word. "They
bluffed too high," he said, "and they had their bluff called. All the
Delphic oracle business has gone from them. You haven't to-day what you
used to have--papers from which the ordinary man docilely imbibes all
his views. There may be one or two still, but not more."

Sandy Arbuthnot, who disliked journalism as much as he liked
journalists, agreed, but there was a good deal of difference of opinion
among the others. Pallister-Yeates thought that the Press had more
influence than ever, though it might not be much liked; a man, he said,
no longer felt the kind of loyalty towards his newspaper that he felt
towards his club and his special brand of cigar, but he was mightily
influenced by it all the same. He might read it only for its news, but
in the selection of news a paper could wield an uncanny power.

Francis Martendale was the only journalist among us, and he listened
with half-closed sleepy eyes. He had been a war correspondent as far
back as the days of the South African War, and since then had seen every
serious row on the face of the globe. In France he had risen to command
a territorial battalion, and that seemed to have satisfied his military
interest, for since 1919 he had turned his mind to business. He was
part-owner of several provincial papers, and was connected in some way
with the great Ladas news agency. He had several characters which he
kept rigidly separate. One was a philosopher, for he had translated
Henri Poincar, and published an acute little study of Bergson; another
was a yachtsman, and he used to race regularly in the twelve-metre class
at Cowes. But these were his relaxations, and five days of the week he
spent in an office in the Fleet Street neighbourhood. He was an
enthusiast about his hobbies and a cynic about his profession, a not
uncommon mixture; so we were surprised when he differed from Lamancha
and Sandy and agreed with Palliser-Yeates.

"No doubt the power of the leader-writer has waned," he said. "A paper
cannot set a Cabinet trembling because it doesn't like its policy. But
it can colour the public mind most damnably by a steady drip of
tendencious news."

"Lies?" Sandy asked.

"Not lies--truths judiciously selected--half-truths with no context.
Facts--facts all the time. In these days the Press is obliged to stick
to facts. But it can make facts into news, which is a very different
class of goods. And it can interpret facts--don't forget that. It can
report that Burminster fell asleep at a public dinner--which he did--in
such a way as to make everybody think that he was drunk--which he
wasn't."

"Rather a dirty game?" some one put in.

"Sometimes--often perhaps. But now and then it works out on the side of
the angels. Do any of you know Roper Willinck?"

There was a general confession of ignorance.

"Pity. He would scarcely fit in here, but he is rather a great man and
superbly good company. There was a little thing that Willinck once
did--or rather helped to do, with about a million other people who
hadn't a notion what was happening. That's the fun of journalism. You
light a match and fling it away, and the fire goes smouldering round the
globe, and ten thousand miles off burns down a city. I'll tell you about
it if you like, for it rather proves my point."

       *       *       *       *       *

It all began--said Martendale--with an old Wesleyan parson of the name
of Tubb, who lived at a place called Rhenosterspruit on the east side of
the Karroo. He had been a missionary, but the place had grown from a
small native reserve to an ordinary up-country dorp; the natives were
all Christians now, and he had a congregation of store-keepers, and one
or two English farmers, and the landlady of the hotel, and the workmen
from an adjacent irrigation dam. Mr. Tubb was a man of over seventy, a
devoted pastor with a gift of revivalist eloquence, but not generally
considered very strong in the head. He was also a bachelor. He had
caught a chill and had been a week in bed, but he rose on the Sunday
morning to conduct service as usual.

Now about that time the Russian Government had been rather
distinguishing themselves. They had had a great function at Easter, run
by what they called the Living Church, which had taken the shape of a
blasphemous parody of the Christian rites and a procession of howling
dervishes who proclaimed that God was dead and Heaven and Hell wound up.
Also they had got hold of a Patriarch, a most respected Patriarch, put
him on trial for high treason, and condemned him to death. They had
postponed the execution, partly by way of a refinement of cruelty, and
partly, I suppose, to see just how the world would react; but there
seemed not the slightest reason to doubt that they meant to have the old
man's blood. There was a great outcry, and the Archbishop of Canterbury
and the Pope had something to say, and various Governments made official
representations, but the Bolshies didn't give a hoot. They felt that
they needed to indulge in some little bit of extra blackguardism just to
show what stout fellows they were.

Well, all this was in the cables from Riga and Warsaw and Helsingfors,
and it got into the weekly edition of the _Cape Times_. There Mr. Tubb
read it, as he lay sick in bed, and, having nothing else to worry about,
it fretted him terribly. He could not bear to think of those obscene
orgies in Moscow, and the story of the Patriarch made him frantic. This,
it seemed to him, was a worse persecution than Nero's or Diocletian's,
and the Patriarch was a nobler figure than any martyr of the Roman
amphitheatre; and all the while the Christian peoples of the world were
doing nothing. So Mr. Tubb got out of bed on that Sunday morning, and,
having had no time to prepare a sermon, delivered his soul from the
pulpit about the Bolshies and their doings. He said that what was
needed was a new crusade, and he called on every Christian man and woman
to devote their prayers, their money, and, if necessary, their blood to
this supreme cause. Old as he was, he said, he would gladly set off for
Moscow that instant and die beside the Patriarch, and count his life
well lost in such a testimony of his faith.

I am sure that Mr. Tubb meant every word he said, but he had an
unsympathetic audience, who were not interested in Patriarchs; and the
hotel-lady slumbered, and the store-keepers fidgeted, and the girls
giggled and whispered just as usual. There the matter would have
dropped, had not a young journalist from Cape Town been spending his
holidays at Rhenosterspruit and out of some caprice been present at the
service. He was an ambitious lad, and next morning dispatched to his
paper a brightly written account of Mr. Tubb's challenge. He wrote it
with his tongue in his cheek, and headed it, "Peter the Hermit at
Rhenosterspruit," with, as a sub-title, "The Last Crusade." His editor
cut it savagely, and left out all his satirical touches, so that it read
rather bald and crude. Still it got about a quarter of a column.

That week the Ladas representative at Cape Town was rather short of
material, and just to fill up his budget of outgoing news put in a short
message about Rhenosterspruit. It ran: "On Sunday Tubb Wesleyan minister
Rhenosterspruit summoned congregation name Christianity release
Patriarch announced intention personally lead crusade Moscow." That was
the result of the cutting of the bright young correspondent's article.
What he had meant as fantasy and farce was so summarized as to appear
naked fact. Ladas in London were none too well pleased with the message.
They did not issue it to the British Press, and they cabled to their
Cape Town people that, while they welcomed "human interest" stories,
they drew the line at that sort of thing. What could it matter to the
world what a Wesleyan parson in the Karroo thought about Zinovieff? They
wanted news, not nonsense.

Now behold the mysterious workings of the Comic Spirit. Ladas, besides
their general service to the Canadian Press, made special services to
several Canadian papers. One of these was called, shall we say, the
_Toronto Watchman_. The member of the Ladas staff who had the compiling
of the _Watchman_ budget was often hard pressed, for he had to send news
which was not included in the general service. That week he was
peculiarly up against it, so he went through the files of the messages
that had come in lately and had not already been transmitted to Canada,
and in the Cape Town section he found the Rhenosterspruit yarn. He
seized on it joyfully, for he did not know of the disfavour with which
his chief had regarded it, and he dressed it up nicely for Toronto. The
_Watchman_, he knew, was a family paper, with a strong religious
connection, and this would be meat and drink to it. So he made the story
still more matter-of-fact. Mr. Tubb had sounded a call to the Christian
Church, and was himself on the eve of setting out against Trotsky like
David against Goliath. He left the captions to the Toronto sub-editors,
but of his own initiative he mentioned John Knox. That, he reflected
comfortably, as he closed up and went off to play golf, would fetch the
Presbyterian-minded _Watchman_.

It did. The editor of the _Watchman_, who was an elder of the Kirk and a
Liberal Member of Parliament, had been getting very anxious about the
ongoings in Russia. He was not very clear what a Patriarch was, but he
remembered that various Anglican ecclesiastics had wanted to affiliate
the English and Greek Churches, so he concluded that he was some kind of
Protestant. He had, like most people, an intense dislike of Moscow and
its ways, and he had been deeply shocked by the Easter sacrilege. So he
went large on the Ladas message. It was displayed on his chief page,
side by side with all the news he could collect about the Patriarch, and
he had no less than two leaders on the subject. The first, which he
wrote himself, was headed "The Weak Things of the World and the Strong."
He said that Mr. Tubb's clarion-call, "the voice of a simple man of God
echoing from the lonely veld," might yet prove a turning-point in
history, and he quoted Burke about a child and a girl at an inn changing
the fate of nations. It might--it should--arouse the conscience of the
Christian world, and inaugurate a new crusade, which would lift mankind
out of the rut of materialism and open its eyes to the eternal verities.
Christianity had been challenged by the miscreants in Russia, and the
challenge must be met. I don't think he had any very clear idea what he
meant, for he was strongly opposed to anything that suggested war, but
it was a fine chance for "uplift" writing. The second leader was called
"The Deeper Obligations of Empire," and, with a side glance at Mr. Tubb,
declared that unless the British Empire was a spiritual and moral unity
it was not worth talking about.

The rest of the Canadian Press did not touch the subject. They had not
had the Rhenosterspruit message, and were not going to lift it. But the
_Watchman_ had a big circulation, and Mr. Tubb began to have a high, if
strictly local, repute. Several prominent clergymen preached sermons on
him, and a weekly paper printed a poem in which he was compared to St.
Theresa and Joan of Arc.

The thing would have been forgotten in a fortnight, if McGurks had not
chosen to take a hand. McGurks, as you probably know, is the biggest
newspaper property in the world directed by a single hand. It owns
outright well over a hundred papers, and has a controlling interest in
perhaps a thousand. Its tone is strictly national, not to say
chauvinistic; its young men in Europe at that time were all
hundred-per-cent. Americans, and returned to the States a hundred and
twenty per cent., to allow for the difference in the exchange. McGurks
does not love England, for it began with strong Irish connections, and
it has done good work in pointing out to its immense public the
predatory character of British Imperialism and the atrocities that fill
the shining hours in India and Egypt. As a matter of fact, however, its
politics are not very serious. What it likes is a story that can be told
in thick black headlines, so that the stupidest of its free-born
readers, glancing in his shirt-sleeves at the first page of his Sunday
paper, can extract nourishment. Murders, rapes, fires, and drownings are
its daily bread, and it fairly revels in details--measurements and
plans, names and addresses of witnesses, and appalling half-tone blocks.
Most unfairly it is called sensational, for the stuff is as dull as a
directory.

With regard to Russia, McGurks had steered a wavy course. It had begun
in 1917 by flaunting the banner of freedom, for it disliked all
monarchies on principle. In 1919 it wanted America to recognize the
Russian Government, and take hold of Russian trade. But a series of
rebuffs to its special correspondents changed its view, and by 1922 it
had made a speciality of Bolshevik horrors. The year 1923 saw it again
on the fence, from which in six months it had tumbled off in a state of
anti-Bolshevik hysteria. It was out now to save God's country from
foreign microbes, and it ran a good special line of experts who proved
that what America needed was a _cordon sanitaire_ to protect her purity
from a diseased world. At the time of which I speak it had worked itself
up into a fine religious enthusiasm, and had pretty well captured the
"hick" public. McGurks was first and foremost a business proposition,
and it had decided that crime and piety were the horses to back. I
should add that, besides its papers, it ran a news agency, the P.U.,
which stood for Press Union, but which was commonly and affectionately
known as Punk.

McGurks seized upon the story in the _Toronto Watchman_ as a gift from
the gods, and its headlines were a joy for ever. All over the States men
read "Aged Saint Defies Demoniacs--Says That In God's Name He Will Move
Mountains"--"Vengeance From The Veld"--"The First Trumpet Blast"--"Who
Is On The Lord's Side--W H O?" I daresay that in the East and beyond the
Rockies people were only mildly interested, but in the Middle West and
in the South the thing caught like measles. McGurks did not leave its
stunts to perish of inanition. As soon as it saw that the public was
intrigued it started out to organize that interest. It circularized
every parson over big areas, it arranged meetings of protest and
sympathy, it opened subscription lists, and, though it refrained from
suggesting Government action, it made it clear that it wanted to create
such a popular feeling that the Government would be bound to bestir
itself. The home towns caught fire, the Bible Belt was moved to its
foundations, every Methodist minister rallied to his co-religionist of
Rhenosterspruit, the Sunday Schools uplifted their voice, and even the
red-blooded he-men of the Rotary Clubs got going. The Holiness
Tabernacle of Sarcophagus, Neb., produced twenty volunteers who were
ready to join Mr. Tubb in Moscow, and the women started knitting socks
for them, just as they did in the War. The First Consecration Church of
Jumpersville, Tenn., followed suit, and McGurks made the most of the
doings of every chapel in every one-horse township. Punk, too, was busy,
and cabled wonderful stories of the new crusade up and down the earth.
Old-established papers did not as a rule take the Punk service, so only
a part of it was printed, but it all helped to create an atmosphere.

Presently Concord had to take notice. This, as you know, is the foremost
American press agency--we call it the C.C.--and it had no more dealings
with Punk than the Jews with the Samaritans. It was in close alliance
with Ladas, so it cabled testily wanting to know why it had not received
the Rhenosterspruit message. Ladas replied that they had considered the
story too absurd to waste tolls on, but, since the C.C. was now carrying
a lot of stuff about the new crusade, they felt obliged to cable to Cape
Town to clear things up. Punk had already got on to that job, and was
asking its correspondents for pictures of Rhenosterspruit, interviews
with the Reverend Tubb, details about what he wore and ate and drank,
news of his mother and his childhood, and his premonitions of future
greatness. Half a dozen anxious journalists converged upon
Rhenosterspruit.

But they were too late. For Mr. Tubb was dead--choked on a chicken-bone
at his last Sunday dinner. They were only in time to attend the funeral
in the little, dusty, sun-baked cemetery. Very little was to be had from
his congregation, which, as I have said, had been mostly asleep during
the famous sermon; but a store-keeper remembered that the minister had
not been quite like himself on that occasion, and that he had judged
from his eyes that he had still a bad cold. McGurks made a great fuss
with this scrap of news. The death of Mr. Tubb was featured like the
demise of a President or a film star, and there was a moving picture of
the old man, conscious that he was near his end (the chicken-bone was
never mentioned), summoning his failing strength to one supreme
appeal--"his eyes," said McGurks, "now wet with tears for the world's
sins, now shining with the reflected radiance of the Better Country."

I fancy that the thing would have suddenly died away, for there was a
big prize-fight coming on, and there seemed to be a risk of the
acquittal of a nigger who had knifed a bootlegger in Chicago, and an
Anti-Kink Queen was on the point of engaging herself to a Dentifrice
King, and similar stirring public events were in the offing. But the
death of Mr. Tubb kept up the excitement, for it brought in the big guns
of the Fundamentalists. It seemed to them that the old man had not died,
but had been miraculously translated, just like Elijah or William
Jennings Bryan after the Dayton trial. It was a Sign, and they were
bound to consider what it signified.

This was much heavier metal than the faithful of Sarcophagus and
Jumpersville. The agitation was now of national importance; it had
attained "normalcy," as you might say, the "normalcy" of the periodic
American movement. Conventions were summoned and addressed by divines
whose names were known even in New York. Senators and congressmen took a
hand, and J. Constantine Buttrick, the silver trumpet of Wisconsin, gave
tongue, and was heard by several million wireless outfits. Articles even
appeared about it in the intellectual weeklies. Congress wasn't in
session, which was fortunate, but Washington began to be uneasy, for
volunteers for the crusade were enrolling fast. C.C. was compelled to
carry long dispatches, and Ladas had to issue them to the English
Press, which usually printed them in obscure corners with the names
misspelt. England is always apathetic about American news, and, besides,
she had a big strike on her hands at the time. Those of us who get
American press-clippings realized that quite a drive was starting to do
something to make Moscow respectful to religion, but we believed that it
would be dropped before any serious action could be taken. Meanwhile
Zinovieff and Trotsky carried on as usual, and we expected any day to
hear that the Patriarch had been shot and buried in the prison yard.

Suddenly Fate sent Roper Willinck mooning round to my office. I suppose
Willinck is the least known of our great men, for you fellows have never
even heard his name. But he is a great man in his queer way, and I
believe his voice carries farther than any living journalist's, though
most people do not know who is speaking. He doesn't write much in the
Press here, only now and then a paper in the heavy monthlies; but he is
the prince of special correspondents, and his "London Letters" in every
known tongue are printed from Auckland to Seattle. He seems to have
found the common denominator of style which is calculated to interest
the whole human family. On the Continent he is the only English
journalist whose name is known to the ordinary reader--rather like
Maximilian Harden before the War. In America they reckon him a sort of
Pope, and his stuff is syndicated in all the country papers. His
enthusiasms make a funny hotch-potch--the League of Nations and the
British Empire, racial purism and a sentimental socialism; but he is a
devout Catholic, and Russia had become altogether too much for him. That
was why I thought he would be interested in McGurks' stunt, of which he
had scarcely heard; so he sat down in an armchair and, during the
consumption of five caporal cigarettes, studied my clippings.

I have never seen a man so roused. "I see light," he cried, pushing his
double glasses up on his forehead. "Martendale, this is a revelation.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings.... Master Ridley, Master
Ridley, we shall this day kindle a fire which will never be
extinguished...."

"Nonsense," I said. "The thing will fizzle out in a solemn protest from
Washington to Moscow, with which old Trotsky will light his pipe. It has
got into the hands of the highbrows, and in a week will be clothed in
the jargon of the State Department, and the home towns will wonder what
has been biting them."

"We must retrieve it," he said softly. "Get it back to the village green
and the prayer-meeting. It was the prayer-meeting, remember, which
brought America into the War."

"But how? McGurks has worked that beat to death."

"McGurks!" he cried contemptuously. "The time is past for slobber, my
son. What they want is the prophetic, the apocalyptic, and by the bones
of Habakkuk they shall have it. I am going to solemnize the remotest
parts of the great Republic, and then," he smiled serenely, "I shall
interpret that solemnity to the world. First the fact and then the
moral--that's the lay-out."

He stuffed my clippings into his pocket and took himself off, and there
was that in his eye which foreboded trouble. Some one was going to have
to sit up when Willinck looked like that. My hope was that it would be
Moscow, but the time was getting terribly short. Any day might bring the
news that the Patriarch had gone to his reward.

I heard nothing for several weeks, and then Punk suddenly became active,
and carried some extraordinary stuff. It was mostly extracts from
respectable papers in the Middle West and the South, reports of meetings
which seemed to have worked themselves into hysteria, and rumours of
secret gatherings of young men which suggested the Ku-Klux-Klan. Moscow
had a Press agency of its own in London, and it began to worry Ladas for
more American news. Ladas in turn worried C.C., but C.C. was reticent.
There was a Movement, we were told, but the Government had it well in
hand, and we might disregard the scare-stuff Punk was sending;
everything that was important and reliable would be in its own service.
I thought I detected Willinck somewhere behind the scenes, and tried to
get hold of him, but learned that he was out of town.

One afternoon, however, he dropped in, and I noticed that his high-boned
face was leaner than ever, but that his cavernous eyes were happy. "'The
good work goes cannily on,'" he said--he was always quoting--and he
flung at me a bundle of green clippings.

They were articles of his own in the American Press, chiefly the Sunday
editions, and I noticed that he had selected the really influential
country papers--one in Tennessee, one in Kentucky, and a batch from the
Corn States.

I was staggered by the power of his stuff--Willinck had never to my
knowledge written like this before. He didn't rave about Bolshevik
crimes--people were sick of that--and he didn't bang the religious drum
or thump the harmonium. McGurks had already done that to satiety. He
quietly took it for granted that the crusade had begun, and that plain
men all over the earth, who weren't looking for trouble, felt obliged to
start out and abolish an infamy or never sleep peacefully in their beds
again. He assumed that presently from all corners of the Christian world
there would be an invading army moving towards Moscow, a thing that
Governments could not check, a people's rising as irresistible as the
change of the seasons. Assuming this, he told them just exactly what
they would see.

I can't do justice to Willinck by merely describing these articles; I
ought to have them here to read to you. Noble English they were, and as
simple as the Psalms.... He pictured the constitution of the army, every
kind of tongue and dialect and class, with the same kind of discipline
as Cromwell's New Model--Ironsides every one of them, rational,
moderate-minded fanatics, the most dangerous kind. It was like _Paradise
Lost_--Michael going out against Belial.... And then the description of
Russia--a wide grey world, all pale colours and watery lights, broken
villages, tattered little towns ruled by a few miscreants with rifles,
railway tracks red with rust, ruinous great palaces plastered over with
obscene posters, starving hopeless people, children with old vicious
faces.... God knows where he got the stuff from--mainly his _macabre_
imagination, but I daresay there was a lot of truth in the details, for
he had his own ways of acquiring knowledge.

But the end was the masterpiece. He said that the true rulers were not
those whose names appeared in the papers, but one or two secret madmen
who sat behind the screen and spun their bloody webs. He described the
crusaders breaking through shell after shell, like one of those Chinese
boxes which you open only to find another inside till you end with a
thing like a pea. There were layers of Jew officials and Lett
mercenaries and camouflaging journalists, and always as you went deeper
the thing became more inhuman and the air more fetid. At the end you had
the demented Mongol--that was a good touch for the Middle West--the
incarnation of the back-world of the Orient. Willinck only hinted at
this ultimate camarilla, but his hints were gruesome. To one of them he
gave the name of Uriel--a kind of worm-eaten archangel of the Pit, but
the worst he called Glubet. He must have got the word out of a passage
in Catullus which is not read in schools, and he made a shuddering thing
of it--the rancid toad-man, living among half-lights and blood, adroit
and sleepless as sin, but cracking now and then into idiot laughter.

You may imagine how this took hold of the Bible Belt. I never made out
what exactly happened, but I have no doubt that there were the
rudiments of one of those mass movements, before which Governments and
newspapers, combines and Press agencies, Wall Street and Lombard Street,
and common prudence are helpless. You could see it in the messages C.C.
sent and its agitated service cables to its people. The Moscow Agency
sat on our doorstep and bleated for more news, and all the while Punk
was ladling out fire-water to every paper that would take it.

"So much for the facts," Willinck said calmly. "Now I proceed to point
the moral in the proper quarters!"

If he was good at kindling a fire he was better at explaining just how
hot it was and how fast it would spread. I have told you that he was
about the only English journalist with a Continental reputation. Well,
he proceeded to exploit that reputation in selected papers which he knew
would cross the Russian frontier. He was busy in the Finnish and Latvian
and Lithuanian Press, he appeared in the chief Polish daily, and in
Germany his stuff was printed in one big Berlin paper and--curiously
enough--in the whole financial chain. Willinck knew just how and where
to strike. The line he took was very simple. He quietly explained what
was happening in America and the British Dominions--that the outraged
conscience of Christendom had awakened among simple folk, and that
nothing on earth could hold it. It was a Puritan crusade, the most
deadly kind. From every corner of the globe believers were about to
assemble, ready to sacrifice themselves to root out an infamy. This was
none of your Denikins and Koltchaks and Czarist _migr_ affairs; it was
the world's Christian democracy, and a business democracy. No
flag-waving or shouting, just a cold steady determination to get the job
done, with ample money and men and an utter carelessness of what they
spent on both. Cautious Governments might try to obstruct, but the
people would compel them to toe the line. It was a militant League of
Nations, with the Bible in one hand and the latest brand of munition in
the other.

We had a feverish time at Ladas in those days. The British Press was too
much occupied with the strike to pay full attention, but the Press of
every other country was on its hind legs. Presently things began to
happen. The extracts from _Pravda_ and _Izvestia_, which we got from
Riga and Warsaw, became every day more like the howling of epileptic
wolves. Then came the news that Moscow had ordered a very substantial
addition to the Red Army. I telephoned this item to Willinck, and he
came round to see me.

"The wind is rising," he said. "The fear of the Lord is descending on
the tribes, and that we know is the beginning of wisdom."

I observed that Moscow had certainly got the wind up, but that I didn't
see why. "You don't mean to say that you have got them to believe in
your precious crusade?"

He nodded cheerfully. "Why not? My dear Martendale, you haven't studied
the mentality of those gentry as I have. Do you realize that the
favourite reading of the Russian peasant used to be Milton? Before the
War you could buy a translation of _Paradise Lost_ at every book kiosk
in every country fair. Those rootless intellectuals have cast off all
they could, but at the back of their heads the peasant superstition
remains. They are afraid in their bones of a spirit that they think is
in Puritanism. That's why this American business worries them so. They
think they are a match for Rome, and they wouldn't have minded if the
racket had been started by the Knights of Columbus or that kind of show.
But they think it comes from the meeting-house, and that scares them
cold."

"Hang it all," I said, "they must know the soft thing modern Puritanism
is--all slushy hymns and inspirational advertising."

"Happily they don't. And I'm not sure that their ignorance is not wiser
than your knowledge, my emancipated friend. I'm inclined to think that
something may yet come out of the Bible Christian that will surprise the
world.... But not this time. I fancy the trick has been done. You might
let me know as soon as you hear anything." And he moved off, whistling
contentedly through his teeth.

       *       *       *       *       *

He was right. Three days later we got the news from Warsaw, and the
Moscow Agency confirmed it. The Patriarch had been released and sent
across the frontier, and was now being coddled and fted in Poland. I
rang up Willinck, and listened to his modest _Nunc dimittis_ over the
telephone.

He said he was going to take a holiday and go into the country to sleep.
He pointed out for my edification that the weak things of the
world--meaning himself--could still confound the strong, and he advised
me to reconsider the foundations of my creed in the light of this
surprising miracle.

       *       *       *       *       *

Well, that is my story. We heard no more of the crusade in America,
except that the Fundamentalists seemed to have got a second wind from it
and started a large-scale heresy hunt. Several English bishops said that
the release of the Patriarch was an answer to prayer; our Press pointed
out how civilization, if it spoke with one voice, would be listened to
even in Russia; and Labour papers took occasion to enlarge on the
fundamental reasonableness and urbanity of the Moscow Government.

Personally I think that Willinck drew the right moral. But the main
credit really belonged to something a great deal weaker than he--the
aged Tubb, now sleeping under a painted cast-iron gravestone among the
dust-devils and meerkats of Rhenosterspruit.




XII. FULLCIRCLE

_MARTIN PECKWETHER'S STORY_


Between the Windrush and the Colne
I found a little house of stone--
A little wicked house of stone.



XII. FULLCIRCLE


Peckwether, the historian, whose turn for story-telling came at our last
dinner before the summer interregnum, apologized for reading his
narrative. He was not good, he said, at impromptu composition. He also
congratulated himself on Leithen's absence. "He comes into the story,
and I should feel rather embarrassed talking about him to his face. But
he has read my manuscript and approved it, so you have two reliable
witnesses to a queerish tale."

In his precise academic voice he read what follows.

       *       *       *       *       *

The October day was brightening towards late afternoon when Leithen and
I climbed the hill above the stream and came in sight of the house. All
morning a haze with a sheen of pearl in it had lain on the folds of
downland, and the vision of far horizons, which is the glory of
Cotswold, had been veiled, so that every valley seemed a place enclosed
and set apart. But now a glow had come into the air, and for a little
the autumn lawns had the tints of summer. The gold of sunshine was warm
on the grasses, and only the riot of colour in the berry-laden edges of
the fields and the slender woodlands told of the failing year.

We were looking into a green cup of the hills, and it was all a garden.
A little place, bounded by slopes that defined its graciousness with no
hint of barrier, so that a dweller there, though his view was but half a
mile on any side, would yet have the sense of dwelling on uplands and
commanding the world. Round the top edge ran an old wall of stones,
beyond which the October bracken flamed to the skyline. Inside were
folds of ancient pasture with here and there a thorn-bush, falling to
rose gardens, and, on one side, to the smooth sward of a terrace above a
tiny lake. At the heart of it stood the house, like a jewel well set. It
was a miniature, but by the hand of a master. The style was late
seventeenth century, when an agreeable classic convention had opened up
to sunlight and comfort the dark magnificence of the Tudor fashion. The
place had the spacious air of a great mansion, and was finished in every
detail with a fine scrupulousness. Only when the eye measured its
proportions with the woods and the hillside did the mind perceive that
it was a small dwelling. The stone of Cotswold takes curiously the
colour of the weather. Under thunder-clouds it will be as dark as
basalt; on a grey day it is grey like lava; but in sunshine it absorbs
the sun. At the moment the little house was pale gold, like honey.

Leithen swung a long leg across the stile.

"Pretty good, isn't it?" he said. "It's pure authentic Sir Christopher
Wren. The name is worthy of it, too. It is called Fullcircle."

He told me its story. It had been built after the Restoration by the
Carteron family, whose wide domains ran into these hills. The Lord
Carteron of the day was a friend of the Merry Monarch, but it was not
as a sanctuary for orgies that he built the house. Perhaps he was tired
of the gloomy splendour of Minster Carteron, and wanted a home of his
own and not of his ancestors' choosing. He had an elegant taste in
letters, as we can learn from his neat imitations of Martial, his pretty
_Bucolics_, and the more than respectable Latin hexameters of his _Ars
Vivendi_. Being a great nobleman, he had the best skill of the day to
construct his hermitage, and here he would retire for months at a time
with like-minded friends to a world of books and gardens. He seems to
have had no ill-wishers; contemporary memoirs speak of him charitably,
and Dryden spared him four lines of encomium. "A selfish old dog,"
Leithen called him. "He had the good sense to eschew politics and enjoy
life. His soul is in that little house. He only did one rash thing in
his career--he anticipated the King, his master, by some years in
turning Papist."

I asked about its later history.

"After his death it passed to a younger branch of the Carterons. It left
them in the eighteenth century, and the Applebys got it. They were a
jovial lot of hunting squires, and let the library go to the dogs. Old
Colonel Appleby was still alive when I came to Borrowby. Something went
wrong in his inside when he was nearly seventy, and the doctors knocked
him off liquor. Not that he drank too much, though he did himself well.
That finished the poor old boy. He told me that it revealed to him the
amazing truth that during a long and, as he hoped, publicly useful life
he had never been quite sober. He was a good fellow, and I missed him
when he died.... The place went to a remote cousin called Giffen."

Leithen's eyes, as they scanned the prospect, seemed amused.

"Julian and Ursula Giffen.... I daresay you know the names. They always
hunt in couples, and write books about sociology and advanced ethics and
psychics--books called either 'The New This or That,' or 'Towards
Something or Other.' You know the sort of thing. They're deep in all the
pseudo-sciences.... Decent souls, but you can guess the type. I came
across them in a case I had at the Old Bailey--defending a ruffian who
was charged with murder. I hadn't a doubt he deserved hanging on twenty
counts, but there wasn't enough evidence to convict him on this one.
Dodderidge was at his worst--it was just before they induced him to
retire--and his handling of the jury was a masterpiece of misdirection.
Of course there was a shindy. The thing was a scandal, and it stirred up
all the humanitarians, till the murderer was almost forgotten in the
iniquities of old Dodderidge. You must remember the case. It filled the
papers for weeks. Well, it was in that connection that I fell in with
the Giffens. I got rather to like them, and I've been to see them at
their house in Hampstead. Golly, what a place! Not a chair fit to sit
down on, and colours that made you want to weep. I never met people with
heads so full of feathers."

I said something about that being an odd _milieu_ for him.

"Oh, I like human beings--all kinds. It's my profession to study them,
for without that the practice of the law would be a lean affair. There
are hordes of people like the Giffens--only not so good, for they really
have hearts of gold. They are the rootless stuff in the world to-day--in
revolt against everything and everybody with any ancestry. A kind of
innocent self-righteousness--wanting to be the people with whom wisdom
begins and ends. They are mostly sensitive and tender-hearted, but they
wear themselves out in an eternal dissidence. Can't build, you know, for
they object to all tools, but very ready to crab. They scorn any form of
Christianity, but they'll walk miles to patronize some wretched sect
that has the merit of being brand-new. 'Pioneers' they call
themselves--funny little unclad people adventuring into the cold desert
with no maps. Giffen once described himself and his friends to me as
'forward-looking,' but that, of course, is just what they are not. To
tackle the future you must have a firm grip of the past, and for them
the past is only a pathological curiosity. They're up to their necks in
the mud of the present.... But good, after a fashion; and
innocent--sordidly innocent. Fate was in an ironical mood when she
saddled them with that wicked little house."

"Wicked" did not seem to me to be a fair word. It sat honey-coloured
among its gardens with the meekness of a dove. The sound of a bicycle on
the road behind made us turn round, and Leithen advanced to meet a
dismounting rider.

He was a tallish fellow, some forty years old perhaps, with one of those
fluffy blond beards that have never been shaved. Short-sighted, of
course, and wore glasses. Biscuit-coloured knickerbockers and stockings
clad his lean limbs.

Leithen introduced me. "We are walking to Borrowby, and stopped to
admire your house. Could we have just a glimpse inside? I want
Peckwether to see the staircase."

Mr. Giffen was very willing. "I've been over to Clyston to send a
telegram. We have some friends for the week-end who might interest you.
Won't you stay to tea?"

There was a gentle formal courtesy about him, and his voice had the
facile intonations of one who loves to talk. He led us through a little
gate, and along a shorn green walk among the bracken to a postern which
gave entrance to the garden. Here, though it was October, there was
still a bright show of roses, and the jet of water from the leaden Cupid
dripped noiselessly among fallen petals. And then we stood before the
doorway, above which the old Carteron had inscribed a line of Horace.

I have never seen anything quite like the little hall. There were two,
indeed, separated by a staircase of a wood that looked like olive. Both
were paved with black and white marble, and the inner was oval in shape,
with a gallery supported on slender walnut pillars. It was all in
miniature, but it had a spaciousness which no mere size could give. Also
it seemed to be permeated by the quintessence of sunlight. Its air was
of long-descended, confident, equable happiness.

There were voices on the terrace beyond the hall. Giffen led us into a
room on the left. "You remember the house in Colonel Appleby's time,
Leithen. This was the chapel. It had always been the chapel. You see
the change we have made.... I beg your pardon, Mr. Peckwether. You're
not by any chance a Roman Catholic?"

The room had a white panelling, and on two sides deep windows. At one
end was a fine Italian shrine of marble, and the floor was mosaic, blue
and white, in a quaint Byzantine pattern. There was the same air of
sunny cheerfulness as in the rest of the house. No mystery could find a
lodgment here. It might have been a chapel for three centuries, but the
place was pagan. The Giffens' changes were no sort of desecration. A
green-baize table filled most of the floor, surrounded by chairs like a
committee room. On new raw-wood shelves were files of papers and stacks
of blue-books and those desiccated works into which reformers of society
torture the English tongue. Two typewriters stood on a side-table.

"It is our workroom," Giffen explained, "where we hold our Sunday moots.
Ursula thinks that a week-end is wasted unless it produces some piece of
real work. Often a quite valuable committee has its beginning here. We
try to make our home a refuge for busy workers, where they need not
idle, but can work under happy conditions."

"'A college situate in a clearer air,'" Leithen quoted. But Giffen did
not respond except with a smile; he had probably never heard of Lord
Falkland.

A woman entered the room, a woman who might have been pretty if she had
taken a little pains. Her reddish hair was drawn tightly back and
dressed in a hard knot, and her clothes were horribly incongruous in a
remote manor-house. She had bright eager eyes, like a bird, and hands
that fluttered nervously. She greeted Leithen with warmth.

"We have settled down marvellously," she told him. "Julian and I feel as
if we had always lived here, and our life has arranged itself so
perfectly. My Mothers' Cottages in the village will soon be ready, and
the Club is to be opened next week. Julian and I will carry on the
classes ourselves for the first winter. Next year we hope to have a
really fine programme.... And then it is so pleasant to be able to
entertain one's friends.... Won't you stay to tea? Dr. Swope is here,
and Mary Elliston, and Mr. Percy Blaker--you know, the Member of
Parliament. Must you hurry off? I'm so sorry.... What do you think of
our workroom? It was utterly terrible when we first came here--a sort of
decayed chapel, like a withered tuberose. We have let the air of heaven
into it."

I observed that I had never seen a house so full of space and light.

"Ah, you notice that? It is a curiously happy place to live in.
Sometimes I'm almost afraid to feel so light-hearted. But we look on
ourselves as only trustees. It is a trust we have to administer for the
common good. You know, it's a house on which you can lay your own
impress. I can imagine places which dominate the dwellers, but
Fullcircle is plastic, and we can make it our own just as much as if we
had planned and built it. That's our chief piece of good fortune."

We took our leave, for we had no desire for the company of Dr. Swope
and Mr. Percy Blaker. When we reached the highway we halted and looked
back on the little jewel. Shafts of the westering sun now caught the
stone and turned the honey to ripe gold. Thin spires of amethyst smoke
rose into the still air. I thought of the well-meaning restless couple
inside its walls, and somehow they seemed out of the picture. They
simply did not matter. The house was the thing, for I had never met in
inanimate stone such an air of gentle masterfulness. It had a
personality of its own, clean-cut and secure, like a high-born old dame
among the females of profiteers. And Mrs. Giffen claimed to have given
it her impress!

That night in the library at Borrowby, Leithen discoursed of the
Restoration. Borrowby, of which, by the expenditure of much care and a
good deal of money, he has made a civilized dwelling, is a Tudor manor
of the Cotswold type, with high-pitched narrow roofs and tall stone
chimneys, rising sheer from the meadows with something of the
massiveness of a Border keep. He nodded towards the linen-fold panelling
and the great carven chimney-piece.

"In this kind of house you have the mystery of the elder England. What
was Raleigh's phrase? 'High thoughts, and divine contemplations.' The
people who built this sort of thing lived close to another world, and
they thought bravely of death. It doesn't matter who they
were--Crusaders or Elizabethans or Puritans--they had all poetry in
them, and the heroic, and a great unworldliness. They had marvellous
spirits, and plenty of joys and triumphs; but they had also their hours
of black gloom. Their lives were like our weather--storm and sun. One
thing they never feared--death. He walked too near them all their days
to be a bogy.

"But the Restoration was a sharp break. It brought paganism into
England--paganism and the art of life. No people have ever known better
the secret of a bland happiness. Look at Fullcircle. There are no dark
corners there. The man that built it knew all there was to be known
about how to live.... The trouble was that they did not know how to die.
That was the one shadow on the glass. So they provided for it in the
pagan way. They tried magic. They never became true Catholics--they were
always pagan to the end, but they smuggled a priest into their lives. He
was a kind of insurance premium against unwelcome mystery."

       *       *       *       *       *

It was not till nearly two years later that I saw the Giffens again. The
May-fly season was near its close, and I had snatched a day on a certain
limpid Cotswold river. There was another man on the same beat, fishing
from the opposite bank, and I watched him with some anxiety, for a
duffer would have spoilt my day. To my relief I recognized Giffen. With
him it was easy to come to terms, and presently the water was parcelled
out between us.

We forgathered for luncheon, and I stood watching while he neatly
stalked, rose, and landed a trout. I confessed to some surprise--first,
that Giffen should be a fisherman at all, for it was not in keeping with
my old notion of him; and second, that he should cast such a workmanlike
line. As we lunched together, I observed several changes. He had shaved
his fluffy beard, and his face was notably less lean, and had the clear
even sunburn of the countryman. His clothes, too, were different. They
also were workmanlike, and looked as if they belonged to him--no more
the uneasy knickerbockers of the Sunday golfer.

"I'm desperately keen," he told me. "You see it's only my second May-fly
season, and last year I was no better than a beginner. I wish I had
known long ago what good fun fishing was. Isn't this a blessed place?"
And he looked up through the canopy of flowering chestnuts to the June
sky.

"I'm glad you've taken to sport," I said. "Even if you only come here
for the week-ends, sport lets you into the secrets of the countryside."

"Oh, we don't go much to London now," was his answer. "We sold our
Hampstead house a year ago. I can't think how I ever could stick that
place. Ursula takes the same view.... I wouldn't leave Oxfordshire just
now for a thousand pounds. Do you smell the hawthorn? Last week this
meadow was scented like Paradise. D'you know, Leithen's a queer fellow?"

I asked why.

"He once told me that this countryside in June made him sad. He said it
was too perfect a thing for fallen humanity. I call that morbid. Do you
see any sense in it?"

I knew what Leithen meant, but it would have taken too long to explain.

"I feel warm and good and happy here," he went on. "I used to talk about
living close to Nature. Rot! I didn't know what Nature meant. Now----"
He broke off. "By Jove, there's a kingfisher. That is only the second
I've seen this year. They're getting uncommon with us."

"With us"--I liked the phrase. He was becoming a true countryman.

We had a good day--not extravagantly successful, but satisfactory, and
he persuaded me to come home with him to Fullcircle for the night,
explaining that I could catch an early train next morning at the
junction. So we extricated a little two-seater from a thicket of lilacs,
and he drove me through four miles of sweet-scented dusk, with
nightingales shouting in every thicket. I changed into a suit of his
flannels in a bedroom looking out on the little lake where trout were
rising, and I remember that I whistled from pure light-heartedness. In
that adorable house one seemed to be still breathing the air of the
spring meadows.

Dinner was my first big surprise. It was admirable--plain but perfectly
cooked, and with that excellence of basic material which is the glory of
a well-appointed country house. There was wine too, which, I am certain,
was a new thing. Giffen gave me a bottle of sound claret, and afterwards
some more than decent port. My second surprise was my hostess. Her
clothes, like her husband's, must have changed, for I did not notice
what she was wearing, and I had noticed it only too clearly the last
time we met. More remarkable still was the difference in her face. For
the first time I realized that she was a pretty woman. The contours had
softened and rounded, and there was a charming well-being in her eyes
very different from the old restlessness. She looked content--infinitely
content.

I asked about her Mothers' Cottages. She laughed cheerfully.

"I gave them up after the first year. They didn't mix well with the
village people. I'm quite ready to admit my mistake, and it was the
wrong kind of charity. The Londoners didn't like it--felt lonesome and
sighed for the fried-fish shop; and the village women were shy of
them--afraid of infectious complaints, you know. Julian and I have
decided that our business is to look after our own people."

It may have been malicious, but I said something about the wonderful
scheme of village education.

"Another relic of Cockneyism," laughed the lady; but Giffen looked a
trifle shy.

"I gave it up because it didn't seem worth while. What is the use of
spoiling a perfectly wholesome scheme of life by introducing unnecessary
complications? Medicine is no good unless a man is sick, and these
people are not sick. Education is the only cure for certain diseases the
modern world has engendered, but if you don't find the disease the
remedy is superfluous. The fact is, I hadn't the face to go on with the
thing. I wanted to be taught rather than to teach. There's a whole world
round me of which I know very little, and my first business is to get to
understand it. Any village poacher can teach me more of the things that
matter than I have to tell him."

"Besides, we have so much to do," his wife added. "There's the house and
the garden, and the home-farm and the property. It isn't large, but it
takes a lot of looking after."

The dining-room was long and low-ceilinged, and had a white panelling in
bold relief. Through the windows came odours of the garden and a faint
tinkle of water. The dusk was deepening, and the engravings in their
rosewood frames were dim, but sufficient light remained to reveal the
picture above the fireplace. It showed a middle-aged man in the clothes
of the later Carolines. The plump tapering fingers of one hand held a
book, the other was hidden in the folds of a flowered waistcoat. The
long, curled wig framed a delicate face, with something of the grace of
youth left to it. There were quizzical lines about the mouth, and the
eyes smiled pleasantly yet very wisely. It was the face of a man I
should have liked to dine with. He must have been the best of company.

Giffen answered my question.

"That's the Lord Carteron who built the house. No. No relation. Our
people were the Applebys, who came in 1753. We've both fallen so deep in
love with Fullcircle that we wanted to see the man who conceived it. I
had some trouble getting it. It came out of the Minster Carteron sale,
and I had to give a Jew dealer twice what he paid for it. It's a jolly
thing to live with."

It was indeed a curiously charming picture. I found my eyes straying to
it till the dusk obscured the features. It was the face of one wholly at
home in a suave world, learned in all the urbanities. A good friend, I
thought, the old lord must have been, and a superlative companion. I
could imagine neat Horatian tags coming ripely from his lips. Not a
strong face, but somehow a dominating one. The portrait of the long-dead
gentleman had still the atmosphere of life. Giffen raised his glass of
port to him as we rose from the table, as if to salute a comrade.

We moved to the room across the hall, which had once been the Giffens'
workroom, the cradle of earnest committees and weighty memoranda. This
was my third surprise. Baize-covered table and raw-wood shelves had
disappeared. The place was now half smoking-room, half library. On the
walls hung a fine collection of coloured sporting prints, and below them
were ranged low Hepplewhite bookcases. The lamplight glowed on the ivory
walls, and the room, like everything else in the house, was radiant.
Above the mantelpiece was a stag's head--a fair eleven-pointer.

Giffen nodded proudly towards it. "I got that last year at Machray. My
first stag."

There was a little table with an array of magazines and weekly papers.
Some amusement must have been visible in my face as I caught sight of
various light-hearted sporting journals, for he laughed apologetically.
"You mustn't think that Ursula and I take in that stuff for ourselves.
It amuses our guests, you know."

I dared say it did, but I was convinced that the guests were no longer
Dr. Swope and Mr. Percy Blaker.

One of my many failings is that I can never enter a room containing
books without scanning the titles. Giffen's collection won my hearty
approval. There were the very few novelists I can read myself--Miss
Austen and Sir Walter and the admirable Marryat; there was a shelf full
of memoirs, and a good deal of seventeenth and eighteenth century
poetry; there was a set of the classics in fine editions, Bodonis and
Baskervilles and suchlike; there was much county history, and one or two
valuable old herbals and itineraries. I was certain that two years
before Giffen would have had no use for literature except some muddy
Russian oddments, and I am positive that he would not have known the
name of Surtees. Yet there stood the tall octavos recording the
unedifying careers of Mr. Jorrocks, Mr. Facey Romford, and Mr. Soapy
Sponge.

I was a little bewildered as I stretched my legs in a very deep
armchair. Suddenly I had a strong impression of looking on at a play. My
hosts seemed to be automata, moving docilely at the orders of a
masterful stage-manager, and yet with no sense of bondage. And as I
looked on they faded off the scene, and there was only one
personality--that house so serene and secure, smiling at our modern
antics, but weaving all the while an iron spell round its lovers. For a
second I felt an oppression as of something to be resisted. But no.
There was no oppression. The house was too well-bred and disdainful to
seek to captivate. Only those who fell in love with it could know its
mastery, for all love exacts a price. It was far more than a thing of
stone and lime; it was a creed, an art, a scheme of life--older than any
Carteron, older than England. Somewhere far back in time--in Rome, in
Attica, or in an gean island--there must have been such places; but
then they called them temples, and gods dwelt in them.

I was roused by Giffen's voice discoursing of his books. "I've been
rubbing up my classics again," he was saying. "Queer thing, but ever
since I left Cambridge I have been out of the mood for them. And I'm
shockingly ill-read in English literature. I wish I had more time for
reading, for it means a lot to me."

"There is such an embarrassment of riches here," said his wife. "The
days are far too short for all there is to do. Even when there is nobody
staying in the house I find every hour occupied. It's delicious to be
busy over things one really cares for."

"All the same I wish I could do more reading," said Giffen. "I've never
wanted to so much before."

"But you come in tired from shooting and sleep sound till dinner," said
the lady, laying an affectionate hand on his shoulder.

They were happy people, and I like happiness. Self-absorbed perhaps, but
I prefer selfishness in the ordinary way of things. We are most of us
selfish dogs, and altruism makes us uncomfortable. But I had somewhere
in my mind a shade of uneasiness, for I was the witness of a
transformation too swift and violent to be wholly natural. Years, no
doubt, turn our eyes inward and abate our heroics, but not a trifle of
two or three. Some agency had been at work here, some agency other and
more potent than the process of time. The thing fascinated and partly
frightened me. For the Giffens--though I scarcely dared to admit it--had
deteriorated. They were far pleasanter people. I liked them infinitely
better. I hoped to see them often again. I detested the type they used
to represent, and shunned it like the plague. They were wise now, and
mellow, and most agreeable human beings. But some virtue had gone out of
them. An uncomfortable virtue, no doubt, but a virtue, something
generous and adventurous. Before their faces had had a sort of wistful
kindness. Now they had geniality--which is not the same thing.

What was the agency of this miracle? It was all around me: the ivory
panelling, the olive-wood staircase, the lovely pillared hall. I got up
to go to bed with a kind of awe on me. As Mrs. Giffen lit my candle, she
saw my eyes wandering among the gracious shadows.

"Isn't it wonderful," she said, "to have found a house which fits us
like a glove? No! Closer. Fits us as a bearskin fits the bear. It has
taken our impress like wax."

Somehow I didn't think that the impress had come from the Giffens' side.

       *       *       *       *       *

A November afternoon found Leithen and myself jogging homewards from a
run with the Heythrop. It had been a wretched day. Twice we had found
and lost, and then a deluge had set in which scattered the field. I had
taken a hearty toss into a swamp, and got as wet as a man may be, but
the steady downpour soon reduced every one to a like condition. When we
turned towards Borrowby the rain ceased, and an icy wind blew out of the
east which partially dried our sopping clothes. All the grace had faded
from the Cotswold valleys. The streams were brown torrents, the meadows
lagoons, the ridges bleak and grey, and a sky of scurrying clouds cast
leaden shadows. It was a matter of ten miles to Borrowby: we had long
ago emptied our flasks, and I longed for something hot to take the chill
out of my bones.

"Let's look in at Fullcircle," said Leithen, as we emerged on the
highroad from a muddy lane. "We'll make the Giffens give us tea. You'll
find changes there."

I asked what changes, but he only smiled and told me to wait and see.

My mind was busy with surmises as we rode up the avenue. I thought of
drink or drugs, and promptly discarded the notion. Fullcircle was above
all things decorous and wholesome. Leithen could not mean the change in
the Giffens' ways which had so impressed me a year before, for he and I
had long ago discussed that. I was still puzzling over his words when we
found ourselves in the inner hall, with the Giffens making a hospitable
fuss over us.

The place was more delectable than ever. Outside was a dark November
day, yet the little house seemed to be transfused with sunshine. I do
not know by what art the old builders had planned it, but the airy
pilasters, the perfect lines of the ceiling, the soft colouring of the
wood seemed to lay open the house to a clear sky. Logs burned brightly
on the massive steel andirons, and the scent and the fine blue smoke of
them strengthened the illusion of summer.

Mrs. Giffen would have had us change into dry things, but Leithen
pleaded a waiting dinner at Borrowby. The two of us stood by the
fireplace drinking tea, the warmth drawing out a cloud of vapour from
our clothes to mingle with the wood-smoke. Giffen lounged in an
armchair, and his wife sat by the tea-table. I was looking for the
changes of which Leithen had spoken.

I did not find them in Giffen. He was much as I remembered him on the
June night when I had slept here, a trifle fuller in the face perhaps, a
little more placid about the mouth and eyes. He looked a man completely
content with life. His smile came readily and his easy laugh. Was it my
fancy, or had he acquired a look of the picture in the dining-room? I
nearly made an errand to go and see it. It seemed to me that his mouth
had now something of the portrait's delicate complacence. Lely would
have found him a fit subject, though he might have boggled at his lean
hands.

But his wife! Ah, there the changes were unmistakable. She was comely
now rather than pretty, and the contours of her face had grown heavier.
The eagerness had gone from her eyes and left only comfort and
good-humour. There was a suspicion, ever so slight, of rouge and powder.
She had a string of good pearls--the first time I had seen her wear
jewels. The hand that poured out the tea was plump, shapely, and well
cared for. I was looking at a most satisfactory mistress of a country
house, who would see that nothing was lacking to the part.

She talked more and laughed oftener. Her voice had an airy lightness
which would have made the silliest prattle charming.

"We are going to fill the house with young people and give a ball at
Christmas," she announced. "This hall is simply clamouring to be danced
in. You must come both of you. Promise me. And, Mr. Leithen, it would
be very kind if you brought a party from Borrowby. Young men, please. We
are overstocked with girls in these parts.... We must do something to
make the country cheerful in winter-time."

I observed that no season could make Fullcircle other than cheerful.

"How nice of you!" she cried. "To praise a house is to praise the
householders, for a dwelling is just what its inmates make it. Borrowby
is you, Mr. Leithen, and Fullcircle us."

"Shall we exchange?" Leithen asked.

She made a mouth. "Borrowby would crush me, but it suits a Gothic
survival like you. Do you think you would be happy here?"

"Happy?" said Leithen thoughtfully. "Happy? Yes, undoubtedly. But it
might be bad for my soul.... There's just time for a pipe, Giffen, and
then we must be off."

I was filling my pipe as we crossed the outer hall, and was about to
enter the smoking-room I so well remembered when Giffen laid a hand on
my arm.

"We don't smoke there now," he said hastily.

He opened the door and I looked in.... The place had suffered its third
metamorphosis. The marble shrine which I had noticed on my first visit
had been brought back, and the blue mosaic pavement and the ivory walls
were bare. At the eastern end stood a little altar, with above it a copy
of a Correggio Madonna.

A faint smell of incense hung in the air and the fragrance of hothouse
flowers. It was a chapel, but, I swear, a more pagan place than when it
had been workroom or smoking-room.

Giffen gently shut the door. "Perhaps you didn't know, but some months
ago my wife became a Catholic. It is a good thing for women, I think. It
gives them a regular ritual for their lives. So we restored the chapel.
It had always been there in the days of the Carterons and the Applebys."

"And you?" I asked.

He shrugged his shoulders. "I don't bother much about these things. But
I propose to follow suit. It will please Ursula and do no harm to
anybody."

       *       *       *       *       *

We halted on the brow of the hill and looked back on the garden valley.
Leithen's laugh, as he gazed, had more awe than mirth in it.

"That little wicked house! I'm going to hunt up every scrap I can find
about old Tom Carteron. He must have been an uncommon clever fellow.
He's still alive down there and making people do as he did.... In that
kind of place you may expel the priest and sweep it and garnish it. But
he always returns."

The wrack was lifting before the wind and a shaft of late watery sun
fell on the grey walls. It seemed to me that the little house wore an
air of gentle triumph.




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[End of The Runagates Club, by John Buchan]
